第5章

kanyangzihaodongxidoujishouqilaile,zheishuomingbuguanshizainageniandaidouyouyouxinren。

yushiyexiaomanzhuangzuofeichangchijingdewendao:“bobonizenmezhidaowobabahuixiushouyinjihezixingche?”

tazhinendelianshangshiyiliandetianzhen。

haibudengnanrenhuida,yexiaomanyoushifenjiaoaodeshuodao:“qishiwoyehuiyidiandian。”

“niyehui?huaidezixingcheyehuixiu?”nanrenxianranshibuxiangxin。

“dui,zixingcheyehuixiu,wokebuchuiniu,qishixiuzixingchewobazuizaixing!wozuijingtongdehaishixiushouyinji,zhiyaoshilingjianqiquandejiushouyinji,wobaoguannengbataxiuhao。buxindehua,ninnayitaijiushouyinjijiwoshishi,bujiuzhidaowopianmeipianren。”

“xiaoguniang,nishijixiechangdezidi?”

“duiya!ninzazhidaode?”

“neiwozenmebujidejianguoni?”

“zenmekeneng?wogengegejiejielaiguozheililiangcile,womenhaizaizheilimaiguojibenxiaorenshu。”

“nirenshizi,duguoshu?”

sheizhi,yexiaomanqueshifenaojiaodehuidadao:“duiya,renziyoushenmenande,shubenlideziwoquandourenshi,wozaijixiechangzidixiaoxueshangxue。”

yexiaomanmeixinmeifeidehaoxiangzhutongdaodouzibanbanengshuodequanshuole,dantahenjizeidemeishuozijishangjinianji。

nanrenyanzhongdaizhexiaoyi,juedingdoudouyanqiandexiaoguniang。

yushitayouwendao:“neinixianzaipaolaizheilishitaoke?nijiubupalaoshizhidaolerangnifazhan,rangnisaocesuo。”

yexiaomanmangbianjiedao:“wozheikebusuanshitaoke,wojintianshengbingleduziteng,womamayijingbangwogenlaoshiqingjiale。”

xianrannanrenbuxiangqingyifangguota,jixudoutadao:“jiranduziteng,neinihaibulaolaoshishizaijialidaizhe。”

“heihei……bushixianzaiduziyoubutenglema!duilebobo,nimenzheilidaodiyoumeiyoujiushouyinjimaiya?”

“niyouduoshaoqian,yaomaijiushouyinji?”

yexiaomancongyidoulitaochuzhouzhoubabadewumaoqian,jiezheyoutaochuyibawuyanliusedeshuiguotang。

ranhouzhazheshuiwangwangdedayanjingkanzhenanrenwendao:“bobo,zheixiegouma?yaobu,ninnayitaijiushouyinjirangwoshishi。”

xianrannanrenhaishibutaixiangxinta。

tayouwendao:“nijinnianjisui?”

“woyijingmanqisuile。”

“nifumudouzaipangbiandejixiechangshangban?”

yexiaomanjuedezheiyemeishenmehaoyinmande,yushishifenchengshidehuidao:“duiya,wobajiuzaijixiuchejianshangban,tahaishijixiuchejiandejishuyuan,liujigong。”

yexiaomanhaiteyiqiangdiao“liujigong”zheisangezi

nanrenchijingdekanzheyexiaoman,turanyadishengyinwendao:“nibabahuixiuzixingchema?”

“huiya!zheigejiugengjiandanle。”

yushiyexiaomanmangbawumaoqianshoulehuilai,zhuangjinleshangyidedoudouli,ranhoukaishimainongqilai。

“qishizixingchedeguzhang,bushichacheyouwenti,jiushiluntaiyouwenti,yaobujiushiliantiaoyouwenti……zongzhi,buguanshishenmewenti,zaiwozheidoushixiaowenti,woquandouhuixiu。”

kanyexiaomanshuodetoutoushidao,youshifendudingdeyangzi,nanrenyanshenxilideshangxiadaliangleyexiaomanhaojiyanwendao:“zhendehuixiu?meichuiniu?”

neixilideyanshenbatakandetoupizhifama。

danxiangdaozijiyouchawuzheigewaiguazai,yudaoweixiantahuitiqianjizijiyujing,hekuangzijihaiyoukongjianzai,dabuleyudaoweixianduodaokongjianli。

yushiyexiaomandunshidanzijiufeile,tashiyidiandoubudaipade。

wubidandingdehuidadao:“wokemeichuiniu。”

kanzheyexiaomanwubidandingdeyangzi,nanrenxinxiang,kanyangzixiaoguniangzhenbuxiangshizaichuiniupi。

那他得试试看。

yushishuodao:“lai,xiaoguniang,nilaizhibanshizuozhedengboboyihuier,woquhoumiancangkunataijiushouyinjiguolai。”

yexiaomanxinxiangzijizheishiduduile,guoranyou。rangtajinqudeng,neijiudengdenghaole。

yushimanghuidao:“hao,wonaliyebuqu,jiuzaizheilidengzhebobo。”

“我姓谢。”

“xiebobohao,mafanninle!”

