第1章
“chouxiaozi，xiashanhou，biejilaozidiuren，duolechilongzhiwei，niyebuyonghuilaile。”
“aiya，dadashashaneishimangfuxingwei，zhiyaonibaershifudeyishuxueyizhiyong，zugounizaiguoneiyangmingliwan。”
“xiachedan，sanshifudefengshuisuanmingzhishu，caishizhifuzhidao，fenfenzhongpiangeshangbaiwan。”
“sheiganreni，jiuyongsishifudedushujiaotazuoren，sanshiliuzhongguduyongdehao，shenjianledoupa。”
“fangpi，nimenjigelaodongxi，meixinmeifei，yidiandoubuxintenghaizi。”wushifuhenhenfanlegebaiyan，xiaodemanlianzhezhou，maizhexiaosuibu，yibajiangqindonglouzaihuaili。
“xiaodongdong，yijingzhangdale，kankanzheijunmoyang，zheishenzigu，nagexiaoguniangjiajini，kexiangfule。”wushifuciaideduanxiangzheqindong，haiyiyibushedemolemoliandan。
“xiashanhou，xianzhaogepiaoliangxiaoxifu，kanduiyanle，likenaxia。”
“yaoshibuyuanyi，jiuyongwushifudemihunsan，renyidao，chuangyitang，bawangyingshanggong，baonimeizizi。”
qindongyitoulenghan，luohuangertao。
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bangeyuehou，qindonglaidaoleyanyujiangnan。
molemodoulishengxiadewumaoqian，tahentouteng。
kanzheyanqiandegaoloudasha，cheliubuxi，qindonganzizhuomo，gaizenmehuoxiaqu？
yanzherenxingdao，qindongyiluxianguang，yibiankaiyanjie，kandeshiyanhualiaoluan。
bushinengkandaohuazhizhaozhan，zhangtui，fengyaodexiaojiejie。
那叫一个养眼。
“chenglizhenhao，quxifuyebuzhidaoyaobuyaocaili？”
mozhexiaba，qindongsikaozhezheigerenshengdashi。
“kuai，tangshijituanmenqianyourenao。”
“youyourensonghuaqiuhunle。”
“tangjiadaxiaojiebukuishizuimeinvzongcai，zheiyangdegaofumei，yebuzhidaohuibianyinagewangbadan。”
tingdaoyilunsheng，haiyoubushaorenyongxiangqianmiandasha，qindongyehaoqidegenleshangqu。
‘tangshijituan’sigejinhuangdazi，xuanguazaisanshiduocengdegaoloushang。
qianbiantingchequyu，yijingjujileshangbairen。
qindongpingjiezhezijiyimibadagezi，jiusuanzhanzairenqunhou，yenengkanqing，zhijianchangzhongyangzhanzhegewudasancudedapangzi，kanlaizheirenaodezhujiaojiushitale。
yilianggaojiqiesaoqishizudehongsepaocheqianyigezhanzhedoukanbujianzijijiaodehaibaozheyidapengxianhua，chuandehualihushaodefeipangqingnian，haiyiweizijishishishangjiedeqiaochuni，shubu
知实在是俗不可耐。
“qugongzi，niyijingdaraodaowomendezhengchangbangongle。”
“zaibulikai，womenjiuyaobaojingle！”
feipangqingnianduimian，shiyigechuanxizhuang，dalingdai，yanshenbushandekuiwuqingnian，shenhouhaigenzhejimingbaoan。
“yo～～，yigebaoanduizhang，haodaweifeng！”
“benshaoyeweiaichikuang，zhuiqiuzhenai，nandaofanfale？”
feipangqingnianyilianxiaozhang，yuqiqingmie，genbenbubaduifangdejinggaodanghuishi。
“qugongzi，tangzongshuole，niyaozaihunao，tahuiqinzidadianhuabaojing。”
shuohuadeshiyigechuanzhezhiyezhuang，shencaihen**deshishangliren，xiaoyinyindekanzhequgongzi。
“tangzongkebushiyibanren，nizheitaosichanlanda，zhihuirangtangzongfangan。”
qugongzibubabaoanmenfangzaiyanli，quezhidaoshishanglirenshitangyuedezhuli，zheinvrenyebunengdezui。
“xingzhuli，woyebuxiangsichanlanda，danxiaoyuebujianwoa。”
“taxianzaidouburangwojingongsi。”
“你说我咋办？”
qugongzishuodehenweiqu，pangzideneixinyehenshoushang。
yiqianhainengliujinqusongsonghua，xianzaidaohao，tangyuegancuijinggaobaoan，sheiganbaquwenfeifangjingongsi，likekaichu。
“baoqiana，qugongzi，woyeaimonengzhu。”
xingzhulisongsongjian，xiaodehenwanwei，“qugongzi，jiayou！”
shuowan，xingzhulimaizhedazhangtui，niuzhexiliuyao，yaoraoduozidehuibangongloule。
qugongziyiliantuisang，lianrendoujianbuzhe，haizhuigepi。
