【脑子抵押处】
（naozishigehaodongxi，kexi，zuozhemeiyou！）
【痛骂作者处】
（haole，nimenyijingmatongkuaile，zhihoujiubunengzaimalee！）
“哎……”
chujiaozuozaizijiamenjianshang，yishuangrouzhuazibaozheyizhibilianhaidadebaozi。
shuangyanwushendekanzherenlairenwangdedajie。
zaidiyibailingyicitanxishi，shentituranchouchuleyixia，quanshenshangxiadefeirougenzhezhanlezhan。
siqianchengshoudejudatengtongshenshenluoyinzailetadelinghunshenchu。
rangtashibushidejiuyaochouchuliangxia。
sheinengxiangdaoa，ganggangwanchengleyigedaxiangmu，yanchoujiangjinmashangjiuyaodaoshou。
jiuyudaoletiaolouderen，jieguogangzouchugongsidamen。
“啪叽！”
就被人砸成了肉泥。
linghunbeixiruheidongdeshihou，chujiaocongcongyipie，kanjianbeiyaxiamaluyazishangmohudeyipian。
xinlihaixiangzhe，buhuibashizachulaileba？
buguaitaexin，yinweichugongsizhiqian，ganghaonaoduzi。
“仙人！是仙人！”
人群突然骚乱起来。
chujiaotaiqitoukanzheyoulianggerencaizhefeijiancongtoudingfeiguo。
xiaoroushoumolemotoudingdewugebaobao，zheishitaniangjitashude，dingzaitadexiaoyuantoushang。
buzhidaodehaiyiweitaniangyekanguohuayuanbaobao，tedibanverdabanchengtangmubulibo。
yuanzhuyejiaochujiao，jialikaijiuloude，xiaoyouzichan，buranyebunengbanveryangdezheimeyuan。
zheibushikuazhangxiefa，shizhendeyuan，chujiaogangchuanyueguolaideshihouyinweikanbujianjiaoxialu，shibushijiuyaobiaoyanyigegouchishi。
chadianrangduijiedegouyiweizijishigentaqiangchide，meicijianletabushiziyajiushiliezui。
weilezhengmingzijizhenbushizheimemeiyouxiaxianderen，chujiaotiantiandoudangzheneitiaogoudemiankenroubaozi。
zineitianqichujiaojiuzaiyemeijianguoneigouzile。
chujiaoxiangneigouziyinggaishizizunxinshoucuo，buganlaile。
qishiduiyuchuanyuezheijianshi，chujiaojieshoulianghao，bijingnagechuanyuedehaibushigeguerni？
danchuanyuekeyi，chuanshujiuyoudawentile。
jiuxianzaidechuanshuxingshi，fanshichuanyuebidingshushangyouming。
conghuailifanchuxiuzhenjiezhaoshengshouce，diyiyejiushizongheshilipaimingdiyidetianyanzong。
duoyanshua，qianduanrizitawuliaokandexiaoshuo，zhujiaosuozaizongmenbujiushitianyanzongma？
qiaolebushi？shuliganghaoyouyigegentatongmingtongxingdepeijiao，yejiaochujiao！
shulidechujiaobushifanpaiyebushipaohui。
kanwanzhengbenshudechujiaojiangzheigerenwuchengzhiweixiuzhenjiezuiqiangrenxingtanke。
yinweitixing，zaijinzongmendeshihoubeizhouweirenchaoxiao。
nvzhubangmangshuoleliangju，jiujiangzheifenenqingjizailexinli。
这合理吗？
buheli，nvzhucongtoudaoweijiubuxianbudandeshuoleyiju:“zheibushipangdetingkeaidema！”
youbushishenmejiumingzhien，houlailiangrenyemeishenmejiaoji，lianputongpengyouyebushi。
yuanzhuneixinshiyouduocuiruonengjiangzheiyijuhuajiyibeizi！
congciyihou，nvzhushuaijiaotadianbei，nvzhudajiatadangdao，nvzhubeizhuitadianhou。
pingshiconglaibuchuxian，nvzhuyichushibidingzhunshibaodao，tuotuoyigongjuren。
chujiaoyiweiyuanzhujingjingyeyebaohunvzhu，yesuanbangeyinxingzhujiaotuanle，juqingzuihoudingnenggenzhezhujiaoyifeichongtian。
结果！
呵！
可真是毫无意外呢！
zainvzhufeishengdeshihou，edunvpeikaishishihuai。
zhiqiannengweinvzhudangzhushiwanyaoshoudeyuanzhu，jingranjiuzheimehualilidelinglehefan！
呔！
kandaozheiyimu，chujiaodangchangjiurengleneibenxiaoshuo。
zheibenxiaoshuoduiyuyuanzhudeshedingjianzhijiushizaitiaozhanduzhedezhishang。
