第6章 先生你祖上是不是姓黄

hanshibutaishanzhanganweiren,zhihaobizuibushuohua。

“huiqugenshaoyedaogeqian,zheishijiusuanguoqu,zhiyaonianxindaizhemeirenkeyiqifudeleni。”zheisuanshiyizhongchengnuo。

“gentadaoqian,talengdegenkuaibingsidedaoqianyouyong?”hanshihaijidezhiqianyeshitingxishudehuashuoshenmeweikouhaoxinqingjiuhuihaohaihuifangtazou,daozuihouyouzenmeyang?

haibushibeixianqiyoubeikougongqian。

“chenshaoyejiukanzheleng,qishitaxinlimeineimehuai。”

“niyezhidaoshuotameineimehuai,benzhihaishihuaide。”

“……。”xiguiyouxiexiangxiao,“dangwomeishuo,fanzhengrizijiulenijiuzhidaotashigeshenmeyangderen。”

“xishu,wozongtingnimenjiaotachenshaochenshao,tadaodijiaoshenme?”

“zheigeniyihoujiuzhidaole,xianzaibuyongwen。”xiguixianranmeidasuangaosuta。

“哦。”

hanshidexinqingdangdaogudi,jirantaotuobudiao,neijiurenbei,buguanzheiweichenshaoshishenmeren,zhishaozhishiguantayaoqianmeiyaotademing,suiranyehenkee,kebiqichirenbutugutoudehanjiabuzhidaoyaoshanliangduoshaobei。

dagonghaiqianhuanyigeqishenzhisuo,ruguozheiweichenshaoyezhennengbaodetabushouhanjiarenpohai,neizheibimaimaiyeshihuasuande。

韩诗在心底盘算着。

huidaobieshuyijiejinbangwan,hanshiyoueyoulei。

“shaoyezaifangli。”xiguititadakaichemen,meiyouyaopeitayiqijinqudeyisi。

hanshishenxiyikouqi,yingzhetoupiwangqianzou。

fuxunzhanzaimenkou,“hanxiaojiehuilaile。”

“ng。”hanshijuedezheijuhuadengtongyuchaoxiao,fangfozijipashufanqiangdeshenyingjiuzaitamenyanqian。

“chenshaojiuzailimian。”fuxuntitadakaimen。

hanshixiaoxinyiyidiwanglikanleyiyan,“tameishengqiba?”

“hanxiaojiejinqujiuzhidaole。”fuxunmianwubiaoqingdikaikou。

hanshizhidaotaobudiao,dizhetouzoujinqu,dayanjiusaodaozhuoshangdeheyue,zhijietuoguolaijiuyaoqian。

ximuchenyouxieyiwai,haiyiweizheiyatouyaoyingqidaoshenmeshihou,zheimekuaibianyaofuruan?

“neishenme,zannengbunengshangliangyixia?”

jiuzhidaoyouyaobiyouyi,nenghouchuyaoqianmeiyouyaomingyitiaodeyeyatounanengzheimekuaijiufuruan?

“nixiangzenmeshangliang?”ximuchentiaomeikanzheren,muguangsenlengmeiyouwendu,xiangsimeiyouganqingdejiqi。

“pengcijiupengcibawoyerenle,bujiushiyiqianwanpeijinijiushi……。”

“bushipengci。”nanrenyizhengyancidijiuzhengtadehua。

“a…nishuobushijiubushiba,zhongdianbushizheige……。”

“嗯?”

hanshiyangzhelianchongtaxiao,xiaoyatouzhangdebaijingxiaoqilaideshihouhaiyoulianggejiuworuanmianmiande,kanqilaibinishuililaochulaidelangbeiyangyaokeaibushao。

keke…luanxiangshenme,jiuzheidongbudongyoushipashuyoushifanqiangdeyeyatounalikeaile,daduantui。

“zhongdianshi,nishixiangyaoqianduiba?”hanshibudongweishenmegangganghaiheyanyuesedelian(xiangduide)turanjiubiandeliqilengran,shengyinyuefadixiaole。

“我不缺钱。”

rizitaiguowuliao,zhaogerendougequ,genghekuangshigantaohundenvren,daduantui。

“jiangzhen,nizheirenjiangbujiangdaoli,nijiranbuqueqianweishenmeyouyaodingzhewobufang,qifuwoyigeruonvzisuanshenmebenshi,nizheirenshibushi……。”biantailiangzizaiduishangnanrenyinsensendeyanshenjiqiangyanhuidu。

“youqiandeshiwo,qianqiandeshini。”liangbodechunweiweigouqiluchuyimowanwei,“haishishuonigengxiangbeihanjiarendaihuiqu?”

