第三章 终极面试

lindonghuidaozijizudepolandexiaofangzili,yijingshilingchensandianle。jintiandeshourubijiaoduo,yinweidaleyichangjiasai,jintianduozhuanle100duo。jiaolefangzuzhihou,jiukeyilezanxiayidianqian。

jishaochengduo,daoshihou,meimeidebingyejiuyoudezhile。lindongyouyigemeimei。suiranbushiqinshende,dansuandeshangqingmeizhuma,yiqizhangda,ganqingfeichangshenhou,liangrenbenlaihenxingfudishenghuo,zhihoufashengdeyixieshiqing,rangtabudebuzailiaoyangyuanzhuzhe,meimeidebingyizhidoushilindongxintoudejie,buzhihaotalindongzheibeizizhudinghuiguoyibuqude。

kanzhezhuozishangzhaopian,meimeineixiaoyeruhuademianpang。lindongxinliyizhentong,buyoudewojinlequantou。zheiyisheng,yidingyaohaohaobaohuni!

baiganjiaocuo,kunyixilai,lindongzhongyuhaishishuizhele....

diertian,6dianzhongdenaozhongbianjiaoxinglelindong,zhishijiandandishuilelianggeduoxiaoshi,lindongyouyaozhunbeiyitianmangliudeshenghuo,yaobushixianzailindongzheimepin,zailiaoyangyuandemeimeigujidoumeifashenghuo。

xishulezhihou,lindongbianlailekuaidigongsi,jintiandeyewuhaimeiyoukaishi,jiedaoleqishudedianhua,yezhengshizheigedianhua,chedigaibianlelindongyihoudeshenghuo。

kandaoshiqishudedianhua,lindonghaiyileng,yiweishiqishuyoujiaotadashenmejiasai。pingshizheizhongguanyuyouxide**yibandoushihaozilailianxide。zheiqishuhaizhuanmendaguodianhua。jietongzhihou,qishudeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai。

“lindong,nixianzaiguolai,laitianlongwangka。youjishi。”

“shenmeshi?woxianzaisongkuaidini”lindongshizaibuyuanyifangqizheidianqian。

“songgepia。nixiangbuxiangyuerushangwan,xiangdehua,neijiuguolai!”qishujilezhijieliaoledianhua。

dailejifenzhong,lindongqinglejia,dasuanqukankan,qishuweirentingwenzhong,zheiyinggaibuxiangshikaiwanxiaode。henkuaijiulaidaoletianlongwangka,haimeishangqu,jiukandaolehaozi,haishineiyishensilvdeyifu,neigejianjiandenaodailiuzheyitoumoxigansidetoufa,liangyanjingzeimeishuyande,zhangdehenxiangyingxionglianmengdewenyizhiyuan-tuqi,suoyijiuyoulewaihaohaozi。

“haozi,qishuzhaowoshashia?”

haozizheihuobiaoqingbuziran,youxiebukaixin,“qishuzheiliyouyifenhenniubidegongzuo。gujishizhaoniguoqushishide。”

lindongyixiazilailexingqu,xianzaifanshitidaogongzuo,woxinlijiuyizhentiaodong,suiranxianzaiyitianyeshi4、5fengongzuo,danzheigenbenjiubugou。

“youduoniubi?”lindongmeimaoyitiao。haozidoujuedeniubidegongzuo,neikendingshibengbengde。

“年薪50万”

“工作内容?”

“陪,吃,玩”

“工作对象?”

“妙龄黄花大闺女”

tingdaozheili,lindongneixinfanqiyizhenlianyi,zheishigongzuome?zheitemejianzhijiushixiangshoua。buxinxie,shijieshangnayouzheimeshufudegongzuo。

“工作地点?”

“京市大学!”

“woca。”lindongyitingdaozheili,dunshibunenggoule。zheidoushizijimengmeiyiqiudedongxia。zijimeiyouduguodaxue,xinliyizhixiangjinrudaxuexiaoyuan。zheijianzhijiushiyigejuejiadejihuia!

haozikandaolindongliangyanfangguang,renbuzhudajidao:“biezuomengle,niyejiushishishi。zheigongzuokebuhaozhaoa,guzhudeneigenverkeshiyigefujianv,dudihen,shuoshizhaoyigehuiwanyingxionglianmengdenianqingnanxing...ranhou...”haozishuowanzheilihuranbushuole。

“ranhoutakanlenidezhaopian,jiubanipassle!”lindonghahayixiao,limacaidaole,haozikendingyequshiguo,ranhoushibaile,guaibudegangcaineimeshiluo。

“gun!”haoziyiji,sihuzhendebeilindongshuozhunle。chuailelindongyijiao,zoule,linzoudeshihou,haibuwanghandao:“tingshuoneinvdexionghenda,shinixihuandeleixing!”

“......”

