第三章 被绿强迫症

yeshaobeizaicizhengkaiyanjingshi,kandaolefanhuangdebaisetianhuabanhehunandezhangtiaoriguangdeng,biduanyechuanlaiyizhenzhencibidexiaodushuiweidao。

daliangleyiyanfangwuneidebaishe,yeshaobeipanduanchuzijiyinggaishibeisongjinleyiyuan。

chuleyeshaobeizijiwai,bingfangzhonghaiyouyinanyinvlianggejingcha,yijilingwaiyizhangbingchuangshangdebojianjun。

“bunenghejiujiubuyaohe,zuitaoyannimenzheizhonghejiuzishideren,yanzhonglangfeiwomenjingli。”kandaoyeshaobeixinglai,zuozaiyeshaobeishenbiandeduanfanvjingmanlianyanedishuodao。

yeshaobeimeiyouhangsheng,tademuguangluozaiduimianqiangshangdeguazhong,faxianshizhenheranzhizhelingchensandian。

“nixiashouzhengouhende,shenmechoushenmeyuana,zhijiejiangrenwangsilizheng。yaobushifandianfuwuyuanbaojingjishi,gujizheigemenkeyizhijiesongtaipingjianle。”guoziliannanjingdingzheyeshaobeikanlepianke,chenshengdao:“kannichuanzhedaban,yinggaishiyoushenfenderen,ganjindadianhuajiaorenbaoshiba。”

“baoshi?buyong,womenshiqinqi,naozhewande。”yeshaobeilengleyixia,guoduanyaotoudao。

“nigeguawazi,haidelaozitoudingfengleshijizhen,younizheiyangnaozhewandeme,jingchatongzhi,nimenyidingyaojiangtazhuajinquguanjitian。”yeshaobeidehuagangluoyin,bojianjunbiandashengrangrangdao。

“woweishenmeyaoduinidongshou,nixinzhiduming。”yeshaobeilenghengdao。

“gelaozide,nimozhezijideliangxinshuo,nishibushiyizhiduihuanglijuanyouxiangfa?”

“huochezhanzhonghuanglijuangennimeilaiyanqude,buyaoyiweiwomeikandao!”

bojianjunwenyanjidongdidamadao。

tingdaobojianjundehua,yeshaobeibuyoulengzhule。

nandaohuanglijuanbeijiabao,bujinjinshiyinweitadangnianzaiguangdongdebujie,haiyouzijideyuanyin?

yeshaobeirenbuzhudiyicirenzhendaliangyanqianzheigenongmeidayandejiahuo,tadexinsinengrucixini?

“bojianjun,ninengshuojurenhuame?nigenhuanglijuanjiehunzheimeduonian,wochulejiehunshiquguonimenjia,zhihoujihumeigennimenjianmian,nishiyoubeilvqiangpozhengme?”jinguanyoudianxinxu,yeshaobeizuizhongqueshisihaobukenrangbu。

“nizheixienianyizhibujiehun,yebushuanvpengyou,guizhidaonimenyoumeiyoubeizhewotoutoulaiwang!”bojianjundunangdao。

“bojianjun,niyaoshijixuhushuobadao,xinbuxinwozaipainilianggejiuping!”yeshaobeiwenyannaole。

“jingchatongzhi,nimenkan,tamendangzhenimendemianweixiewo,zhuata,bixujiangtazhuajinquguanjitian。”bojianjunxienileyeshaobeiyiyan,haobuyouyudizhuantouchaobingfangzhongdelianggejingchaqiuzhu。

“bojianjun,buyaorangwokanbuqini,youbenshinizhenrangjingchazhuawo,kanzuihousheinankan!”yeshaobeiyiyanbianshipolebojianjundejiliang,buxielengxiaodao。

“wo……chufeinidayingsongwoshipinghaojiu,buranwojintianpinzhebeinimajiuerduodefengxian,woyeyaozhengzheikouqi。”bojianjunsihuxiangqileshenmekongbudeshiqing,tashunjianrensong。

“jingchatongzhi,shizaibaoqian,jintiandanwunimenxiuxile,womenshijiujingshangnao,yishichongdongcaiganjiade,ganxienimenjintiansongwolaiyiyuan,huitouwojinimensongyimianjinqidaopaichusuo。”yeshaobeibingmeiyoudalibojianjun,ershizhuanshengenliangmingjingchadao。

“sheixihannimendejinqi,nimenanfendian,shaoreshijiuwanxingle。”duanfanvjinglengbingbingdibaileyeshaobeiyiyan,meihaoqidishuodao。

guoziliannanjingjieguoyeshaobeidiguodeyan,jiangyanwangerduoshangyijia,langshengdao:“wangjingguanshuodemeicuo,yihoushaohejiu,jirannimenshuangfangyijingxiediaohao,daihuiqianzijiuwanshile。”

tingdaoyeshaobeihebojianjundeduihua,liangmingjingchajibenshangqingchuleqingkuang,zhidaoshouhairenbuhuiqisuhezhuijiuzeren,tamenyeledeqingsong。

guoziliannanjingshuliandidakaishouzhongdewenjianjia,fenbiexunwenleyeshaobeihebojianjunyixieanjiandejibenxinxi,jiluzaianhou,fenbieranglianggerenqianlezi,zheicailiqu。

liangmingjingchalikaihou,bingfangzhongxianrulesiyibandechenji,lianggenanrenyinweitongyigenvrenerxinshizhongzhong。

