chijiumingchuimoukanxiangmaijinzijihuaizhongderen,huximengdiyizhi。
yexinglanchaotazhalezhayan,xiaoshengdao:“chishidi,neimeduorenhaizaikanzheni,peiheyixia,baituobaituo!”
“……”
chijiumingshenziwanghoutuiletui,jierwanxiayaolai,yaozheya,henjiangyingdijiangmianshajianqi,dijileta。
yexinglanjieguomiansha,yongyulaiyushuliandejiaziyintiantiandao:“xiexiechigege~”
“……”chijiumingzhijiepianguolianqubukanta。
“zhuzi。”pazaitatuishangdexuetuanzixiaoshengbibidao:“ninergenhongle。”
“闭嘴。”
yexinglandaihaomiansha,wuneizhongrenyefenfenqishen,genzhejiweiyunvfengdeyinludiziqianwangchuansongzhen。
tatizhequnbai,caizouchujibu,shenhouhudichuanlaidaoshuxideshengyin,“guniang,qingliubu。”
tazhuanshenkanqu,faxianyifanzhengdabuchaozijizoulai,yanzhongshengmanlehuaiyi,“buzhiguniangjiaoshenmemingzi?”
yexinglan:“renjiajiaoyeye,dangran,niyekeyizhijiejiaowo——yeye。”
yifanlianselikebiandenankanqilai,jianruidao:“nishiyexinglan?”
“嘤。”
yexinglanhoutuijibu,yuqiweiqubabade,“nihaoxionge,hedaorenjialela。”
“cao!”yifanrenchutaneikeyanjiaodehongzhi,lijidao:“shaozhuangle,nijiusuanshihuachenghuiwodounengbanijirenchulai,nijintianjuranhaichuanqunzi,biantaibani?!”
yexinglanjixuzhuangsuan,“yexinglanshishei,guanwoyeyeshenmeshi?”
yifanmanliannuyi,shanglaijiuyaoshenshouquzhuaitamiansha,quebeihouzheqingsongduoguo,“ying,feilia!”
“zheiliyouchouliumanga!”
zhayanjian,yidaoruilixingrenxunsuchuanguorenqun,chaozheʝʂɠyifandefangxiangbizhixilai。
gengsaodeshi,neixingrenhaizaikongzhongdazhuanlehaojiquan,tuoweihuanhuachengyimeifensetiaodongaixin。
yexinglanjingeleneimeyiliangmiao,henkuaijiuzairenqunzhongkanjianleshiaotian,zuijiaoweichou。
dage,nizheimeyoushaonvxindema?
zhuyidaoyexinglanzaikanziji,shiaotianlimashuaileshuaizijidexiufa。
gaiside,zijizheimeyoumeili,daihuizheigunianggaibuhuikuzhexiangyaojiajizijiba?
ranetahaimeitaozuijimiao,neifensedeaixinjiubeiyibabingrenzhijiecizhongzhengzhongyang,rutonggebieledeqiqiubandiaoluozaidi。
dangzhejirenmian,chijiumingyijiaocaishangqu,mianwubiaoqingdao:“shouhuale。”
shiaotiandengyuanleyanjing,youaiyuyexinglandemian,zhideyaoyaoya,“meiguanxi……fanzhengyeguniangyijingganshoudaolewodexinyi。”
“nimenliang……”yifanmanlianwuyudiqiaozhetamenliangren,“nimengaibuhuishixiangtizheigefeiwuchutouba?”
“dadan!”shiaotianzhijiebachuyaojianpeijian,huanshangyifuyansumiankong,xiongbabadao:“nijingganrucishuorenjiaguniang!”
taqishihairen,xiuweiyeyuanyuanchaoguopingchangdizi,yifanbuyoudetunyanlejikoutuomo,houtuilejibu,“wuhui……”
tayingzhetoupidao:“wozhishixianggentashuojijuhua,shunbianzai……yitongzugedui。”
“hehe。”yexinglanshuangshouchayaoyao,xiangdangzuozuodao:“renjiacaibuyao,wohengaogui,dannibupei。”
“puxinnan,zhenxiatou。”
yifanmengrandengdayan,“nizheishengyin……nizijichifanbuhuituchulaima?!”
“zhuzui!”shiaotiandao:“yeguniangdeshengyinrucimeimiaodongting,nizheigemeipindedongxi!”
