第1章 元宵节走亲戚,婆婆不让我正月里洗澡

di1zhangyuanxiaojiezouqinqi,popoburangwozhengyuelixizao

popobuaixizao,haibuxuwoxizao,meiqimingyuehuixidiaofuqi。

yuanxiaojiezouqinqi,woshenshangpamanletiaozao,qiutajiwomaidianyaozhizhi。

tajuedewoguyidangzhongrangtanankan,bawoguanjinxiaoheiwu,haiwanggouleyidaduichongzirengjinlai。

“wodaoyaokankanzheixiaochongzidaodinengbunengyaosiren!”

laogongzaiyipangledepaishou,gonggongxunchiwobutinghua。

zuihouwosizaitamenyijiasankouchumenshiwangjiguandiaodemeiqizaoxia。

zaizhengkaiyan,wohuidaozijizhanglediyizhishizideneiyike。

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“tiantianjiuzhidaoxizao,nimeikandaowangshangshuode,bunengtiantianxizaoma?fuqidoubeiniximeile!”

wokanzheyanqiannuhuochongtiandenvren,shangyishisiqiandezhixiganzaicixilai,naozizhangtongdelihai。

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tajianwofuruanle,zheicaisongkaileshou,ehenhendicuilewoyikou:“xiaojiantizi,bujinidianyansekankanjiubuzhidaozijijijinjiliangle!bieyiweizaidachengshilidulejiniandeshujiulebuqi,butinglaorenyan,chikuizaiyanqian!”

wochuimoudianlediantou,yangzihenshiguaiqiao,danshishenpangdeliangzhishoujinjinwozhe,zhijieyonglidaozhandou,xinzhongdehenyigengshizaifanyong。

shangyishipopobuaixizao,jiuyebuyunxuwomenxizao。

zhidaoyuanxiaojiezouqinqi,zhengzhengbangeyuemeiyouxizao,daozhiwoshenshangpamanletiaozao,yangdelihai。

wokuzheguixialaiqiuta:“mama,rangwoxigezaoba!woshizaishiyangdebuxingle!”

wopatabuxiangxin,jiujiangxiuzilashangqu,luchugeboshangbeizhuashangdehenji。

“nikanwoshenshangpamanlexiaochongzi,douzhuashangle,jiwomaidianyaocacakeyima?qiuqiunilemama!”

tafeidanmeiyouxiangxinwo,fanerjuedewoshiguyirangtazaiqinqimianqianxiabulaitai。

lianfandoumeichijiujiangwozhuahuilejia,xiongsheneshadeyibajiangwoguanjinlefangjianli。

shenzhizaiwangshangmailejibaizhixiaochongziyigunaodequanrengjinlewodefangjianli。

“wodaoyaokankanzheixiechongzidaodinengbunengyaosiren!”

neixiechongzikanjianwoxiangshijiandaoleliewuyiban,yiwofengdequanchaowopaleguolai。

wojingkongdidengdayanjing,pinlemingdepaidazhemen,xiangwolaogonghegonggongqiujiu。

“laogongjiujiuwo!wozhendezhidaocuole,wobaozhengbuxizaole!qiunimenzaimamamianqianbangwoshuoshuohua,haobuhao?”

keshitamendoudangzuomeiyoutingdao,fanerkandaowotongkudemoyanggengshikaixindepaishoujiaohao。

“mama,yaobuwoquzhuadianwugonghesheyiqifangjinquba!tabushishuotashenshangyouchongzizaiyaotama,haiyaomaiyao,zanmenjiujitayidugongdu!”

“jiushia,haiguyizaiqinqimianqianluchuneigebo,gaodehaoxiangwomennvedailetayiyang,rangzanmenyihouzaiqinqimianqiangaizenmeban,zheige**jiudejitadianyansekankan!zijizhuashangdegebohaiguaizaiwomenshenshang,baiyanlang!”

tingdaolaogonghegonggongdehua,woxinliyipianhanliang。

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popolenghengyisheng:“bieguanzheigexiao**le,zanmenhaiyaoqujiejiejiazouqinqini!”

buyihuier,menguanshangdeshengyinchuanlai,tamenyijiasankoujiangwoyirenrengzaijialijixuzouqinqiqule。

mimihuhujian,wowendaolekongqizhongmimanzhenongyudemeiqiweidao。

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