第1章
“咔啦啦！”
haizhoujianyu，damenzhujiankaiqi。
shenxingshouxuedelifanhuanbuzouchu。
“hu，zhongyuziyoule......”tapingjingdemianrongxianchuyisibolan。
liangnianqian，lifangenweihunqizhoutingtingqupaihunshazhao，banluquebeiyiqunhunhundiaoxi，weishoudebianshieshaojiangkai！
zaozaishangxueshi，zhoutingtingbianshiyoumingdedameinv，jiangyizhongnanrenmideshenhundiandao，jiangkaiyebuliwai。
tashichuhunshenjieshuxiangyaofuhuomeirenfangxin，ranerzhoutingtingquepianpianxihuanlifan，zhongrenyanzhongdeneigefeiwu！
江凯怨愤至极！
pingrili，lifanbeirenzhizhebizimadoubuganhaizui，zheizhongsonghuozenmepeideshangzhoutingting？
qishi，lifanzaihenxiaodeshihou，fumubianjiaoyutayaoyourongrenzhiliang，bukereshishengfei。
zaimianduiwuduantiaoxinshi，lifanzhishidanmochuzhi。
dan，didiaoyinrenquebeizhongrenwujieweiqienuo。
lijiayecengshifujiayifangdehaomen，shengshibuyayujiangjia！
raner，zaizhongduoduishoudedayaxia，lijiazhujianshuaibai，zhihou，gengshicanbeiguafen。
jiangjiazhengshikaoqintunlijiadechanye，caiyiyuechengweishangyejutou！
zuoweijiangjiadashaoye，xinshangrenquebeilifanzheigefeiwuqiangle，jiangkairuhenengren？
neitian，dezhilifangenzhoutingtingxingzonghou，jiangkaibianjiujileyibanghupenggouyouqianqunaoshi。
jiangkailandezaizhuangshenmerouqingshenshi，yibazhuaiguozhoutingtingjiuyaoqiangwen，shenzhihaijiangzangshoushenxiangtadequndi。
weihunqibeirendiaoxi，renwukerendelifanchedibaofa，yiquanzaduanlejiangkaidebiliang。
jiangjiashibendihaomen，shaoyebeida，jiazuqikenshanbaganxiu？
houlai，jiangjiatongguoguanxijianglifandingchengzhongzui，panchuliangnianyouqituxing！
xiangdaozhei，lifannuyiyongdong。
liangfengchuilai，taxiayishichejinboling，moranchupengbinglengdediaozhui，buyoudexinzhongyijin。
fuxingshi，jiangjiayiranbukenfangguolifan，maitongyubaxiangyaoanzhongjiangtanongsi。
weijiguantou，xingkuiyougexingliudexiazichushouxiangjiu。
shushiyihou，liuxiazibianshichangxianglifanchuixu，shuozijijingtongyiwuliangdao，haijiwaiguoyuanshouzhiguobing，shenzhiyiyirenzhilicuobaishushiweidingjiangaoshou，
lifansuiranganjiliuxiazidejiumingzhien，danduizheixiehuayezhishiyixiaolezhi。
“ruguonizhenyouzheimedabenshi，hainengbeiguanjinjianyu？”
liuxiazidaoyebunao，fanerlehehedeyaoqinglifangentalianxitunazhishu，shuoxuechengzhihounengbaibingbusheng。
jianyushenghuokuzaofawei，zhenghaozhaodianshiqingdafashijian。
ke，lifanyuexuebianyueshijingcha，liuxiazisihubingbuquanshichuiniu，tadexinfakoujuehaizhenyouqixiao，bujinnengqiangshenjianti，gengnengdangdixinjing，zhenggerendougentuotaihuanguyiban。
yilaoyishaoyoucijieweimoni。
houlai，liuxiazijianglifanshouweiguanmendizi，anzhongjiangyiwuliangdaojinshuchuanshoujita。
liangnianshijian，lifanjingranlianjiuleyishenbenling。
yinengtongshen，wudingqiankun！
shenzhiliandaoshangdouzaichuan，shuojianyuliguanleyiweidingdingniubideqiangren，youqineiyishuangtiequan，fenjinduanshidoubuzaihuaxia！
shenzhiyouhaoshizhehaijitaqilegewaihao，yiwushuangjue！
shijianshuhuerguo，jiuzailifanchuyudeqianyitian，liuxiazijiushangfufa。
zhidaoneishi，lifancaizhidaoshifucengjingzaorenansuan，xiongqianliuxiayidaoqiheijiaozhuodezhangyin，rutongbeishaohongdeluotietangguoyiban。
“shifu，ninzheishang？”lifanzhuiwen。
raner，liuxiaziquebierbuda，zhizhufulifanchuyuzhihouyaozuogedingtianlididenanzihan，zaibukeqienuoweishi，lingqinrenmengxiu。
miliuzhiji，liuxiazijiangyimeiguyiangrandediaozhuijiaojilifan，yuzhongxinzhangdao：“niwoshituyichang，weishimeishenmekesongnide，quanqiedanggenianxiangba！”
“haohaohuozhe，wanbukeweishifubaochou，qieji，qieji......”
