第1章
“zaiyigexiazimianqiantuoyifu，xiangxiangjiujuedeexin！”
“buzhidaoxiaoqingxuannaozichuleshenmewenti，jingranjiajiyigechouxiazi！”
“xiwanglishaozheicinenggouchenggongbaodemeirengui，yebuwangwozheimedadefengxian。”
menglongjian，linfantingdaoyizhenqieqiesiyu。
zhengkaiyan，yigeshencaigaotiaodenvrenzhanzaichuangbian，zhengqingqingtunqudanbodeyiwu，jianghuoladejiaoquzhanluwuyi。
zheishilinfanershiwunianlai，diyicikandaonvrendeshenti。
tatianshengxiayan，zaofumuyiqi。
yunyousifangdekuxuanzhenrenjiandaota，jiangtadangchengyibochuanrenpeiyangdaoleshibasui，jiaotayishuhewuxue。
wunianqian，xiaoqingxuanbingzhong，zaishifudejianyixia，linfanruzhuixiaojia。
xiaoqingxuanbingqingjingruyuankangfu。
linfanyeyinciliuzailexiaojia，zheiyidaijiushiwunian！
yinweitashixiazi，yuxiaoqingxuanziranzhishimingyifuqi。
xiaojiarengengdangtashichetoucheweidefeiwu，wunianlaixiuru、zemabuduan，shoudaoyuezhangyuemudedabuzaishaoshu。
zaixiaoqingxuanbangzhuxia，takaileyijiamangrenanmo。
zhishitamenbuzhidaodeshi，shifuchuantadekumufengchunfa，zhiyaotupodiyicengjiunengrangtashuangyanfuming。
jintiantagangzaidianlitupo，zhengzhunbeibazheigehaoxiaoxigaosuxiaoqingxuan，queturanbeirencongbeihoudayun。
nvrendehuaranglinfanyixiazimingbaizijishibeiansuanle，shoushenjinkoudailianandakaileluyinbi。
anmodianlijingchangyourenyinweitashixiaziernaoshi，suishenxiedailuyinbiyichengweitadexiguan。
女人继续碎碎念道：
“yaobushilishaojilewoyiwankuaiqian，rangwojiabanniqiannvyougennikaifang，jiunizheixiazikongpaliannvrenshoudoumobudaoba？”
“wowangxiaoyayaogenyigexiazijinmijiechu，zhenshiexin，xiwanglishaonenggouzunshouchengnuo！”
“yaoshiganchuerfaner，woyebushihaorede！”
yibianshuozhe，tayoubotongleyigedianhua。
“lishao，renkuaixingle，nikuaidairenshanglaiba！”
“hao，daihuijideyanhaole，kebieluxianle，burannineiqiankenabudao！”
“人家知道啦！”
“ng，dengwomentuimenjinlai，nijiukaishibiaoyan，jiwotourudian！”
“放心，我懂！”
dianhuaguaduan，wangxiaoyayilianxianqidipashanglechuang。
suihoushenshoukaishijielinfandeyifu。
linfanjiangluyinbizuanzheshouzhong，renyouwangxiaoyaboguangtadeyifu。
zaizheigeguochengzhong，wangxiaoyahuobaodeshencaizaitayanqianhuanglaihuangqu，rangtaxinyuanyima。
henkuai，yizhenjicudejiaobushengcongloudaochuanlai。
wangxiaoyatingdaodongjing，jiaoquqingzhan，xinyiheng，mengdepujinlelinfandehuaili。
卧槽！
linfanzhengyuzhangkou，wangxiaoyaqueyixiazilouzheboziwenzhuleta。
唔......
