第1章 乡村女婿

“madazhuang,niyaoganshenme?”

taoyuancun,cundongtoudeyigexiaohurenjia,chennankangzhechutou,gangzhunbeixiadiganhuo,yikaimen,heranfaxianmenkouzhanzhesangebusuzhike!

daitouzheijiahuonianjibuda,gezibugao,shencaijidufeipang,yiliandehengrou,manliandeweisuo。

zheigerenjiushimadazhuang,cunzhangdedaerzi,zhangzhezheigeshenfen,haoshibuzuo,huaishijingtong,chihepiaoduchou,kengmengguaipiantou,yangyangnashou。

zaicunzilimianhaiyouyigewaihao,laigoupi!

jiushishuoruguobeitadingshangle,buyaodiaoniyikuairou,xinisankouxue,doubukenengsongkaizui,zheixianglixiangqinde,sheimeishoutaqifu?

“meixiangdaonizheifeiwuqidehaitingzao,zoukai,zoukai,laozibuzhaoni,laozijintianyaozhaoxifuer。”

madazhuangshuozhe,yilianqingmiedijiangchennantuikai,daizhelianggeren,dayaodabaidezoujinyuanzilile。

chennanzaicunzilishenziguneishichulemingdedanbo,biekankangzhechutouyaochuquganhuo,ganbulebangezhongtou,jiudezaitianjianditouxiuxiyihuier。

genghekuangchennanyidianbenshidoumeiyou,daochamennvxuyige,chihedoukaozhangmuniang,zaicunlinanrendeyanzhongjiushigeruangutou。

zuoweicunzhangdeerzi,ziranbubachennanfangzaiyanli。

“找媳妇儿?”

chennanmengdezhouqimeitou,weiweidezhuanguoshenlai,kanzhemadazhuangdebeiying:“nizoucuomenleba?niyemeijiehunnalaidexifuer?”

“woshimeijiehun,buguowomashangjiuyaojiehunle。”

madazhuanghuiguoshenlai,lianshangguazheweisuodexiao,yishuangzhuyandoukuaijimeile,shenchuduanxiaodezhushou,molemoxiaba:“zenme,niqianzhangmuniangmeihenishuoguo?woshuodejiushinixifuerzhaoxueqing。”

“什么?!”

chennantingdaozhihou,shunjianjingdaizaiyuandi,zhijieshayanle。

“dongxiufang?zaijiameia?wolaitiqinle!”

madazhuangshuowanyebuguan,yijingshazaiyuandishihuabandechennan,ershizhuanguoshenlai,dashengdehoudao。

“来了来了!”

jinbidefangmenbeiyigezhongniannvrentuikai,haizaihuangluandechuanzheyifu,lianshangdexiaoyouyisimingxiandebuziran。

zheinvrenjiushichennandezhangmuniang,dongxiufang!

“dazhuanglaile,zheixiatiankezhengourede,dazaoshangjiuredegouqiang。”

dongxiufangmanlianduixiao,reqingwubi,jijimangmangdejiuyingshanglai:“kuaikuaikuai,wulizuo,wulizuo。”

shuowan,dengleyiyanchennan:“nizheimeiyongdedongxi,yidianyanlijingerdoumeiyou,haizhanzheganshenmehaibuganjinjinwudaocha?!”

“那倒是不用了。”

madazhuangbailebaishou:“womeineimeduoshijian。”

shuozhemadazhuangcongzijidehuaizhongnachuyizhangzhi,paizaiyuanzizhongyangdeyigejiazishang:“zhiqianzanmenshuohaole,ruguozheisanshiwannidaoqihaibushang,jiuyaobanidenverjiajiwo,xianzainiyifenqiankedoumeijiwo,gailvxingchengnuoleba?”

“什么!?”

dezhizhenxiangdechennan,shunjiandaizhizaiyuandi,zhangdalezuibaxujiudoumeiyouheshang,turan,chennanfanyingdeguolai,jimangshangqian:“ma,zheishizenmehuishi?nishenmeshihoujielesanshiwan,womenzenmebuzhidao?!jiusuanhaibushang,womenyiqinulizhengqianxiangbanfajiuhaole,weishenmeyaobaxueqingjiajizheijiahuo?tashenmeyangnihaibuzhidaoma?genghekuangxueqingyijingjiarenle,wocaishitadezhangfu!”

chennanxinzhongshenzangzhewujindenuhuo。

zijidezhangmuniangbeizhezijijielesanshiwanbushuo,jingranhaibazijideqizidangchengdiyawu?

wanquanbubazijidangyihuishier!

zhendebazijidangchengyigemeiyouyongdewonangfei!

