第1章

guzhuangchumeinan,yiruxianzai。

chuangtashangtangzhedenanzishiyuwanwancongweijianguodejunmei,jianmeixingmubiruoxuandan,zheixiexiaoshuozhongyonglandeci,cikeyongzaitashenshangqiaruqifen。

bohoudeyidexiongji,kuaikuaifenmingdefuji,haiyoujianjianyinyubokuxiaderenyuxian,dourangtaqingbuzijindeyanleyankoushui。

nanzideyanshenrubingdao,sousousoudewangtashenshangchuo。

yuwanwankanzhetafanhongdelian,beiwuhuadabangquejingzhunbikaiguanjianbuweideshenzi,yanshenmeiganzaiwangxia。

tashuadeyixialashanghongzhang,huitouwendao:“zheijiushinimenshuodedali?!”

要脱就脱干净啊!

干嘛留一条裤子?

renyurenzhijiandexinrenni!

hehuanzongdazhanglaoqiuxiangxiang,tantoukanleyanhongzhang:“shishuzukeshiyinweimeibaganjingbuman?neininkewuhuiwomenle,liwuma,yaozijichaicaiyoulequ!”

hehuanzongqiyusangezhanglaozaiyipangdiantou:“jiushijiushi。”

虞晚晚:……

haoxiangshuodaolezhongdian,sihuyoumeiyoushuodaozhongdian!

tashenshenxilekouqi,jiangnaozhongxiusekecandeneiyimuganzou,“wodeyisishi,weishenmeyaobang……”

“不绑不行啊!”

qiuxiangxiangtanqidao:“cirenxiuweiyuangaowodeng,jibiantadujieyuanqidashang,womenyeshifeilejiuniuerhuzhilicainaxiade!bubangzhe,wanyitapaolezenmeban?”

sanzhanglaodiantou:“jiushijiushi!”

虞晚晚:……

tashituyongzhengchangrendesiweitongtamenjiangli:“wodeyisishi,zheiyangbang……”

“shishuzukeshidanxinbangzhebufangbianxiangyong?”

qiuxiangxiangxiaozhedao:“shishuzudakefangxin,ninzhixuyaochoudiaotaxiongkoudeneigejie,jiukeyiquanbudakaile,womenshidongshengyide,zheiyangpoyoulequni!”

“就是就是!”

“jiushishenmejiushi?!”

yuwanwanrenwukeren:“wodeyisishi,weishenmeyaobanggenanrenjiwodangliwu?!zheiyangshibuduide!”

tingdezheihua,qiuxiangxianghelingsangezhanglao,doushiyilianmangran。

erzhanglaoqiaoyunpingkaikoudao:“tianjiaodabizaiji,shishuzuninshuoyaodabaitianjiaobangbangshoujiangling,badetouchouzhongzhenhehuanzong,jinergeyoushinindeshengchen,haiyoushenmebibanggexiuweigaodenanzidangdaligengheshideme?”

sanzhanglaofeiyanghonghesizhanglaowencaiyiqiqidiantou:“jiushijiushi。”

qiuxiangxiangzaiyipangtonghu:“shishuzu,ninjiangwomenlizongdexiuxinggongfadoujiwangleme?womenshihehuanzonga!”

虞晚晚:……

zheimeyikan,haoxiangcuodeshita?

yuwanwanfulee:“woziranmeiwang,kejiusuanshishuangxiuzhifa,yedeniqingwoyuancaishi。”

“此一时彼一时。”

qiuxiangxiangtanlekouqi:“yanxiazanmenhehuanzong,dizidoupaoguangle,jiushengxiawomenjige,zhiyaonengzhongzhenzongmen,moshuobangyige,jiushibangshigewomendouyuanyi!”

她还想绑十个?!

qiaoyunpingkukoupoxinquandao:“shishuzu,zheinanziyangmaoxiuweidoushijuejia,yonglaidangnindediyigeshuangxiubanlvzuiheshibuguo,ninkeqianwanbuyaogufulewomendeyipiankuxin!”

