第1章
“kangye，kanzhetayanjing，wohaipa。”
qizichuyaodeshengyinchuanlai，linfantangzaibingchuangshangdongdanbude，zhiyouyishuangdaizhideyanjingwangzhetianhuaban，yinweishangcidechehuodaozhitalunaosunshang，congerbianchengxianzaidezhiwurenzhuangtai。
tasuiranzhengkaileyan，danshentiquewufadongdan，zhinengtingyouqiziheneigetahuaiyiyijiudenanrenqinnibantian。
“baobeier，yigefeiren，youshenmehaohaipade。”
likangzuozaibingfangdeshafashang，yibajiangchuyaolanruhuaili。
“kewokandaotaneishuangyanjinghaipaa。”
chuyaoyouxiuyounao，duizhebingchuangshangdezhangfuyouxianyoupa。
“youwobashankangyezai，talinfanhainengtiaoqilaibucheng？。”
linfansuiranduichuyaozaoyouhuaiyi，shenzhixinlidouyijingrendingtachuguile，danxiangzhefuqiyichang，jitaliugetimian，sheizhidaojiuzaizijizhunbeigentatanpailihundeshihou，yichangchehuo，jiangbengaijieshudetongkujijixumanyanlexialai。
linfandiyicijiandaochuyao，shizaibashanshifuyouyiyuandejiashuxiaoqu，dangshidechuyao，baitianzaiyiyuanjirendanghuli，wanshangjiuquxiaoqugebideyige**dianshangban。
dangshitahaiyouyigehunshehuidenanpengyou，baitiandapai，wanshangdajia，hezuijiuhuidaojiaduizhechuyaojiushiquandajiaoti，wanshieryihouzaiyongfuqishenghuolaiweijieshoushangdechuyao。
chuyaoyeshizaineiduanshijianhuaishanglehunhunnanyoudehaizi，yezhengshiyinweihuaiyunzheijianshi，chuyaocaizoujinlelinfandeshenghuo。
linfanyuanbenshibashanshidiyiyiyuanzhongyikeshidedafu，yitianwanshang，jizhenshisonglaiyigebingweidenvhuanzhe，shuoshiyinweizaiheizhensuoduo`tai，yinweiguagongbudangdaozhigongchuankong，mingxuanyixian。linfanyikan，zheibujiushijiashuxiaoqudeneigeyiyuanhugongma。
benlaizheishierbuguilinfanguan，dandangshizhuzhiyishimendoubuzai，linfanyanjianchuyaomingdoukuaimeile，yegubudeqita，tongguozhongyianyashoufayijikuaisuxiubuchuankongbuwei，cairangchuyaochuankongdebuweijizhujianyuhe。
diertianxinglaidechuyao，meiyoudenglainanyoudeguanxin，shenzhiyemeiyoudenglainanyousonglaideyiyaofei，peibantade，zhiyoulinfanzheimingrenaidezhongyi。
tajianglinfanduitazheiminghuanzhedexuhanwennuan，wuhuichengleyizhongai，dangtaquanyuchuyuanhou，zaicihuidaozuzhudeneigechuzuwu，zaiciyigerenjingguoheidengxiahuodexiaoxiangshi，tamannaozixiangqidedoushineigezhengjiutadenianqingyisheng。
youqidangnanyouhuidaojiali，duitamobuguanxin，zhizhidaoduitaxuruodeshentijinxingboxuedeshihou，tadenaozili，doushizaiheizhensuozhong，neigeshunzhezijishenzidiaoxiaqudesiying，yucixingchengduibide，haiyouneiminglinyisheng。
taxiangyaotaolizheizhongshenghuo，quyongbaomanshiguangmingyuwennuandelinyisheng，kezijizhishiyige**nv，zenmegaopandeqilinyishengni。
taxiangdaoleyigebanfa，neijiushiweitashengyigehaizi，jieguoyerutasuoyuan，linfanzaizuijiuzhuangtaixia，zhongletadezhao。
dangchuyaojiangzijihuaiyundexiaoxigaosulinfanshi，linfanzhishuoleyijuhua：“wobushineizhongbufuzerendebiesan。”
erchuyaodangshidenanyouyenazheishierzaiyiyuandanaoguo，linfanbeikaichudetongshi，haibeilesuoledabanjixu，dafazouneigehunhunyihou，zuizhonghaishiduichuyaofuleze，linfanbaitianzaizijidezhensuogongzuo，wanshanglakekaiche。
