第4章 小孩子就是烦

放马过来好了。

sheizhidaorongyeyiweisuyanyanshiyaorangtaguoqu,yushijianglianshenjinlexie。

hongyinvguishanglaideshunjian,rongyedelianyetongbudeshanglaile。

suyanyanyibazhanghuileguoqu。

啪——

hongyinvguidengdaleyanjing,wanghoutuiletui,beipodetiezailechuangshang。

烟消云散。

rongyedeyoulianshangyechileneiyibazhang。

yishunjian,kongqixianrulechenmo。

meiguoliangmiao,rongyeyaoyaqiechide,“suyanyan!”

……

此刻,容家。

后院。

yigehaitongdekushengxixirangrangde,zhishizheihouyuanjibenshangmeiyoushenmerentazu,suoyibingmeiyourenfaxianyourenzaiku。

“wuwuwu,qige,niqifuren!woyaogenwodiegaoniqu!”qibasuidexiaopangzikukujijiderouzheyanjing,yanquanerdoushihonghongde,haobukelian,zuibabajizhe,kouzhongzhikongzherongqi。

shengyinhaibugantaidale,paredezheigexiaomowangbugaoxing。

errongqi,cikezhengyouzaiyouzaidezuozaixiaohuatanshang,youdianxiedeyanweiweiweishangtiao,limianlianyanchuhusebandeqingche,quefenmingdefanzheeyi。

“xu。”rongqishenchuyigenshouzhi,fangzaichunbian,zuijiaodexiaoyigengdale。

tadeyanzhongnongzhongdeyinchen,piaoliangdaojizhidemouzizaicikeranshangleyinan,kanzheyanqiandexiaopangzixinzhongjiushirenbuzhudefan。

他也没做什么。

jiushizheigexiaopangzifeiyaodaozheigehouyuanlaiguang,ertahaohaodikanzheshuni,feiyaolaizhaoreyixia。

xiaopangziwentahua,tabushihenxiangli,rangtagunyuandian,jiukule。

小孩子就是烦。

动不动就哭。

rongqideyanshenlimianrenbuzhudeshengqiyiguzibunaifan,danhaishinaizhexingzigoulegouchun,yanweiweiweidewanlewan,chunseyinhong。

看上去危险至极。

“yaoshibeibierentingdaole,xiacigengyounihaoshoudee。”shuozhetamolemoxiaopangzidetou,xiangshiyigewenroudezhixindagegeban,shengyinqingyadehen。

xiaopangzizhilekusheng,meirenzhudelengle。

鼻子还红彤彤的。

rongqishenzhihai“haoxin”dejiangxiaopangzitoushangneibuanfendeyigenmaoerzhijiechelexialai,“jinizhenglixiafaxing。”

疼得小胖子一哆嗦。

suijifanyingguolaile。youqiyoupadeyaozhezuichun,kanzherongqihaoyihui。

zuizhongmeirenzhu,“wa”deyishengzhijiekulechulai。

好不凄惨。

shengyinjianrui,jiaorentouteng。

……

rongyedaizhesuyanyandaojiadeshihou,shenshangdenuyidouhaimeixiaomoganjing。

guanjiaconglimianzoulechulai,kanjianrongyebuyiwai,danshikanjianrongyehuailidehaizijiubumianyouxiejingele。

“先生……这是?”

rongyejiangsuyanyanfangzailedishang,suishoutuoxiawaitaofangzaimenguanchu,“tashuotashiwodehaizi。”

guanjiadengdaleshuangyan,ganjuezijishuohuayijingzhujiankebaqilaile,“shenme?xianshengnidehaizi??”

buguaitazheimejingya,danshisheibuzhidaoa,rongzongshididouchulemingdezuanshiwanglaowu,zenmekenengyouhaizicunzaini?

