第1章
zhuyoujiushiwuyi,zaibeifangyebeitongchengweisaman,danhemanzudesamanhaishiyouhendaqubiede。
zaiwochushengqian,wonainaibianshiwenmingshilibaxiangde“shenpo”,sanbuwushidebianyouxiangqinlinzheshanhuo、yeweishangmenqiuyi。
meidaozheishi,nainaibianfangxiashouzhongdeyandaiguoer,henyoufanerdi“kaka”zaikangyanerkejixia,yaoqingkerenzuoxia。
yibanxianshiwangqi,suihoucaizhenmai,ranhounaqiyizhimodezengliangdejiupaikegangbizaixinzhishangxiexiayaofang,zhehaojiaojiduifang。
laizhehuijiangzhenjinkouzaikangzhuoshangdeyikouhaiwanxia,duozeshangbai,shaozejimao,gesuixinyi,renzouzhihou,nainaicaihuidakaishouxia。
nainaideyaofangzongshihenqite,birushandonglidezhuwang、nijianglidelaohama、yongleduoniandezhenglong、shengxiudetongqian、lichunshijiedeyushuidengdeng,zheixieshenqideyaofangshiyoubajiuyaodaobingchu。
danyeyouneizhibuhaodebing,nainaikanguohou,yibanhuiwunaiditankouqi,shuo:“zigu‘yibingbuyiming’,zheishishangtianyaoshouren。ninna,haishijizaozhunbeihoushiba!”ranhoujiangzhenjinrushufenghai。
youyijianshiwoyinxianghenshen,dagaishiwogangshangxiaoxuedeshihou,yiliangxiaojiaochezaileyiweibingrenlaizhaonainai,neigeniandaixiangxianengkanjiansirenxiaojiaochehaishitingshaojiande,yiduiguang**tuozhebitidexiaohaiqihongdigenzhepaozaihoumian。
bingrenshenshanggaizhetanzi,gugunangnangde,xiangshigedapangzi,keshikanlianquebingbupang。
cheshangderenbatataijinlai,dengxiankaitanzi,kandaoderenwubufaxiao,tadaodideleyigeshenmebing?
yuanlaitatangtangqichinaner,juranhuaiyou“shenyun”,tinggedaduzi,xiongbuyezhangdehengao,bigebigangshengwanhaizidezhangshenerxiongfuhaigao。
qichutazhishiruxianyichang,daoyiyuanqiao,yishengshuoshijisuwenluan,jikailexieyao。
houlaiduziyuelaiyuegu,lianseyuelaiyuenankan,meitianchidiandongxijiutu,haishishui。
daoyiyuanyipaipianzi,kebudele,duzilijuranchuxianleyigetaierxingzhuangdemohuroutuan。
zheibingrenyeshiyiweidashangren,chenbushaoqian,delezheizhongguaibing,shenglizhumingdeyiyuanquanpaobianle,yaochilebushao,duziqueyuelaiyueda,tademishujianyishizaibuxingjiu“poufuchan”ba,qidetabamishumadegouxuelintou。
tayoubaoshouyoudiubuqineiren,sihuobuyuanyishoushu。zhengjingyiyuanjiranbuyuanyiqule,jiupairensichudating,dezhichongwuxiancanzhuxiangyouzheiyangyiweiyishugaochaode“shenpo”。
shangrenbenlaibuxinzheige,kezijimuqianzheigexiongyanger,zhideyipaidatui,hai,gancuisimadangzuohuomayi,jiaorenbeichegandaozheili。
laidaonainaizhei,chuanzhexizhuangdenanmishushuo:“laotaitai,zhiyaozhihaowomenjialaoban,duoshaoqiandouxing!”tingneikouqi,henshijugaolinxia。
nainailenglengpielenanmishuyiyan,youqiaoqiaotanzaiyizishang,tinggedaduzibutinghenghengdelaoban,jiaowomaqunadiannanguazierlai。
nainaibayanguoximie,zaikangyankeke,nianqinanguazikeleqilai。
kanzheilaotaitaibuliziji,nanmishuzhoumei,shuo:“laotaiponilonglema?”
laobandengletayiyan,yongshoushishiyitabuyaoshuohua,dao:“laorenjia,nikanwozheibing......”
nainaizhishibutingdikenanguazi,henkuaiguazipiduilexiaobanwan。denglebantian,laobanhemishujiantabukaikou,mianmianxiangqu,laobantanxi:“kanlaiyoushibaipaoyitang,de,womenzoule,daraole。”
nanmishuxiaoshengdigu:“pdoubufangyige,yigeshenpozhuaishenmezhuai。”
“zhanzhu!”nainaijiaozhuzhunbeizoudeerren,laobanmanhuaixiwangdizhuanguotou,chadianmeibaboziniule。
nainaizhizhiwanlideguazipi,shuo:“nihuiqubazheigeyongqingchendediyitongjingshuizhulehetang。”
nanmishuyilianchizhiyibi,“shuawomenwanerni,laotaipo?zheiwanyiernengzhibing?”
