第1章 柔柔糯糯小罗刹

huangheyinanluoshuiyidongjuwencengyouyishen,huanzuo“luoshen”,tazuiaishouzhongdeyimiantongjing,youyitianshouzhongdetongjingshishoudiaoluofanchen,yingchuluorijingxiang,diaoluotongjingzhidibianhuanmingweiluoyang。

ruoshuozhanganchengweitianfuzhiguo,neimeluoyangchengbizhiyebuhuangduorang。

jinrichengdongdejiusiyijiurenao。

pingshuxianshengdiediebumanzaizhenbanshanghenhenyipai,jiusineishashijijing,weiyoutadeshengyinxiangqi。

“jinerzanmenjiubupingshule,yudahuoshuoxiexinmi,zhuweikeyaotingzixile……”

zuikaishizaijiulouwanzheibaximeirenyuanyijiezhao,danyidanmeirennajiu,xianshengjiusipilailianhaozhebushuo!

rujinjiuloukerenzaoyijianguaibuguai,landejijiaoneidiansuiyin。liangweixiaoniangduanzhedeershiduohuxiaojiu,henkuaijiujikerenquzounaguang。

xianshengmifengzheyanpansuanzhemaichuqudezheixiejiushui,zijinengfenduoshaohonglini~

得!开始忽悠人了。

“yibaiershinianqianneiyaohuangqitianlvyaozudajuruqinrenjian,houyilonghushanweishoudedaomengyuqiaozhanshisanniancaijiangqijitui,danneiyaohuangquebuzhisuozong。”

laodaoyinleyikoujiushuizhabazhabazuidao“zheishineidaomengduitianxiadeshuoci,danzhenshideqingkuangshizheishizongbingfeiyaohuangyiyao,haiyoutianmenqizhanglaoqingpingzi!。”

“zheishishiwodaomenglideyigepengyoushuoyuwodexinmi,shuoqingpingziyuqitianneiyizhanzhihouyirenyiyaohushengqingsu,houqitianpanyao,qingpingzipanledaomeng,lianggegongyinkunlunshantianlongchi,gengshidanxiayimingnvying。yebuzhizenmezhe,neinvyingjinxierizidiushi,qitiandanu,yirenpolelonghushandehushandazhen,yaodaomengbangmangzairenjianxunzhaonvying。”

yourenwendao:“neiyaohuangweihebuzijixunzhao?”

“ziyaohuangpanyaozhihou,daomengbianyilujiangyaozuganzhiyaoyu,jineryaozusifenwulie,tuoliyaohuangzhangkong。yaozuzhanluanbuxiu,duiyaohuangbumanzhishengriyiqianglie,zaiqishinianqian,yaozufenlie,sigushilizaiyaozudingli,yaohuangyepaneitouzounvyingdeshisigushiliqizhongzhiyi。guerzaipingdingpanluanshinieshouniejiao,zhinengzanqiebaituodaomengbangmangxunzhao。”

yourenzaiwen:“daomengzenmeshuo。”

“tianmenyijingfanghuale,zheinvyingshitamenshishuzudezisi,dingyaoxundao,qitadaomenhaizaidingduo,ruoshizaiyaohuangpingdingyaozupanluanzhiqianhaizhaobudaozheinvying,pashiyibaiershinianqianneiyaorendazhanyouyaofuxian。”

yourenlengshaidao:“qie,nijiuchuiba,shuodegenzhendeyiyang。”

yourenjifeng,yourenxunwenhoushi,neilaodaomifengzheyanmouzhongchongmanjiaoxia。

jiusiyijiao,yigezuixunxundexiaodaohuangzheshouzhongsanliangyitandejiushui,daizhexiexuzuiyiqiaozheshenceduzuishengzhemenqidexiaoyatounannandao:“ni……buhuizhendeshiyaohuangdeguinvba?”