“meishi,woyejuedetashizaihushuode。”rongyenieleniemeixin。

guanjiahaimeilaidejishuohua,suyanyanjiuduleduzui,yuanliuliudemouzizhongfenmingdebuman,“yanyanmeiyouhushuo!”

guanjiadunlexialai,manliandeciai,“nijiaoyanyanya?”

suyanyanzhongzhongdedianlediantou,yilianxiaoxiaodedaimengmoyang,“womeipianren!”

neixiaomoyang,zongrangrenjuederuguobuxintadehua,jiushishiebushele。

guanjiatanlekouqi,“xianshengdenverzhenhaokana,zhendeshirangwohaoshengxianmu。”

tabanshengwuzi,jiusuanshizuomengyexiangyaoyanqianzheigexiaonvhaizheiyangdesunnvera。

rongyewenyan,yanzhongshanguoyimobuyijuechadejiaoao,bizilenghenglexia,“tacaibushiwodenverni。”

suyanyanpielepiezuidiguzhe,“bushinidenver,neinihaidaiwohuilai,gounanrenkoushixinfei。”

rongyenieleniequantou,“nishuoshenme?xiaopihai?”

suyanyanweixiaozhekanxiangguanjia,“wohaoeya!”

容野:……

rongyegoulegouchun,eliedexiaolexiao,shenchudashoupailepaisuyanyandenaodaigua,“nirenneimexiao,shierkeyidianerdoubushao。”

danshizuilixianqiguixianqi,haishiyibajiangrenlaoleqilai,dijileguanjia,“nidaitaquchidongxi。”

guanjiacuoe,“neixianshengnini?”

suyanyanguaiguaide,“babazaijian。”

容野:“……”

tazenmejuede,zheigexiaobaozishiyidianeryebujianwai,yeyidianyebushebudetaa。

rongyeshouhuizijideshixian,minleminchun,“woshangquzhaolaoxiansheng。”

说完就上了楼。

mudulezheiyiqiedesuyanyanyiyanbufa,zaiguanjiadehuailixiangzhixiaojizaizi。

guanjiahuailiyouleruanruanjijidexiaotuanzi,neixingengshiruandeyitahutude,tamolemoxiaotuanzidetou,manliandeciai,“guanjiayeyedainiquchihaochide,nixiangchisha,worangchuzizuoqu。”

“xiangchishajiuyoushama?”

yishunjian,suyanyandeyanjingliangleqilai。

“dui!xiangchishajiuyousha!”guanjiazihaodetingzhileyaoban。

suyanyanwailewainaodai,“bijingzhou、tangzhengsulao、guihuatangzheng、lifengao、ruyigao、hehuantang、jixiangguo、zhenzhufeicuitangyuan、lianyegeng、meihuaxiangbing、xiangruyin、meiguisu!haiyouxuegao、malatang、kendeji、maidanglao、shutiao、kele、zhachuan、tiantianquanhenailao!”

tashuozheixiehuadoubudaichuanqide,erguanjiayelengshiyilengyilengdetingwanle。

tingwanzhihou,bieshuoguanjiale,jiushipangbiandeshaonian,yeweiweidelengzhengleyixia。

biedebushuo,zheixiedongxi,nengyikouqibaochulaineimeduode,jiubushiputongdexiaohaile。

genghekuang,qianmianzheiyouxiemingzi,tamenkeshitingdoumeitingguode。

suyanyanyanbabadekanzheguanjia。

zheixiedongxikedoushiheibaiwuchanggentashuode,tajiuxiangchangchang。

想尝尝。

管家咽了咽唾沫。

——“xiangchishajiuyoushama?”

——“dui!xiangchishajiuyousha!”

ganggangguanjiashuodehua,xiandecikegewaideganga。

suyanyanwailewainaodai,“guanjiayeye,shimeiyoume?”

shuozhetaweiqudezhalezhayanjing,“meiyouyemeiguanxide,wozhishixiangchangchang,yinweiyiqiandoumeiyouchiguozheixiedongxi,yebushifeiyaochidela。”

heibaiwuchangshuodaolebabajialiyaoshanjierenyi,buranhuibeitaoyande。

ruguotayouweibadehua,cikeyijingdalaxiaqule。

zheiweiquyoukelianhaishanjierenyidemoyangdunshirangguanjiaxinruandebuxing,tazaicitingzhileyaogan,“zenmekenengmeiyouni?yaoshameiyoua,wojiaochufangjinizuo。”