第3章

zuizhong,banxuanjieshu。

shuangfangzhenrongwei,shanglujiakesiduizhanyizeruier。

中路兰博对战佐伊。

dayeaolafuduizhanbaonv。

xialushinvqiang、taitanduizhanweilusi、chuishi。

zhayikan,haoxiangdoumeitaidamaobing,yejiushangluzheigeezlvexianqipaledian。

解说席上。

mile:“igzheigezhenronghenqiangshia,shouxianpokeliuweilusizaizheigebanbenfeichanglihai,xianshangyazhilijueduibinvqiangyaoqiang,zaijiashangyouchuishizai,suishikeyidiandenglongtaopao,yagenbupadayelaizhua。”

wawa:“zhongluzheibian,zuoyidalanbo,zhangshoudaduanshou,yeshichundiaoda,keyikuaisuqingxian,ranhouyouzouzhiyuan,baokuobaonvyenengkuaisushuaye,ranhoupeiheroujiliandongyouzou。”

mile:“zongtilaijiang,chuleshangludftzheigeyizeruier,igdezhenrongqishimeiduodawenti,suoyia,yidandftdeyizeruiernengwenzhu,ranhouqitaxiandachuanrng,neimeigdeshengsuanhaishihendade。”

wawa:“woyeshizheimejuede,buguoxianshangyidanmeidahaodehua,neimeigjibenshangjiumeile,bijingrngshigedatuanzhenrong,lanbodazhaopeihenvqiangdazhaoyikai,igzheixiexiaoshenban,jueduikangbuzhu。”

mile:“ng,qianqiliusikai,iggengqiangyixie,zhonghouqidehua,wuwukaiba。”

弹幕。

“几几开?”

“五五什么?”

“全体起立!”

“congxianzaikaishi,woxuanbuzheilijiaozuolbwguangchang。”

“芦孝子爬!”

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游戏开始。

shuangfangbingmeiyouxuanzedayijituan,ershifenfenkuaisushangxian。

sumingcaokongzheyingxiongzoudaotaxiahou,duizhexiaoleyandao:“leyannilankaidehua,dengxiawozaixianshangkeyibajiakesidacanxue,nidawanhongjiulaibangwozhuayibo,zanliangkeyizhijieqifei。”

tingdaozheihua,xiaoleyanqueshibuxieyixiao。

你把贾克斯打残血?

开什么玩笑!

dangjitabianshishuodao:“wokanqingkuangba,buguonizuihaohaishiwenzhebiedajiahuanxue,bubingjiuxing。”

tadexiangfashixianqubangroujizhuaxiaohu,bijinglanboshigewuweiyiyingxiong,zhiyaotaguoqu,jibenshangyizhuayigezhun,jiusuanzhuabusi,nengdadiaoyigeshanxianyeshizhuande。

zhiyujiakesi,zidaiweiyijineng,dabusihaipianbuleshan,sheizhuashei**。

sumingtingdaozheihua,jiuzhidaoxiaoleyanshibuxiangbangta,mangdao:“xiangxinwo,zhiyaonilaishangluzhua,zanliangjiunengqifei,niyaoshibulai,daoshihoujiakesiyidanqilai,neijueduishiqiaoyigesiyige。”

zhiqianzaiduiwu,yinweidiweiguanxi,xiaoleyankendingshibuganduitheshyde,dansumingyigegangshangchangdexinrenyeganduitafahaoshiling,dangjirangtabushuangqilai:“neisheirangnixuanyizeruierde?niyaoshixuangezhengchangshangdan,renjiahuiyongjiakesima?wobuguan,nizijixianwenzhu,beidanshalebieguaiwo。”

sumingtanlekouqi:“kanlaizhinengwozijidanshale。”

zheihuayichukou,suoyouduiyoudoushixiangtatoulailemuguang,fangfozaikanshaziyiban。

单杀?

niyigeezzaiqianqixiangyaodanshawuqidashi?

