第一章

songtangquezhenfeiaiwanqidedi3tian,chengshiyaohuiguole。

tingshuotashihuilaijiehunde。

chengjiajitaanpaileyigemendanghuduidehaonanren,bichengshiyaodaliangsui,211daxuechuanmeixuebiye,congmeijiaoguonvpengyou。

heqiannvyouduoruniumaodesongtangwanquanbuyiyang。

songtangzaichengshiyaohuiguoyizhouhou,caizairenyidejingshenkebingfangwaikandaoleta。

henjiumeijian,tameishenmebianhua,yizhanglianwumeichuchen,shenqingqingleng。

xiangtamendiyicijiewenshineiyang,haishimeiderangrenyibukaimuguang。

tabuyoudizaixinliqingshengshuo:“haojiubujian,chengshiyao。”

siyouyugan,chengshiyaotaiyankanlai。

simuxiangdui,kongqihaoxiangningguleyimiaozhong。

songtangshishiranzoushangqian,dafangkaikou:“haojiubujian,jie。”

wunianqian,songmujiajilechengfu,chengshiyaoyejiuchenglesongtangde‘jiejie’。

chengshiyaolianseshunjianbingleng。

songtangquesiwusuochajueban,haizaixiao:“zenmehuileguomeiyoulianxiwo?”

chengshiyaodeliansehenkuaihuifuzhengchang,dandanhuidao:“nidelianxifangshiwozaojiushanwanle。”

tahenlengjing,duidaitaxianggemoshengren,hecengjingneigetaduotiyijubiedenvren,jiuhuifafengdechengshiyaowanquanbuyiyangle。

songtangjinlejinshouzhi,xiaorongyijiu:“womeiyouhuanhaoma,nibushiguomubuwangma?kendinghuijide。”

chengshiyaolengyankanta,bushuohuale。

songtangzhuanshentuikaibingfangmen,shurenhanxuan:“bomujintianzhuangtaizenyang?”

bingchuangshangdenvrenmianrongganbie,shenxingjishou。

tashichengshiyaodemuqin,chengfudeqianqi。

yeshibeisongmuhechengfudehunyin,bifengledenvren。

chengmuliyeweili,bizheyanyidongbudong。

songtangquebuzaiyi,hehushijiaodai:“yaoanshiyongyao,fandedingzhetachixiaqu。”

hushihaimeilaidejihuihua,songtangjiubeichengshiyaolachulebingfang。

fangmen‘peng’deguanshangle!

chengshiyaokanzhetadeyanshenlengdeheren:“wojinggaoguoni,yongyuanbiezaiwomuqinmianqianchuxian!”

songtangzangzaishencedeshouzaiweiweifazhan。

ketayijiugouzhechun:“wobulaizheili,yaozenmejiandaonini?”

chengshiyaochuguozheijinian,chengfumeiguanguochengmu,zhiyoutabushilaikankan。

chuyuzhenshideguanxin,yechuyuxiangzaijiandaochengshiyaodejiaoxing。

chengshiyaogouqiyigechaofengdexiao:“shima?nidaoshiyouxin。”

tasongkaita,nachuyigenyan,meidianran,zhishijiazaizhijian。

songtangqueyoudiantiaojianfanshe,naozihaimeifanyingguolai,jiuyijingpishouduoxia。

zheidongzuoturan,ranglianggerendoulengzhule。

dangniantamenhaizaiyiqideshihou,songtangyechangzheiyang。

“怕你抽烟抽死。”

songtanghenkuaihuishen,chechuyimoxiaohoucongcongzhuanshentaokaile。

likaiyiyuan,songtangxiangwangchangyiyang,meijujuejigepengyoudeyaoyue,chuxianzaileyesejiuba。

jibianbingrugaohuang,tayemeitingxiamaizuidejiaobu。

zhenghezhe,yidaoshenyingdangzailetashenqian。

“songdashaoye,haojiubujianle。”

songtangtaiqiyan,kanqingrenhoutiaoqimei:“jiangruoxi?”

nvrenzhangdepoweimeili,zixiyikan,haiyouwufenxiangchengshiyao。

dangshijiushiyinweizheigeyuanyin,songtangxuanzezizhutashangxue。

kejiangruoxishangledaxuezhihouranshangdubo,jicisanfanzhaotayaoqian。

songtangxinruanguojici,haishihetaduanlewanglai。

jiangruoxibiannaoxiuchengnu,sichudihuita。

yanxia,jiangruoxishenqingyehenweiqu,yanshenquedaizhelengyi:“songdashaoye,nishuoleyaoyangwoyibeizide,xianzaizhengbanhuilaile,nijiubuyaowolema?”

songtangmianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。

henkuai,taxiaole,naqishoubiandeyipingjiuqileshen。