第1章
“shaziquqi，nitingguomei？”
“tingguo，tingshuohaoxianghaishixirimojiadeneigedaxiaojie，jiajileyigechishasanniandeshazi，neishazizhenshizoulegoushiyunle，xianhuachadaoleniufenshang！”
“zeze，tingshuomojiaweilezheijianchoushi，doubamozixunzhuchujiamenle，xianzaizhinengheneishazizuzhuzaiyigelianjiaxiaoquli，beipoguoshangpingminrizi。”
“neimozixun，haodaiyeshizanmenbinhaidiyimeinva，nishuozajiuzheimexiangbukaini？”
“zheinijiubuzhidaoleba，juchuanyan，tashiweilefankangchenjianeiweihuahuadashao，shengchengningkejiajiqigai，yebujiata，chenshaoyinuzhixia，caicongjieshangzhaoleyigeyaofandeshazi，jimojiashiya，bipomojiabamozixunjiajileshazi......”
“ai！haobaicaibeizhugonglou！tianduhongyan......”
caihonghuxiaoqu，yizuopuputongtongdeershouloufang，budaoqishipingmidewuzili。
chuanghushangtielejizhanggulinglingde“xi”zi，jiusuanshihunfangle。
chenjiudeshafashang，zuozheyigeshuangyanhongzhongdenvzi。
nvzichuanzhexiuhefu，shuangshoujinjinniezaiyiqi，leiyanmenglongkanzheduimianyigehanhanshaxiaodenianqingren，yijinghaozhangshijianmeiyoushuohuale。
tadexinli，youbugan，youweiqu，youfennu，youyihan，gengyouzheaimodayuxinsi。
zaitaduimian，shazixiaodehenmeixinmeifei，yizhangbudongrenshidelianpangshang，kaixindegenyiduojuhuayiyang。
tasuiransha，keyezhidaozheishitarenshengzhongzuizhongyao、zuixingfudeshike。
他有媳妇了！
erqie，zheixifubidianshishangneixiemingxinghaiyaopiaoliang，meimuruhua，qizhiruxian，fubaimaomei，shencai......tayigeshazi，budongnvrendeshencaiweihewu，zongzhijiushijuedenvrenkeyinaihaizi，shengsigewawayeebuzhe。
“不许笑！”
huoxushikanshazizheifushalehedemoyangkantaijiule，nvzimeilaiyoudeyizhenyunnu，hurannuhechusheng。
shazilikebilezui，biaoqingyouxieshanshan。
zaitaxinli，laoposhitian，laoposhidi，zhishilaopodepiqibutaihao，rangtawangdong，tajuebuganwangxi。
“nizhidaojintianshishenmerizime？”nvziyanjinggenghong，kanzheshaziwen。
shazihanhandediantou，hengchihengchizhilezhichuanghushangde“xi”zi，youliezuixiaole。
tadangranzhidaoya，zheishitachengqinderizini，youlexifu，tazaiyebuhuiliuluojietou，beirenqingjianzheqitaoyaofanle。
nvrenquekandegengjiasuanse，henbudenaqishenpangdebaozhen，henhenzazaishazishenshang。
kezuizhong，tahaishituirandefangxiale。
zheidoushizijidexuanze，bushime？
tazichaodeyixiao，zhenggerenshineimedewuli，xinhuiyileng。
“congjinwankaishi，woshuiwoshi，nishuishafa，zhidaome？”nvrenlenglengkanzheshazi。
傻子怯怯的点头。
“mingtiankaishi，wochuqushangbanzhuanqian，nizaijialijiwolaolaoshishidaizhe，wohuijinizhunbeihaochide，nibuxuluanpao，buxuluanjiechuwaimianderen，miandeneixiehuairenqifuni......”
nvrenyouhongleyanjing，jinyaozuichunshuodao。
meixiangdao，shaziyitingzheihuabuleyile，tazuilihengchihengchide，yibianbihuazheziji，yibianzhizhewaimian，haiwubirenzhendeyouzhilezhinvren，yijifangjian。
nvrensihukandongletadeyisi，doujiqixiaole：“nideyisishishuo，niyaochuquzhuanqian，laiyangwo？”
shazijidongdediantou，xiangshishanmenghaishi，chengdanleyixiangduomezhongdadezeren。
nvrenqiangrenleyiwandeleishui，huranjuedierxia！
tazaiyerenbuzhule，zhuaqishenbiandezhentou，henhendazaishazideshenshang！
“nipingshenmeyangwo？nigelianzijimingzidoubuhuixiedechundan！nichengxinrangwonanshoushime？wodasini！dasini！！”
tayixiayixiadedazhe，jinhufaxie，dadeshaziweiqudunzaidishang，baozhetou，butingdeqiehan，butingdeguaijiaoqiurao。
shazibuzhidaozijizuocuoleshenme，taxiangyigezuocuoshidehaizi，jinghuangshicuo，chenghuangchengkong。
haobanshang，nvrendaleile，zheicaibazhentouyonglirengdaoyibian。
shazisesuozaiyipang，mangranerfadou。
nvrenhenhendengzheta，zuizhong，caiyaoyaohuanghuangdezhanqilai，zouhuizijidefangjian。
zheiyike，tasuiranjuederenshengyipianhuian，keshiqingyijingdaolezheiyibu，tayezhinengrenmingle，jiajisuiji，jiagousuigou......