neiye，laibujiqiangjiu，liuxiazibiankeranqushi。
lifanqingqingmosuojingyingwenrundediaozhui，anangantan，ruomeiyoushifujiaohui，zijikongpazhenyaochedichenlunle。
“shifu，ninduiwoyouzaizaozhien，cichoububao，wolifanshibuweiren！”
zongranweibeishiming，lifanyeyaobaoneiyizhangzhichou！
“滴滴！”
zheishi，yiliangbaiseaodihuanhuantingdaolifanmianqian。
chemendakai，yigegaotiaojinglimeinvyingruyanlian。
zhuangrongjingzhi，shencaiena，jushoutouzujianmanshifengyun。
“tingting！”lifanganjinzoushangqian。
meixiangdao，chuyuhoudiyigejiandaoderenjingranshiweihunqi！
zhoutingtingxiumeiweicu，niezhebizixianghounuolenuo，henshixianqi。
“站住！”
yigenongzhuangyanmodenvrenkuaibushangqian，zhizhelifandebizinuchi：“nigefanren，xiangganshenme！”
tajiaowangqian，shizhoutingtingdeguimi，dianxingdeshiliyan。
wangqianjiqikanbushanglifan，buzhiyicidequanzhoutingtinggenlifanfenshou，haishuoyaojieshaofuerdaijitarenshi，qishijiushixiangcongzhonglaohaochu。
lifanlandelita，dongqingdekanzhezhoutingting：“tingting，wozhenmeixiangdaonihuilaijiewo......”
“pu，hahahaha......”wangqianzhijiexiaopenle，“tingting，nitingjianmeiyou，zheigechoudiaosishuozanmenshilaijietade，xiaosi！”
zhoutingtingtanlekouqi，yanshenyouxiefuza：“lifan，kandaonichuyu，wozhendetinggaoxing，buguo......”
lifanganjinshuodao：“wozhidao，zheiliangniannishouweiqule，fangxin，womashangjiuchoubeihunli，yongbuleduojiu......”
“lifan！”zhoutingtingyuqizhouranbianleng，“zanmenfenshouba！”
轰！
lifanmanlianmangran：“ni......shuoshenme？
“tashuofenshou！”wangqianxieyandengzhelifan，“yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，jiunizheizhongmeiqianmeigongzuohaizuoguolaodechoudiaosi，zenmepeideshangtingting？”
尖酸刻薄！
lifanmanliancuoe：“tingting，niyeshizheimerenweide？”
zhoutingtingmianluchiyi，zhanglezhangzui，quemeishuoshenme，zhongjiuhaishidiandiantou。
lifanyizhenkuxiao，zijidangchushiweilebaohutacaishenxianlingyu，rujinfandaochengletagenzijifenshoudeliyou。
tiandixiahaiyoubizheigenghuajideshima？
zhoutingtingdelianseyuefabingleng：“lifan，bieguaiwoxinhen，nigenbenbuzhidaozheiliangnianwodoujinglileshenme！”
“wochushenbuhao，fumuyouyoubing，shangdaxuedexuefeishiwoyikuaiyikuaizanxialaide！”
“wotianzhendeyiwei，zhiyaowogounuli，jiunengchurentoudi，jiunengshiyeyoucheng！”
shuodaozhei，zhoutingtingqiaoshengshengdelianshangduoleyilvchouyuan。
“ke，wocuole！”zhoutingtingyankuangfanhong，gengyandao，“rujindeshidao，guangyoushilishimeiyongde，pindeshikaoshan，shijiazudiyun！”
“这些，你有吗？”
zizizhaxin，ruqirusu。
wangqianyizhenlengxiao：“tayaoyoukaoshanhaizhiyudunliangniandalao？”
片刻沉默。
lifandandanzhushizhezhoutingting：“suoyi，nijiulingxuangaozhile？”
zhoutingtingkuseshuodao：“niruyuhou，woquyinxingyingpindatangjingli，bishimianshidoushidiyi，jieguoquebeibierendingle，nizhidaoweishenme？”