xiaoshuobiaobangdanvzhushuangwen，chujiaotongpiankanxialai，shuangshishuangde。
nvzhuliuxianerkaijuwulinggen，daliangelufanpaiyiluchengweitianyanzongzhangmendeqinchuandizi。
但大女主？
chujiaoshiyidianmeikanchulai，liuxianeryifanrenzhishentaruxiuzhenjie，kaodeconglaibushishenmenuli，kaodeshitadehougongtuan。
ruguonvzhuyouxitongdehua，neiyidingshiwanrenmixitong。
buguanzoudaonadounengshouhuoneiyigedifangdetianzhijiaozi，rangduifangchengweitadequnxiazhichen。
meicuo！neixiesuoweidetianzhijiaozi，zaiyudaoliuxianerzhihoujiugenjiangzhileyiyang。
shenmejiaoaodoumeiyoule，gengedazhaiyuanlidexiaoqieside，tiantianzhizhidaozhengfengchicu。
nvzhusuoweidejiyuanyedoushitadetiangoumenbazijijiyuangongxianjita，yiqiunvzhunengduokantamenyiyan。
chujiaobeifendekenleyikouroubaozi，liuxialiangtiaokuanlei。
suoyinvzhudouyouneimeduotiangoule，suibianlinyigechulaidounengjitadangdao，weishenmefeiyaozaianpaiyigegongjurena！
xianzaitachuanchenglezheigedaomeigongjuren！
haoburongyizhongkaiyihui，nandaotadeshimingjiushijietiyuanzhujirendangdunpai？
jiangtoudingdewugexiaobaoaigenielegebian，chujiaolengjingxialai。
zheigegongjurentabuhuidangde，jiusuanrangtafeishengxianjietayebugan！
meiyouyuanyin，tapatong！chaopade！
zheigegongjurensheiaidangsheidang！
lengjingxialai，chujiaojiangyishichenrunaohai。
liandanxitongsigedazichuxianzaiyanqian，genjialetexiaoside，yizhiyouhuotadiankai。
chujiaomengyanlekoukoushui，jinzhangde。
zheidongxichuxiandetuwu，chujiaokeyikendingzheibushiyuanzhude。
xixianghuilai，dangshitabeijuanruheidongshihaoxiangyoushenmedongxiyiqizhuangleguolai，haidetagangxingneihuier，naodaitonglexujiu。
“系统？”
chujiaoshitandezaixinlihanleyisheng。
denglebantian，bujianrenhedongjing。
“xitong？xitongxitongnizaima？”
zuzudenglebanzhuxiangyihoumeiyoudedaorenhehuiying。
chujiaodexindunshilianglebanjie。
shenmewanyier？nanbuchengzhuangneiyixiajizhuanghuaile？
tahaimeibaoyuanbatajizhuangtengleni！
shenmexitong，zheimebujingzhuang！chuanlaidaoxianzaiyidiandongjingyemeiyou。
楚娇双手抱胸。
emm……shentitaipangmeiyoubaoguolai，zhinengtuierqiuqiciyongshoujiuzhulexiongqiandeyifu。
douchuandaoxiuzhenjiele，rangtazhidangyigeputongfanren，chujiaobuganxin。
她又不是没有灵根。
danshixiuzhenjiekendingweixiana，yougexitongbangshenzenmeshuoyebichitiaotiaodechuangdanganquanxingyaogaodeduoba？
suiranzhishiyigeliandanxitong，danchujiaoyoubushimeikanguoxiaoshuo。
buguanshenmexitong，weilesuzhuchengzhang，tazongnengtuchudianhaodongxilai。
chujiaomomochendiandiandexiaba，shitandeyongshouqudian。
jiranbushishengkongde，shuobuzhunjiushimianbanmoshi。
shenshouzaikongzhongluanzhualebantian，jieguoliangepidoumeimozhe。
qidechujiaohuabeifenweishiyu，henhendezaibaozishangyoukenleliangkou，zhengdangtayaohuiwushi，yuguanghuranpiejianxiaoxianglizuolegeren。
zhengyiliankanshazidebiaoqingchouzheta，xianrankandaoletaganggangdedongzuo。
chujiaoyidianyebudanxinbeibierenhuaiyizijiyouxitong，chufeiyeshiyouxitongde，buransheinengxiangdaozijizaigansha？
suoyichujiaolizhiqizhuangdidenglehuiqu。
nanhaizhidandandikanletayiyan，quansuozheshenzikaozaiqiangshangbimuyangshenqilai。
chujiaozheicaifaxianduimianzheirenkanshangquyezhibizijidajisui，chuanzheyishendamanbudingdeyifu，meitoujincudebaozheduzi。
