第一章 窝囊废?

“ruanxiaojie,xianshengpiqibutaihao,ninqianwanbuyaorenuleta。”

yigechuanzheheisexizhuangdezhongniannanren,gongshihuadetixing。

“我知道了。”

ruanmizhengshengyinqingtiandeyingzhe,niezhequnbaitouzhejifenjinzhang。

jintian,shitahebabaruanchongmingyuedingderizi。

ruanshijituanbinlinpochan,weiyoushangjianenggoujiuzhu。

ertazuoweiruanjiaxiaonv,jianghuidaitijiejiejiajizheigechuanwenshangjiazuiweishenmidelaotou。

ruanmizhengdezhishi,shijilifanduide,tacaiershisui!tabukenengzangsonglezijidexingfu。

kedangfumuguixialai,yongshengmingweixietashi,tachengrentaxinruanle。

ruanmizhengbengzhegenxian,gensuinanrenzoulejinqu。

houzhongdeheisedamenhuanhuandakai,yidongtouzheguijueyousenyandebieshuliangzaiyanqian。

fangzizhuanghuangshifenoushi,qiangbisichudouguazheshenmidebihua,caizaierloudeshougongbianzhiditanshang,qingdemeiyouyisishengyin。

“ruanxiaojie,jiushizheilile。”nanrenjiaobutingzhu,shifenshenshi。

ruanmizhengnieleniequan,shenhuxi,zhuangzhedanzituikaimenzoulejinqu。

zheiwuzilisixiawuren,kongdangdang。

weiyoushenchulizhehuawendeshehuapingfeng,houmianhaoxiangyouren,zixikanhaiyoudandandeheiserenying。

“名字。”

kongdangdefangjianxiangqiyidaonanyin,fuyoucixing,wanruoyiwangqingquan,shifenhaoting。

ruanmizhenglengleyixia,zheijiushichuanshuozhongshangjiazuiweishenmideshangxiansheng?

声音怎么如此年轻?

“ruan……ruanqingqing……”ruanmizhenglianbuhongxinbutiaodesahuang。

dangchushangjiayaoqudeshiruanqingqing,yejiushitadejiejie。

ruanqingqingyikuernaosanshangdiao,ruanchongmingxinteng,jiurangruanmizhengdaitijiejiejiachuqu。

danverhexiaonverdechajuhaizhenshixianeryijian。

hualuoxia,nanrenjiqingdechixiaochusheng:“xiaopianzi!”

jieliangzhangdewanquanbuyiyang,dangtashixiazime。

jiuzheimebeiqingyidechaichuanle。

ruanmizhenglianfushangyisihong,nanrennaizhexingzi:“nidemingzi。”

tayoupiankedeweileng,tapianleta,tajingchuhuyiliaodemeifahuo?

“wo……wojiaoruanmizheng……”

“qianlezhuoshangdehetong。”nanrenburongzhihuidemingling。

ruanmizhengzoudaozhuoshang,naqihetong,huxiyouxiebuwen。

yidanqianxia,tazheibeizijiuzhendeyaohuile。

“zenme?bumanyi?”nanrendeshengyinzhouranbiandebingleng。

ruanmizhengyaochun,kanxiangneigemohuderenying:“woqianxia,niyaodayingworangruanshiduguoweiji。”

wanyitaqianwanle,bazijigongxianchuqule,tashualaizenmeban?

“niqianxia,yeyaodayingwo,sannianshengliang。”

nanrenjidandekaikou,lizhiqizhuang。

ruanmizhengquemenglejimiao,qideliandouhongle:“ni……wuchi!”

这个老头有毛病吧?

还让她生孩子?

“ruanmizheng,nimeiyoutuilu,buqiannihuichengweiruanjiadezuiren。”nanrenshengquanzaiwo。

shunjianrangruanmizhengliansedoubaile。

dui,ruguotabuqian,babamamahuishiwang,huiburentazheigenver。

ruanmizhengjuewangdebishangyanjing,xinrusihuidezaishangmianqianshanglezijidemingzi。

pingfenghou,nanrenyijingzhanleqilai。

guangshiyigebeiying,jiuzuyirangruanmizhengjingya。

shenduanjihao,jingshouyouweian。

wanquanbuxiangshiyigelaotoudeshencai。

nanrenshifenmanyidezantan:“haonvhaier,rangguanjiadainiquxizao。”

ruanmizhengzhidaoxizaoyiweizheshenme。

jinleyushi,takanzhejingzhongdeziji,yanquanweihong。