“知道了知道了。”

yuwanwantoutengwubi,bailebaishoudao:“nimenxiaquba,wohuihaohaoxiangyongde!”

qiuxiangxiangdengrendunshimanlianxise,jiangbuzhiheshizhunbeidedahongxizhudianshang,zheicaigaogaoxingxingdelikai。

yuwanwanshenshenxilekouqi,zhongxinlakaihongzhang。

nanziyijiushixianqiandemoyang,ejianyilvmofachuiluo,junmeidelianshangfanzhechaohong,yanshenqueshilengruobingdao。

yuwanwanchaotaxiongkoudeshengjieshenleshou,qianjiudedao:“duibuzhu,hehuanzongrujinmeiluodaoliangediziyewu,tamentaizheji,zheicaichulehunzhao,nidarenbujixiaorenguo,jiudangzheishiermeifashengguokehao?”

nanzilikeqishenxiata,jiangshengzijiediao,rengzaileyipang。

congtarengshengzidedongzuolaikan,xianranshiqidebuqing。

yuwanwanhenshigoutuidejiangyipangdeyifushuangshoudileshangqu。

nanzilenglengdekanletayiyan,shenshoujieguoyiwu。

kanzhetayijianjianchuanshang,yuwanwanxintouyouxiekexi,zheimehaodeshencaitacaizhikanleyixiaohuier!

nanzichuanhaoyifu,chaotashenchushou:“jieyao!”

yuwanwanyaotou:“meiyou。”

nanzixianranbuxin:“meiyou?”

“真没有。”

yuwanwanyilianwugudekanzheta:“womenshihehuanzonga!”

zheizhongqingkuanghaixuyaojieyaome?

shuangxiujiushizuihaodejieyao!

nanzixianranyexiangdaolezheidian,liansedunshiyouchenlejifen。

yuwanwankanzhetadeshense,xiaoxinyiyidedao:“neige……nizhongdeyinggaishichunfengsanri,zheiyaowufayonglinglibichu……”

qiaozhetayuelaiyuelengdeyanshen,talianmangdao:“dannibuyongdanxin,zheiyaobushangshenzi,zhishizhuxingeryi,zhixuyaorenguosanrijike!”

忍过三日……

nanzietouqingjinzhitiao,yibingzhangjianchuxianzaileshouzhong。

yuwanwanheleyitiao,yigeshanshenduodaolezhuohou,zhengyaoqiurao,quejiantapudeyishengtuchuyikouxianxue。

yuwanwanlingjiyidong,kaikoudao:“suoweiyuanjiayijiebuyijie,zuoyounixianzaishouleshang,burujiuzaizheierliaoshang,haoxielezaizoubuchi!wofashi,woduinijueduimeiyourenhefeifenzhixiang!jiusuannirenbuzhu,woye……”

“闭嘴!”

nanzilengheyisheng,shouzhongzhangjianzhizhizheta。

yuwanwanxingxingdebilezui,nanzilengyankanzheta,xiongkouqifubuding,guolebanshangtashoujian,lengshengdao:“nizuihaomeiyoufeifenzhixiang!”

yuwanwanpailepaixiongkou,xinshidandan:“fangxinba!wojueduiliniyuanyuande!”

huayingangluo,waijianhuranxiangqileqiuxiangxianghansheng:“shishuzu,ninshitouyihui,shibushibuzhidaozenmenonga?”

yuwanwanshouyidou,huitoumeihaoqidedao:“wozhidao!”

qiuxiangxiangdengrenxianranbuxin,dazhanglaoqiaoyunpinghandao:“neiweihebantianmeisheng?”

虞晚晚:……

他们想要什么声?

yuwanwankanlenanziyiyan,youxiegangadehenghengleliangsheng。

tazheixianranbushihenzhuanye,erzhanglaofeiyanghonglikechusheng:“kanlaishishuzushizhendebuzhidaozenmeban,yaobuzanmenjinquzhidianzhidian!”

进来指点?

指点啥?!

yuwanwanjile:“bie!wohuiwohui!wohuidehen!”

tameiganqukannanzishigeshenmeshenqing,xiuchidebileyan:“a,a,ng,ng……”

suishibizheyan,danyuwanwannengmingxianganjuedao,fangjianlideqifenbianle,wendudouhaosishenglejigedu。

taxiujiongdezhengkaiyan,guoranqiaojianlenanzifuzadeyanshen。