第5章 天生吃软饭的好手

“jiangutou!gangcaidebaozoumeirangnizhangjixingshiba?”

duronglouzhenvyou,yuqibushandao:“yaoshigandalaoyezicaichandezhuyi,wodequantoukebuzhangyan!”

“laoyezidecaichan,wobuganxingqu。”

lufeiyumianlujianding,taxianzaiyouyishengchuancheng,zaiyebushicengjingneigerouruoshaonian,qihuipadurongdezuishangweixie?

zhibuguotaqueshibuganxingqu,qiancaiduiyulufeiyulaishuo,jianglaibishiquzhiyoudao,erxianzaitayaozuode,queyaotidulaoyebadujiacaichanshouzhu,bunengqingyidejiurangtamendecheng。

durongxieyanwangqu,jiukandaolufeiyushenqingdanran,gangruizhiqicelou,bujinmeitouweizhou。

zheixiaozizenmexiangbianlegerenside,danyoushuobuchubianzaina。

“nizuihaomeixingqu。”durongfenfenhuileju。

“jiutayigewonangfei,youxingquyouzenyang,nengfanqiduodadelang?”

duxiulichixiaodao:“qianlelihunxieyi,tajiushibeidujiarengchuqudeliulanggou,huobuhuodeguomingtianhaibuhaoshuo。”

“e,budui,talianliulanggoudouburu,liulanggouyezhidaoquntimishi,ertazhishigechiruanfandefeiwu!”

duxiulijinjinwanzheshenbiannanzidegebo,meixiaodao:“haishibaobeihao,zhidaotengwo,chongwo,bineifeiwuhezhiqianglebaiwanbei!”

neinanzipailepaixizhuang,shangqianweixiedao:“xiulixianzaishiwoweihunqi,niyaoshizaiyoushenmexiangfa,xiaoxinwofeileni!”

shuohuananzimingjiaojiazihao,jiashijituanweilaijiebanren,jiashijituanshilixionghou,zaidangdiyouxiangdangdeyingxiangli。

youxiangfa?lufeiyulengxiaozheyaotou。

ershiduoniandexiangchu,tazaojiukanchuduxiulishuixingyanghuadepixing,xianzaikanzhedoujuedeexin,youzenmehuizaiyouxiangfa?

“**deyaotoujigeyisi?”

durongwozhequantoujiuyaochushou。

“xiaorong,jintianshiwodaxiderizi,jiaoxunzheifeiwu,gairi。”

duxiulilanzhudurong,yilianxingfudao:“woganghezihaodinghun,dinglexiageyuejiehun,daxiderizijianlehong,bujili!”

“yaobushikanzaiwojiedemianzishang,jintianfeifeileni!”

durongehenhendiuxiayijuhou,youtianzhelianwendao:“jiefu,jiudiandingzaina,yongshenmeche?wojiekeshihaonvren,niyidingyaohaohaodaita。”

“neiziran!woyijingdinglezuihaodejiudian,zuihaohuadechedui,jiehundangtian,nijiehuishishijieshangzuixingfudenvren。”

jiazihaohenshizihaodeshuodao。

“bujinruci,zihaohaidasuanqingdanghongnvmingxing,hedangdifushangzhengyaomenlaiguanli,womendehunliyidingshizuihaohuazuiqipaide!”

shuozhe,duxiuliduizhejiazihaomengqinleyikou。

“zeze……zheijiushichaju!”

durongduizhelufeiyucuileyikou:“zuihaodejiudian,zuihaohuadechedui,haiyounvmingxing、zhengyaoshangjiapengchang,zheiwubuzhanshizhewoxinjiefudecailiherenmai,nigefeiwuyoushenme,maodoumeiyou!”

lufeiyuqueshibushuohua,xinzhongninandao:“hao,henhao,laoyezizhongbingzaishen,nimenzheixiexiaobeimeixiangzheqingyijiuzhi,ershipansuanzhejiehungaijia,jiranruci,hunlidangtian,wodinghuijinimengedadadejingxi!”

“zheishiyiwanxianjin,congci,wohenimenzaiwuguage!”

lufeiyubahongchaodiuzaidishang,zhunbeiliqu。

“**侮辱谁呢!”

duronghuiqiquantoujiuyaodongshou。

咦!不对!

