第1章：我们离婚吧
“jiangxiaojie，wohuaiyunle。”
“zheishiwodejianyanbaogao，jiangxiaojie，yuanfenggenbenbuaini，suoyiwoxiwangninengchengquanwomen。”
ctagongsidashanei，jiangjingmanliandanmodikanzhemianqianzhuangrongyaoraodenvren。
“e，shima？”jiangjingdemuguangqingmiaodanxiedicongbaogaoshangyisaoerguo，“nigaizhaoderenbushiwo，ershizhaoyuanfeng。”
nvrendunledun：“yuanfengshuole，zhiyaoniyuanyi，tajiuhenilihun，ranhouquwo。”
yishengbaohanchaofengdechixiaoxiangqi，jiangjingmiqiyanjing，zuijiaofanqiyigelenglengdehudu，“zheiweixiaojie，shuoqilainikenengbuxin，nishizheigeyuediwugezhaowodenvrenle。”
“什么？”
“meiyigenvrenshangmen，doushuozijiyoulezhaoyuanfengdehaizi，doushuozhaoyuanfengyuanyiquta。”jiangjingqingxiaoyisheng，“zhishikexi，zhonghunfanfa。”
nvrenfenranqishenlikai，jiangjingtanlekouqi，suirantaduizhaoyuanfengdeganqingzaoyijingbeixiaomoguangle，kejingchangyingfuzheixienvren，tayeyouxiegandaoyanjuanle。
yipangdezhulizouguolai，jiangjingyibianzou，yibianwenta，“zhaozongni？jinwanyougeyingchou，xuyaotaguoqu。”
“zhaozongzaibangongshili......”zhulituntuntutudao，“jiangzongjian，yaobunidenghuizaishangqu......”
ranertadehuahaimeishuowan，jiangjingyijingtajinledianti。
jiangjinggangzoudaozhaoyuanfengbangongshimenkou，biantingdaoyilianchuanaimeideshengyinconglimianchuanlechulai。
tamianbugaisedituikailemen。
kuanchangdebangongshinei，zhaoyuanfenghejiangjingde‘guimi’linxinyueyishanbuzhengdexiangyongzaiyiqi。jianyourenjinlai，liangrenfeidanbuxiunao，aimeideshengyinfandaoshigengjiaxiangliangle。
jiangjingmaikailebuzi，shoulideziliaozhijierengzailenanrendelianshang！
“jiangjing！nizaizuoshenme！”
zhaoyuanfengdengzheyanjing，junmeidelianshangmanshifennu：“nizheigenvren，jingrangandawo？”
jiangjinglengxiaoyisheng：“zhaozong，nikebiesuibianyuanwangren，wozhishizaitixingnixianzaishigongzuoshijianeryi。”
tabianshuozhe，biankanxiangleyipangbanluodenvren。
ganshoudaojiangjingdemuguang，nvrenhunshenyizhan，chuchukeliandedao：“duibuqi，xiaojing，wobushigu......”
“jinibanfenzhonglikaizheili，wodehuazhishuoyici。”tapieguota，zuijiaochaofeng。
linxinyuedelianseyibai，tazhanglezhangkou，yuyanyouzhi，zuizhongcongmangdilileliyijin，liangliangqiangqiangdipaolechuqu。
zhaoyuanfengmuguangbinglengdikanzhemianqiandenvren，tadechunjiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong，turanshenchushouyibazhuazhulejiangjingdeshoubei。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，yanqianyihuang，jingshizhijiebeiyazailebangongzhuoshang！
qiweichongrujiangjingdebiqiang，rangtaweizhongrenbuzhujuliefanyong！
“zhaoyuanfeng，nixiangzuoshenme？！”jiangjingzhengzhadao。
zhaoyuanfengyongliniezhulejiangjingdexiae：“dangranshizuonixiangyaodeshiqing，zenme？jiangjing，jinianmeirenpengni，nijiuzheimejikenanren？”
zhaoyuanfengfengcidehuayuluoruerzhong，rangtachixiaochusheng：“xiangnizheizhongangzangdenanren，nijuedewohuixihan？zhaoyuanfeng，nisuanshenmedongxi！”
啪！
yijixiangliangdebazhangluozailejiangjingdelianshang，xianhongdebazhangyinchenzhexinidejifu，gewaixianyan！
“angzang？jiangjing，nizheigeshuixingyanghuadenvren，youyoushenmezigexianwoangzang？！biewangle，wunianqian，shisheixianpashangbiedenanrendechuang，shenzhihuaishanglebierendehaizide！”