第6章 好同事

yangtianlianshangdaizhemomingdexiaorongkanzhekongsiying,kongsiyingqiaolianqiaoliantonghongwubi,meimuzhongdaizhexiuse。

真是丢死人了。

zhuyaoshiyangtiandeshuangshou,rangtashufuwubi,hunshensusumamade,gangcaiyangtianshouhuishuangshou,tajingranyouzhongshiluodeganjue,suoyitacaihuixiayishideshuochugangcaidehua。

“niqusiba!”kongsiyingmeimoubaileyangtianyiyan,xiabayitai,qinghengdao。

“haole,niganshouyixia,kankannidetuizenmeyangba。”

yangtianjuedezheimeinvhaitingyouqude。

kongsiyingshenleshentui,baihuahuade,redeyangtianyizhendangyang。

suihou,kongsiyingzhanleqilai,ganshouleyifan,ranhoulianshangdaizhejingxi,dao:“haizhendehaolea。”

zheituibingkeshikunnaoletawunianzhijiu,tebieshicongzuowandaojintianzaoshang,tadexigaijiuyizhitengtongnannai,meixiangdaoxianzaibeiyangtianzheime**yixia,jingranjiuhaole。

“buhuiba?zhenshishenyi?”

“zheiliangrengaibuhuishichangshuanghuangba?pianrende?”

“shuanghuangnimei,nijianguozheimejueyandemeinvyuanyijiyigenandeluan-mo-datui?”

gongcheshangderenjianzhuang,kaishiyilunfenfen,erhouyouxierenshenzhitichurangyangtianyebangmangkanbing。

buguoyangtianjiyigeanaizhihaotadefengshilaohantuizhihou,jiukailiule。

“haole,woyaoxiachele。”

gongjiaochegangdaozhan,yangtianjiuzhijiexiachele。

“meinv,wozoule,youyuanzaijian,buguoxiaciwokebubangni**le。”yangtianwangzhekongsiying,handao。

谁要你**啊?

kongsiyingwenyan,zhenshixiufenwubi。

zheige**haixiangzhanwobianyi?

“duile,ganxieyebuyongle,buyaoxiangzheqingwochifan,wobuhuidayingde,wopashishen。”yangtianjixushuodao。

kongsiyingfanlefanbaiyan,ninengbunengbiezheimezilian?

你失身?

我还怕我失身呢。

真是个**!

……

yangtianqueshibijiaomang,yinweitayaoquzhaogongzuoa,takebuxianghuiquzaibeizijijialineizuobingshanjibishile。

yangtianlaidaorencaishichang,yitianxialai,mianshileshijigegongsi,keshidoushibaile。

zhuyaoshizheiyishidezheige“yangtian”shizaishitaikengle,suirantashisuzhouyangjiadeshaoye,danshizhishiyijiewanku,shenmejinengdoumeiyou,gengmeiyoushenmejiuyejingyan,erqieshangdedaxueyezhishiyigeerliuhuo。

yangtianyexiangguolianxishangyishideneibangxiongdi,buguozuihoutahaishifoudinglezheigexiangfa。

zhuyaoshitamuqianzheigezhuangkuang,zhaoshangneiqunjiahuo,yebuzhigaizenmejieshi。

erqietahaiyouzijideqitaxiangfa。

buzhidaoheibaiwuchang、panguandengrenzenmeyangle?

yangtiantaitouwangxiangtianbian,lianshanglucangsangzhiqing,suihou,tayaoleyaotou,basixupaozhihounao。

“kengdiea,meixiangdaowotangtangdeyanwangjingranhuiweileyifengongzuoerkunao。”

yangtianwunaideziwochaoxiaoleyifan。

“嗯?”

turan,yangtianyanseyiliang,wangxiangyigezhaopinxinxi。

“tianyijituanzhaopinxiaoshouyuan,gangweiyaoqiu:dazhuanyishang。”

“jibengongzisanqian,waijiaxiaoshouticheng,ruzhiyuangong,yilvbangmaiwuxianyijin。”

“yaoqiuxinggekailanghuopo,nengyurenjiaoliuwuzhangai。”

zhaopinxinxishangtidaodetiaojianrangtajuedexiangdangbucuo。

yangtiananzhaozhaopinxinxishangmiansuoshuode,zuochelaidaolemudedi。

yangtianwangzhezheigongsi,neixinweiweijingya,kanlaizheitianyijituanhaitingniubidema。

zhenglileyifanyifu,yangtianxiangzoujinletianyijituan,gangjindaolimian,yangtianshensejiushiyiliang。

“nima,zheigongsihaitingbucuoa,zheimeduonianqingmeinv。”

wangzhelailaiwangwangdechuanzhezhiyezhifudenianqingmeizhi,yangtiangankaidexiaolexiao,tafaxiannengzaizheilimianshangban,yinggaihenbucuo。

yangtianzhaoleyibian,faxianbuzhigaiqunamianshi。

zheishi,yingmianzoulaileyigenvzi。

nvzishengao165cmzuoyou,jifubaixi,yanjingdadade,liandanqiaoli,youdianyingerpang,buguobingbuyingxiangmeiguan,xiangfan,kanqilaiduoleyisikeairuanmengdeweidao。

“hai,meinv,woxiangwenyixia,woxiangyingpinnimengongsidexiaoshouyuan,gaiqunaa?”

jiandaonvzicongmangdezouleguolai,yangtianzheihuolianshangluchuyigeziwolianghaodeweixiao,dazhaohudao。

“a?”suxiaoxiaozhengzhejizheganluni,turantingdaoyigenanzihanzhuziji,talianseyileng,erhoushenqingguguaidewangzheyangtian,wendao:“niyaoyingpinxiaoshouyuan?”

“zenmele?”yangtianyileng,bujiedewangzheta,“youwenti?”

yangtianlianshangdaizhecuoedeshenqing,wangzheyanqiandenvzi。

nandaozheigegongsibuzhaopinxiaoshouyuanle?

“meishenmewentia。”suxiaoxiaoxiaolexiao,dao:“wozhishihaoqinizheimechuanjiulaimianshile?”

yangtiancishishenshangchuanzheyijiantxin,xiashenshiyijianfabaideniuziku,jiaocaiyishuangrenzituo。

zenmekandoubuxiangshilaimianshide。

yangtianxiaolexiao,dao:“meishi,wozheizhongrentianshengshuai,polanyifuyiyangnengchuanchumotedexiaoguo。”

suxiaoxiaowenyan,qiaolianyileng,nihaizhengouziliandeha。

“niyidingyaogaosuwogaiqunamianshia,burannijiushiquleyigehuaxiahaotongshi。”yangtianyilianchengkendeshuodao。

“puchi!”suxiaoxiaopuchiyixiao。

“nihaishihuaxiahaotongshia?”suxiaoxiaowangzheyangtian,zheigechuanzheputongdeqingnianhaizhenbushiyibandeziliande。

“neishi,wogongzuoshangkeyibangnifendanyewu,shenghuoshangkeyizhaoguniqiju,nuanchuangpubei,nishuozheihaibushihuaxiahaotongshi?”yangtianheiheiyixiao,wangzhesuxiaoxiao,shuodao。