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chushouderenzhengshilichengfeng。

tingdaolichengfengshengyin,nvlaobanbizhedeyanjingxiaoxinzhengkai。

jiezhetajiukandaoyishuximiankong。

buguozheishuximiankongyijingyigeyuemeiyouchuxianle。

nvlaobanhaijidetakaiyezheiyinianshijian,lichengfengmeitiandoulaichidoufuhua。

meicilaileyebushuohua,jiushizhizhedoufuhuadianyifen,zoudeshihou,huijiangqianjitaliuzaizhuoshang。

jiushizheiyangchenmobuyumeitiandoulaidexingwei,rangnvlaobanjizhulelichengfeng。

zhishizuijinyigeyue,lichengfengmeilaiguo,tayouxieyihan,yinweimemeinongqingchulichengfengdaodihuibuhuishuohua,shibushiyaba。

dantazheicizhidaolichengfenghuishuohuale,quehaibeilichengfengjiuxia。

xiaohunhunbeilichengfengzhuazhushouwaner,dangchangmachusheng:“xiaochusheng,ganguanyeyedeshiqing”

“啪!”

lichengfengerhuameishuojiushiyibazhang。

xiaohunhunbeidadedangchangshuaidao,lianzhongdelihai,zuilihaituchuyikeya。

“cao**!”lingyimingxiaohunhunjianzhuang,zhijiecongkoudailiquchuzhediedao,zhaxianglichengfeng。

“xiaoxin!”nvlaobanyijiandaozi,jinghutixing。

lichengfengzuijiaoweiqiao,taituijiushiyijiao,zhijiejiangchidaoxiaohunhuntichuquwumiyuan,daodiwuzheduzitongkucanhao。

周围人张大嘴巴。

lichengfengdebiaoxiantaijingrenle,yibazhangyijiao,shunjianzhifuliangmingwudasancudexiaohunhun。

zhenbuzhidaoneikanqilaishouruodegebo,daodizangleduoshaoliliang。

mianduibukedidelichengfeng,liangmingxiaohunhunpale。

buganma,haikaishijianglile,neimingbeishanbazhangdexiaohunhunwunongdao:“ni,nimendedongxibuxinxian,chichuquchonghaidaren,nijiwodengzhe,jiwodengzhe,woyaojinimenpuguang。”

nvlaobanjile,zheiyaoshibeipuguang,tahaizenmezuoshengyi。

lichengfengerhuabushuo,zhuazheneimingxiaohunhunyiling,jiangtalinqilai。

zheidongzuokejiduifanghehuaile,gangyiweiyouyaoaida,queganjueyourentaotakoudai。

“huaile!”xiaohunhunxinjing,danyijingwanle。

zhikandaolichengfengcongxiaohunhunkoudailitaochuyitoumingsuliaodai。

daizizhongnengkandaohaiyoujishizhiquchongpadong,kanqilaishifenexin。

真相大白。

“zidaiquchongeqian,gaifa。”

lichengfengyibianshuozhe,dakaisuliaodai,jiangzhengbaoquchonganjinlexiaohunhunkouzhong。

bingqiangzhiduzhetazui,rangtayanxiaqu。

“呕”

xiaohunhunguidi,fengkuangkousangzi。

tadounengxiangxiangdedaoquchongzaitaweilirudong。

“haochime?haixiangchime?”lichengfengfanwen。

xiaohunhunlianmangyaotou,yanzhongmanshihaipa。

“neihaibugun。”lichengfengdanmodao。

liangmingxiaohunhunyebuguanle,zhuanshenjiutao,

dengpaoyuanle,yimingxiaohunhuncaihuitoujiaoxiao:“xiaozinijiwodengzhe,ganhuailaozihaoshier,niwanle,haiyouneichou**,laoziyihouyaonengrangnizaizheilibaitaner,wogennixing!”

qitagukezaishiqingjieshuhouyedouzoule。

zhuyaohaishixiaohunhundailaidequchongyingxiangshiyu。

“xiexieni。”nvlaobanmianduilichengfeng,qingshengdaoxie。

“bukeqi。”lichengfengxiaodao。

shuowanhua,nvlaobanbuzhidaogaizenmebanle,kanlichengfengshuaiqimianpang,youxielianhong,suiranlianyijingzhongle。

tajimangkaikou:“wobuzhidaozenmebaodani,qingnihedoufuhuakeyime.”