“nibizui!”laobanzhizhilemishu,tayouyuleyixia——zidadelezheiguaibing,qiqiguaiguaidezhongyaomeishaochi,xushizhenyouxiaoguoni?
tashuo:“shishikanba。laorenjia,zhenjinzenmefu?”
nainaiyoudianshangyan,babadichoushangyikou,dao:“hehaolezailaizhaowo,hebuhao,suinimenzawozhaopai。”
laobanrangmishushouxia,mishuzoudeshihouhaizaijijiwaiwai:“laoban,zheilaotaipohuyounini,zheiwanyinengzhibingwobanaodainingxialaidangqiuti。”
nainailengxiaoyisheng,youdianganbiedeshuangjiachoudonglexia,tabushimeipiqideren,zhishixinuhenshaoxianluzailianshang。
yaoyongqingchendiyitongjingshuijianyao,errenziranyaoliuzaicunlijiezhu。geriyizao,tamenyoulaile,zheicilaobanyebuyaorentaile,zijijianburufeidizoulejinlai,duziyiranshigugude,keqiseyijinghaolebushao。
yijinwu,laobangongjingdishenzuoyiyi,“laorenjia,abu,laoshenxian......ninzheiyaozhenshitailingle,zaoshangjianleyiwanhe,taidongtingxialaile,wozheixinyebunaotengle!zuotianwomenshiyouyanwuzhu,zuiguozuiguo,zheishiwodeyidianxinyi!”
mishudakaiyigeshoutixiang,limianshichengtadechaopiao。
laobanyouyangqiudao:“laoshenxian,qingninzaijikaiyifuyao,bawozheibinggenjueleba!”
nainaibujinbumandishuo:“nizheibingya,shiyoulailide,nishibushipingshibujiandian,youshenmepihaoa?”
“si......”laobanyixunsi,saozhelianjiashanxiaozheshuo:“ninshizhi,shenghuozuofeng?”
nainaiqueyaotou,“bingcongkouru、huochukouchu,woshiwennichiguoshenmebugaichidedongxi。”
laobanxianglexiang,shuo:“yemeiyouya,pingshigezhongyingchou,huchihaisaide。woyibanbutiaoshi,jiusuanmeiyoumanzhuozishanzhenhaiwei,danjiwoyuchipaofan、haicanchaofanyenengcouhecouhe。”
nainaiyiyudaopo:“ruguowomeicaicuodehua,nichiguoziheche。”
laobanmianseyihan,mishuxiaoshengzaitaerbiantixing,“laoban,zheilaotaipoyouliangxiaya!nipingshiweilezibuzhuangyang,bushijingchangchitaipanma?”
laobanhenhendengtayiyan,“shenme‘laotaipo’,nizuilijiwofangganjingdianer!”ranhoupeifuzhizhididuinainaishuo,“laoshenxianshenjianya,woshenxu,qixuebuzu,zhaogelaozhongyijiwokailezheifuyao,meiyuechiyihuiba!”
nainaijiezheshuo:“chizihecheqishiyebuyaojin,wentishinichilebugaichide。xianzainiduzilidezheigetaierbenlaijiuyaojiangsheng,quebeimuqinpaoqi,shengshengjiasuileliuchulai,houlaibeiyongyimaijileni,nidangzuotaipanchile。tayiyousanhun,danqipobuquan,daolenidulizhihou,qiafengniyinyangxiangjiao......”
laobanlianshangyihong,“ninzhenshihuoshenxian,shibuxiangman,womeicichilezheidongxi,jiuhuizhaowodeqingrenguoye。”
nainaizhengsedao:“yinyanghubu,benshiyunyuxinshengdeyishi,zheigeqipobuquandetaierwubanideduzidangchengniangtai,xishounidejingxueshengzhangqilai,dantabijingshigexutai,yekeyijiaozuoguitai,yuezhangyueda,quewufazhenzhengxingchengroushen,zuihouzhihuibanixigan!”
laobanmianrushuangda,putongyixiaguizaidishang,“qinglaoshenxianjiuwoyiming,napashediaowanguanjiacai,woyeyuanyi!zhiyaonijiuwoyiming,congjinwanghou,woyuanrennindangganniang!ganniang,jiuerziyimingba!”
nainaitaishou,“nanerxixiayouhuangjin,nixianqilai。nizheibingguangchiyaoyijingbulingle,qishizheitaieryeshiwugude,woxuyaozuoyichangfashichaoduleta......”nainaiqiazhiyisuan,“zaiguosantianbianshichuyi,chuyideziyezhishi,womenzaicunlidedaguchangjinxingfashi,zheisantiannijixufuwojinikaideantaiyao。”
“an......antaiyao?”laobandajing。
nainaixiaoxiao,“buxiananzhuta,yaozenmehongtazouni!”