“qishiwozhidaonigenhuanglijuanmeishenme,woyeconglaimeixianqitazaiguangdongdejingli,wonenggouquhuanglijuan,shiwojilebabeizide。”

“wozhisuoyijiabao,yifangmianshiyinweihejiuhoukongzhibuzhuzijideqingxu,gengzhuyaodeyuanyinshiwojuedezijipeibushangta,wobuxiangtagenzhewoshouyibeiziku,gentazaiyiqiyalitaidale。”

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yeshaobeihaizaijiujiezijiruhegenbojianjunshuoshenmeshi,bojianjunlvxiandapolechenmo。

“niyoubing!”tingwanbojianjundehua,yeshaobeirenbuzhutuokouerchudao,“jianghuanglijuannianzoule,waipozenmeban,biaodibiaomeizenmeban?neigejiahaishijiame?”

“huanglijuanzouleyouzenmele?womencunshiguangguncun,xiangwozheimedasuishude,meiquponiangdeduolequle,wozhishaojieguohun,haiyoulewa,erqiewoqudeponianghaishicunzhongzuipiaoliangde。”bojianjunziguzidinachuyigenyantunyuntuwuqilai,lianshangyemanshideyidexiaorong。

yeshaobeiningshizhebojianjun,tafaxianbojianjunxiaozhexiaozhe,jingrantoutoudikaishileyixiayanjiao。

“woshifaxianle,nimenzheixiezaiwaimianshangguoxuedegaocaisheng,genbenjiugenwomennongcunrenshenghuobudaoyikuai,nishizheiyangde,huanglijuanyeshizheiyangde。”

“mingmingdoushishangalachulaide,zenmeduleshuhou,shangalajiuliubuzhunimenleni?shujiuneimeshenqi,waimiandeshijiejiuyouneimedademoli?”

“woyuanyiwei,huanglijuangenwojiehunzhihou,zaichaimiyouyanjiangcuchadezhetengxia,manmandijiuhuigencunliqitaponiangyiyang,anfenshoujidigenwoguoyibeizi,keshitadexinyizhidouzaiwaimian。”

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bojianjunshuozheshuozhe,zaiyegubudeyanshi,tazhijieshishengtongkuqilai。

tingzhebojianjundexushuo,yeshaobeimeiyoushuohua,zhishitaduibojianjundemuguangmanmandichongmanlelianminhetongqing。

yixiebuyukuaidehuiyiyeshibujingyijianyongxian。

gaosanneinianhanjia,yeshaobeizaihuanglijuandetiyixia,renshengdiyicizoujinlewuting,huanglijuanjinjinguanchalepianke,bianxuehuilejiaoyiwu,ranhoulazheyeshaobeitiaowu,kexiyeshaobeideshoujiaogenbenbutingshihuan,wulunhuanglijuanruhejiao,tadouxuebuhui,houlailianggerendouqigugudilikailewuting。

leisideshiqingfashengguohaojici,biruliubing、xiaxiangqi、changkalaok,huanglijuanjihumeiyiyangdounengqingsongxuehui,erqiewandehenliu,yeshaobeisihuduizhexuexiyiwaideyuleyouzhetianshengdekongjuxinli,zenmenulidouxuebuhui。

yinweizheixieshiqing,huanglijuanshuluoguoyeshaobeihaojici,rangyeshaobeiyidujiweizibei,tajuedehuanglijuanshizaitaiyouxiule,zijigenbenpeibushangta。

“nishijialidedingliangzhu,zheixieshiqingnizijixinzhongyoupujiuhao,buguoniyaoxianghaoruhegenwaipojieshi,ruhegenbiaodibiaomeijieshi。”

“wosuirangenhuanglijuantanguolianai,danshiwogentazhijianbingbuheshi,woshineizhonganyuxianzhuangzhizuchangledexingge,tataicongming,yetaiqiangshi,gentazaiyiqitailei,jibianhuanglijuanzaigaokaoqianmeiyouturanjianliqu,wogentayezhangjiubule。”

yifanhuashuowan,yeshaobeixiayishidilengzhule。

gangcaizheifanhuashizijishuodeme?zheishizijineixinzhenshidexiangfame?

“haha,yuanlainizheigedaxueshenggentazaiyiqiyeyouyalia,wohaiyiweiwozheigedalaocugentazaiyiqicaiyouyalini。”tingdaoyeshaobeidehua,bojianjunbuyouhahadaxiao。

zhishibojianjunxiaoleliangshenghou,shengyinbianjiaranerzhi,lianshangjirouyeshiyizhenchouchu,queshixiaodetaiqijing,chedaoshangkoule。

bojianjunyoudigulejijuhualongcundeshiqing,jianyeshaobeibuganxingqu,tayejuedemeijing,suoxingdianranyizhiyan,zaifangjianzhongtunyuntuwu。

yeshaobeiyouxinzuraobojianjunchouyan,kanlekanbojianjunguodegenmunaiyiyiyangdenaodai,tayouyuleyixia,shenshouguandiaofangjianderiguangdeng,mengtouershui。