“阎王”给跪了

“xiaohao,shaoanwuzao。”yanbaqingqingbaishou,zhongzhishangdaizhedejudabanzhizaidengguangzhaoyaoxiagewaixianyan:“jiranrenzhaodaole,womenyoudeshishijianmanmannongsita。shengburusi,caishiwomendemude。”

mohaoyanjingyiliang,lianshanglimaluchuzhengningdeningxiao:“shushushuodedui,shaletaibianyitale,woyaotashengburusi,houhuihuozaizheigeshishang。”

“哗。”

严八突然站起。

yimiqideshengaobusuangao,dantaqiangdadeqichangsanfachulai,zhongrenfenfenhoutuiyibu。

“qilaiba!”yanbalengmodemuguangsaolejiudianjingliheqipaonvrenyiyan。

liangrenxianshiyileng,xingwuguolaishirumengdashe,ganjinqianenwanxiedipaqilai。

jingliyiqilai,xionghendiyibazhuazhushenlongdeyiling,houdao:“made,dezuibaye,nitemexiangsibielianleilaozi。lairen,batamendexingli,haiyoukefanglidelianggelaojiahuoquanburengchuqu!bu,xianfeilelianggelaodongxizairengchuqu!”

jinglimianmuzhengningdisihou。

“hehe,baye,ninkanzheimechuzhikeyima?”jinglixianmeidexiaolianchaoyanbaxunwen。

“咯嚓!”

gujietuojiuzhaliedeshengyinxiangqi。

“啊——!”

qilidecanjiaozhachuanquanchang。

jinglideshoufanbeishenlongqiazhu,fachuqilidecanhao。

“nikaideshijiudian,shoulewodezhusufei,banleruzhushouxujiugaitigongfuwu。”shenlongyiziyiju,shengyinbinglengcigu:“dangran,woyemeibiyaoyidingzhunijiadedian,wokeyibanzou。danshi,niquerangrenfeilewonianmaidelaofumuzairengchuqu,bujuedeguofenlema?a!”

zuihouyige“a”zi,bianchenglenuhou。

“baye,jiuwo,jiuwoa……!”jinglitongdeliansefaqing,yigejingdichaoyanbaqiujiu。

yanbazuijiaoquedaizheguiyidexiaoyi,yinlengdemuguangdingzheshenlong:“he,nianqingrenyoudiangexinga,kanlai,nihaibuzhidaozijimianqianzhanzhederenshishei?”

“nishishei,henzhongyaoma?”shenlonglenghengfanwen。

“nianqinga,wuzhiwuweia,neiwojiurangnisigemingbaiba。”yanbalaolianturanyichen,shayimisankailai:“gaosuta,woshishei?”

“哗。”

yigekuiwudahanconghoumianzhanchulai,lianshanghengroudoudong:“baichi,zheiweijiushihehedamingdenanchengbaye,qingjiangshijulaoyanbaye。”

tingdao“yanbaye”sangezi,shenlongjianmeimengranyishu,yanlishechuyidaolinglidehanmang:“nijiushiyanbaye?”

yanbaaoranyiyangtou:“kanlai,nitingshuoguowodedamingle。”

“baye,ninhehedaming,lurenjiezhi,sheiganmeitingguoa。”houmianyourenpaizhemapi,jiezhedahe:“jiranzhidaobayedeweiming,haibuguixia!”

“轰!”

然而,异变突起。

shenlongturanbaoqi,shouliqiazhedejinglibeidangzuopaodanxunmengzaxiangyanba。

“goudan!”yanbadeshouxiamendahou:“bayexiaoxin!”

yanbalianseyibian,dantashilaojianghule,xunsuyishan,zaguolaidejiudianjingliyutacashenerguo。

yishengjuxiang,canjiaosiqi。

jigerenhejiudianjingligunchengleyidui。

zuidaomeideshimohao,talianrendailunyiyiqifandaozaidishang,tuishangdeshigaodouliekaile,keweishangshangjiashang,canjiaoshengdoubianchengleguikulanghao。

严八气炸了。

zheihaishitachengmingyilai,shouciyourenrucidandawangwei。

yiqiansheibushitingletamingzihousesefadou,limaxiagui。

jintianyudaodeshenlongbuantaoluchupai,budanmeigui,jingranturanfanan。

“jiwonongsita!”fennudeyanbafachuzheneryulongdepaoxiao。

keshi,dangshouxiamenzhengyaochongshangqushi,quelengzhule。

yinwei,shenlongdetiezhuayijingqiazhuyanbadebozi。

“nimensheigandongyixia,woqiaduantabozi!”shenlongdeshengyinbinglengdebudaiyisirendeganqing。

