“反正够丢人的。”
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yujuntingdaopangrenyueyayuedideyilunsheng，juedeyouqujile。
续弦……
zheichenghuhaitingyouyiside。
zhengxiangzhe，yiguanmenkoujijinlaijigeren，banzhenvrenkutianhandideshengyin。
“zhisirenle，renjingtangzhisirenle。”
renjingtangmenkou，yimingfurenmozheyanleihengchongjinlai，shenhoudeliangmingzhuanghanyongjiaoyitaizheyigeliansecangbaidenanrengenzaihoumian。
yiguanliderenbeizheizhenzhanghedesankai，tengchuyikuaikongdi。
liangmingzhuanghanbananrenfangzaizhongjian。
furenlaishixiongxiong，linzhejibaokunhaodezhongyaokuhanzhe：“wokumingdefujuna，tuozheyishendebinghaiyaoshouzheizhongzui，womenjiajiujingzaoleshenmenie，nimenlinjiayaozheimedaidu。”
yiguanzhangguanshitingdaodongjing，ganjincongyaofangpaoguolai，jianzhuangwen：“zhaojianiangzi，nizheishinaonachu？”
“nao？wofujunchilenimenrenjingtangdeyaodoukuaisile。”furenjiangshoulidezhongyaobaorengdaodishang，“nimenzheibangtianshade，jinriyaoshibujiwogeshuofa，wojiushangyamengaonimen，qiuzanmenqingtiandalaoyeweiwozuozhu。”
tajiananrentangzaijiaoyishang，sizhiwuli，miansecangbai，xiangshizhiyouyikouqidiaozhe。
zhangguanshishenweirenjingtangdefuzeren，jianguanlezheizhongchangmian，buhuangbumangjianqidishangdezhongyaobao，naqujiguanlidelaodafuchayan，laodafudakaiyaobao，yongshounianlenianneijiweicaoyao，youfangdaobijianwenlewen，jiezhezhouqimeitou，qiaoqiaohanlaizhuayaodeyaotong，wenzheiyaoshisheikaide？
yaotongtuntuntutu，buganshuo。
“我开的。”
renqunzhongzouchuyimingshenxingxiuzhangdeshaonian。
shaonianzoudaolaodafushenpang，kanlekanneibaoyao，shenqingrenzhendao：“shifu，zheiyaomeikaicuo，zhiqiaosanqian，houbusanqian，xiebaierqian，guizhiyiqian，gualoushisanqian，sanwanshuijianyiwan，chenzaofuyong。”
laodafumeitouzhoudegengshenle：“ershaoye，zhixiongbiyiguanyongdeshizhishi，nizenmehuanchengzhiqiao？”
linlaotaiyeyousangeerzi。
dayelinwenyuan，eryelinxiaozhi，sanyelinhuaian。
ciren，shidayedeererzilinshiyao。
linshiyaoshilangzhouxianchulemingdeyidaizi，zhongrichenmiyanjiuyishu，ershijilerengweiquqishengzi，yezhengshiyinweixingzitaizhou，jialidexiongdizimeimendoubuaiyutalaiwang，suoxingtadulaiduwang，congbuzaiyishuyiwaideshiqingshangxiagongfu，yinciyeshenglezhuduomafan。
tazhuaqiyibazhiqiaodao：“zhiqiaobizhishiyaoxingwenhe，zhishizhupoqi，zhiqiaozhuxingqi，bingzhehanxieruti，haibanyoutongteng，buyidazhi，suoyiworenwei，zhiqiaogenghao。”
“keshiwogennishuoguoduoshaoci，zhiqiaosuiranzhuxingqi，danzhishidexingqixiaoguoyaobizhiqiaohao，nisizihuanleyao，qitajiweiyaojiubuhele……ershaoye，shiyaosanfendu，zheiyangshihuichisirende。”
“shifu，woyoufencun。”
“neiniyegaishixiangenwoshangliangyixia……ai！”laodafuwunai。
tadaiguohenduotudi，weiyouershaoyezuizhou。
zongzaibugaijiaozhendeshiqingshangfanbing。
furentinglehoudakudahan，yibianyangyanyaoquyamengaorenjingtang，yibianyoukaishisuoyaogaoedepeichangjin，congyibailiangkudaoyiqianliang。
场面开始失控。
quemeirenzhuyidao，yujunyijingzoudaoleneigetangzaijiaoyishangdenanrenshenbian，taiqitadeshoubaqilemai，suihoucongyigedafushouliqulaijigenyinzhen，jiekainanrendeyishang，jiangzhenzhajintaxiongqiandetanzhongxuehezhongfuxue，dongzuoyiqihecheng。
dengyourenzhuyidaotashi，tayijingshizhenwanbi。
furenjianzhuang，chongguolaiyaotuita。
taxianyibutuikai，furentuilegejimo，jinjiezhepaoxiaodao：“nizuoshenme？shibushiwangwofujunshenshangxialedu？niyouhejuxin？”
yishuangshuangmuguangluodaoleyujunshenshang。
tashengdeguaiqiao，geziyouxi，zhanzaiexiangbaitaidefurenshenpangxiangzhibeijinghedaodemaoer。
yujunbujinbumandao：“shenzi，yaofangmeicuo，zhuadeyaoyemeicuo，shinicuole。”
furendengyan：“xiaoyatoupianzi，hushuoshenmeni？”
yujunguaneryixiao：“nifujunhuanyouxiongbizhizheng，shichangxiongmenqiduan，tengtongnannai，suoyinizaiyaoliduotianleliangqianbaishaojitazhitong，suirandeyihuanjie，danshibaishaoshuhanliangzhipin，xiongbizhizhengyoushuhanxie，lianghanxiangzhuang，daozhitineidehanqiwufaxiaosan，fanerjujizaixiongqian，jiuerjiuzhi，bingqingziranjiazhong。”
furenhuangle，shengyinxinxubagao：“shenme……baishao？tingbudongnishuoshenme，wofujunbingchengzheiyang，shitamenyongyaobudang，woyaopeichang，woyaogaoquyamen。”
“ruonaodaoyamenliqu，shenzikongpashiyaoaibanzide。”
“apei！womencaishishouhaizhe，mofeixiantaiyehainengmengleyanjingsuibianyuanwangrenbucheng。”furenyaoyashuodao，zhuanshenjiupadaotananrenshenshangku。
laodafuzouleguolai，wenyujun：“xiaoguniang，nizenmezhidaohuanzhefuyonglebaishao？”
yujunpoyoulimaodechaolaodafuqianleqianshen，shuo：“huanzhepimaifurupianshu，chenchiwuli，shipiweixuruodezhengzhuang，cileirenshiyongbaishao，boziheshouwanchuyidinghuiqixixiaodepizhen。”
furenzhangzheerduotingdaoleyujundehua，xinxudechekaizijiananrendeyishang。