第1章三位师娘!

青峰山!

“xiaofan,cicixiashansheiyebuyongguanzhe,nengluandaokanside,bieyidaojiejue。”

“chuleshi,shiniangjinidingzhe。”

yiweifengyunyoucunde**paizhexiongfurenzhendingzhu。

guanqifurenhaoxiangsanshiduosui,shencaifengyu,quxianmiren。

shaonianmingjiaochenbufan,shigeguer,zaihenxiaodeshihoubeishifulingshangshan。

shangshanzhihoumeiduojiu,shifubiansile,chenbufanbeisanweishiniangyangda,bingdaishichuanyi。

dashiniangchenwendaqi,chuantawuyi,yishu。

ershiniangjiaoxiaohenla,chuanshoushiduyongdu,yijigezhongduyaozhizuo。

yongershiniangdehuashuo,nengyongdujiejuede,jinliangbiechaochao,dusita。

nanderangtabuju,landiao!

nvderangtatiantianlaidayima,yiniansanshiliushiwutian,tiantianbujianduan。

zhiyusanshiniangjiushiyanqianzheiweile,chuanshoupoza,haosishenmedouhui,qinqishuhua,zhanbuxiangshu……

sanweishiniangchuledashiniangxinggehaoyixiezhiwai,qiyuliangweiyouweihuobao。

chenbufanyiqianmeishaobeiliangrenjiaoxun。

youqiershiniang,dongbudongjiuxiadu,cuanxi,liubixuechangyoudeshi。

zuikongbudeshiniganxiangxiangjiantingyigeyuema?wushiwukedeneiyizhong。

“wozhidaoleshiniang。”chenbufanzhengzhongdiandiantou。

“xiaofan,niguolaiyixia。”dashiniangdandandao。

chenbufanwenyan,zouleguoqu。

“zheishinide,nishifusihouyizhiyouwobaoguan。”dashiniangzaihuaizhongnachuyikuaijingyingyupei。

“tashinishangshanzhiqianshenshangweiyidedongxi,huoxukeyibangnizhaodaojiaren。”

chenbufanjieguoyupei,wenruntongtou,haiyouyimosanbujindetixiang,shangmiankezheyigeyingtouxiaozi:chen!

zheiyeshichenbufanxingshidechuchu!

“haiyou,xiashanzhihoumeiquchu,jiuxianzhaonishijie。”

“嗯!”

chenbufanyousigeshijie,xiaoshihoutiantiandaizaiyiqi,tamenzaisinianqianxiashan,yibiezhihou,zaiyemeiyoujianguo。

“bufan,jizhunishiyiwushuangshengdedizi,ruodademingtoubukerumei。”

“懂!”

“zhiyuqitade,xianbugaosunile。”dashiniangguaneryixiao,congbaishouzhiqingroufumochenbufandetou。

“shiniang,niyouxinshi,bushuowoyenengcaidaoyier。”chenbufanshuangyanzhuozhuodekanzheta,“shibushiyouguanshifu?”

“ng!”dashiniangshensepingjing,weiweidiantou,“nishifusidehenturan,shiyizhongandufazuo,mingjiaosanghunsan,qianzangtineixujiu。”

“suiranniershinianghaochengduhou,danyemeinengjizaofaxian。”

“zheijianshijirannicaidaole,jiumanmanchaba。”

dashiniangbenbuxiangshuozheijianshi,payougeyiwai。

duifangnengzaichenbufanshifushenshangshenbuzhiguibujuedexiadu,kexiangerzhishouduanyouduoqiang。

“hao!”chenbufanyingdao。

“zheishiyinxingka,shouji,xianzaijiuxiashanba。”

“shiniang,dizizouzhiqianbujigebaobao?”chenbufantaitouheiheiyixiao。

“xiaohuatou。”dashiniangshenkailianoubandeshuangbei,jiangchenbufanlouzaihuaili。

dunshiruanyuwenxiang,xiangqipubi。

“dajie,nichidushia,duzibaxiaofanjiaoguoqujiuweilezhanbianyi?”