yinweizongmenzhaoshengdeshi，zheijitianchenglilailebushaoren，chujiaogankendingzheirenbuzhuzheifujin，zijiconglaimeijianguozheiren，yinggaishicongbiededifangganlaicelingde。
lianggerenyigebimuyangshen，yigeding。
duimianbeidingdefanle，ehenhendidenglechujiaoyiyan，zhishizheiyiyanyagenjiumeishenmeweili。
hekuangchujiaoxiaoxiaodeshentilizangzhedeshiyigedarendelinghun，yidianyebudaipade，shenzhihaitiaoxindichongtazuolegeguilian。
nanhaidunangleyiju，fanlegeshen，gancuilailegeyanbukanweijing。
chujiaosanliangkouchiwanbaozi，zhuanshendengdengdengdipaolejinqu，bingmeiyouzhuyizaitazouhounanhaihuitoudeneiyiyan。
chujiaojinlechufang，zaizaotaibianshangyounaleyizhibaozi，youcongchujuliquchuyizhiciwan，wanglidaomanlereshui。
chuyuguerdezhijue，chujiaozaikandaonanhaidediyiyanjiuzhidaozheiyoushiyigetongmingren。
buguotayunqihao，beifuliyuanshouyang，yudaoyigexinshandeyuanzhang，shenghuobufuyu，danyemeishouguotaiduodekunan。
nanhaimianhuangjishou，yifuyingyangbuliangdeyangzi，pinzhemingbuyaoyeyaolaizheilicanjiaceling。
yebuguoshiweileboyigehuodejihui。
chujiaomeiduoshaoshanxin，danyetanbushanglengxue，zailisuonengjizhixiabangdianxiaomangyesuanduideqiyuanzhangmamaduitadejiaodao。
nanhaibizheyanturanwendaoyigushuxidexiangwei，zheixiangweitazaineigepangzishenshangwendaoguo。
yishiyijingyoudianmohu，tazhidaozheigeshihouqianwanbunengshui，feilizhengkaiyanjiukandaogangcaineigepangzijiudunzaizijimianqian，ganggangneigexiangweijiushicongtashoushangchuanlaide。
“zheigejinichi。”chujiaocaibuhuishuoshenmeduoyudehualaizhaoguduifangdezizun。
zizunnengzhijigeqian，zaitayanlishenmedoumeiyouhuoxiaquzhongyao。
nanhaiqiheidemouzishenshididinglechujiaoliangmiao，zuihouqingshengdaoleshengxiexie，shenshoujieleneiwanreshui，zhiyubaozitabingmeiyoujie。
woligeguaiguai，chujiaohaishidiyicicongneimexiaodehaizilikandaozheimexilideyanshen。
gaishuobushuobukuishinvzhusuozaideshijieni，suibianpengshangyigedoubushigeshanchade。
“jiaojiao！niganshenmeni？”
chudazhuangyihuilaijiukandaozijiadepangguinvheyigexiaoqigaidunzaijiaoluoli。
chujiaohuitouganjueyanqianturanchuxianyiduqiang，yitaitou，duiyuzijialaodiedeshenxing，chujiaoyidianyebujuedeyiwai。
nengbaguinvyangchengrouwanzide，zishenkendingyebujiandan。
shigechushijiugepanghaiyouyigeshigeqiu。
tazheilaodiehaishijinjiebande，shiyoupangyouzhuang。
neiyishenjianzirou，buxiangshidianshaode，fandaoxiangshilutiede，ganquanganmanman！
beibaoqilaideshihou，chujiaojuedejuedezijijiugenpandengshanglegaofeng，muzhisuojizhichushiyikekeluguodenaodai。
chudazhuangdianledianhuailidebaobeidan，shayoujieshidao:“qingle！”
yanshenqingpiaolenanhaiyiyan，zaikannvershoulinazhedebaozi，haiyoushenmebumingbaide。
chujiaoxieyanguoqu，henxiangwenyiju，yijushishenme？nanbuchengnigeboshangzhuangleliangdianzicheng？
mingmingtazaoshangheleliangwanzhoujiawugecheng**toudaderoubaozi，yidianyemeikuidaiziji！
danchujiaomeishuo，qinqinreredeyongzijideliangcugebobaozhutadiedebozi，qitugentajiaoliangyifanliqi。
tachuanlaiyeyouduanrizile。
congyikaishidebushiying，daoxianzaiyijingwanquanchenjinzaifumudeniaidangzhong，meiyouyisidebuzizai。
chudazhuanghahadaxiaoliangsheng，naguochujiaoshoulidebaozijiuxiangfangdaonanhaishoulikongwanli。