“jiuyinweitajialinachuyiqianwanjitazuoyeji！”
zhoutingtingmanxinbugan：“buguanxiangmaohaishinengli，wodouyuanshengyuta，kewomeiqian，gengmeiyouxianhedejiashi，zainuliyouyoushenmeyong？”
“wogenjiangkaijiaowangdiyitian，tajiubawodiaorujiangshijituandanrengaoguan，gaoxingaowei，shourenzunjing，zaiyemeirenganduiwodahuxiaojiao！”
“zheixie，ninengjiwoma？”
“wopangaozhi，youshenmecuo！”
tingwan，lifanshenseanran，tahenxianggaosuzhoutingting，zheiliangnianzijituotaihuangu，zaiyebushiguoquneigerenren**defeiwu。
ke，zheigenvrenzaoyibianxin，zongranshuoleyouyouheyong？
zhoutingtingyinzheliancongbaoneinachuyizhiyuzhuo，dijilifan：“zheishidangchunijiwodedingqingxinwu，xianzai，haijini！”
lifanjixiebanshenshoujieguo，shenqingmuran。
yuzhuobingliang，tadexinbiyuzhuogengliang。
dangchu，weilejizhoutingtingmaixiazheizhitaxinyiyijiudeyuzhuo，lifanzuzuzanleyizhengniandeqian，shenzhiyitiandasanfengong。
zaikuzailei，zhiyaoxinshangrenkaixin，lifandouwuyuanwuhui！
kedaotoulai，queshiyichangkong。
“jiangkaineijiahuomeizaiqifuniba？”lifantanlekouqi，dandanwendao。
zhoutingtinghaimeikaikou，wangqianqiangxianshuodao：“feihua，tingtingkeshijiangshaodeweihunqi，jiangshaoweishenmeyaoqifuta？”
嗡！
tingwanwangqiandehua，lifantounaohongmingzuoxiang。
zijideweihunqijingranyaojiajijiangkai，dangchuneigefeilitadenanren？
“nishuoshenme！”lifandeliansezhujiantieqing，dihouzhe。
“buxin？”wangqianxingzailehuodeshuodao，taochuyizhangxinhunqingjian，“zhengdagouyan，kanqingchu！”
shunjian，lifantongkongbaosuo。
qingjiandeluokuan，zhengshijiangkaigenzhoutingtingdemingzi！
zhoutingtingqingqingyaozhezuichun：“jiangshaoduiwozhendehenhao，zhiqianshiwowuhuitale，tashitaiaiwosuoyicaihuineimechongdong。”
“lifan，nijibulewoxiangyaodeshenghuo，fenshouba，suanwoqiuni......”
lifanyanzhongshanguoyimobeiqi，zijiweibaohuzheigenvrendunleliangniandalao，ertaquegenxiongshoushuangsushuangqi？
真是天大的讽刺！
zheishi，zhoutingtingdeshoujixiangqi。
“jiangshao，ng，woyijinggentashuole。”tatiantiandexiaozhe，wubixingfu，“haoda！”
shuozhe，zhoutingtingbashoujijiaojilifan：“jiangshaoyouhuagennishuo。”
李凡麻木的接过。
“laotongxue，gongxichuyua，meixiangdaoba，nipinmingbaohudeweihunqirujinquechenglewolaopo，jingbujingxi，yibuyiwai？weibierendelaopozuoliangnianlao，nishibushishaa？”
dianhuaneitoudejiangkaibaichushenglizhedezitai，jijinchaofeng。
“womenmashangjiuyaojiehunle，laibulaicanjiahunli？”
“haiyoua，weileqingzhunichuyu，wojinizhunbeilegexiaojiemu，ganjinhuijiakankanba，hahahaha！”
lifandexinzhouranshoujin，nandaojialichushile？
他连忙掏出手机。
嘟嘟嘟......
终于接通。
dianhuazhongquechuanchumuqinqilideqiuraosheng：“qiuqiunimenbiedawolaogong，wuwuwu，biedale，zaidajiuchurenmingle......”