dimoukanzhezuozaidishang，yanjiaoguazheliangjingjingleishuideruobujinfengdexiaokelianchong，yexuanmingshenshendetanleyikouqi。
suanle，tahezheigexiaobendanzhishenmeqi。
yexuanmingganggangzaiyipangdeshentanliqingxideshihouxianglexuduo，zheigexiaobendanyiqianbuzhidaoshouguoduoshaoku，baiqishanliyongta，ziranbuhuiduitaduohao，bujiaotanannvzhibiegujishixiangmanzuneiqunshangdengshijiadeteshupihao。
tabudong，tajiudanghaoyigejiazhang，manmanjiaobei。
yexuanmingchuanzhexuansechenyi，shoulilinzhexizhuangwaitao，zairuanruanmianqiandunlexialai。
xiuzhangdeshizhizhijiandianledianruanruanbaomanguangjiedeetou，“yeshiyudaolewo，suanniminghao。”
ruoshisangeyueqianmeiyouyujianta，zheikelianchongxianzaihaizhibudingzenmeyangle。
shuozhe，yexuanmingshenshoubaruanruanyanjiaodeleicaqu。
ruanruanroulerouzijideetou，suihouwen，“damotou，nigangcaiweishenmeyaoshengqi？”
yexuanminggancuiyezuolexialai，kaozaishenhoudeshuganshang，weimimoukanzheyipangderuanruan，“zhiqianneigehongyinanrenqinni，nishihousihuhenhuiweineigewen。”
ruanruanmengdonghuixiang，xiangdaoshenmeyeshiyiliandeshengqi，“wonayou？tabanijiwomaidebangbangtangqiangzoule，woshizaihuiweineigebangbangtangdeweidao。”
“……”yexuanmingwenyan，ananqiexi，taishoumolemoruanruandexiaonaodai，“guainvhaier，shiwowuhuinile。jizhuyihoubunengrangqitarenhenanrenqinwenni。”mole，tazaitianleyiju，“niyebunengqinwenqitananren。”
“weishenme？”ruanruanyilianmeng。
“……”yexuanmingyigeng，duile，xiaokelianchongbingbuzhidaoqinlehuizenyang。
zhengdangtazhunbeidadaokuofudejiruanruanjiaoyuyifanshi，yigeqingqingderuanruanderunrundewenbianyinzailetadelianjiashang。
“qinlehuizenyang？”ruanruanwaitouyilianrenzhendekanzhedamotou。
damotouyeshinanrena，taxianzaiyeqinlea！
好像不会怎么样啊？
yexuanminghoulongdongledong，zhuanmoukanxiangjinzaizhichideruanruan，xiayimiao，tatiaoletiaomei，“dangran，qinwobuhuizenmeyang，danqinwenqitananrenjiubuxing。”
双标的大魔头。
“哦！所以呢？”
“……”yexuanmingzuozhishenti，piantoukanzheyoushoubianlitatebiejinderuanruan，guangmingzhengdadejitaguanshuzijideaiqinglinian，“nishinvhaizi，nvhaiziyidanqinwenyigenanren，jiuyiweizhezaizheigenanrenshenshangdashangleshuyuzijideluoyin，nvhaizibianbunenglikaizheigenanren。”
“zheijiaozuozhongcheng，nvhaiziduizheigenanrendezhongcheng。”
ruanruantingdehenrenzhen，tayeguaiguaizuohao，xiaoshoufangzaiyexuanmingdexigaishang，chengzhexiaolianwangzheyexuanming，“neiruanruanqinleni，jiuyaoduinizhongcheng，jiubunengzaiqinqitananren，yebunengzairangqitananrenqinwo。”
yexuanmingzuozaiqingcaodishang，qizhongyitiaodazhangtuizhizhidefangzhe，yitiaodazhangtuiwanquzhe，ruanruandexiaoshoujiuchengzaitawanqudexigaishangwangzheziji。
“zhenshigecongmingdehaobaobao。”tingdaozheihua，yexuanmingfeichangmanyi，xiangleyixia，xiangshizaihetayuedingyiyangzhenchengdedao，“dangran，beinizhudongqinwendenanrenjinhouyeyaoduinizhongcheng。”
buzhidaoweishenme，tingjiandamotouzhenqingdeshuozhezheiyangdehua，ruanruanneixinfeichangkaixin，“neijiushishuodamotouyihouyezhinengqinwenwoyigerenla？”