yankanrenaojieshu，weiguandezhongrenzhunbeilikai，qugongzituranyanjingyiliang，dahanleyisheng。
“gewei，bengongzigaojiaqingrenbangmang。”
“sheinengbazheishuhuasongjinqu，songdaotangyuemianqian，bengongzijiangshangwubaikuai。
“不，一千块。”
tingdaoyiqiankuai，bushaorenyanqianyiliang，zhishikanlekanneijigeyanshenxionghendebaoan，fenfendaxiaoleniantou。
yiqiankuaishihaozhuan，wentishimeirenjindequ。
erqindong，yelikelailejingshen，zheishibijukuana。
duiyuyigedoulicongweichaoguoershikuaidedaxiaohuo，youhuolitaidale。
何况，他穷啊。
jintiangaobudaoqian，bieshuowanfanle，wufandoumeizheluo。
pinle，weilezheibijukuan，qindongtingshenerchu，yiwufangudejidaolequgongzimianqian。
“xianfudingjin500，shibanhaole，zaifuyukuan。”
qindongxiaomimideshenchushou，turanjian，juedequgongzipangdeyoudiankeai。
“woqu，haizhenyouyaoqianbuyaomingde，tangshijituanbaoankebushichisude。”
“juqinghaiyoufanzhuan，jixukanrenao。”
“zheixiaogegesuirantuledian，yongqikejia。”
zhengdasuanlikaidechiguaguanzhong，yikanzhongshangzhixiachuleyongfu，shunjiandouxingfenle。
“你能行吗？”
“jinbuqu，biejibengongzidaoluan。”
qugongziyanshentiaotidedaliangleyixiaqindong，xiaomeitouzhouleqilai，xinlihenshibuxie。
yigetubaozi，tigedaoshikanzheqiangzhuang，pifuzhiyongkejinbuqubangongdalou。
“qugongzi，nizheihuashuode，rangrenbuaiting。”
“wokeshizhengerbajingdenanren，nayoubuxingde。”
“nitaoqian，wobanshi，banbuchengbuyaoqian，jiuzheimejiandan。”
qindongjilequgongziyigedadadebaiyan，nanguairenjiatangxiaojiekanbushangta，pangdemeiyoujishuhanliang。
光长膘，不张脑子。
竟敢质疑他。
tahaodaishiqishanxiaobawang，gadacunjinchengwu，sheiganshuotabuxing？
“微信，转账！”
qugongzilandefeihua，taochuzijidepiguozuixinkuanzhinengshouji，jiuyaosaoma。
qindongmolemokudoulidelaorenji，buhaoyisitaochulai，haoxiangyemeiweixingongneng。
“gemen，zhiyaoxianjin，cunlilaide，buhuiwanweixin。”
qugongziwuyule，guoranshigetubaozi。
haozaimaluduimianjiuyouyijiayinxing，rangqindongdengzhe，taququleyiqiankuaixianjin，fuledingjin。
qindongnale500kuai，dunshixinhuanufang。
yihuitou，likeduishanglejishuangehenhendeyanjing，zhangduizhangdoukuaiqizhale。
zheishibubatamendangpancaia，mingmuzhangdanjiaoyi，haizhunbeiyingchuangtangshijituan。
erqie，zaizhangduizhangdezhaohuanxia，daloumenkou，yeturanduoleshijimingbaoan，yigegeyanshenbushandedingzheqindong。
“heihei，gejigebiewuhui。”
“wobushihuairen，zhuandianqianburongyi，dajiadoushihunkoufanchi，qianwanyaolengjing。”
huayinweiluo，qindongbaozhemeiguihua，yishengdahou，chongxianglezhangduizhangdengren。
jieguo，chuhusuoyourenyiliao。
jiuzaizhangduizhangdengrenyanzhenyidai，zhunbeijiangqindongnaxia，rangtamingbai，baoanburongtiaoxinzhiji。
qindongchongdaoyiban，quelailegejichache，zhuanshenjiupao，zhayanjianmeiyingle。
所有人懵了！
youqishiqugongzi，panghuhudelianjiangyingleshijimiao，cainumadao：“wangbadan！”
yiqunchiguaqunzhonghuiguoshenlai，muguangguguaidingzhequgongzi，lianshangshensefenmingdoushixingzailehuo。
“haha，xiaosiyele，qugongzikuaiqisileba。”
“xiaogegeniux，fenfenzhongpianzou500kuai。”
“gaisidetubaozi，bieranglaozipengjianni！”
qugongzikuaiqituxuele，weileweichixingxianghaibunengpokoudama，xinlineijiaogebiequ。
zheidimeifadaile，zuanjinpaoche，zhijielikai，dayouwudizirongdejiashi。
tadounengxiangxiangdao，zheiyimuhenkuaijiuhuichuandaotangyueerzhong，taitamadediulianlaile。
tangtangfuerdai，rangyigetubaozishuale，haibeipianle500kuai，qianbuduo，danwuruxingtaiqiang。