“xingle,shengyinzheimedaganma?shengyindanijiubushifeiwule?”

dongxiufangqueshiyidiandoubunaifan:“womenjiayangnizheimeduonianyijingshirenzhiyijinle,wogaosuni,xueqingshiwonver,worangtajiajisheitajiujiajishei,genniyougemaoguanxi?wodangchubawonverxupeijini,shiweilerangwonveryihounenggouchixiangdehelade,danshiniqiaoqiao?nijialipochanlebushuo,nihaibianchengleyigemeiyongdefeiwu,xianzaininayouzigeshuohua?”

dongxiufangduizhechennanpitougailiandeyidunchouma,jinjiezhezhuantoukanxiangmadazhuang,genbianlianyiyang,shunjianhuanleyifuxiaorong:“dazhuanga,nifangxin,bietingzheigefeiwuhushuobadao,woshixueqingdeqinma,woshuoshenmejiushishenme。”

“不过呢……”

dongxiufangshuowan,heiheiyixiao,xiaoxinyiyidecuolecuoshou:“bierenjiajiehun,doudejidiancailishenmede,nishuo……”

madazhuangyitinglengxiaolianlian,made,nizheigechunnvrenkezhengoutanlande。

yaobushikanjiannverzhangdehaokan,shencaifengmandefenshang,laozizaoyibazhangjiuhushangqule。

“yihouzanmenjiushiyijiarenle,zheidiancailisuandeleshenme。”

madazhuangxinlisuiranshizheimexiangde,danbuguanzenmeshuo,dongxiufangyeshizijiyihoudelaozhangmuniang,mianzishangyaoguodequ。

保证归保证。

kemadazhuangdexinlikebuneimexiangde,woyaodekebujinjinshinidenver,haiyounimenjiazheigeyuanzihehoumiandeyizuoshan,cailisuandeleshenmewoyaorangnilianbendailiquantuchulai,zuihoubanimenjiachidelianzhadoubusheng!

“我不同意!”

jiuzaizheishi,yidaorutongyinlingbandeshengyin,congpangbiandewuzichuanlai,fangmendakaiyigeshencaigaotiaozhangxiangxiuli,shencaiyichangfengmanhewanmeidenvzi,zhouzhemeitoucongwuzilimianzoulechulai。

madazhuangkandaoyihou,lianshangweisuodexiaorongshunjianzhanfang,yituan**shengtengchunchunyudong。

“xingleya,kuaikuaikuai,jintiandazhuangzhenghaoshangmentiqin,nimenrenshirenshi,wodaihuixiachuzuojigexiaocai,hejibei。”

董秀芳急忙说着。

“ma,woyijingjiarenle,woyouzhangfu,zheijianshiqingshuoshenmewoyebuhuitongyide!woshibukenenggenchennanlihunzaijiarende!”

zhaoxueqingdeyuqiyichangjianding,zoudaochennandeshenpang,yibajiulouzhulechennandegebo。

madazhuangkandaozhihoudunshinuhuoshengqi。

zaitakanlaizhaoxueqingyijingshitadenvren,rujinhaihezheigefeiwurucibandeqinni,zheibushijizijidaimaozima?!

madazhuanglengxiaoyisheng,kanxiangdongxiufang:“kanlaininvershibuleyile,neinijiuganjinhaiqianba,ruguohaibushangwoxianzailikebaojing,nibuzailimiandaigeshinianbanianshibukenengchulaide!”

“aiyaya,zheihuazenmeshuode,dazhuangnibieshengqi,wolaijiejue!”

yitingzijiyaozuolao,dongxiufangdunshijiuhuangle,jijimangmangzoudaozhaoxueqingdeshenpang,lazhezijidenverkukuaiqiu:“nvera,niangxinxinkukubaniyangzheimeda,nibunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhewoquzuolaoa?genghekuangdazhuangjiatiaojianneimehao,nijiaguoqushenmedoubuchoua!”

kandaozijimuqinzheibanyangzi,zhaoxueqingzhouqimeitou,xinzhongshengtengqiwujindeshiwang。

zijidemuqincongnianqingdeshihoujiuaihaopuzhanglangfei,zheimeduonianbuzhihualeduoshaoqian,qianyiduanshijiangengshiranshangleshuaqiandexiguan。

kaishideshihouzhishishuleyiwanliangwan。

kexianzaijingranbeizhetamenshulezhengzhengsanshiwan?!

putongbaixingjialeisileihuoyiniancaiwuliuwan,zheiyixiazijiubahaojiniandeshourudoupeijinqule?!

“nizheiliximingxianbuduijing,fenbiejiushigaolidai!”

zhaoxueqingturanzhijianfaxianleshenme,dashengdeshuozhe。

“jiusuanshigaolidai,niyedehaiqian!buhaijiuzuolao!”

