kanyangzihaodongxidoujishouqilaile,zheishuomingbuguanshizainageniandaidouyouyouxinren。
yushiyexiaomanzhuangzuofeichangchijingdewendao:“bobonizenmezhidaowobabahuixiushouyinjihezixingche?”
tazhinendelianshangshiyiliandetianzhen。
haibudengnanrenhuida,yexiaomanyoushifenjiaoaodeshuodao:“qishiwoyehuiyidiandian。”
“niyehui?huaidezixingcheyehuixiu?”nanrenxianranshibuxiangxin。
“dui,zixingcheyehuixiu,wokebuchuiniu,qishixiuzixingchewobazuizaixing!wozuijingtongdehaishixiushouyinji,zhiyaoshilingjianqiquandejiushouyinji,wobaoguannengbataxiuhao。buxindehua,ninnayitaijiushouyinjijiwoshishi,bujiuzhidaowopianmeipianren。”
“xiaoguniang,nishijixiechangdezidi?”
“duiya!ninzazhidaode?”
“neiwozenmebujidejianguoni?”
“zenmekeneng?wogengegejiejielaiguozheililiangcile,womenhaizaizheilimaiguojibenxiaorenshu。”
“nirenshizi,duguoshu?”
sheizhi,yexiaomanqueshifenaojiaodehuidadao:“duiya,renziyoushenmenande,shubenlideziwoquandourenshi,wozaijixiechangzidixiaoxueshangxue。”
yexiaomanmeixinmeifeidehaoxiangzhutongdaodouzibanbanengshuodequanshuole,dantahenjizeidemeishuozijishangjinianji。
nanrenyanzhongdaizhexiaoyi,juedingdoudouyanqiandexiaoguniang。
yushitayouwendao:“neinixianzaipaolaizheilishitaoke?nijiubupalaoshizhidaolerangnifazhan,rangnisaocesuo。”
yexiaomanmangbianjiedao:“wozheikebusuanshitaoke,wojintianshengbingleduziteng,womamayijingbangwogenlaoshiqingjiale。”
xianrannanrenbuxiangqingyifangguota,jixudoutadao:“jiranduziteng,neinihaibulaolaoshishizaijialidaizhe。”
“heihei……bushixianzaiduziyoubutenglema!duilebobo,nimenzheilidaodiyoumeiyoujiushouyinjimaiya?”
“niyouduoshaoqian,yaomaijiushouyinji?”
yexiaomancongyidoulitaochuzhouzhoubabadewumaoqian,jiezheyoutaochuyibawuyanliusedeshuiguotang。
ranhouzhazheshuiwangwangdedayanjingkanzhenanrenwendao:“bobo,zheixiegouma?yaobu,ninnayitaijiushouyinjirangwoshishi。”
xianrannanrenhaishibutaixiangxinta。
tayouwendao:“nijinnianjisui?”
“woyijingmanqisuile。”
“nifumudouzaipangbiandejixiechangshangban?”
yexiaomanjuedezheiyemeishenmehaoyinmande,yushishifenchengshidehuidao:“duiya,wobajiuzaijixiuchejianshangban,tahaishijixiuchejiandejishuyuan,liujigong。”
yexiaomanhaiteyiqiangdiao“liujigong”zheisangezi
nanrenchijingdekanzheyexiaoman,turanyadishengyinwendao:“nibabahuixiuzixingchema?”
“huiya!zheigejiugengjiandanle。”
yushiyexiaomanmangbawumaoqianshoulehuilai,zhuangjinleshangyidedoudouli,ranhoukaishimainongqilai。
“qishizixingchedeguzhang,bushichacheyouwenti,jiushiluntaiyouwenti,yaobujiushiliantiaoyouwenti……zongzhi,buguanshishenmewenti,zaiwozheidoushixiaowenti,woquandouhuixiu。”
kanyexiaomanshuodetoutoushidao,youshifendudingdeyangzi,nanrenyanshenxilideshangxiadaliangleyexiaomanhaojiyanwendao:“zhendehuixiu?meichuiniu?”
neixilideyanshenbatakandetoupizhifama。
danxiangdaozijiyouchawuzheigewaiguazai,yudaoweixiantahuitiqianjizijiyujing,hekuangzijihaiyoukongjianzai,dabuleyudaoweixianduodaokongjianli。
yushiyexiaomandunshidanzijiufeile,tashiyidiandoubudaipade。
wubidandingdehuidadao:“wokemeichuiniu。”
kanzheyexiaomanwubidandingdeyangzi,nanrenxinxiang,kanyangzixiaoguniangzhenbuxiangshizaichuiniupi。
那他得试试看。
yushishuodao:“lai,xiaoguniang,nilaizhibanshizuozhedengboboyihuier,woquhoumiancangkunataijiushouyinjiguolai。”
yexiaomanxinxiangzijizheishiduduile,guoranyou。rangtajinqudeng,neijiudengdenghaole。
yushimanghuidao:“hao,wonaliyebuqu,jiuzaizheilidengzhebobo。”
“我姓谢。”
“xiebobohao,mafanninle!”