“zhei……。”zhongrenfenfenhoutui。

众人懵了。

bayenianqingshishiyilushachulaide,keshishenshoubufandegaoshoua。

zenmezheimeqingyijiubeirenjizhizhule。

nandaoshirenlaole,buzhongyongle?

yebuduia,qianjitiantahaixiangzhongrenzhanshikongshoupizhuantouni,rengjiushilaodangyizhuanga。

yanbazijiyemeng,zheinima,zijilaojianghu,jingranxiaoyingoulifanchuanlema,haowufankangdiluozaiyigenianqinghoubeishouli,zheirangtabiehuobuyi。

“nianqingren,nizhidaozijizaizuoshenmema?”yanbayaozheya,shuangyankuaipenchuhuolai:“wohuirangniquanjiabudehaosi。”

“heng,yanbayehaodadeweifeng。”shenlongbuxiedilengxiao:“sannianqiannidoumeinengrangwosi,xianzai,jiugengbukenengle。”

yanbadengrenyileng,yilianmengbi。

“sannianqian,womenrenshi?”yanbashaguoderentaiduo,shizaixiangbuqilaiyoushenlongzheihaoren。

“wojiaoshenlong,sannianqianyuanbenzaiqingjiangbenditaoshanjianyufuxing,jieguohoulaiwobeizhuanquleguishanjianyu。”shenlongshengyinyuelaiyueleng。

“guishanjianyu?”tingdaozheigemingzi,yanbamengdiyizheng,liansebianle。

bierenbuzhidao,takeshihenqingchu,neikeshiheheyoumingdesiqiujianyu。

jinleneilideren,nenghuozhechulaidegailvbuzubaifenzhilingdianlingyi。

“ni,nishicongguishanjianyuchulaide?zen,zenmekeneng?”yanbashengyinyouxiefadou,tabuganxiangxin。

nengcongneigedifanghuozhechulaideren,sheitemebushihenrena,rebuqia。

dashoumenjibietaidi,haoxianghenduorenmeitingshuoguoshenmeguishanjianyu。

yigegemianmianxiangqu,manlianyihuo,buzhidaobayeweishenmeshuoqiguishenjianyu,shengyindoufadoule。

“kanlai,nishizhenwangjideganganjingjingle。”shenlongshiwangyaotou:“wochaguole,dangnianwozhipanlewunian,jiushinianzhonggaodeshouduan,jiangwobianchengsiqiu,zhuanquleguishanjianyu。”

jingguoyifantixing,yanbalengleyihuihou,turanxiangqilaile。

sannianqian,tadequezhuanleyigerenquguishanjianyu。

dangshijielezheibishengyihou,tayemeizaiyi,jiurangshouxiarenquzuole,lianzhuanderenshisheidoulandezhidao。

“wojiqilaile,yuanlaisannianqian,zhuanquguishanjianyuderenjiushini。”

shenlongxiaole:“zongsuanjiqilaile。buguoshuozhende,wohaideganxieni。”

dequegaiganxieyixiayanbaye。

ruruomeiyouzheiciguishanjianyuzhixing,nayouxianzaideqiangshihuigui。

zaiguishanjianyubaishixueyi,yiwushuangxiu。

sannianshijianbianchaoyueyibang“laojiahuo”,chengzhangweileguishanjianyude“dage”。

yanbalaolianhenhenchoulechou:“ni,nidaodishizenmecongneigedifangchulaide?”

shenlongguiyiyixiao,coudaoyanbaerpang,yadishengyindao:“yanlaoba,guishouyanluorangwodaitaxiangniwenhao。”

“shenme?guishouyanluo?”yanbalianseshunjiandabian,zhenggerenturanjuzhan,shuangtuiyiruan,“putong”yishengguixiale。

众人:“……。”

datingli,suoyouren,youyigesuanyige,yigegedairuomuji,danaoyipiankongbai。

yijuhuakeyidingrenshengsi,rangrenwushurenwenzhisebiandeyanwang,jingranguile。

zheibushizhende,huanjue,zheishihuanjue。

mohaokandaozheiyimu,chadianmeiyunsiguoqu。

tashijiaoshushulaijizijibaochoudea,zenmefanerjishenlongguile。

juqingbudaizheimefazhandeaaa……。