qishiaijiameishuochukoudeshi,tahaixianqitaqingshangdi。
danjianbaiqingyusihubuyue,tabianshiqudemeiyoushuohua。
baiqingyuchenmobanxiang,caikaikoudao:“wozhidaole。”
“那我走了。”
“dengdeng,nixianzaizhaodaogongzuoleme?”
tiqizheijianshier,aijiayoushiyiduziqi,queyoubuhaofazuo。mianqiangxiaolexiao,tayaoleyaotou:"haimeiyou。"
"wozhizijinnianchuyi,zhengxiangzhaoyigejiatingjiaoshi,ruguonibujieyidehua,jiulaishishiba。yizhoubaxiaoshi,gongziyigeyuebaqian,tachengjitigaolezaijiaqian。jiudangwopeizuile。"
"zheimegao!"aijiayanjingmodizhengda,youqianrenjiadeqiandoushizheimehuademe?
"ruguonixiangaodehua,wokeyizaijiangdian。"
"buxianqi,buxianqi!"aijiagangshuowanjiuhouhuile,tazheimejidong,shidayingdeyisime……
"neihao,mingtianjiushangbanba。mingzaobadian,worangsijiqujieni。"
aijiaqiazhiyisuan,ruoruokaikou:"mingtianzhouwu,tabushangkeme?"
"yuwenchengjitaicha,beilaoshiganhuijiafanshengle。"
"e……"zheigelaoshitingqipa。
"wohaiyoudianshi,xianzoule。mingtianjian。"
"明天见……"
qiaozhebaiqingyudebeiyingchedixiaoshi,tacaifanyingguolai,yigeyuebaqiankuai,haizheimeqingsongdegongzuo,xianbingzadezhenshishihou!
erlingyibian,baiqingyuxunsubotongleguanjiadedianhua:"wangshu,jibaixiaoshengmaibenyuwenjuanzi,zhengbenzuowan,meizhangbunengchaoguoliushifen……wozhidaoyibaiermanfen……dui,huiquwojiancha……haiyou,mingtianshangwujitaqingjia,suibianniyongshenmejiekou。"
……
jiuzaiaijiakaixindaochanggedeshihou,baixiaoshengquebiaoshixinhenlei。zheizhongruozhijuanzirangtazhengbenliushifenyixia!
"xiaoshaoye,nibuhuifangjianme?"wangbokanzhebaixiaoshengyilianyuanniandepazaiketingdechajishangxiejuanzi,momingdejuedexinteng。
"buhui!"zaiciguyixuancuoyipaidaan,tazaixinlitucaoleqianwanbian。
baiqingyuyijinwujiukanjianyizhangfenfenbupingdelian,chunjiaoweigou,taguyidao:"haimeixiewanni?sudubuxinga。"
baixiaoshengyijiuyuannian:"shuer,niweishenmerangwoxiezheizhongruozhijuanzia?"
"wojinizhaolegeyuwenjiatingjiaoshi。"
"……"baixiaoshengyanjiaoyichou:"woshudusishuwujing,gujinzhongwaimingzhu!"
baiqingyudandandepieleyiyan:"chui。"
talimaxieleqi,danhaishibufuqidebianjiedao:"yeduguoyixiema,erqiewobuxuyaojiatingjiaoshizheizhongshengwu。"kaiwanxiao,tadechengjizaixuexiaoyizhishibunengdapodeshenhua,haixuyaoneizhongguidongxi。
jianmeiyitiao,tamantiaosilidebawaiyidijinvyong:"shangyijieke,dangtianlinghuaqianjiashikuai。"
baixiaoshengyanqianyiliang:"neiwoyitianjiuyouershikuailinghuaqianle!"wangbowenyanmomodezhuanshenshangleerlou,doubaxiaoshaoyeqiongchengshenmeyangle。
"buguo……"baiqingyuchongshafashangderenyixiao:"nidetingwode。"
……
diertian,guoranyousijizhuanchenglaijieta。aijiazheibeizihaimeizuoguozheimehaodeche,aodia!zheishiaodia。zhidaoxiache,tahaimeiconggangcaidexingfuzhonghuanguojingerlai。
"baixiaojie?"sijidakaichemen,yuqiyiwen。
"e!"shouhuiliulaolaosidemuguang,tajinliangshunvdewanglimianzou。
