第6章 西风瘦马驾驾驾,肠子断了啊啊啊

qishiaijiameishuochukoudeshi,tahaixianqitaqingshangdi。

danjianbaiqingyusihubuyue,tabianshiqudemeiyoushuohua。

baiqingyuchenmobanxiang,caikaikoudao:“wozhidaole。”

“那我走了。”

“dengdeng,nixianzaizhaodaogongzuoleme?”

tiqizheijianshier,aijiayoushiyiduziqi,queyoubuhaofazuo。mianqiangxiaolexiao,tayaoleyaotou:"haimeiyou。"

"wozhizijinnianchuyi,zhengxiangzhaoyigejiatingjiaoshi,ruguonibujieyidehua,jiulaishishiba。yizhoubaxiaoshi,gongziyigeyuebaqian,tachengjitigaolezaijiaqian。jiudangwopeizuile。"

"zheimegao!"aijiayanjingmodizhengda,youqianrenjiadeqiandoushizheimehuademe?

"ruguonixiangaodehua,wokeyizaijiangdian。"

"buxianqi,buxianqi!"aijiagangshuowanjiuhouhuile,tazheimejidong,shidayingdeyisime……

"neihao,mingtianjiushangbanba。mingzaobadian,worangsijiqujieni。"

aijiaqiazhiyisuan,ruoruokaikou:"mingtianzhouwu,tabushangkeme?"

"yuwenchengjitaicha,beilaoshiganhuijiafanshengle。"

"e……"zheigelaoshitingqipa。

"wohaiyoudianshi,xianzoule。mingtianjian。"

"明天见……"

qiaozhebaiqingyudebeiyingchedixiaoshi,tacaifanyingguolai,yigeyuebaqiankuai,haizheimeqingsongdegongzuo,xianbingzadezhenshishihou!

erlingyibian,baiqingyuxunsubotongleguanjiadedianhua:"wangshu,jibaixiaoshengmaibenyuwenjuanzi,zhengbenzuowan,meizhangbunengchaoguoliushifen……wozhidaoyibaiermanfen……dui,huiquwojiancha……haiyou,mingtianshangwujitaqingjia,suibianniyongshenmejiekou。"

……

jiuzaiaijiakaixindaochanggedeshihou,baixiaoshengquebiaoshixinhenlei。zheizhongruozhijuanzirangtazhengbenliushifenyixia!

"xiaoshaoye,nibuhuifangjianme?"wangbokanzhebaixiaoshengyilianyuanniandepazaiketingdechajishangxiejuanzi,momingdejuedexinteng。

"buhui!"zaiciguyixuancuoyipaidaan,tazaixinlitucaoleqianwanbian。

baiqingyuyijinwujiukanjianyizhangfenfenbupingdelian,chunjiaoweigou,taguyidao:"haimeixiewanni?sudubuxinga。"

baixiaoshengyijiuyuannian:"shuer,niweishenmerangwoxiezheizhongruozhijuanzia?"

"wojinizhaolegeyuwenjiatingjiaoshi。"

"……"baixiaoshengyanjiaoyichou:"woshudusishuwujing,gujinzhongwaimingzhu!"

baiqingyudandandepieleyiyan:"chui。"

talimaxieleqi,danhaishibufuqidebianjiedao:"yeduguoyixiema,erqiewobuxuyaojiatingjiaoshizheizhongshengwu。"kaiwanxiao,tadechengjizaixuexiaoyizhishibunengdapodeshenhua,haixuyaoneizhongguidongxi。

jianmeiyitiao,tamantiaosilidebawaiyidijinvyong:"shangyijieke,dangtianlinghuaqianjiashikuai。"

baixiaoshengyanqianyiliang:"neiwoyitianjiuyouershikuailinghuaqianle!"wangbowenyanmomodezhuanshenshangleerlou,doubaxiaoshaoyeqiongchengshenmeyangle。

"buguo……"baiqingyuchongshafashangderenyixiao:"nidetingwode。"

……

diertian,guoranyousijizhuanchenglaijieta。aijiazheibeizihaimeizuoguozheimehaodeche,aodia!zheishiaodia。zhidaoxiache,tahaimeiconggangcaidexingfuzhonghuanguojingerlai。

