第1章
“叮咚！”
“欢迎光临！”
menkoudeganyingqixiangle，dapolemianguanerdechenmen。
“chishenmemian？zhuoshangsaomadiancan。”
jianghaotouyebutaididuizhewaimianhanleyisheng，youxiewujingdacai。
mianguanerdefangzujiuyaodaoqi，kejiexialaidezujinhaimeizheluo，chourenna！
gengrangtanaoxindeshi，zaiyigemeiyouxingxingdeyewan，zijidenvpengyouazhenliuxiayifengshuxin，jiugenzijidehaogemenerjianchushideaqiangsibenle，haidaizouletamenzhunbeijiehundesuoyoujixu！
judadedaji，rangtayizhihenyumen，zhidaojintiancaizhongxinkaizhang。
buguanzenmeyang，rizihaideguo，maimaihaidezuo，yaoburanjiudeesi。
“xiaoer！banjinshuniurou，yiwannverhong！”
jiuzaijianghaodengzhediancanpingchudandeshihou，yishengganliandenvshengturanchuanlai。
jianghaoshunzheshengyinkanguoqu，zhijianyigenvrendamajindaodizuozaisanhaozhuo。
zheinvrenyishenqingseguzhuangzhangqun，mianrongjiaohao，qingsipanyunaohou，ganjingliluo。
“you，meinv，nizheishicodenaweinvxia？haitingxiangneimehuishierde！”
jianghaoconghouchuzoudaoqianting，xixiaozheduinvrendao。
nandeyudaogepiaolianggunianglaichimian，zheirangtadexinqingshunjianhaolebushao。
“你是店小二？！”
liziqikanzheyanqiandejianghao，qingxiudemeimaoyizhou，baixieryoulideyushoubuzijuezhuaxiangzhuoshangdepeijian，jihurenbuzhuyaochushou！
**deshangshen，**deshuangtui，cidengzhuangshu，zheipabushiyijiaheidianba？
“店小二？”
jianghaobeizheichenghudoudezhixiao，haiyiweinvrenruxitaishen。
“bucuo，zaixiazhengshidianxiaoer，buzhiguniangxiangchixieshenme？”
jiranduifangyaowan，tapeizhejiushi，quandangshifangsongxinqing。
“benguniangshicaibushishuoguoleme？banjinshuniurou，yitannverhong！”
liziqimiansebianhuanshuci，zuizhongrenzhumeiyoufazuo。
tagangwanchengyixiangrenwu，xianzaiduziedeguguluanjiao，nandezaihuangjiaoyelingjiandaoyijiaqiguaidemianguaner，jiusuanshijiaheidian，tayerenle。
tahaibuxin，shenmeheidiangandataliziqidezhuyi！
“shuniurou？nverhong？”
姜浩愕然。
shangcitingzheimediancaide，haishizaiyibujiaozuoshuihuchuandedianshijuli。
“meinv，zanbienaole，xiangchishenmemiangaosulaodi，wozheijiujinizuo。”
chabuduodele，takebuxiangjixupeiduifangfengxiaqu，kuangqieyemeineixinqing。
“混账！！”
liziqixiumeiyitiao，mengdiyipaizhuozi，dalishidezhuomian，zhijiebeitapaiduanyigejiao！
“jiaonishangshenmejiushangshenme，zailuosuo，benguniangchailenideheidian！！”
linliedeyanmouningshizhejianghao，yandimaochuyizhenshaqi！
jianghaoshunjianbeihededaizhule！
kaishenmeguojiwanxiao？dalishidezhuomian，shuoganduanjiujiganduanle？zheitamadezhenshiyigenvrenme？
haiyou，duifangneiyanshenshizenmehuishier？shixianggaletame？
jiannandiyanlekoutumo，taturanyishidaolewentideyanzhongxing。
“shuniurou，nverhong，mashangjiulai！”
lizhigaosuta，bixuxianpeizheigenvrenjixuyanxiaqu，burandehua，zheijiahuozhishaoyedebazijidedianjizale！
liziqilenghengyisheng，meilideyanmousichudaliangzhe，shikebaochizhejingti。
jianghaokuaibulaidaohouchu，zhijieqieleyidawanniurou，gujiyouliangjinduo。
“shentamadenverhong，wozheiernayouneiguidongxi？”
zijidelanzhoulamianguanerniuroudaoshibuque，keshizheinverhongqunaligao？
zhengfachoushi，ganghaokandaozijizhiqianjiejiujiaochouheshengxiadesanzhuangerguotou，gancuijiuyongtadaojindawan，yibingjinvrenduanleshangqu。
“mei......keke，keguanqingmanyong。”
jiangniurouhejiuwanfanghao，tahenshishixiangdegailechenghu，ranhoukuaisutuidaohouchu。
“shiniurou，bushibairou！”
liziqisaoleyiyanwanlideniurou，quedingshiniurouwuyi，zheicaifangxinyixie。
“bushinverhong？kezheijiuxiang......”
