第3章
zuoweiyigezishenyouxiwanjia,xiaoegeyeshijianduoshiguang,jiashangzijizaizhibo,zhiboxiaoguokendingshiyaode。
danyeyaobaozhuzijiyouxidashideyanmian。
zaizhiboxiaoguoyuyouxijishudebawoshang,xiaoegeshifenyouxinxin。
“lailailai,gemendaixiongdimentongguan!”
yibianshuozhe,xiaoegekaishikongzhifangxiangjian。
suizhetadefangxiangjianyidong,bolilingmengyekaishidongle。
jinjiezhehuamianshangchuxianlexuduoxiaoguangqiu。
“zheijiushizuozheshuodedanmu?haoxiangshineimeyihuishihaxiaoxiongdimen,kangemenwobatadadiao!”
yibiantucaozhe,xiaoegekaishixiujishu。
xiaoege:???wa?zheishuliangyoudiankongbua!
danmuyekaishiwenhaoshuaping。
“hahahaha,meiduodiaoa!”
“egeyanjingmeixiaba?neimedayigedanmudouduobudiao?”
“yo,egejiuzhei?!”
xiaoegeweizijidalegeyuanchang,bukuishizishenyouxiwanjia,shunjianjiufaxianlezheigeyouxiderongcuolv。
bunengpengdaorenheyigedanmu。
“keyia,tingyouxiangfade。buguoduiyugezheizhongzhiyeyouxizhubo,haishitainenledian。”
xiaoegeyuzhibodanmutucaolexia,zhongxinkaishileyouxi。
manmande,taguibiledanmu,youleyixieshougan。
“eee!qifeixiongdimen!!”
xiaoegezixinmanmandeduizhezhibojiandeguanzhongmenshuodao。
“xiongdimen,mingbailemei,jiushifangxiangjiankongzhieryima,ranhoushiftkongzhisudu,dengwoshifenzhong,rangnimenjianshixiashenmeshidashen......”
“shen”zidehuayuganggangluoxia,youyuxiaoegecaozuodebolilingmengweizhitaiguokaoqian,yigejudawubidedanmushunjianchuxian,jiangtatunshidaijin。
huamiantiaozhuandaozuichudedifang。
xiaoegedahanyisheng:“shawanyi?”
“哈哈哈哈哈。”
“xiongdi,nirangnipiao!”
zheicishiwurangxiaoegemingruidechajuedao,zheikuanyouxidenandubudi,erqieduiyuzhuanxinyaoqiuhengao。
kanlexiacishizhibojianderedu,guandiaozheikuanyouxibuwanshixianranbuxingdele。
xiaoegezhihaoyingzhetoupiwanxiaqu。
danhenkuaixiaoegejiufaxianlewenti,zheikuanyouxikeyishuoshilingrongcuolv。
nanguaizongshizuozhehuitixingzhenaiziji,zhenaidiannao。
“hei,gemenwojiubuxinzheigexiele,woyaokankanniyouduogaonandu。”
yushihu,xiaoegekaishileyumanpingdanmudemanzhangdouzheng。
tabuzaisaohuamanpian,lianshangdexiaorongyeshoulianleqilai,zhiliuxiamanlianrenzhen。
“小E哥加油啊!”
“ege,jiansuduokaia!tingwodemeicuo!”
“egezouweiyoudiandongxia,zezeze!”
xiaoegemiaolemiaodanmu,guzuochenzhedeanweizheziji。
“meishi,buzheji,gemenwoxintaizeihao!”
danshiyibianyouyibiandeanwei,delaideshixiaoegeyiciyouyicidezhonghuiqidian。
zhongyu,xiaoegezhongxinjiandaoleneigejudadedanmu,manhuaixinxindetuihouduobi。
jiuzaitayiweiyaochenggongdeshihou,judadanmu,turanshunyidaolezuidingduan。
“shua”deyixia,zhakaileyiduowubixuanlandeyanhua。
“哇!我去!”
zheiyituruqilaidebiangu,rangxiaoegedexintidaolesangziyan。
“还能这么玩?”
talaibujiyuzhibodanmuhudong,zhinengjiangsuoyouzhuyilifangzaiyouxishang,duobizhesuoyoudanmudegongji。
haozaiyouduoniangeleiyouxijichu,xiaoegedefanyingshifenxunsu,guibilesuoyouyanhuadanmu。
jiuzaitashengquanzaiwo,zuijiaoshangyangdeneiyike。
yanhuadanmuyigehongsedeguangqiu,wanrunvzhukaitoushuodeneiban。
yigehongsedeyueliangzhichongtaerlai。
“**!锁定的!”
youyuxiaoegetiqianyongdiaoledazhao,zheikexinghongzhiyuewanmeisuodingta,yibodaizou。
画面再度回到起点。
他愣在了电脑面前。
zheidaoshibazhibojiandedanmuxiaofengle。
“主播666!”
“taketaidongzhibole!”
“主播加油!”
“《feijingzhihuamian》!”
“呆住。JPG。”
cishidexiaoegexinlikemeiyouyisiyihaodeweilezhiboxiaoguoerzenmeyang,jiuzhendeshitainanle。
tameiyouxiangdao,hainenglaiyishousuodinggongji!
erqietayoujisuanguo,zheijicixialai,tafaxianzheigejudadanmubushigudingshijianchuxian,yinggaishisuijide......
随机啊!!
这是把人往死里逼?