"baixiaojie?"sijidakaichemen,yuqiyiwen。

"e!"shouhuiliulaolaosidemuguang,tajinliangshunvdewanglimianzou。

rumujinshehua。zheilijihulefuguzhongshijiouzhoudeguizuchengbao,youqishineigeyuanzhuxingdefangdingdengshirangtayouzhongwurujindidecuojue……chuanguojudadecaoping,luguoyinlepenquan,tawangzheanjinggongzuodeyongrenmen,tuletushetou。

"baixiaojie,qinggenwolai。"

"hao。"taxiaoxinyiyidegenzaiyiweinvyongdeshenhou,wanglimianzou。yueguoyitiaochongchiyishuqixidezhanglang,tabeizhijieyindaoleerlou。

"baixiaojie,xiaoshaoyezailimian。"nvyonggongshentuixia。

扣扣扣。

aijiaqingqingdeqiaoxiangfangmen,limianhenkuaibianchuanlaiyishengbunaifande"jinlai"。

pielepiezui,tajianduolezheizhongwentixuesheng。

yijinmen,aijiabianzhankaiyigeyouhaodexiaorong:"nihao,woshinidejiatinglaoshi,woxingai,nijiaowoailaoshijiuhao。"aijiajinliangburangzijibiaoxiandetaixiangliulaolao,dantadeyanjinghaishibuzijuedesaoshizhewoshineidesheshi。

yijinmenjiushiyigeyongpingfenggekaidexiaoshufang,zitanmudeshuzhuojihuzhanjulezheigexiaokongjiandeyiban,ertadezhuozishangsanluandeduizhejibenlianxice。

tachaopingfengneibiankanqu,danshipingfengmengmenglonglongdezhedangleshixian。

"ailaoshihao。"baixiaoshengrengdiaoshouzhongganggangzuowandeyuwenjuanzi,lanyangyangdewenhao。

aijiayebujieyi,fangxiashouzhongdeshoutibao,tabanguofangzaishuzhuolingyibiandeyizi,zuozaibaixiaoshengshenbian。

"nishufangtingpiaoliangha。"

baixiaoshengwenyanyileng:"laoshi,zheishiwoouerwanshangbushuijue,kanshudedifang。woshufangzaierloujintou。"

"a?"aijiadaidaidefachuleyishengwuyiyiyinjie。

sheigaosutachoufulianggezizenmexie?

weilebujiuyixiazishenxingxiang,takeleyixia,jixuwendao:"douxihuankanshenmeshu?"

《zhongyong》《daxue》《yijing》。

可惜白啸笙不敢说。

"十万个为什么。"

"……"

weileburangqifenguoyuganga,tajimangshenshouquzhuaibaixiaoshengdejuanzi:"jilaoshikankanniyuwenjuanzi。"aijiazaikandaojuanzizhihou,yanjingmingxianchouchuleyixia。

zheizhongruozhijuanzihainengzhengbenliushifenyixia?

buguoxiangdaotashibaiqingyudezhizi,youlerandedianlediantou。

毕竟智商家族遗传。

“nikana,zheixiezhishigushiwenmoxie,zhixuyaobeisongjiukeyile,fenshuhenhaozhuande。”aijiaxiangzhezhuanqianburongyi,qianwanbunengfahuo,yinciguyiwenroudeduishencerendao:“xianzaikuaiyuekaoleba,womenxianbeisonggushiwen,zhengquzheicikaoshi,yuwenshangqishifen。”

七十你个头!

baixiaoshengxinzhongpaoxiao,danpoyubaiqingyude**,tazhinengguzuoguaiqiaodedianlediantou:“ng,neijiuxinkulaoshile。”

“woxianchouchayixia。”aijiaxiaozhebajuanziheshang:“laojifuli,zhizaiqianli。”

“zheigewohui。”baixiaoshengshifenzixin:“lieshimunian,yijingbuju。”

举你妹!

“gushansibeijiatingxi,shuimianchupingyunjiaodi。”

“jichuzaoyingzhengnuanshu,sheizaibeiwobuxiangqi。”

被窝你妹!

“gurenjujishu,yaowozhitianjia。”

“lvshucunbianhe,quanquanyuchacha。”

我去……

“……nihuibeizhengshoudeme?”

baixiaoshengxianglexiang,ruoruodelaileyiju:“tianjingshaqiusi,xingme?”

“行。”

“laoshuhunyagagaga,xiaoqiaoliushuihuahuahua,xifengshoumajiajiajia,changziduanleaaa。”

baixiaoshengwandeshifenkaixin,tashenzhimeizhuyidao,mougerenyijingzhandaoleshenhou……