“nizhidaowoshishei?”biqiweixie,hanshigengzaiyizheige。

“buzhidao,haiqian。”nanrenlianseyibian,lengdandidao。

hanshikongzhizhezijichoudaonanrenlianshangdeshou,zheigerenbiweixunhaijiaorentaoyan。

“nidayede。”hanshidunangyiju。

“你说什么?”

“heihei,woshuoyaoqiankeyidanbunengzaixianzhiwodeziyou,wodeshangxue、gongzuo,jianpengyou。”hanshichongtaxiaodetebiedetian,haoxiangganggangbingmeiyoumaguoren。

“ganggangneijuhuakemeizheimezhang。”

“aiyabuzhongyao,tiaozhongdiantiaozhongdian,niyaomeiyijianwobazheidianjiajinheyueli,xianzaijiunengqian。”

“jiaba。”nanrenyanpiwangxia,saoguotawozhebideshou。

naohailibuyouzizhufuxianchuzheishuangshouwojinjichecongyanqianfuchongerguodechangjing。

xinendeshouzhikanqilaineibancuiruo,quenenggouyingguowushunanren…mofeishiyoumoli?

hanshihuyidikannanrenyiyan,zheimehaoshuohua?mofeishichicuoleyao。

“还不签?”

hanshijinlejinbi,yaozhexiachunyoudao:“wojintianyinglebisai…jiangjinyouyibaibashijiwan,suoyizheigeshujudegai……。”

“nitaopaoyigongcaihuailewupenhua,jiashangzheduandeshuzhiyigongshi……。”

“xingxingxing,wocuole,yiqianwanjiuyiqianwan。”hanshiningzhemeishuashuaqianxiazijidedaming。

genwulaishibunenghaohaojiangdaolide,fouzerongyibazijijiraojinqu,youqishitazheizhongnaozibutaihaode。

“anyiyueliangwandegongqianlaisuan,chabuduosishiyinianjiunenghaiqing,buguoyebuyiding,nibiaoxianhaodehuahainengnadaoxiaofeiruguowoxinqinghaoyeyoukenengjinizhanggongqian,suoyinihenkuaijiunengdedaoziyou,bieqineijiayou。”

nanrenyilianxiaoyidikanzheta,zhendeshixiangdangdeheshan。

heshannidaye,nizenmebuqusi。

“sishiyinian……ehaoduanebanbaidoubudao,nizhenshanliang。”

“过奖过奖。”

“……。”dangwokuanini,“meishiwoxianzoule。”

hanshibeiguoshenjiushiyiju:“wulaihundanwangbadan,xianggunainaipeinisishiyinianzuomengquba。”

“你骂我?”

“meia,woshenmedoumeishuo,nitingcuole。”haizhidaowozaimani,nijiuqianma,hanshijiaodisudujiakuai,touyebuhui。

“rangwotingdaoyiju,kouyiwan。”

“……。”zheitemeshihuangshirenzhuanshiba。

hanshibazhemenkuangkantayiyan,ruoruodiwenyiju,xianshengnizushangshibushixinghuang。”

hanshimeidengximuchenyoufanying,zhuanshenliule。

zhanzaimenkoudefuxuntingdaozheihua,zuijiaoyichou,meirenzhuxiaochusheng。

“xiaopi。”hanshinitayiyan,huangshirendedashouyemeibihuangshirenhaoduoshao。

takejidefuxunshizenmerangrendingzhetade。

fuxunbiaoqingyijiang,haitouhuibeinvrenma,youdianbuxiguan。

“chenshao?”fuxuntuimenjinqu,jiukandaoximuchenweichizheshoutaizhibankongdezishi,buzhidaoshibeihanshiqitaihenhaishimeilijieneijuhuadeyisi。

“taweishenmehuijuedewozushangxinghuang?”

果然……。

fuxuntuihouyibuzaituiyibu,xiaoshengtishi,“haoxiangzaihenjiuhenjiuzhiqianyougedizhuyexinghuang……。”

“滚…。”

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