嘴甜就是必杀技。
ranhoutashifenguaiqiaodezoujinzhibanshisuibianzhaolegedengzizuoxia。
dengdezheihuiergongfu,yexiaomanyemeixianzhe,tamangcongapplixiadangoumailexiushouyinjideershouwanyongbiaoheluosidao,haiyoudianluotieheyixierongyisunhuaidexiaolingjian。
xiugeshouyinjiyouzheijiyangdongxijiuzugoule。
maihaodongximeidengduodayihuier,xingxiedenanrenbuzhidaocongnalibaochulianggejiushouyinjichulai。
yexiaomanmangzhanqishen,guyijinghudao:“yo!zheihaishiyitaimiguoshengchandefeigepai,zheiyangzikezhenpiaoliang。”
zheitaishouyinjidewaiguanqueshihenpiaoliang,caiyongdeshifugudejingdiansheji,waiguanweimeidaqi,tuxianguizufengfan。
lingyitaishiwaiqiaoshuaihuailedeshouyinji,zixiyikanshiyitaiwoguozijishengchande“hongxingpai”shouyinji,muzhidewaiqiao,yangzixianggexiaoxiazi。
“jiuzheiliangtai,haiyouma?”
“ziranbuzhizheixie,jintianjiuxianxiuzheiliangtai,nixiaoxindianbienonghuaile。”
“zheitaidewaiqiaobenlaijiushihuaide,bobokebiewulaiwo。”yexiaomanguzhesaibangzi、dengzheyanhuidao。
“ai!xiaojiahuonixianbiejiya!bobobushizheigeyisi,bobodeyisishibiekezhele。”
“zheihaichabuduo!xiebobonijiufangxinba,wozuoshihuihenxiaoxinde。duile,zanliangxianshuohao,dengxiuhaohou,woyaozheitaishouyinji。”yexiaomanhaobukeqidetichuzijideyaoqiu。
nanrenlengleyixia,kanyexiaomanshouzhizheneitaishuaihuailedeguochanshouyinji,bushizhideneitai“feige”paishouyinji,jiumeishuoshenme。
fanzhengdoushuaichengzheiyangle,jilejiujileba。
zhishitayoushangshangxiaxiadaliangleyexiaomanhaojiyan。
kantayifulisuoyingdangdeyangzi,zuihouhaishizhuangzuohenbushededeyaoyaoyahuidao:“hao!yiyanweiding。”
“xiebobo,nizheiliyouwanyongbiaoheluosidao,haiyoudianluotiema?”
wenyan,nanrendexintoubuyoudeyizhan,xiaoguniangzheimezhuanye,kanyangzishizhendehuixiushouyinji。
yushihuidao:“zheilishifeipinshougouzhan,nishuodezheixiedongxi,zheilihaizhenmeiyou。”
yexiaomanxinxiangxingkuizijitiqianzhunbeile。
yushitaerhuabushuo,congshubaolinachuershoudewanyongbiao,luosidao,haiyoudianluotie,haiyouyixiexiaolingjian。
zheixiahaizhenbananrenjikanshayanle!xinxiang,ganqingxiaoguniangzheishizaoyouzhunbei!
yexiaomanxianxiudeshineitaimiguochande“feige”paidianziguanshouyinji,tashiyikuanzhongduanboguangboshouyinji。
yidanjinrugongzuozhuangtai,yexiaomanjiubianchengleqianshineigewuqizhuanjiagongzuoshideyangzi。
jiujiantashifenzhuanyedeyongluosidaobalianggeshouyinjiquandouchaikai,ranhounaqiwanyongbiaoaigelingjianceshilegebian,neigelisuojingjiuxiangshigeduoniandelaoshifu。
ceshiwanzhihou,jiezheyexiaomandongzuoshuliandekaishiyongdianluotiebayuanlaihuailedelingjianhuanxialai。
nanrenjiuzhanzaipangbianshashadekanzheyexiaomandaogu。
yongleyigexiaoshibudao,yexiaomanjiubaliangtaishouyinjiquanxiuhaole。
jiezhetadongzuomalidezaizhongxinbashouyinjianzhuanghao。
ranhougennanrenyaolailiangjiegandianchi,yexiaomandakaishouyinjidekaiguananniukaishidiaoshi,faxianjieshouxinhaobutaihao,yougennanrenyaolailianggentongxianzuotianxian。
zaicidakaishouyinjidiaoshi,shouyinjilimianchuanlaimayutaolaoshidegesheng。
zhengzaichangdeshi《guihuakaifangxingfulai》,malaoshidegeshenggaokangliaoliang,shouyinjideshengyinhenda,wurenhezayin。
guandiaodianyuananniu,yexiaomanjiezhediaoshilingyitai。
dengbaliangtaishouyinjidoudiaoshihaozhihou,yexiaomankuaisudebagongjudoushoudaozijideshubaoli。
ranhouzainanrendemudengkoudaixia,beizheshubaobaozheneitaiwaiqiaoshuaihuailedeshouyinji,wubixiaosadezhuanshenzoule。
kanzheyexiaomanzouchuzhibanshidemen,nanrencairumengchuxing。
tamanghandao:“ai!ai!yexiaoguniang,nixianbiezoua!wozheilihaiyoujitaijiushouyinjiyeyaoxiu。”