第1章
“guanzhongpengyoumenzaoshanghao，woshizhuchirensongyuyan，xiamianlaikanyizechengshikuaixun，zuori，nanchengyiweisijibeitiefadan......”
songyuyanshengyinwenrundebobaozhe，xiayimiao，daobobianlianshangshipinhuamian。
songyuyanyeyouxiehaoqi，qingtianbairixiabeifadejiujingshihexurenye？
bukanbuyaojin，yikan，talianseshuadeyixiaheilexiaqu。
jiusuanbeidalema，danxinwenlineirentashizaitaishuxibuguole——zheibujiushigentaxiangaiduoniandenanpengyoufuwenboma！
he......fuwenbogenzijitanlezheimeduonianlianai，yongyuandoushiyifuhaonanyouxingxiang，kongpatazijidoumeixiangdao，chuguizheishijingrannengfangdaoxinwentoutiaoshangrangquanchengrenmindoukanjian！
songyuyanxinqingjiuxiangshichileshi，zuihou，yingshiyongzijidezhuanyesuyangqiangchengdixiaozhewanchenglezhuchi。
yichuyanboting，songyuyanzhibenzhequzhaofuwenboneitiaoxinwendesucai。
yinweibeifuwenbodewaitaodangzhulelian，songyuyanyebuzhidaoshinageyenvrenjingranlvdaotatoushangle！
可恶！
hefuwenboxianglianzheisannian，songyuyanshizhongguobuquneidaokan，rujinkanlai，haizhenshiwanxingzhizhi！
“lindajie，lushiyijingpaicheguolaile，zanmenkeyichufale。”zhulijiuzaizheishituimenzoujin。
songyuyanhaizuanzheneijizhangcailiao，xianshiyileng：“ng？”
“lindajie，niwanglema，jintianjiushilushizongcailutianyijuxinghunliderizia。”
songyuyanweiyipinmei，zheicaixiangqilai。
duie，lianggeyueqiantajiushoudaolushideyaoqing，rangtazaizaojianxinwenjieshuhouquzuohunlisiyi，tagangcaiyishengqi，jingranjiujiwangle！
songyuyanyaoleyaotou，jizijixingxingshen，ganjinhuanleyifu，youzhongxinzhenglilezhuangrong，zheibianzhengzhuangchufa。
zuozailushidehaochehouzuo，songyuyanxinbuzaiyandekanzhechengshidejiejing，xinlibafuwenbohenlegebian。
jiusuanmeibazijijiaojineige**，dantaweineigezhananfuchuneimeduo，sanniandeqingchunzhuanyanjiuhuazuopaomo，tazenmenengqingyisuanle？
她不甘心！
songyuyanfanmendifanzheshouji，kandaoneigezidongtongbudeyunruanjian，taturanxiangdaoshenme，xinliyidong。
shitanzheshulezhanghaomimajinqu，qianliangcishibaihou，songyuyanyouzixihuiyileyifan，tayinyuezaifuwenbodebijibenshangkandaoguomima......
zuihouyicizongsuanchenggongle，limianzhiyouyigewenjianjia，beizhushisankehongxin。
songyuyanjichaoxiaoleyisheng，zhijiedianlejinqu，yingruyanliandequeshibukanrumudeyizhangzhangzhaopian，shenzhihaiyoushipin......