“嗯。”
“wozhidaole。”ruanruanzhongzhongdediantou，suihouyoudao，“damotouniyinggaizaodianduiwoshuode，wobuzhidaoneigenanrenhuiqinwo。niyebuyinggaihewo，nishengqideyangzi，wozhendehenhaipa。”
yueguangqinglengrushui，kebujitayanlimingliangbanfen。
ruanruanwangzheyexuanming，yipoyizideyitongshuangmouxiangshishengmanleyichiqiushui，cuiruoyoupiaoliangdebuxianghua。
“zheicishiwobudui，yuanliangwohaobuhao？”binglengchenwendedamotouxianglainengqunengshen。
ruanruanxiaole，tameiyouxiangdaoyixianggaoaobinglengdedamotouyouyitianhuixiangzijiqingqiuyuanliang，tayoucoujinlejifen，baozhetaquqilaidexigai，chaoyexuanminggougoushou，“damotou，niguolaiyidian。”
yexuanmingbumingbaixiaojiahuoyaoganshenme，wenroudemanzutadeyaoqiu，naxianggangcouguoqu，bianbeiruanruanzaitalianshangbajileyikou。
koushuiyinzaileyexuanmingdelianshang，zheirangyouyanzhongjiepidetashentiyijiang，keyixiangdaozheishixiaokelianchongliuxialaide，yexuanmingbianbujuedeyoushenmele。
tahurandingdingdekanxiangruanruan，houlongyouqingbuzijindedongledong，zhilezhizijidezuichun，“qishizhenzhengdeluoyinbushiqinwenzheili，ershiqinwenzheili。”
ruanruanliangjingjingdekanzheyexuanmingdezuichun，ranhouxiaoshoupengzheyexuanmingdelian，ditoushengsedewenleshangqu。
damotoudezuichunhaoruana，haotiana，xiangshizaichihuamiyiyang。
zhitoudewuyamenjianzhuang，ganjinyongheiququdechibangdangzhuleyanjing。
aiyaya！damotoujiaohuaixiaotianshila。
ruanruanzhishiqianqiandeqinleyixia，bianganjinsongkaita。
buzhidaoweishenme，qindamotoudezuichunxinzanghuitiaodehaokuai，heqinwenlianjiashiwanquanbuyiyang。
budui，buzhixinzangtiaodehaokuai，jiulianlianjiaheerduodouganjuedaohaorehaore。。
tahuanhuantaitouqukanyexuanming，zabalexiazui，“damotou，weishenmeqinwennizuichunhelianjiaganjuehuibuyiyanga？”
yexuanmingdimou，shenshendekanzheruanruan，“woyebuzhidao。”
tazaichengrenqixianruchenshui，qinwenhefanyandouweicengjingliguo。
tayeshidiyiciqinwen，yeshidiyicitihuidaozheiyanglingrenxintiaojiasudeganjue。
似乎，还不赖。
“wojuedehaimeiqingou。”
yefengweiweidechuizhe，xinghezaikongzhongzhanfang。
qingqingcaocongli，damotoubaruanruanbaozaihuaili，dimouqinwenzheta。
ruanruantongyangbaozhedamotou，shoubuzijuedeluandongzhe，tahaoxiangbunenghuxile。
qinwenzheizhongshiqing，nanrenxueqilaihaoxiangpubianbinvshengdexinyingshou。
jianruanruanbiezheqi，damotousongkaita，tiezhetadechunqingqingdedao，“xiaobendan，huanqi。”
ruanruanganghuanhaoyikouqi，bianyoubeidushangle。
zheiyicidewen，biqianliangcidouyaoshen。
ruanruanchangdaoledamotoukouzhongqingliedecaomuxiang。
huanghujian，taganjuedaodamotoudetiwenxunsushangsheng，tayihuodewen，“damotou，nizenmehuizheimetang？”
yexuanmingmeiyouhuidata，ershichenshengdao，“biedong，rangwobaobaoni。”
“哦～”
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，yexuanmingzheicaikongzhihaoziji，linggaoreqimeiyoufazuo。
tadimouchaohuailikanqu，xiaokelianchongyijingbuzhidaoshenmeshihoushuizhele……