马大壮才不管那些。

“nidaoshishuojuhuaya!”

kandaochennanzaipangbianchenmobuyu,zhaoxueqingdangshijiujile,jimangtuiletuichennan:“tamenkeshizaidangzhenidemian,yaobawoqiangzoua!yigedananrenzenmeyijuhuadoubushuo?”

chennanquewojinlequantou,dixialetou。

dangnianneigecunzilimiandeyangguangshaonian,henduorenzuilimianbierenjiadehaizi,rujinqueyouyixieqienuo。

zhaoxueqingdunshijuewangle,zijidemuqinruci,zijidezhangfujingranyezheiyang!

“zheimadangde,zhenhena。”

“haodaidoushiyijiaren,weileyidianqian,bazijinverjimaile。”

“唉……”

menwai,zhouweidelinjumenxiaoshengdeyilunzhe。

zheimedaderenao,ziranhuiweishangyiquanren,zuolinyoushederenjibenshangdoulaile,douyaotoutanxi,danshiquemeiyouyigerenzhanchulaishuohua。

yifangmianzheishirenjiadejiashi,meifaguan。

另外一个……

cunzhangkeshicunzilidecunba,jialihaiyangzhejigedashou,sheiganre?

jintianshuoyijuhua,mingtianfangzidounengjinichaile!

zheiyangdehuoyanwang,laoshibajiaodecunmingenbendezuibuqi,pingshishouqifuleyezhinengrenqitunsheng。

“kandaomeiyou,nijiushigenzhezheiyangdeyigechounanren,bieyiweilaozibuzhidao,zheinanrenyijingbujuhenzhangshijianleba?”

madazhuanglengxiaolianlian:“buguonifangxin,wotigehenhao,baozhengbaniweidebaobaode,rangnibaitianchidebao,wanshangchidegengbao!”

shuozhemadazhuangdashouyihui,shenhoudelianggebiaoxingdahanyilianzhengningdiweileshangqu。

“你要干嘛?”

zhaoxueqingheleyidatiao,jimangxianghouduoqu。

danweicengxiangdao,dongxiufangjingrantoutouderaodaolezhaoxueqingdehoumian,mengranwangqianyitui,zhaoxueqingzhongxinbuwen,liangliangqiangqiangdewangqianchonglejibu,zhijiejiubeilianggebiaoxingdahanzhuazhule!

“妈!你竟然!”

赵雪晴面如死灰!

“yatoua,nixianzaikenengshengqi,kenenghuiguaiwo,danniyihoujiuzhidaole,mamashiduinihao,nayoudangmadebuainverde?”

dongxiufangguanmiantanghuangdeshuozhe。

“ng……jintianshigehaorizi,daqingzaoshangdeyangguangbucuo,woxinqingyetinghao,jiuzhijiezainimendewuzilimianrudongfangba!”

kandaochennanhezhaoxueqingzhiqiandejudong,madazhuangxinzhongjiduzhixinxunsushengteng,jingranzhunbeizaichennanhezhaoxueqingdewoshi,zhijierudongfang!

chennanmengrantaiqitoulai,yishuangyanjingchongchizhenuhuo,quantouwodekakazhixiang!

doushiyinweidangnianneigeyiwai,zijicaihuibianchengzheiyang……

buran,madazhuangnaganfangsi?

“陈楠……”

kandaozijidezhangfuyiranyidongbudong,zhaoxueqingtongkudebishangyanjing,chedisixinle!

tingdaomadazhuangzhangkuangdexiaosheng,kandaozijiqizijuewangdebiaoqing,chennanzhongyurenbuzhule,nanrendenuhuoshengtengerchu。

“tmdfangkaiwolaopo!”

zheigeshihouruguozaizhanbuchulai,yihoujiubiezuonanrenle,huibeicunziliderenchuozhejiliangguma!

“jiunizheifeiwuhaigandaren,gunnimade!”

qizhongyigedahanqueshilengxiaolianlian,genbenjiumeiyoubachennanfangzaiyanli,yibazhangjiuchouleguoqu,chennanxianzaideshenziruodebuchengyangzi,aileyibazhangchadianmeifeichuqu。

lianlianhoutuilehaojibu,mengranyiyang,hounaozhijiekezaiyuanzidangzhongdeyikuaishitoushang,xianxueshunjianliulechulai。

zhishimeiyourenfaxian,yidixianxuetengkongerqi,qiahaoluozaichennanbozishangdeyikuaiyupeishang!

“嗖!”

xiayimiaozhong,yupeihuazuoyidaodanlansedeguangmang,huirudaochennandemeixinzhizhong。