第一章
guimixiangyaoyongyuxuefenzhanbangzhutalaogong。
tashuoshengliqideshihouyouminganyou**，nengrangtalaogongyongyuanlibukaita！
woquantashengliqideshihounvshengmianyilihuibiandi，henrongyiganranbingdude，shenzhiyoukenenghuigongneiganran。
guimiyitinghuangle，ganjingaosutalaogong「miaomiaoshuonidaibingdu，huichuanranjiwode！」
zuihouwobeiguimilaogongguaijinleheijiuba，shoujinzhemo「nizheizhangzuihuataiduole，burujiuyongyuanbishangba！」
wobeigediaoleshetou，maidiaoleyanjiaomohaibeisongqupeileyinhun。
guiminazhemaiwodeqianhuihuo，haizaoyaowoziganduoluogenzheyenanrentouduchuguole。
zhonglaiyici，xihuanyuxuefenzhanshiba，neijiujiwozuodaosi！
huanghuzhijian，yizhenzamendeshengyinkuangkuangkuangdezaiwodeerpanxiangleqilai。
「kaimena！wozhidaonizaijia，nibieyiweibuchushengjiuxingle！！」
「kuangkuangkuang！！」zamendeshengyingenmenguyiyangyixiayixiaqiaozaiwodenaozili。
wodingledingshen，wuzhuhunchenchendenaodainingkailemenbashou。
jiuzaimenbashouganggangbeiningdongdeshihou，yigulidaoyixiazichonglejinlai，woyigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi。
yigenanrenshangqianjibu，yixiazibawozhuaileqilai，jiangwodelianduizaileqiangshang「jiunizhangzuileshiba！」shuozheyigebazhangjiushanlexialai。
zheiyixia，wodenaozituranqingxingle，wobushisilema？？？
turanyizhiyoulideshouyibaqiazhulewodebozi，niezhuwodexiahe「nizheizhangzuiyaoshizaihushuobadao，jiubieyaoleba。zaineimeaijiaoshegen，wojiubanideshetoubaxialai。」
jinjiezhehenhendebawowangdishangyishuai，jiuzheimeyangzhangerqule。
womozhezijidebozibuzhudekesouzhe，duanzandezhixiganhuanhuilewodenaozi。
woxiangqilaile，quandouxiangqilaile！
laotianyouyan，wohuoguolaile，wohaiyoubaochouxuehendejihui。
womolemolianshangdebazhangyin，dingledingshen，xiangqilesongchenzhaoshangwodeyuanyin。
shangbeizi，zhangxuechenmijiaoqiwenxue，yanjiuhenduochuangshangdehuayanglaibangzhutadeqinqinlaogong。
houlaitagaosuwotalaogongjiuxihuanyuxuefenzhan，yidiandiantiandiaotashunzhedatuiliuxialaidexue，bietiduo**le。
dangshiwojiujuedetakanxiaoshuobanaozikanhuaile，gaosutashengliqideshihounvshengshifeichangcuiruode。
wozhaolehenduokepushipinhewenzhanggaosuta，gongjingkoudakaimianyilixiajiang，shenmebingdudouyoukenengchenjierru，yanzhongdekenenghuizaochenggongneiganran。
guimiyitinghuangleshen，dangzhewodemianlianlianzantong「a，neibuxing，wodezigonghaishihenzhongyaode！」
jieguozhuantouhaishigentalaogongsongchenyuxuefenzhandaotianliang，queyouzaijieshuzhihougaosutalaogong「miaomiaoshuonidaibingdu，huiganranwode！danshiwozheimeaini，zenmeshederangniyizhibiezheni。erqietalianlianaidoumeiyoutanguo，zhidaogeshenmeaduiba？」
songchenzhangderenmorenyangshigeshuaige，queshigezouheiluzide，yitingzheihuajiujihenshanglewo。
houlaizhangxuegongneiganranmeiyoubaozhuchengxingdenanhai，taquejuedeshiwodeshuodehuazhoudaoletaduzilidehaizi。
youpianwodaoletalaogongdedeheijiuba，wobeiboguanghousongjinlebaoxiangshoujinzhemo。
linsiqiansongchencaizaiwodebeishang「jiushinitiaobowomendeguanxihaizhouwomendeerzi，nizheizhangzuiwokanlexinfan，burujiuyongyuandebishangba！」
zhangxuezezaipangbiankanzhewobeigediaoleshetou，yimingwuhu。
wosihou，beizhaidiaoleyanjiaomo，shitibeimaiqushangougoulipeiyinhun。
erzhangxuezenazhewodezheibiqianhaohaodehoppingleyifan，shenzhigaosuwobamawosishenghuohunluangenzheyenanrentouduquleguowai。
qidewobamafashigenwoduanjueguanxijiudangmeishengguowo。
jiuzaizheigeshihouyishengdianhuadexiangshengturandaduanlewodesixu，womochushoujiyikanlaidian，zheijianzhishiyinhunbusan！