做梦去吧!

sumingmeilihuitamen,yijingkaishishangxianbudaole。

jiakesimeichuxian,danhenkenengshizangzaicaocongli,zheishihenduoshangdandouhuidejicao。

suoyi,sumingtaishouyigeq,zhijiewangcaocongshequ。

caoconglidelangxing,lianmangzouweiduobi,dantafaxian,zijifandaoshiguishishenchadecaokongjiakesizhuangshanglesumingdeq。

走位接Q!

xuetiaoshunjiandiaoleyixiaojie。

tazhidangshiqiaohe,meiyoutaizaiyi,ranhouyebuduole,zhijielaidaoxianshangbubing。

sumingyixi,andaozheitianfuguoranqiangda,zijisuibianyiq,doubudaiyupande,jurandounengdazhong。

zheishi,xiaobingcanxuele,suminglianmangqubu。

raner,yiliansangeqianpaibing,quanbudoumeibudao,xiangfan,langxingdesangebingquanbudaole。

kanzhesumingdelinggebudaoshu,langxingpudeyixiaduizhepingmuxiaochulai:“hahaha,xiaosiwole,zheibiyetaicaileba,budaodoububudao。”

cishicike,sumingyeshiyouxieganga。

suirantayoulebaifabaizhongdejineng,dantadejishu、yishishade,douhaishiqianshideqingtongji,zhongshengzhihou,zheijushentidewangzhejishili,yagenjiumeijicheng,suoyitadebudaofeichangchou,kanchengshisuiyuanbudao。

zuizhong,yiboxiansumingzhibudaoleyigeyuanchengbing,haishiyinweizijijiaxiaobingdoumeile,meirengentaqiangdaocaibudaode。

qiaqiaodaobojianghuamianfangdaoleshanglu,danmushang,dunshipiaoqiyipianhaobu。

“made,zheigexinrenyetaicaileba,yibobingjiubudaoyige,zheizhendeshizhiyexuanshouma?”

“woaiouniyabaiyin,danwokendingbitabudaoqiang。”

“gujishitaijinzhangleba。”

“zheishishenmenta?daodoububuhao。”

“igguanlicengmeima,juranzhaogezheiyangdeshangdanlaida。”

“meibanfa,shizheiyangzide,rngdaqianle,lijieyixia。”

“jizaqijibaihuaideyangzizhenkexiao,zheidounengyingheirng。”

“舒服了舒服了!”

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henkuai,dierboxianshanglaile,langxingyizhizaipinga,diezhewuqidegongsubeidong,bingqieneigebingmashangjiuyaosile,yejiushishuo,takeyiqianger。

yidantaxian2ji,peihediehaodegongsu,keyizhijieqshangqu,ranhouajiewzaijiepinga,kuaisubaodasumingyitao。

sumingyijixueleq,meiyouejineng,jueduipaobudiao,chufeitayongshanxian,danlangxingguji,sumingkendingshebudeyong,suoyizheiyitaoxialai,jiuyizeruierzheixiaoshenban,jueduiyaobanxuemeile。

sumingyebusha,caidaolelangxingdexiangfa,dangjihoutui,bugankaojinbingxianle,dantatongshiyeshuaichuleyigeq。

langxinglianmangraodaozijiaxiaobinghoumian,xiangyaoyongxiaobingdangq。

kemeixiangdao,neixiaobingturandongle,zouweiduokai,ranhourangsumingzheigeq,dazailelangxingshenshang。

狼行傻了。

wonima,zheixiaobingyanwo!

tahenshengqi,queyoumeibanfa,erqiesumingzoukaile,tasuiranshengdaoleerji,queyemeibanfaqubaochuisuming。

“fanzhengbubingyebubudao,burububule。”

benlaisumingdecelveshiyibianbubing,yibianqalangxinglaixiaohaoxueliang,dantataicaile,zuobudaozheizhongyixineryongdecaozuo,suoyitagaibiancelve,bububingle,zhijiexiaohaosharen。

shayicirenyousanbaikuai,dideshangershigedao,haishihenhuasuande。

dangji,sumingjiuzhanzaihoumian,jimiaoyigeq,butingdedaxianglangxing。

langxingyebuzhidaozijijintianzenmele,zouweitebiecha,buguanshiwangnazou,douhuibeisumingqdao,chufeitatuidaoyuanchengbingdehoumianduozhe。