rumujinshehua。zheilijihulefuguzhongshijiouzhoudeguizuchengbao,youqishineigeyuanzhuxingdefangdingdengshirangtayouzhongwurujindidecuojue……chuanguojudadecaoping,luguoyinlepenquan,tawangzheanjinggongzuodeyongrenmen,tuletushetou。
"baixiaojie,qinggenwolai。"
"hao。"taxiaoxinyiyidegenzaiyiweinvyongdeshenhou,wanglimianzou。yueguoyitiaochongchiyishuqixidezhanglang,tabeizhijieyindaoleerlou。
"baixiaojie,xiaoshaoyezailimian。"nvyonggongshentuixia。
扣扣扣。
aijiaqingqingdeqiaoxiangfangmen,limianhenkuaibianchuanlaiyishengbunaifande"jinlai"。
pielepiezui,tajianduolezheizhongwentixuesheng。
yijinmen,aijiabianzhankaiyigeyouhaodexiaorong:"nihao,woshinidejiatinglaoshi,woxingai,nijiaowoailaoshijiuhao。"aijiajinliangburangzijibiaoxiandetaixiangliulaolao,dantadeyanjinghaishibuzijuedesaoshizhewoshineidesheshi。
yijinmenjiushiyigeyongpingfenggekaidexiaoshufang,zitanmudeshuzhuojihuzhanjulezheigexiaokongjiandeyiban,ertadezhuozishangsanluandeduizhejibenlianxice。
tachaopingfengneibiankanqu,danshipingfengmengmenglonglongdezhedangleshixian。
"ailaoshihao。"baixiaoshengrengdiaoshouzhongganggangzuowandeyuwenjuanzi,lanyangyangdewenhao。
aijiayebujieyi,fangxiashouzhongdeshoutibao,tabanguofangzaishuzhuolingyibiandeyizi,zuozaibaixiaoshengshenbian。
"nishufangtingpiaoliangha。"
baixiaoshengwenyanyileng:"laoshi,zheishiwoouerwanshangbushuijue,kanshudedifang。woshufangzaierloujintou。"
"a?"aijiadaidaidefachuleyishengwuyiyiyinjie。
sheigaosutachoufulianggezizenmexie?
weilebujiuyixiazishenxingxiang,takeleyixia,jixuwendao:"douxihuankanshenmeshu?"
《zhongyong》《daxue》《yijing》。
可惜白啸笙不敢说。
"十万个为什么。"
"……"
weileburangqifenguoyuganga,tajimangshenshouquzhuaibaixiaoshengdejuanzi:"jilaoshikankanniyuwenjuanzi。"aijiazaikandaojuanzizhihou,yanjingmingxianchouchuleyixia。
zheizhongruozhijuanzihainengzhengbenliushifenyixia?
buguoxiangdaotashibaiqingyudezhizi,youlerandedianlediantou。
毕竟智商家族遗传。
“nikana,zheixiezhishigushiwenmoxie,zhixuyaobeisongjiukeyile,fenshuhenhaozhuande。”aijiaxiangzhezhuanqianburongyi,qianwanbunengfahuo,yinciguyiwenroudeduishencerendao:“xianzaikuaiyuekaoleba,womenxianbeisonggushiwen,zhengquzheicikaoshi,yuwenshangqishifen。”
七十你个头!
baixiaoshengxinzhongpaoxiao,danpoyubaiqingyude**,tazhinengguzuoguaiqiaodedianlediantou:“ng,neijiuxinkulaoshile。”
“woxianchouchayixia。”aijiaxiaozhebajuanziheshang:“laojifuli,zhizaiqianli。”
“zheigewohui。”baixiaoshengshifenzixin:“lieshimunian,yijingbuju。”
举你妹!
“gushansibeijiatingxi,shuimianchupingyunjiaodi。”
“jichuzaoyingzhengnuanshu,sheizaibeiwobuxiangqi。”
被窝你妹!
“gurenjujishu,yaowozhitianjia。”
“lvshucunbianhe,quanquanyuchacha。”
我去……
“……nihuibeizhengshoudeme?”
baixiaoshengxianglexiang,ruoruodelaileyiju:“tianjingshaqiusi,xingme?”
“行。”
“laoshuhunyagagaga,xiaoqiaoliushuihuahuahua,xifengshoumajiajiajia,changziduanleaaa。”
baixiaoshengwandeshifenkaixin,tashenzhimeizhuyidao,mougerenyijingzhandaoleshenhou……