砰！
menbeizhijiechuaikai，yigemiandaihanshuangdenvrenheyimingzhangxiangweisuodenanzichonglejinlai。
kandaochuangshangdeliangren，nvrenliangbushangqian，zhuazhuwangxiaoyadetoufajiangqicongchuangshangchelexialai。
“buyaoliandejianren！liangexiaziniyeyao，zhenshibuzhilianchi！”
shuozheyibazhangshuaizaiwangxiaoyalianshang。
suijiyoudengxianglinfan，nuhoudao：“woxiaoqingxuandaodinaliduibuqini？niyaozheiyangduiwo？”
taqidejiaoquzhandou，xiongkouqiqifufu，jiqireyan。
nanrenyikaozaimenbian，manmandianqiyigenyan，shensexixuedikanzhelinfan。
萧清璇？
linfantingdaozheihua，dangjifanyingguolai。
zheijiushigentachenghunwuniandelaopo！
zheishitadiyicikandaoxiaoqingxuandezhangxiang，liuyeximei，moucanruxing，jiaoyandebochunfangfochuidankepo。
yishenheiseduanqun，mofapijian，qichangqiangda。
“好美！”
linfanqingbuzijindezaixinzhongnahan，jiehunwunian，tadiyicizhidaozijilaopozheimemei！
tarenbuzhuduokanleliangyan。
youzheimepiaoliangdelaopohaihewangxiaoyazheiyangdehuosetouqing？
开什么玩笑！
“kanshenme？niyigexiazizhenyiweizijinengkanjianni？”
jianlinfanmubuzhuanjingdidingzhezijixihuandenvren，liyunfengnapazhidaotashixiazi，xinzhonghaishirenbuzhuyongqinuhuo。
“nizheigefeiwu！qingxuanduinizheimehao，nijuranhaibeizhetadabaitianluangao，zhenshiyangbushudebaiyanlang！wodouweiqingxuangandaobuzhi。”
liyunfengmaleyitong，tongxinjishoudikanxiangxiaoqingxuan：“qingxuan，zheizhongrenzhazhenbuzhideniweitafuchuzheimeduo！”
“nizhidaode，wocongdaxuejiuyizhixihuanni，zhiyaonigenzheigefeiwulihun，wolimajiuquni，yihoubanipengzaishouxinchongzhe！”
shuozhe，yibiankaojinxiaoqingxuan，shitujiangrenlajinhuaili。
xiaoqingxuanbuzhehenjidibikai，zhoumeidao：“zheishiwodejiashi，linfanjiusuanzaibudui，xianzaiyehaishiwodezhangfu，haiqinglishaoshuohuazhuyifencun。”
talianshangbenjiumanshilengyi，shuowanzheihua，gengshirangrenjuederutongbingshanbanbukekaojin。
linfanxinzhongyinuan，xiaoqingxuanhaishidiyiciweitashuohua。
jibianjitakaianmodiandoushijuedetazaijiachibaifantaidiuren！
liyunfengxinzhongzhennu，biaomianqueyijiuxiaohehedao：“qingxuan，nishizhidaowode，yaobushinibiyehougentaneimekuaijiehun，womenkendingshiyidui，womenzhijianhebifengebicini？zheichouxiazizheimeduini，wojintianbixubangnihaohaojiaoxunta！”
shuobazhijieluqixiuzichongdaochuangbian，juqiquantoujiuyaodazailinfandeyanjingshang。
“made，nihaixiangdawo？”
linfanbaonu，tingliyunfengsunlebantiantazaoyiwoleyiduzihuo。
tayibazuanzhuliyunfengdaguolaideshou，lingyizhishouchouzaileliyunfenglianshang。
啪！
耳光声清脆无比。
qiyusangerendoushishenseeran，zheixiazidongzuozenmezheimekuai？
而且他怎么敢？
ququyigefeiwujingranhaiganhaishou！
“madechouxiazi，nihaiganhaishou！”
liyunfengmozhehuolaladelian，yigunuhuozhichongnaomen，tajingranbeiyigexiazidale！
“打的就是你！”
“haoa！chouxiazihaigenwozhuangqilaile！jintianwojiurangnijianshijianshiwodelihai！”
liyunfengnubukee，taiqiquantoujiuyaozaizaxiaqu。
“住手！”
xiaoqingxuanshangqianlanzhuliyunfeng，lenglengdao：“woshuoguozheishiwodejiashi，buyongnichashou！”
liyunfengguzuotanxidao：“qingxuan，nizheishihebini？wozheishizaibangni，wodexinyinihaibumingbaima？”
“lishao，woxiexienidehaoyi。”
xiaoqingxuanzhuantoudengzhelinfan，yishuangmeimoudaizheshuiwu，shengyinzhandoudao：“linfan！nizheigehundan！jintianjieshibuqingchuwomenlihun！”