“wei,haozi,nihaimeishuozheidaodishigeshenmegongzuoni!”lindongchongzhezouyuandehaozihoudao,haozizaoyijingpaole。

lindonglaidaolebaojian,zhaodaoleqishu,zaiqishupangbianjuranzhanzheyigechuanzhehenzhengshidezhonglaoniannanren。

qishuzhijiebalindonglaleguolai,duizheneigezhonglaoniannanrenhenjingzhong,shuodao:“tianbo,zheigejiushiwojinishuode,yeshiwoqianglietuijiande。jiaolindong,yingxionglianmengdeshilifeichanggao。woxiangdaxiaojieyinggainengkandeshangba。”

lindongxinliyizhenyihuo,“zheishenmedaxiaojiea?...yingpinshenmegongzuoni?”

neijiaotianbodiyitingdaozheili,jiuwunaidiyaoleyaotou,“shishiba,simadangzuohuomayi。yijing128gele,yigekanduidedoumeiyou。”

“zheishixiangqinme?”lindongyitingdaozheili,ruoruodituchulejigezi,buguozheixiangqinhaidaigongzide。mofeishizhaodaochamennvxu?

qishuhetianbotingdaozheili,hahayixiao,jieshiyixia,zheicaizhidao!!!yuanlaitemeshizhaoyigemianfeidegenbana。jiandandihualaishuo,jiushipeineigechuanshuozhongdedaxiaojie,jirenjiadangniuzuoma,birudagefanle,qugekuaidile,baohuyixiaanquanle。fanzhengyesuanshiyigetieshenbaobiaozhileide。

zheijianzhijiushidianfulelindongdeshijieguan,furendeshijiezhenshibudonga,shanggedaxuehaiyoudaizhegenbande!

“lai,womenlaijinxingbishi!”tianboxiandehenshizhuanye。zhijiecongpangbiandebaoliquchuyifenwendangdijilelindong。tianbohaizhuanmenbuchongleyiju:zheishiwomenjiadaxiaojieqinzichudeti。

lindongnaqiyikan,shangmianxiezhejigezi:yingxionglianmengbishishiti。datisaoleyiyan。

qishihenjiandan,wufeijiushishenme“xunjiechihoudemingzijiaoshenme......”“guanghuinvlangdenagepifugengjiameng...”dan,zuihoulindongyuekanyuexinjing,juranhaiyouzheimebiantaidewenti。

jiubiru:“shenyuanjukoudebuwendinghuahewu(jizibao)weiliwubi。ruguogaihuahewu(hunhewu)shijiandandewujiwu、nengsuishishiyong,qiebushiheihuoyaodeng,neimetazuiyoukenengshixialienazhong:()

a、xjiab、gaofusuanc、qingqi+yangqid、qingqi+fuqi”......

lindongkandaozheilizuijiaoyichou,zheidongxisheihui!??!

dangranhaiyougan**caidetimu,shenme“mumu、annihetimodaodisheicaishizhenai?”

lindongzuihoushichedibeidabanle,zhiyouqianmiandeyixiejichutizuoleyixia。jiaojiletianbo。

tianbohaihenrenzhendepanqilejuanzi,zuihouyiju:“ng,haicouheba,ganggangjige!xiamianjinxingmianshi...”

“.....”

tianbozhengjinweizuo,xiangyigemianshiguanyiyang,lindongsuiranjuedeyouxiexingshihua,danzheigujishirenjiateyoudeliucheng。yemeiyouzaiyi,jiandanzuoleyixiaziwojieshaozhihou。ranhoutianbozhijiedakailepangbiandeliangtaidiannao。

yijingbantouyinfadetianbo,huranzhuanshen,duilindongshuochulehenshishimaodeyijuhua,“lai,hewosoloyiba...”

“sha?”lindongjuedetingcuole!solo?yigedoukuai60suidelaotoujizhengchuzheimeyijuhua,sheixin?

“jiushihewosolo!a”tianbokandaolindongyilianjingyadeyangzi,lianshangjuranhaihenfuxianchuyizhongzixin,youxiexiaokanbuqilindongdeganjue,“nihaipawozheigelaotou?haishibuzhidaosoloshishenme?”

lindongyouxiebenkui,“wozhidao,buguoweishenmelaolibukaiyingxionglianmengni?”

“zheishidaxiaojiedeyaoqiu!qishitabuyuanyizhaozheizhonggenbande,zhishilaoyefeiyaozheiyangzizuo,suoyitajiudasuanzhaoyigerenpeitawanzheigeyouxile。”

“neinizheishi....”lindongshizaixiangxiangbudaotianbohuiwanyingxionglianmengshigeshenmeyisi...

tianbokuxiaoyisheng,“haibushibeitachande,meirenpeitadayouxi,tajiuzhaowozheigelaotoule!”

lindongbujinshixiao,yixiangdaoyigemiaolingshaonvtiantianchanzheyigemantouyinfa,zouludoubulisuodelaorenwanyingxionglianmeng,neishiduodejuyouxigan!

dangran,ranglindongjuedefangxindishi,zheigedaxiaojiejilindongdeganjue,yinggaishineizhongwenroukeai,diaopidaodandeleixing,zheiyangziderenhaoxiangchu,fanzhengzhiyaobushineizhonggaogaozaishangdeganjuejiuxingle。danshishinanliao....zheigujiyeshilindongyibeiziyilaizuidadecuojuele!

女人心,海底针!

zheishihou,tianboyeyijingshanghaoleyouxi,zhunbeishihelindonghaohaosoloyichangle!lindongyixiaotongyile。zhenyaoshinengdedaozheifengongzuo,neizhendeyihouderizijiudadagaishanle,zaiyebuyongtiantianpaozhezuo**,zijiyeyoulewendingdezhusuo,erqiehainengquzijimengmeiyiqiudedaxue。zhendeshigoushuangbaole!

tianbozheishihouyeyijingquedingxialeyaowandeyingxiong,ranglindongdadieyanjingdishi,tianbojuranxuanzeleyigehenmengmengdadeyingxiong:xunjiechihou-timo!