“再来!!”
xiaoegenuhouyisheng,zaidukaiqileyouxi。
zhongyuershifenzhongdenulihou!
xiaoegeyifadazhaojiangsuodingdehongyuedadiao。
tadalegexiangzhi,desedekaikoushuodao:“xiongdimen,kandaomeiyou!wuhu!qifei!”
xiaoegekanzhehuamianshangdeshaonv,yiliandeyi,meiyujianjieshiqingmie。
“he,jiuzheiyexiangnandaowoege?”
danmuyipianhuanhusheng,jiulianbangyidageyefadanmugongxi。
“小E哥666!”
“kee,rangtazhuangdaole!”
“haishiegedongzhiboa!”
“......”
kanzhedanmudegesehuayushuaguo,zihaoganzaixiaoegexinzhongyouranersheng。
就在此时。
youxihuamianzhongbianweisuipiandehongyuedanmu,zaiyicixijuanerlai。
zheiyishunjian,xiaoegeshihuadiaole。
他又回到了原点。
zhibojiandedanmuwenhaofengkuangshuaping。
瞬间爆炸。
嘲笑与问号交织着。
“傻了吧?”
“就这就这?”
“E哥不行啊!”
“xswl!”
“《shihua。jpg》。”
“nanguaijianjieshuozhenaizijia!egenibuxinga!”
xiaoegeshenhuxiyikouqi,diaozhenghaozhuangtai,zheipoyouxizhendetaizhetengrenle,yihuankouyihuan。
niyiweinihuoxialaile,mashangyoulaiyigerangnizhenwangdedongxi。
小E哥再一次出发。
zheicitaxuecongmingle,youxijinxingwufenzhongzhihou,zhunbeixiekouqi,huifuxiashuangshoudelinghuodu。
“a,xiongdimendengdeng,wozhaozhaocundangha。ei?woqu!zheiyouximeiyoucundang!!”
xiaoegehenxiangpokoudama,danshiyutaxintailianghaoderenshebufuhe,zhongjiushirenlexialai。
danjiuzheiyangyifenxin,beidanmushunjiantunshidiao。
bangyidageshishideshuashangyiboliwuanwei。
“xie......xiewobangyidage!”
xiaoegechelegejiqinankandexiaorong。
zhongyu,chiyiqianzhangyizhidexiaoegezaiduhuidaoleganggangshibaidedifang。
danshitabugandiaoyiqingxin,taxianzaizhinengquanshenguanzhuzaiyouxihuamianshang,yagenmeiyoukandanmudeshijiandoumeiyou,shengpayigebuxiaoxinyoushibaile。
ketianyoubucefengyun,pashenmelaishenme。
xiaoegezaicihuidaoleyuandi。
ertacishi,danaoyipiankongbai,wanquandaizailediannaomianqian。
tayiweiyongduodiaolejuxingdanmu,jiuguole。
tayiweiyongdazhaojiangfenliechulaidexinghongzhiyuedasui,jiuguole。
tayiweiduoguolehongyuedesuipian,jiuguole。
keshi,taduobudiaohongyuesuipian。
zheiwanyierhaishisuodingde!
xiaoegeheleyikoushui,yanjingsisidedingzhezijideshubiao,shuangquanniejin,yifuyaoyaqiechidemoyang。
“ege,nidenashuideshoudouzaidouei,nixiuxiyixiaba?”
“ege,wotingjiannimoyadeshengyinle!”
“buhuiba,buhuiba!egeqideyayangyangla?”
xiaoegezaiyicishenhuxijicihou,yiquandadaozhuozishang,fachuzheneryulongdeshengyin。
“再来!”
tacikeyijinglandequguandanmuyijilaobanmendedashangle。
tadeneixinzhiyouyigexiangfa——tongguan。
ranerzaijiexialaidejigexiaoshili,fensimenjiandaoleyigezhengchangren,congyikaishidexinpingqihedaomianluweise,zaidaoshuangmuzhengning,ranhouyanmiankuangxiao。
xiaoegezuihoucongfennu,zhuanhuaweijingshencuoluan。
kanzhezaiyicihuidaoyuandiandebolilingmeng,renbuzhudekuangxiao。
“哈哈哈哈!”
danmuyekaishiyouxieguanxindehuayushuachu。
“E哥你没事吧?”
“ege,nishibushiqishalea!”
“wokeyibangnilianxiyiyuan!”
bulundanmuzenmeshuaping,xiaoegemeiyourenhehuifu,tayongshoudangzhuleyanjing,danshizhibojianneihaishinengtingdaotadekuangxiaosheng,zuzuchixulejifenzhong。
turantajiangshouzaiyicifangzailefangxiangjianshang,jiudangzhongrenyiweitayaozhongzhengqigujixukaishideshihou。
tamengranjiangyipangshubiaozaxianglejianpan。
“wo,wanntmdequanjia!”
“下播!”
pengdeyisheng,suizhexiaoegedenuhou,waijiashubiaozadaojianpan,zaidandaoxianshiqishangdejuxiang,shexiangtouyedaolexialai,suihouzhibojianbianweiyipianqihei。
danmuhaizaifengkuanggundong,danzhibojianneiyipianqihei。
kanzhibodedouzhidao,zheibushizhudongguanbizhibojiandehuamian,ershizhijieduandianyuan。
ranerdanmujiandetaolunbingbushixiaoegedepofang,ershizheikuanyouxirangxiaoegepofangle。
yejiuzaitaxiaboqianjifenzhong,lingwaiyigedazhuboyezhenghaoguolaichafang。
rucixijuxingdeyimuzhengqiaobeikandao。
“yo,zheichiruxiabo?”