001：未来的姐夫
ningjiaoyiganggangcongqingbachulai，jiubeirenlanzhulequlu。
tamiqiyishuangpiaoliangdetaohuayandaliangzhemianqiandesiji，tuzheshensekouhongdezuichunweiweigouqi。
“sanxiaojie。”sijilindongchaozheningjiaoyijuleyigong，“ningzongrangwodainiquyiyuan。”
ningjiaoyixiangshitingdaoleshenmehaoxiaodexiaohuayiban，fengcidixiaoleqilai。
tasihaobuyanshizijideqingxu，chaofenghebuxiedouxiezailelianshang。
lindongshenzhizheiweisanxiaojieshishenmepiqi，kanzhetazheiyangxiao，zhinenggangazhanzaiyuandi。
“haoa，”lindongzhenggangadeshihou，ningjiaoyituransongkoule，shengyinlijingduolejifenqingkuai：“zhenghao，woyehenjiumeiqukanjiejieleni，jiejiezuijinhaihaoma？”
lindongweinandao：“erxiaojiebutaihao。”
ningjiaoyimanbujingxindiwanzhebaolian，xiaozhewen：“e，shima，kuaisile？”
lindongdelianseshunjianbiandehennankan：“……”
“kaiwanxiaola。”ningjiaoyibailebaishou，“wozenmeshedejiejiechushierni，zouba，daiwoquyiyuanqiaoqiao。”
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bangexiaoshihou，ningjiaoyihelindongyitonglaidaoleningwanwansuozaidevipbingfang。
ningjiaoyijinrihelejiu，tashangshenchuanleyijiantongshiluxionglubeideshangyi，xiamianyitiaobaotunqun，jiaoshangcaizhehentiangao。
tadetoufaweijuan，lianshangdanongzhuang，youdaileyishenxiangshuiweier。
ningjiaoyituikaibingfangdemenzoujinqu，muguangyiyicongzaichangderenshenshanglveguo。
kandaofuqinningchengmouhejimuliyuedeshihou，ningjiaoyibingmeiyoudazhaohu。
tademuguangzuihouluozailezhanzaibingchuangbiandenanrenshenshang。
neinanrenzhenghaoyezaikanta，yizhangyingqibirendelianshang，quemeiyoushenmebiaoqing。
zheigenanren，shiningwanwandenanpengyou，fudingsi。
doushuofudingsiquanqingyifang，renrendouyaoweitasanfen。
raner，ningjiaoyicikequedadandizoudaoletamianqian。
zaichangderenkandaoningjiaoyizheiyangdalalachaozhefudingsizouqu，liansejunbutaihaokan。
ningjiaoyiquequanranbujieyi，tatingzailefudingsimianqian，taiqishou，qinnidititazhenglileyixialingkou。
“ningjiaoyi！nizaizuoshenme！”ningchengmoukandaotarucidadandejucuo，qideliangyanfahei：“nidangzhenbuyaolianleshibushi？dingsishiwanwandenanpengyou，shiniweilaidejiefu！”
“e，weilaidejiefua。”ningjiaoyizaicigouchunxiaoleqilai，taxiaodefengqingwanzhong，zhuanerkanxianglebingchuangshangbingyanyandeningwanwan，“jiushibuzhidaowodejiejiehaiyoumeiyoumingchengdaowohanjiefudeneitiana。”
“ningjiaoyi！nibietaiguofen！”
ningchengmouyitingningjiaoyizheimeshuo，gengjiashengqile，neijiashi，sihuxiayimiaojiuyaodongshoudatale。
ningjiaoyichaozheningchengmoukanleguoqu，lianshangrengranguazhexiao。
“chengmounibieshengqi，jiaojiaotashihelejiu，woxiangxintabushizheigeyisi……”
zheishi，liyueyechulaidayuanchangle，yifubuhetajijiaodedafangyangzi。
ningjiaoyikanzheliyuexuweideyangzi，hehexiaoleqilai。
“jiaojiao，ayihenibabazhaoniguolai，shiyoushiqingxianggennishuo……”liyuekanzheningjiaoyi，“nihewanwanpeixingdejieguochulaile，nidegusuikeyijiuta……”
“e，ranhouni。”ningjiaoyihaishiyifuwusuoweideyangzi。
tahuayingangluo，biantingdaoleyizhichenmozhedefudingsikaikoushuo：“nijiwanwanpeixing，baochouwobuhuishaonide。”
哟，开口说话了啊。