chuyaohuaiyunzaijiadetongshi，xiangzhechenxianzaiduzibuda，hainengzhengdian，yushitoutouzhongcaojiuye，qulelingyijia**dianshangban，yeshizaineishirenshilelikang。
“kangye，nidayingwodeshi，keyaosuanshua。”
likangzezexiaoleqilai，shuo：“dangransuanshule，buguonilaogonghuozhe，neishierkejiubanbuchengle。”
“tadouzheiyangle，hainengfangaiwomenma？”
“huorenshizhongshihuoren，zhiyousirencaibuhuishuohua。”
likangyoujiezheshuodao：“erqiezhiyoutasile，nizuoweiyishuang，taliuxiadeneidiancaichancainengpanjini，burandehua，niyaoyibeizizhaoguzheigezhiwurenma。”
“wodangranbuyuanyile！”
“buyuanyi？neinizenmeban，gentalihun？neinibudebeiqianfusuozhi？bubeisuoyourenmawangenfuyi？”
tingdaozheili，chuyaobeiduizhezhangfu，kaozaizijiqingrenhuaili，jiaoxiudao：“renjiakebushiweiletaneisagualiangzaodecaichan，renjiashiweilegennizaiyiqi。”
“shagua，nilaogongsuiranbeinineigeqiannanyouqiaozhalebushaoqian，danshitazuizhiqiande，shineifuzhongyipianfang，wotingrenshuo，nilaogongkaozhezheige，meiniannengcongjijiayaochangnabushaoqian。”
“a？haiyouzheishi！wozenmebuzhidao。”
“hehe，suoyishuonishigexiaoshagua。buguozhiyaolinfanyisi，nijiushiweiyidejichengren，guangshiyaochangdefenhong，dougouzanmenzirundele。”
“budui，tabahetameihaizaini，daoshihoukendingyaohewozhenga。”chuyaoxiangqizheishi，meitoujinsuoqilai。
“tabaxianzaigentayiyangbanshenbusui，tameibenlaijiuyouyiyuzheng，yigeyiyubingren，jiusuansile，yehuibeirenweishizisha。”
“你怎么这么坏。”
“suoyineilianggenvrenwohuipairenqubande，xianzainiyaozuode，jiushisonglinfanshanglu。”
likangkanlekanlinfan，guixiaoleqilai。
“wo？wozenmesongtashanglu，nikebiehewo。”
chuyaobeilikangdebiaoqingheshale，nandaoyaorangwoshazijidezhangfuma？
“baobeier，nixiangxiangba，zhiyaotayizou，meinianjibaiwandefenhongjiudaoshoule。wodouweinizuolezheimeduole，nishibushiyedejiwoyizhangtoumingzhuanga？”
chuyaoyouyuzaisan，yuefajinzhangleqilai，likangguolaizhuazhetadeshou，qingqingdefangzailelinfandeyangqizhaoshang。
“nizhiyaobazheiwanyiernaxialai，talimaguixi。nihuaizhehaizizai**dianjirenanchoujiaodeshihou，takeshibeizhenimeiniannajibaiwana，haijiaxingxingdewanshangchuqupaoche，shuobuzhunrenjiawanshangzaiwaimianwandebizanlianghaihuana，tazheishizuiyouyingde。”
chuyaokanzhezijidezhangfu，yeshizijidejiumingenren，fangzaiyangqizhaoshangdeshouyuefadejinzhangchouchuqilai，takanzhecishinumudazhengdezhangfuyanli，liuchuliangxingqingleishi，zhongzhongwangshiyongshangxintou。
kezuizhong，haishihenxiaxinlai。
“linfan，duibuqi，ruguodangchunimeiyouchushoujiuwojiuhaole。”
shuowan，jiangzhangfudeyangqizhaojizhailexialai。
likangzailinfanzhengzhazhehuxizhiji，coudaotaerbianqingshengshuodao：“nimeimeizhangdezeipiaoliang，wohenxihuan，fanzhengtayeyaosile，yebielangfei，wohuizaitasizhiqian，rangtatihuidaozuoweinvrendekuailede。”
chuyaozhaiwanyangqizhaohou，congmanglikaixianchang，tabuganzaikanzijideenrenhezhangfuyiyan。
likangyoubumiandeyidetiaoxindao：“zaigaosuniyijianshi，nixifudangshibushiyiwailiuchan，shiweilewoteyizuodiaode，benlaibuxianggaosunide，buguonimashangdouyaosile，wojiurangnisiyemingmuba，hahahaha。”