嘴甜就是必杀技。

ranhoutashifenguaiqiaodezoujinzhibanshisuibianzhaolegedengzizuoxia。

dengdezheihuiergongfu,yexiaomanyemeixianzhe,tamangcongapplixiadangoumailexiushouyinjideershouwanyongbiaoheluosidao,haiyoudianluotieheyixierongyisunhuaidexiaolingjian。

xiugeshouyinjiyouzheijiyangdongxijiuzugoule。

maihaodongximeidengduodayihuier,xingxiedenanrenbuzhidaocongnalibaochulianggejiushouyinjichulai。

yexiaomanmangzhanqishen,guyijinghudao:“yo!zheihaishiyitaimiguoshengchandefeigepai,zheiyangzikezhenpiaoliang。”

zheitaishouyinjidewaiguanqueshihenpiaoliang,caiyongdeshifugudejingdiansheji,waiguanweimeidaqi,tuxianguizufengfan。

lingyitaishiwaiqiaoshuaihuailedeshouyinji,zixiyikanshiyitaiwoguozijishengchande“hongxingpai”shouyinji,muzhidewaiqiao,yangzixianggexiaoxiazi。

“jiuzheiliangtai,haiyouma?”

“ziranbuzhizheixie,jintianjiuxianxiuzheiliangtai,nixiaoxindianbienonghuaile。”

“zheitaidewaiqiaobenlaijiushihuaide,bobokebiewulaiwo。”yexiaomanguzhesaibangzi、dengzheyanhuidao。

“ai!xiaojiahuonixianbiejiya!bobobushizheigeyisi,bobodeyisishibiekezhele。”

“zheihaichabuduo!xiebobonijiufangxinba,wozuoshihuihenxiaoxinde。duile,zanliangxianshuohao,dengxiuhaohou,woyaozheitaishouyinji。”yexiaomanhaobukeqidetichuzijideyaoqiu。

nanrenlengleyixia,kanyexiaomanshouzhizheneitaishuaihuailedeguochanshouyinji,bushizhideneitai“feige”paishouyinji,jiumeishuoshenme。

fanzhengdoushuaichengzheiyangle,jilejiujileba。

zhishitayoushangshangxiaxiadaliangleyexiaomanhaojiyan。

kantayifulisuoyingdangdeyangzi,zuihouhaishizhuangzuohenbushededeyaoyaoyahuidao:“hao!yiyanweiding。”

“xiebobo,nizheiliyouwanyongbiaoheluosidao,haiyoudianluotiema?”

wenyan,nanrendexintoubuyoudeyizhan,xiaoguniangzheimezhuanye,kanyangzishizhendehuixiushouyinji。

yushihuidao:“zheilishifeipinshougouzhan,nishuodezheixiedongxi,zheilihaizhenmeiyou。”

yexiaomanxinxiangxingkuizijitiqianzhunbeile。

yushitaerhuabushuo,congshubaolinachuershoudewanyongbiao,luosidao,haiyoudianluotie,haiyouyixiexiaolingjian。

zheixiahaizhenbananrenjikanshayanle!xinxiang,ganqingxiaoguniangzheishizaoyouzhunbei!

yexiaomanxianxiudeshineitaimiguochande“feige”paidianziguanshouyinji,tashiyikuanzhongduanboguangboshouyinji。

yidanjinrugongzuozhuangtai,yexiaomanjiubianchengleqianshineigewuqizhuanjiagongzuoshideyangzi。

jiujiantashifenzhuanyedeyongluosidaobalianggeshouyinjiquandouchaikai,ranhounaqiwanyongbiaoaigelingjianceshilegebian,neigelisuojingjiuxiangshigeduoniandelaoshifu。

ceshiwanzhihou,jiezheyexiaomandongzuoshuliandekaishiyongdianluotiebayuanlaihuailedelingjianhuanxialai。

nanrenjiuzhanzaipangbianshashadekanzheyexiaomandaogu。

yongleyigexiaoshibudao,yexiaomanjiubaliangtaishouyinjiquanxiuhaole。

jiezhetadongzuomalidezaizhongxinbashouyinjianzhuanghao。

ranhougennanrenyaolailiangjiegandianchi,yexiaomandakaishouyinjidekaiguananniukaishidiaoshi,faxianjieshouxinhaobutaihao,yougennanrenyaolailianggentongxianzuotianxian。

zaicidakaishouyinjidiaoshi,shouyinjilimianchuanlaimayutaolaoshidegesheng。

zhengzaichangdeshi《guihuakaifangxingfulai》,malaoshidegeshenggaokangliaoliang,shouyinjideshengyinhenda,wurenhezayin。

guandiaodianyuananniu,yexiaomanjiezhediaoshilingyitai。

dengbaliangtaishouyinjidoudiaoshihaozhihou,yexiaomankuaisudebagongjudoushoudaozijideshubaoli。

ranhouzainanrendemudengkoudaixia,beizheshubaobaozheneitaiwaiqiaoshuaihuailedeshouyinji,wubixiaosadezhuanshenzoule。

kanzheyexiaomanzouchuzhibanshidemen,nanrencairumengchuxing。

tamanghandao:“ai!ai!yexiaoguniang,nixianbiezoua!wozheilihaiyoujitaijiushouyinjiyeyaoxiu。”