“jiushi,heng。”yexinglanjixutiaoxindao。
chijiumingpiaoletayiyan,jiantabudasuanzou,gancuizhudongshenshouqula,fangqingleshengxian,“womenzou。”
“ngni。”yexinglanduanchuyigeduanzhuangdemoyang,youchaoshiaotianhuishou,“apengyouzaijian。”
chijiumingmeishenmebiaoqingdikanguolai,huposedemouguangbutongyuyiwangdewenrou,lveweifanzhehanyi。
yexinglandangshijiuyanpiyitiao,“chishidi,nixinqingbuhaoma?”
haimeidengtaxikan,shaonianmouzhongzaicidaoyingchupingriwenroudeguangliang,“meiyou。”
tazenmekenenghuiyinweizheiruojixinqingbuhao。
liangrenyijingzouchuhenyuan,shiaotianquerengjiuchichidiwangzheyexinglanliqudefangxiang,manlianxiyue,“nitingjianlema,yegunianggangcaishuowoshitadepengyou!”
“niyanxiama。”yifanmeihaoqidao:“neirenshinande!”
“呵呵。”
shiaotianjiuzhuyifandeyiling,lengkudao:“nishidiyigeganzhiyiwoyanshendenanren。”
“yeguniangshinanshinv,wohuikanbuchulaima?!”
“……”
huidaorenqunzhong,yexinglanduzibanlaiyixiaobandengzaichijiumingshenpangzuoxia,tabenjiujianzhaiyaoxi,chuanshangqunzhuanghoukaozaishaonianpanggengxiandexiaoniaoyiren,zhouweirenjianledourenbuzhuduokanliangyan。
yexinglanquewanquanmeilihuineixieren,zhongmukuikuizhixiajiangqunbailaqiyijie,yishouchengzhexiaba,shushidiqiaoqileerlangtui。
tatuibenjiuyouxiyoubai,xuduonandiziyijiancilimajiuhonglelian。
yexinglanhaizaidingzhedishangdemayikan,gebozhouhudijiubeirentuilexia。
tapianguotouqu,faxianchijiumingzhengyadimeiyan,zhizhidizhushiziji,tahoujiegundonglexia,shengxiandichen,“baqunzifangxialai。”
yexinglanmanlianwugudichouzheta,“kewore。”
chijiumingdunledun,henkuaijiuconghuailitaochuyizhiquantoudaxiaodexuebaimaoqiu,jiangtadileguolai,“nazhe。”
yexinglantinghuadishenshoujiezhu,chumodaoxuetuanzideneike,jifushunjianbiandebingshuangqilai。
zhibuguoneimaoqiulianshangdebiaoqingcongshizhizhongdouhenmengbi,yishuanglvdoudaxiaodeyanzhuziyanbabadiwangzhechijiuming。
houzhelengbingbingdipielai,tayoulimaguaiguaizaiyexinglanzhangxinwohao。
zhongrenzaiyuandihaimeixiexiduojiu,qianfangjimingyinludediziyoukaishifensanduiwu,yuanbendewushirenbeihuafenweiwuzhixiaodui,fenbietongwangbutongdechuansongzhen。
jinriyijingzoulehenzhangyiduanlu,yexinglanzhijuedeyaosuantuiruan,chufashiruoruodizhuailexiachijiumingdeyijiao,“chishidi……”
shaonianmouguangqingchui,chujidaobandengshangdexiaotuoshengshi,limajiumingbailetadeyisi。
懒死这弱鸡得了。
shenmubaiganghaoyefenzailetongdui,yiyanjiuwangjianchijiumingzhengtuozheyiguniangzou,dangjijiuzhenjingderoulehaojiciyanjing。
querenguobushihuanjue,tashenxiyikouqi,qishixiongxiongdichongdaoyexinglanshenpang,dao:“wogaosuni,zheirenshiwobiaogede,niruoshiganduitayoushenmexiangfa……”
“wobiaogeta……ta、tafaqifenglaichuangfeinie!”
叶星澜:“……”
得,我自己创自己。
yexinglanzhengyaojieshi,huranjianyouxiangdaoleshenme,minleminchun。
dengdeng……taruoshijieshilezijideshenfen,qibushizuoshilezijigennanzhuyou**?
shenmubaixianzaizhenghaorenbuchuziji,daoburuchencijihui,jiezhelingyigeshenfenzaizheihanpimianqianpieqingzijihenanzhudebushichuanwen!
“keshi,nibiaogeyaoshizhendeneimeaichigege,jinriyouzenhuibuzaichangni……”
yexinglanjiazhesangzidao:“xiangchigegezheimewenrouyouyouxiudenanhaizi,renjiayehenxihuanya。”
“zhiyaonengpeizaigegeshenbian,napashizuoxiao,woyeshiyuanyideni。”
shuowanzheixie,yexinglandejiaozhitoudoukuaizaidishangkouchuyizuobabichengbao。
zhenmeixiangdao,tayexinglanyouchaoyirijuranhainengshuochuzheimeexindehua!
shenmubaiguoranbeiexindebuxing,houtuilejibu。
kao,zheirenyetailvchaleba!
tongyishike,qianfangchuanlai“peng”deyisheng。
liangrentongshitaitoukanqu——
迟九溟撞到了树上。