danzheiyangdehua,tajiumeibanfabudaole。

wunaizhixia,tazhinengyingzhetoupichibing。

sumingyijingshengdaole2ji,youleejineng,yeyouleyongqizaicikaojinbingxian。

tongshi,sumingkanleyiyanbaonv,faxianxiaoleyanshuawanlehong,guoranmeiyoulaishanglu,ershiwangzhongluzouqu,henxianranshibuhuilaibangsuming。

danjiakesizheishi,yijingbanxuekaishichiyaole。

zheimehaodexueliangbulaizhua,gengezhuyiyang。

sumingxinzhongtucaoleyiju,jixuyongqmingzhonglangxing。

langxingdexueliang,zaiciwangxiadiao,zhishengxialesanfenzhiyi。

这一下,狼行怒了。

made,yizhiqwo,youwanmeiwan!

噌!

zheishi,tazhenghaoshengjidao3。

langxingmiaoxueejineng,zhijiekaiqijineng,xianggedafengcheyiyang,dingzhebingxianwangsumingzouqu。

yaoshiyibanwanjia,gujijiuhuizaikaiedeshunjian,zhijieqshangqu,danzheiyangdehua,ezyekeyizhijieyongetaopao,neijiuzhihuidachuyigeqdeshanghai,meishenmeluanyong。

langxingshilaoshangdanle,suoyixijiechulihenhao,tameiyouzhijieyongqtiaoguoqu,ershikaiezouguoqu,xiangyaobisumingxianyonge,yidansumingele,tajiuhuizhijieqguoqu,zheiyangyilai,tadeeyenengganghaodaoshijian,zaitiaoguoqudeshunjianyunzhuez。

queshi,sumingyigeqingtongjixuanshou,nayouneimeduoxijie,jianlangxingkaie,guoranhedelimakaietaopao。

zhibuguo,cangcuzhixia,taefanle。

bushiexiangzijiafangyuta,ershiexiangleqianfangdelangxing。

danzhei,fandaodalelangxingyigecuoshoubuji。

langxingdeshubiaoyizhidianzaisuminghoutuideweizhishang,dangsumingfaneguolaihou,tabennengdedianleyixiashubiao,zhijiediankongle。

ranhoujiakesijiujixuzhixingkaishideshubiaomingling,jixuwangqianzouzhe,fanerlikailetiaoguolaideez。

danglangxinghuiguoshenlai,lianmangyongqtiaohuiezshenshangshi,jiakesideejinengyijingjieshule,genbenmeikongzhidaosuming。

dantadexueliang,yijingbeisumingejinengdefudaishanghai,zaicidadiaoyijie。

suminghuiguoshenlai,zhenghaocuodacuozhe,zhijieyigeajieq,dazailejiakesishenshang。

firstblood!

duiweidansha,naxiayixue。

cishicike,xiaoleyanganggangcaokongzhebaonv,baxiaohulanbodeshanxiandadiao,haiguyikaikouyaogongdao:“zenmeyangyijinge,wozheibozhiyuankeyiba,zhijiebangnidadiaolelanbodeshanxian,suoyiwojiushuoma,mouxierenlaolaoshishidedanggehunzibuhaoma?buyaozongxiangzhezhipeibieren,xiangrangwobang,yedekantayoumeiyouneigezigehebenshi。”

huayichukou,tajiutingdaoleyixuedeyouxitonggao。

xiaoleyanlianmangqukantubiao,faxianjuranshisumingdanshalelangxing。

当场傻眼。

langxingkanzhehuisedepingmu,zuijiaomanshikuse。

xiaomingmangwendao:“zenmehuishialangge,bushishuohaodatachaoguidema?zenmefanbeiduiweidanshale?”

langxinggangadao:“wo...woshangtoule。”

xiaohuzheishishuodao:“zheigedftyoudiandongxia,wogangganghuijiabujishi,youqiepingkannimendeduixian,zheixiaozideqhenzhun,langxingnizhuyidianzouwei。”

langxingdiandiantou:“ng,zhidaole,ganggangyeshiwotaixiaokanleta,suoyiyoudiandayi,jiexialaibuhuile。”

cishicike,liangweijieshuoyeshidachiyijing。

zhibodanmugengshizhijieshuabaole。