“dangrankeyi,liangwan。”lichengfengshuozhezuodaoyipangdengzishangdengzhe。

nvlaobanganjindiaohaodoufuhuaduanguoqu,tongshizijiyezuolexialai。

“wojiaozhanglin。”nvlaobanziwojieshao。

“李乘风。”

“jintiantaixiexienile,yaobushini,haibuzhidaotamenhuizuochulaishenmeshiqing。”zhanglinyouxiehoupadao。

“meiguanxi,tamenzailainikeyigenbenzunshuo。”lichengfengxiaodao,helekoudoufuhua。

zheiweidao,haishineimehao。

erguotouchanglechang,meiyoujixuchi,tayumen,zunzhuzenmehuixihuanchizheizhongqiguaidedongxi。

mianduilichengfengdehaoyi,zhanglinqueyaotou:“bule,zheixiexiaohunhunkendinghuijiuchanbuqing,meiwanmeile,woyihouhuihuangeweizhibaitan,kuangqie,nizonglaichidoufuhua,woyebuxiangzaijinitianmafan。”

lichengfengxianglexiang,meihuida,fanerxiaodao:“nihaijidebenzun?”

zhanglinyanranyixiao:“dangranjide,nizheimeteshu.”

“benzunzenmeteshule?”lichengfengraoyouxingquwen。

“nikanni,meicichidongxidoubushuohua,laileyezhiyongshouzhidiandiandoufuhua,meicichiwan”

zhanglinjiangzijiyinxiangzhongyouxieqiguaidelichengfengshuochulai。

zaisuoyougukezhong,zhiyoulichengfengjizhanglindeyinxiangzuishen。

zhishixianzailichengfengyikaikoujiushibenzunbenzun,nongdegenzijishigelaotouziside。

lichengfengjiandaozhanglinjilisushuo,youxindoudouzhanglin:“nizheimeguanzhubenzun,shibushianlianbenzun?”

zhanglinlianyouhongle,hongdaobozi,queyouxiexiujidao:“ni,nizenmenengzheimeshuo”

shuowanzhanglindixiatou,bugankanlichengfengle。

zheixialichengfengcaizhidaozhanglinshineizhongfeichangchuantonghaixiudenvhaier。

zaizheigeshehuishang,zhanglinyesuandeshangshizhenxiwuzhongle。

hude,zhanglinganjuelianbeirenmolexia,haiyouyiguliangyichuxianzailianshang。

neizhongganjuehenshufu,rangtayouxiechenzui。

danxuanjifanyingguolai,ganjindadiaolichengfengdeshou,jiazhuanghenxiongdeyangzi:“ni,nizaizheiyang,wokeshengqile。”

“benzunzhishijinizhiliaoxialian,nizheimepiaoliang,yaoshilianshoushangle,duobuhao。”

zhanglinfanyingguolai,momolian,jingranzhendebutengle,yebuzhongle。

erhoutayouxiangdaolichengfengkuatapiaoliang,henmeizixinditoudao:“wocaibupiaoliang。”

lichengfengmeishuohua,jixuchidoufuhua。

tinglehenjiu,zhanglinkandaomeichuanxiedeerguotou,caihaoqiwen:“lichengfeng,zheigexiaopengyoushishei?”

“本尊弟弟。”

“nididizenmenidaizhe,hai**xie。”

“jialichudianshier,zhinengbenzundaizhele,meichuanxie,haibushijialiqiong,maibuqi”

erguotoutingdaozunzhuzheimeshuo,dangchangjiuyouzhuangsidechongdong。

zunzhumingminggangdedaobaiyi,zenmejiuqiongle。

kezhanglinyiting,muxingfanlan,tongqingdao:“nizheiyigeyuemeilaichidoufuhua,jiushihuijialeme,nididigenzheni,neiniyihouzenmeban。”

lichengfengmianlunanse:“ai,benzunhaizaishangxue,dididehuabuxingjiugenwozhuqinshi,suiranmafandian,danqimayougedifangzhu。”

“neizenmexing,tahaizheimexiao!”zhanglinzheji,kanyangzibilichengfenghaizheji。

“muqianyemeibanfa,zhinengzheigeyangzi,yaoshiyouqianle,yenengzugefangzi。”lichengfenghenwunaikaikou。

erguotouzhenkanbuxiaqule,zunzhuzheidoushenmeaihao,chuaizhebaiyikuqiong。

zhanglinkanlichengfengzheiyangweinan,youxiangdaolichengfenggangcaijiuleta,haizhihaoletadelian,zuoweihuibaotayouyuhou,kaikoudao:“yaobu,yaobunidaizhedidizhuwojiaba,woshizudedulixiaoyuan,nidaizhedidiyefangbian。”