这废物哪来的钱?!

duronghuahaimeiwenchukou,yiliangxianhongde**banfalali,yigepiaoliangdebaiweitingzailedujiamenkou。

zhijian,cheshangdejinglinvziduizhelufeiyuzhaoshou:“shiqingbantuomei,bantuodehua,shangche。”

yuqiwenroutianmei,danquetouluzheguoganjianding。

kanzhelairen,zhongrenmianlujingya,xinsigeyi。

zhoujing:“**banfalali,haishihongse!shenmeshihouwoyenengkaishanga!”

durong:“zheixiaozizouleshenmegoushiyun,zheiganglikaidujia,jingnenggoudashangzheimejuemeidexiannv!”

duxiuli:“woyaoyouzheichuidankepodepifu,juemeideshencai,yidingnengyudaogenghaodeyaoqianshu!”

jiazihao:“zeze!zheifeiwuyougoudashangleyigegengpiaoliangde?tianshengchiruanfandehaoshoua?”

lufeiyugenbenbuxianglihuizheixieren,congjinyihoutayebushidujiaderenle。

zheiranglufeiyuganjueyoudianjietuo,shentiqingsonglexuduo。

zhuantouguoqu,kandaoletamenzhongrenzanyanghechicudejinglinvzi,jingshixiaoya。

“你怎么过来?”

lufeiyuzouleguoqu,haoqidexiaoyashizenmezhidao,tazaizheili,wendao

“shangche!womenlushangshuo!”

xiaoyademeimukanxianglufeiyu,rangtabuzaiduoyan,dakaicongchemen,zuoshanglefujiashishang。

lufeiyudiandiantou,zhidaoshiqingkenengbufangbianzaidujiarenmianqianjiang,yushilisuoshangche。

xiaoyajincaiyoumen,hongdeyishengmingxiang,**banfalali,daizhelufeiyulikaiyuandi。

likailedujiazhihou,xiaoyakaizhechewangxiaojiadelushang,shiqu。

“lufeiyu,nidayingguowo,yaogenzhiyeyedewanji......”

xiaoyapieleyiyanlufeiyu,buzaigangcaideyingzisashuang,ershiyuqidaizhekenqiudeweidao。

“ng!zanmenxianzaijiuquma?”lufeiyumeixiangdaozheimeji。

“shide,shiguanwoyeyedebingqing,ziranyuekuaiyuehao。”

lufeiyudiandiantou,tayenenglijiexiaoyazuoweixiaoshunsunnvdejiqiexinqing。

“guoqukanniyeyeba!wohedujiadeshiqing,yechedijiejuele!”lufeiyushuodao。

yijingbayiwankuaiqian,helihunxieyidouqianle,talufeiyuzaiyemeiyouqiandujiashenmele。

weidu,lufeiyuyeshigenianenqingderen。

dulaoyeziduizijiyouyangyuzhien,tabunengyanzhengzhengkandulaoyedejiajiubeizheimehuohaile,suoyilufeiyujueduibuhuiqingyirangdujianeixierenhuochengde。

shiduofenzhongzhihou,jiudaoletianheshizuiyoumingde“tianhaishanzhuang”,limianyipaipaidebieshuqun。

xiaoyakaizhefalali,kaidaolezuihoumiandeyipaishang,meiyidongbieshujuliyaoyuan,douyongyouzheqimashangwanpingfangmidehuayuan。

henkuaixiaoyahelufeiyu,daoleyigebieshulimian,xialeche。

zoujinbieshudamen,bieshuneizuomanlexiaojiaren,kandaolexiaoyajinlai,diantouweixiao,erkanxianglufeiyu,chulehuyideyilun,jiushiyilianlengmo,meiyouyigezhanqilaide。

“这小子谁呀?”

“xiaoyazenmedaigeqiongxiaozihuilai?”

yourenxiaoshengdeyilun,zheijiurangxiaoyazhoulexiameitou,yeyekeshitapangbiandelufeiyu,jijiuguolaide。

keshi,xiaojiarenkanzhelufeiyuneimenianqing,doubiaoshihuaiyi,jishishixiaoyadeyeyexiaozhan,zheigebeilufeiyujiuguolaide,yemeiyouzhanqilai。

xiaozhanduiyulufeiyuduiyunengdangchangjiuta,tayehenshiganji,danshixinliyejuedeqiyi,bijinglufeiyutainianqingle。

keshi,tadewanjiyijingyoujishinian,shenmezhongyixiyi,baokuoshenyijingruishen,tadoubaijianle。

doumeiyoujieguo,weidulufeiyushuonenggouzhiyutaduoniandewanji。

jiuzaizhongrenyiyunfenfenzhiji,yigetingqilaibingbushihenkeqideshengyinxiangqilai。

“chouxiaozi,tingshuonikeyizhiyuhaowoyeyedebing?”

zheishi,yigeshenchuanxizhuangdenanzizouleshanglai。

kanqilaiyibiaotangtang,poweishuaiqi,kehuayuqueculubufan,zhenshibaixialezheiyifuhaopinang。

zheigeshuohuaculudenanzi,zhengshixiaozhandezhangsun,xiaowuyongdeerzi,xiaoyadetangge,mingjiaoxiaofei。