nachengxiangbeinanhaiduoleguoqu。
“wobue。”huayingangluonanhaiduzijiufachuzhentianxiangdehongming。
jianxiaohailianshangyouxiuyounankan，chudazhuangdaizhechujiaoyiqidunlexialai。
funvlianggedeshenxinggenduqiangsidezhijiejiangrenjiduzailejiaoluoli，nanhairouyankejiandebiandejinzhangqilai。
“nishilaicanjiazongmendaxuande？”
jindinglebantianmeiyoucongchudazhuangshenshangchajuechueyi，nanhaishaoshaofangsongleyixie，qingqingdiantou。
chudazhuangshangxiadalianglenanhailiangyan，caicenanhaibushiguer，jiushiganlaidelushangjializaolenande。
zheiyangdeqingkuangbingbushaojian，zheizhongshiniancaiyoudeshengshi，youhaofeijiacaizhiweitihaiziqiudeyifenjiyuande，dangranyebuquechencijihuimoucaihaimingde。
“zheibaoziwoyebubaijini，suanwozizhunide，nicelingchenggongwoqiuyigeshanyuan，ruonicelingshibaiyebudajin，wodianlihaiqueyigedianxiaoer，baochibaozhu，buguonixianzaihaixiaoyeganbuleduoshaohuo，meiyuegongzizhinengjini500qian，zenmeyang？”
zheiyifanhuatingdechujiaomomoshuqiledamuzhi，zheiqingshangbukuishishengyiren，tayaoyouzheiqingshang，shangyishizaojiushengzhidangjinglile，haiyongbeibizijinianjihaixiaoderentiantianyinyangguaiqi？
ganggangtadouxianghaole，yaoshizheirenhaibujieshoutahaoyi，zhijiebabaozisaitazuili。
nanhaibingmeiyouzhijiedayingxialai，ershisikaolebantian。
bachujiaojide，jiuxiangchezhetatoufawenwen，tashenshangdoumeiyouerliangrou，youshenmezhideketude。
haozainanhaidehuiyingbingmeiyourangchujiaoshiwang。
zhijiannanhaibiaoqingsumu，gongjingdijichudazhuangkelesangexiangtou，zhengzhongdao：“duoxielaoyeshanxin，ruwobeizongmenxuanzhongwoyidinghuibaodanindeenqing。”
chudazhuangxitashigemingbairen，tadeyanguangbuhuicha，zheihaizibushichizhongzhiwu，jiusuanmeiyoubeidazongmenxuanshang，jianglaiyeyidingshigeyouchuxide。
jiuzheimefunvliangjianhuigerenhuijia。
haimeidaoyuanmen，chujiaojiukandaoyigemeifuyingleshanglai，yishuangdadadexingyanlimabianxiaowanle:“niang！”
yutadekaixinbutongdeshi，nanhairouyankejiandejinzhang。
meifurenkandaochujiaoxianshisonglekouqi，kandaochudazhuangyoujinzhangleqilai。
“nizenmehuilaile？dianlichushile？”buguaitazheimejinzhang。
zuijingedazongmenzhaoren，tamentianzhaochengzuoweifanrenjiezuidadechengchizhiyi，zheiduanshijianlailebushaowaidiren。
zheixierenxingqingrenpincanchabuqi，duanduanliangtianjiufashenglebushaoeyidazashijian，toujimogoudeshiqingyebushaofasheng。
chudazhuangbaibaishou，xiaozheanfu:“gezongmendexianrendoudaole，zheiduanshijianmeiyourenbuzhangyandegannaoshi，dianliyourenkanzhe，buyongwozhenchangzi，xiangzhezaodianhuilaipeipeinimen！”
yueniangkanleyiyanchudazhuanghuailidechujiao，qingtanyisheng，meiyouyanyu，chenmodecongchudazhuangshoulijieguonver。
suiranzaoyouzhunbei，danzaiguinvruhuaideshihou，shenzihaishibuzhudewangxiazhui。
hedechujiaosisibaozhuleyueniangdebozi。
zuihouhaishichudazhuangdalebashoucaiwenzhu。
niangliangduishiyiyan，congbiciyanzhongkandaoleganga。
chujiaoneigeyumena，mingmingtaniangshiquanchengchulemingdedameiren，jiusuanshenglehaiziyehaishititaiqingyingdemeijiaoniang。
zenmetajiumeiyichuandaobandian，buguochujiaojianxinzijiyihouyidingnengshouxialai。
修真界没有胖子！
dengtayihouxiulianleyidingnengshouxialai！
gangaguohou，yueniangcaizhuyidaochudazhuangshenhoudenanhai，“zheishi？”