“buguan,woyeyaobaobaowojiaxiaofan。”

“zheizhongshizenmenengshaodelewo!”

sanweishiniangduichenbufanjihao,shifenchongai,gaijiaoxundeshihouyidianyebuhuishouruan。

yifanyongbaohou,chenbufanxinmanyizudexiashanle。

“dajie,xiaofanzheimeyizouzhenyouxieshebude。”ershiniangyigaizhiqiandexixiao,shensechenzhong。

sanrenzhanzaishanding,wangzhezhujianxiaoshidexiaoshoubeiying。

“shia,bijinggenlewomenshijinian。”

“buguozheihunxiaozidaonadoushigecitou,gujihuiranghenduorentouteng,buyongdanxin。”

“neishidangranlou,yebukankansheijiaochulaidetudi。”ershiniangtingzhijiaoquaojiaodao。

“shanwaiqingshanlouwailou,yishanhaibiyishangao,xiaofantianfubucuo,youtebienuli,danbumianyoujingcaiyanyanzhibeiyatayitou。”dashiniangbujinbumandao。

sanshinianggegeyixiao,“wobaanyelingpaijitale,wanghousheiganqifuta。”

ershiniangliumeiyitiao,“nidangzhenshedebaanyelingsongchuqu?”

“feihua!woshitashiniang,bujitajisheia,anyelingzaowanyaojiaodaotashoushang。”

“neixiaozizoule,sanqueyi,meirenpeiwomendamajiangle,gancuidoudizhuba,sheishuletuoyijian。”ershiniangxiazhangdemouzizhalezha。

玩的真开!

“nizijiwanba,woquxizaole。”dashiniangbaileyiyan,zhuanshenlikai。

“neixiaozizoulepashenme,fanzhengyoumeirenkandao。”

……

chenbufanxiashanzhihou,zuocheqianwangsucheng。

yinweidashijiejiuzaisucheng,tajiaodantaihaoyue,haoxiangshihaoyuejituandedongshizhang。

jinnianershisansui,zaisuchengwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao。

ershijieshiweiyisheng,mingjiaowanyanran,beirenchengweiguoyishengshou,zaiyixuejiexiangdangdangdecunzai。

sanshijiedangleyiren,mingjiaoguqingcheng,zailiangnianqianhuobianquanguo,rensongwaihaobinglengnvshen。

sishijiemingjiaoliuruxue,xianglaishenmi,chuleshiniangzhiwaimeirenzhidaotaganshenme。

陈不凡也不例外。

huocheshang,chenbufanzuozaizuoweishangbiyankeshui。

zaitaduimianzuolegedalingnvren,nongzhuangyanmo,chuanzhedixiongzhuang,chaoduanqun,tangzhe**lang。

nianlingbuxiayusishi,yibanianjile,dabanrucisaoqi。

shenshangdeliezhixiangshuiwei,shifenqiangren。

furengaoao,suchengshiliyan,zongjuedezijigaorenyideng。

buxiedekanleduimiandechenbufanyiyan,fanlefanbaiyan。

xinzhongbishi:youshiyigeqionggui,yishendagua,jianbangshangbeizheyigepobubaofu,zoujianghumaiyideba?

guanjianhaihezijimianduimian。

看一眼都觉得烦人。

liechechicheng,chenbufanshoujixiangleyixia,qiaozhedeerlangtuifangxia,buxiaxinpengdaolededuimiannvren。

“nizuoshenme?”nvzinuqichongchong,cengdeyixiazhanqilai,“xiangzhanlaoniangbianyi?”

chenbufanzhoulezhoumeitou,“nishibushixiangduole。”

“xiangduo?neinitoutoumomocengwotuiganshenme?zhanbianyilehaibuganchengren,danxiaoshubei,weisuonan!”

“wei,woshuonishibushiyoubing,naodaiyoukeng。”chenbufanhuiduidao。

“nishuosheiyoubing?niquanjiadouyoubing。”nvzinumuershi,zhizhechenbufanbizidashengyaohe。

“niquedingzijimeibing?”chenbufanpieleyiyanlanyangyangdao。

“ruguowomeikancuodehua,nixiaobianfahuang,xiashenechou,niaoji,niaopin,niaotong,niaobujing。”

“ni……ni……”nvziyanmouzhengda,lianseyixiabiandetonghong。

“buzhiwoshuodeduibudui?”

“nihushuo!”nvzigaibuchengren。

“nidebingbujiandan,huisirende。”chenbufanbishangyanjingyouyoudao,“nimeiduoshaoshijianle,yidaolewanqi,zhunbeihoushiba。”

huazhongbanzhenbanjia,youbingshizhende,danbuzhiyuzhunbeihoushi。

不过唬人罢了。

“bukeneng!”nvzishengyinzhandou,xianranyouxiehaipa。

zhangzhangzuihaixiangshenme,turanbiaoqingchengxianyisitongku,shuangtuijinjia,congconglikai。

“qie!zhaoxiaoyemafan,zizhaokuchi。”chenbufankanzhetadebeiyingbuxiedao。

meiguoduojiu,nvzihuilaile。

“shibushigangcainiaoji?chadianniaolekuzi?”chenbufanxiaomimiwendao。