zheilimianquanbudoushifuwenbohelingyigenvrendeqinmizhao，haoqiaobuqiaode，zheinvrenjingranjiushitajijiangzhuchidezheichanghunlidexinniangzhoujiaqi！
songyuyanchadianmeiyikoulaoxuepenchulai，zheishijiejingranzheimexiao！
tayade，buguannishishei，zhisandangsanganlvlaoniang，laoniangjintianjiurangnihaokan！
lianlelianshense，cheziyeyijingwenwentingzaijiudian。
songyuyanganliandexiachewangdatingzou，zhenghaocongzhoujiaqishenbianluguo，liangrenmuguangjiaocuozhijian，tamoudihanboyizhan。
chajuedaosongyuyanlengbingdeyanshen，zhoujiaqimomingxinxu，bennengwanghoutuilebanbu。
songyuyananzhonglengxiao，dangmeishirenyiyangdabuwangqianzou。
hunlishijianyidao，siyizhunbeiruchang，songyuyanjieguohuatong，zheibianluoluodafangdishangtai。
sizhoudedengguangximie，songyuyanshenzhelifu，ruyizhitianebanzhanzaiwutaidezuizhongyao，chengweiquanchangzuizhumudecunzai。
tahuanguyiyansizhoudebinke，wenwenxiaoleyisheng。
“gewei，zaihunlizhengshikaishizhiqian，woxiangxianjidajiakanyidianyouyisidedongxi！”
shuozhe，songyuyananxiashoulidechuanshubi，ledpingmushangkaishibofangyunpanlineixieneirong。
yishijian，suoyourendoukaishiyilunfenfen。
“jintiandexinniangzhoujiaqi，zhoushijituandezhangshangmingzhu，congxiaodaodasuiranmeishenmeguorendechengji，danyeshiyoujifenzhenbenshide......birujizijideweihunfudailvmao。”
songyuyanyibenzhengjingdeshuozhe，mingxianrangzhenggehuichangnaodegenglihaile。
“pa”yishengqingcuidexiangzhi，suoyoudedengguangjiuxiangshitingdaozhilingyiyang，qishuashualiangchezhenggehuichang。
zhijianshenxingqizhangdenanrenchuxianzaihongtanjintou，tayixizhuangyanheisexizhuang，zaisuoyourendemuguangzhushizhong，yibubuxiangqianzou，zhizhitingzailesongyuyangenqian。
zheizhangjunmeidaoyaoniedelian，chuxianzaitayibuzhichadegenqian，songyuyanmengxiyikouliangqi。
tazhiqianyezaizazhihebaozhishangkandaoguolutianyi，dangshijiuzaixiang，zenmehuiyourenjunmeirusi，rujinjianlezhenren，gengshishuaiderangrenganzhan。
“乖，别闹了。”
lutianyicixingdesangyinyouranxiangqi，zongranzaidianshitaitingleneimejiudeguangboqiang，songyuyangangtingdaozheishengyindeshihou，haishibeiliaodexintouyidong。
danzhuantou，jiufaxianbuduijingdedifangle。
taguyinaozheimeyichu，douyijingzuohaole，huibeibaoantuochuqudezhunbei。
meixiangdaozheixinlangdaoshichuqiyiliaode“dafang”？jiuliangentashuohuadekouqidouxiandeyouxieguoyuqinni，shenzhishichongni！
buduijing，shizaishibuduijing！
songyuyanzhengshiyitouwushuideshihou，youtingdaolutianyiyourandejixushuo。
“wozhidaonihennanjieshouwogenbiedenvrenzaiyiqi......danzheizhongshizanmensidixiaxieshangjiuxingle，duoshaohaishiyaojizhoujialiudianqingmian！”
zheihuatingqilaixiangshizaizeguai，danshizequechongniyourouma，tebieshizuihoulutianyihaibuleyiju：“kuangqie，jintianjiusuannibuqianghun，woyehuidangzhongquxiaohunyue......”
songyuyanxiaoxinzangputongputongluantiao，zheidounagenna？
shitashenzhibuqinglema？taweishenmeganjuehaoxiangtingbudonglutianyizaishuoshenme？
“dengyixia......”
songyuyanzhengxiangdaduanta，bucengxiang，lutianyijingranzaitajingchademuguangzhongquchuyimeizuanjie，zhijiedanxiguidijiangzuanjietuidaotadewumingzhishang。
“zheimeizuanjieshiwojingxinweinizhunbeide，nengchengweilujiashaonainaidenvrenyezhiyouni！”
lutianyishenqingkuankuandezhushizheta，yanmoushensui，yiwangqingshen，zheimoyang，rensheikanlebudeshuoyijuqingshensihai？
songyuyanquehedetoupifama，wubizhenjingshenzhijingkongdekanzheta——
zheifenmingjiushiliangrendiyicijianmian，tadangzhongchaichuantaweihunqijitadailvmaomaodechoushi，zheinanrenyidianyebushengqi，fanerzhuantoujiuxiangtaqiuhun？
这脑子瓦特了吧！