wenyeshigejilonghushanguandamendexiaodaoshi,jieyinxiangkejisanqingshangxiangde“guanmen”dizi,suishuozaitianshifujiluzaian,danneiyeshirenzibeidiaochewei。ruoshuotabushigedaoshineiyeshuodeguoqu,xiudaozhirendeqingxinguayuzaitashenshangneishidingdianyekanbuzhe。

dakouhejiu,dakouchirou,yigebushunxinjiumatianmadi,yourenshuotadaoxinbuchun,qingtaibuwen,tafanmadao:“laoziyigeguandamende,nimenshijiaoguoxiaoyezenmexiudao?”

qideneiqianlaishuojiaodezhanglaobimensanri,liandizisonglaidefancaidoubuchi。

shizaishoubuleshanshangdewuliaosuiyue,yitianshenye,wenyedafanleqianlaihuanbandeshixiong,beizhetadejiahuoshijiuwangshanxiapao,landoulanbuzhu,xiangjilejietouxiaojiaohuabenxiangneiqinglouhuakuidemoyang。

tingwencishi,longhushanyeshidanu,jiangwenyekezailechiruzhushang,neishangmianhaiyouyirendemingzi,buguozheixieshiyijingxiashandewenyebuhuizhixiao。

shanxiadaguniangneikeshiledemeibian,qiaoshangjunlangmianmaogegemeilaiyanqude,shunshishangqiannieleyibadaguniangpigu,quebuxiangguniangdahan“dengtuzi”。

renjianalishikanshanglewenye,fenmingshikanshangletashenhouneigaotoudamashenxingzhuojuedexiaowangye!

neiyiganhuhuashizheyebuhanhu,chutougunbangjiukaishiwangshenshangzhaohu。zheixiashandiyiribianbeizhongxinganhuishanshangdechulewenyepashimeiyoudiergerenle。

haozaizheishanshangyouyeweikeda,zuibayebuyongmoyanba,wenyekaozheyeweilengshaideqiaozheshanxiadedenghuotongminglenglengdao。

“genwobimingzhang?xiaoyecaishiqisui!”

buzhidaozaishanshangduojiu,zhizhidaoneishanzhongyeji,linzhongbaitudoubeizijichidechabuduo。

youshiyiye,wenyemuguangdaizhideqiaozheshanxianeisihuoyaobatalaqujinzhulongdechengminyuexiangyueqi,yishijingleiliumanmian。

zixixiangxiang,zailonghushanhaiyougeshuijuededifang,benlaixiashanshiweilegenghaodeshenghuo,zenmecikegenyuxiangdewanquanbuyiyang?

yeshizheiyiri,pangbianguanmuzhizhonghuranchuanlaixiexusuixiang,dingjingkanqu,lvfachiyan,qingmianliaoya,buguosanchishengao,zhoushenqingzi,wenyexianshibuzaiyi,daiqiaoqingchuzhihoudunshidaoxiyikouliangqi!:“luo……luocha!”

neixiaoguihaishifenyoulimaodiantouyingshi,tongshizhangkailedakou。

wenyexiangpao,danshuangtuigenguanleqianyiyangjiushimaibudong,judadekongjujingshiliandashenghujiuyewangjile,suishuodaomenzaoyoujizai,dantouyicikandaozheixiewanyi,jingxianxiehedeshilekuzi,shangxiayachuangbuduanzhandou,kanzheneixiaoluochajingshiyijuhuayeshuobuchu。tingshuozheiwanyishirenrou,yinrenxue,yaoshisizaizheixiaowanyishouli,haiburubeilaqujinlezhulong,zhangkouxiangyaoqiurao,neiluochadaoshixiankailekou:“baxiaotuzijiwo。”

shengyinrourounuonuodetingqilaixiangheiyelideshuqin,zaikanneixionghenmianmaoxindidekongjujingyidiandianxiaosan,zheixiaoluochadeshengyinjingranzheimekeai!wenyebupazhihou,zheixiaoluochadanxiandeyouxiehaipa,zhilezhizijizhangkoudao。

“woele,batuzijiwo。”