xilexibizi，tashunjianquedingwanlidejiubushinverhong，zhibuguozheijiudexiangqi，pashibinverhongqianglewushubei！
daizheyisihaoqi，taduanqijiuwan，youwenlewen，quedingmeiyoumenghanyao，zheicaiminleyikou。
“好酒！！”
zhiyikou，tadeyanshendunshiyiliang！
xingzoujianghuzheimejiu，tahaicongweiheguozheimexiangzheimetebiedejiu，jiusuanshishengshangdangchushangcideyujiu，yegenbenmeibanfayuzhixiangbi！
yikoujiuxiadu，tayourenbuzhuchileyidakuainiurou。
dunshi，congweiyouguodeweileichongji，rangtaweikoudadong！
zheishiniurou？zenmenengzheimexiang？jiusuandangchutouchideyushan，douganbushangzheiniuroudexianxiangba！
zheigejiao“lanzhoulamian”dexiaomianguaner，nandaoshiyoushenchuzuozhen？
xinlisisuozhe，zuishangqueshimeiyoutingxialai。
meiguoduojiu，yidawanniurouyidawanjiu，quandoufengjuancanyunbanbeitaxiaomiediaole！
“zhei......zheiyetaishengmengle？！”
zaihouchutoutouguankandejianghao，jingyadezhangdazuiba，liangyanfazhi！
liangjinduodeniurou，yijinduowushiliududeerguotou，jiuzheimebeiyigeshouruodexiaoguniangjimiaole？
tahuaiyizijijintianshibushijianguile！
“好酒，好肉！”
liziqirenbuzhuchengzandao。
weileidemanzu，rangtabazhiqiandebuyukuaiquandoupaodaolenaohou。
“小二，算账！”
jianghaoqieshengshengdeconghouchutanchutou，yagenerbuganchuqu。
“nvxiaguanglinxiaodianer，neishixiaodianderongxing，qianjiubuyongjile。”
tazheishihouzhixianggankuaibazheiwei“wenshen”songzou，shengpanayijuhuameishuodui，duifangneikansirouruoshizeqianghandexiaobazhangluozaizijishenshang。
tazheixiaoshenbanzi，kemeiyoudalishizhuomianneimeyinga！
“heng，benguniangheshiduanguorenjiadejiuqian？re，buyongzhaole！”
“咣当！！”
huayinhaiweiluoxia，yidingdajinyuanbaozhijiezazailezhuozishang，ertazeshizhuanshenchulemianguaner，sashuangdeshenzi，banzheneiyishenqingsedezhangqun，xiaoshizaiyewandemiwudangzhong。
......
“zongsuanshizoule，zhenshihesilaozile。”
jianghaomusongliziqilikai，xuanzhedexinzongsuanfangxia。
zheinvrenyetaitamadeherenle。
xianbushuotushoupaiduandalishideliqi，dandanshineichongmanshajideyanshen，jiurangtahanmaodaoshu，hunshenyigejingerqijipigeda！
taxiangxin，zheinvrenyaomeshizhenshaguoren，yaomejiushigejingshenbing！
“yi？neishishadongdong......”
zheishi，tacaizhuyidaoliziqichifandezhuozi。
zhuomianshang，yigedadadejinyuanbao，zuzuyouyingerquantouneimeda。
“wokao，buhuishijisirenshaodeba？zhentamadehuiqi！”
taganmanglaidaozhuoqian，naqizhuoshangdejinyuanbao，jiuxiangdiuchuqu。
zhishi，jinyuanbaorushou，taquelengzhule！
“haochen，zheidongxi，budeyougebanjinduo？！”
xiayishicoujinyanqiankanlekan，ranhouyouqingqingdiyaoleyikou！
“jinjinjinjin......jinzi？zheishizhenjinzi？！！”
tayixiaziyamadaizhule！
tahenqueding，zheijinyuanbaojiushichunjinde！
“开玩笑的吧？！”
kanzheshoulidejinyuanbao，tajiujiudouhuibuguoshen。
“wanlisannianzhu，zheihaiyouzini？wanlisannian，zheishimingchaodejinyuanbao！”
suirantashigeyejidaxuebiyedexuezha，danzheidianerlishizhishihaishiyoude。
wanlisannian，zheibujiushimingchaodeyigenianhao？
“叮！”
“wanchengkuashikongjiaoliuyici，shikongchuansuoxitongkaiqi。”
“ding，xitongsuzhuyibangding，suzhuxingming：jianghao！”
“xitongdengji，lingji。shengjitiaojian，wanchengkuashikongjiaoyiyici。”
“ding，xitongcangkugongnengkaiqi，cangkudaxiaoshilifang，bukecunfangshengmingti。”
“ding，xitongchuansuoshikonggongnengdanxiangkaiqi，chuansuoshikongnianxian：jujinwubainianyixia！shikongchuansuodidian：suzhudelanzhoulamianguan！”
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuwanchengkuashikongjiaoyi，shengjirenwuwancheng，shifoushengji？”
yilianchuandetishiyinzainaohaizhongbuduanxiangqi，jianghaozhijiemengle！
“shikongchuansuoxitong？wojuexingleshikongchuansuoxitong？”
“wojiushuome，zenmehuituranmaochulaiyigefengziyiyangdenvren，yongneimedayikuaijinyuanbaojiezhang，yuanlai，wojingranjuexinglekuashikongchuansuoxitong！”
buyongxiang，ganggangneigefengnvren，bachenglaizimingchao！
zheiyangdehua，gangcaifashengdeyiqiejiuquandoushuodetongle！
“wodishenna，zheipotiandefugui，zhongyulundaowole！”
wanwanmeixiangdao，xiaoshuolideshiqingjuranhuibianchengzhende，zheiyike，tayouzhongmaicaipiaozhongleyigexiaomubiaodeganjue！
“jiancedaoshengjirenwuyiwancheng，shifoushengji？”
xitongdetishiyinyouyicichuanlai。
“sheng，dangransheng，xianzaijiusheng！”
nengshengjiganmabusheng？shuobudingshengjizhihouhuiyougengduodejingxidengzheziji。
“是否确定升级？”
xitongtishiyinjixuxiangqi。
“确定！”
姜浩用力点头。
“ding！xitongzhengzaishengji，yujixuyaoshijian，sanshimiao......…”