yexuzhuding，tajinshengjiubugaishiyigexingfudenvrenba。
kejiuzaizheishi，huranfangmenchuanlaiyizhenyixiang，sihuyourenzaiqiaomen。
nvrenmashangtingzhujiaobu，jingkongkanxiangmenkoufangxiang，zhijianbuyihuier，yigenazheluosidao，manshenjiuqi，liantangzhanghongdeqingnian，pixiaoroubuxiaodechuanglejinlai。
qingnianxiangmaoyingjun，shenchuanmingguixizhuang，zhishineijiujingshangtoudelianshang，xiemanlexixuehefengci。
“陈斌？”
nvrenhuangle，bennengdewanghouduo，quefaxianzheixiaoxiaodewuzili，genbenmeiyoushenmedifangshianquande，tayouzheqiangliedebuxiangyugan。
“shibushimeixiangdao，jinwanwohuilai？”
mingjiaochenbindeqingnian，lianshangxiaodegengyinxiele：“wozhuanchenglaigennidaoxidea，nijintianzhongyuruyuanyichang，jiajilezheigeshaziduiba？tingshuomojialianzuijibendeyishidoumeijiniban，jiubanihezheishaziyiqiganchulaile？”
“ni、nibieguolai！zaiguolaiwobaojingle！”
nvrenzhidaochenbinlaizhebushan，jingkongwanzhuangdao。
“hehe，biezhejia。”
chenbinyiranyibuyibudebijinzhe：“nishuonizaozhiruci，hebidangchuni？yaoshidangchuguaiguaiconglewo，bujiushenmeshidoumeiyoule？nimojiayejiuyincipanfushangwomenchenjia，feihuangtengda，zhirikedai，niyebuyongdangmojiadezuiren......”
“nizuomeng！wojiusuanjiazhujiagou，doubuhuijiajini！”nvrennuchizhechenbin，daoxianzai，tayiranbufanhuizijidelichang。
“haishizheimezuiying。”chenbinyaoyaqiechidexiaole：“suoyinijiuconglezheigeshazi？”
taqingmiedekanleshaziyiyan：“zheige**，kongpaliandongfangdoubuhuiruba？yeba，zheiliangchenjiri，bielangfeilezheichunxiaoyike，wotitabashiqingbanle，lailailai......”
“ni......nixiuxiang！”
nvrengengjiaxiujingkongju，mangchezhesangziduiwaimianhandao：“lairena！！！jiu......”
chenbinyijiannvrenhujiu，likechongshangqu，shenshousisiwuzhulenvrendezui！
“chounvren！biejingjiubuchichifajiu，laozijinwanshangdingnile！nishengshilaozideren，sishilaozidegui，taobuchulaozideshouzhangxin......”
talingyizhishouhenhenzhuazhunvren，zhenggezuibayekangfendegongshangqu，jiuyaoqiangwennvren。
yanjianzhenvrenchilifankang，quewufazhengtuoshi，dishangdeshazinule！
tasuiransha，keyezhidaotengxifu，kanbudelaoposhouru！
dangxia，tanuhouyishengpaqishen，zhenggerenpushanglai，henhenbaozhulechenbin。
nizheiangzangdechoulaihama，haigangenwodongshou，qunidayede！”
chenbinnuhouyisheng，gubudezaiduinvrenyongqiang，beipozhuanshengenshazisidazaiyiqi。
taliqijingranbishazida，sanliangxia，jiubashazidafanzaidi，kejibianzheiyangshaziyebusongshou，sisibaozhutadeyao，sihouchusheng，jiuxiangyitoubomingdeyeshou！
chenbinjile，fengkuangzhuaguochajishangyigecizhichapan，henhenzazaishazitoushang，dangchangbachapanzasuile，shazimenhengyisheng，shunshipaxia，toupoxueliu。
nvrenkandaozheiyimu，jingdaile！
tawanwanmeixiangdao，zaizheizhongkutiantianbuyingdeshike，shazihuibuguyiqiedechongshanglaibaohuta！
tadeneixinlifangfoyoushenmedongxibeihenhencitongle，yishijian，yankuangshineimedesuanse。
“ye......yefeng！yefeng！！！”
tadiyicihuhanchushazidemingzi，lianmangzhandouzhedunxiashen，zhaokanzhebushengrenshideshazi，quefaxianshazizaoyiyanyanyixi。
chenbinkandaozheiyimuyehuangle，tineineigujiujingerquanxingle，mannaozikangfende**，gengshiquanbuxiaosan。
tayishidaonaochulerenming，nahaiyouxinsizaiduinvrenyongqiang，huangmangtaolizuoanxianchang，beihouzhitingdaonvrenchuanlaineisixinliefeidekusheng！