zheijitian，yuqingqingyizhizaigenzhemuqinzouqinfangyou，jintianturanxianxialai，zhengjuedeyouxiekongxu，kanjianxiayinongdepengyouquanheqiuyide@hou，erhuameishuojiujilexiangying。
【wuyeyouminsuishifengpei！】
sanrenyipaijihe，dangjijuedingzhongjuyusijihaitang。
shilianderenzongshiyouxuduogongtongdehuati，erqiuyizuoweiyigemutaisolo，zhinengouerdagezhugong。
yuqingqingjiuliangzheshiyiban，qiuyimeiguanjibeijiuheduole。
qiuyiwanchengrenwuhou，linbaojiuzhanleqilai：“wodaihuihaiyougejuer，shengxiashisongtahuijia，haishidadianhuarangyuxiaotailaijie，nijiuzijikanzhebanba。”
xiayinongdiandiantou，zuihouxuanzelejiyuxiaotaidadianhua。
tameiyouyuxiaotaidelianxifangshi，yongyuqingqingdeshoujidaguoquyoutaiguokeyi。
talveyisikao，juederangjiudianfuwuyuandazuihao。
jilewubaikuaiqianxiaofeihou，jiudianfuwuyuanlediandiandejiyuxiaotaidaledianhua。
yuxiaotaisihuzaiyingchou，congkaifangdemiantizhong，haiyinyinnengtingjianjishengnvrenyinlingbandexiaosheng。
jiudianfuwuyuanpazhuanbudaoxiaofei，guyibaqingkuangshuodehenyanzhong：“liangweixiaojiedouhelehenduo，yijingjiejinrenshibushengle，rangjiudianderensong，wopabuanquan……ruguoyuxianshengnengqinzilaijiejiuzaihaobuguole。”
yuxiaotaichenyinlepianke：“wojiuzailoushang，mashangxialai。”
xiayinongyiting，xianguanjiukendinglaibujile，huilehuishoushiyifuwuyuanganjinlikai，jiuaizheyuqingqingzhuangqirenshibushenglaile。
yuxiaotaixialaideshihou，kandaodejiushilianggenvhaijianaizhejianhunshuidemoyang。
tazhengyaoshenshoufuren，baofangdemenzaidubeirendakai，jinlaiderenshidushasha。
“wogangtingyunzhoushuonizhinverheduole，”dushashayanshenzhiwangxiayinongdelianshangpiao，zheinvhaizhangdeyetaipiaoliangle，shencaiyehao，“yongbuyongwobangmang？”
yuxiaotaidiantou：“yehao。”
dushashaxiangshenshoufuxiayinong，quebeiyuxiaotaizhizhile：“tabijiaochen，xiangzhuyiyang，nichuanzhegaogenxiebufangbian，rongyiweijiao。nihaishifuqingqingba。”
xiayinong：“…………”
baliangrenfujinbinliche，yuxiaotaijiudasuangendushashagaobielikai，quejiandushashazhijiedakaifujiashizuodechemenzuolejinqu。
“xiaotai，wotouyoudianteng，yebuxianghuiqule，mafanniyebawosonghuiquba。”
yuxiaotainglesheng，tixingdao：“xihaoanquandai。”
dushashahuilejuhaolei，shuangshouqiaopideyizhiqianmian：“neiwomenjiuchufaba！”
xiayinongbazheiyiqiedoutingzaileerduoli，renbuzhuzaixinlifufei：ninzheishengyinzheimezhongqishizude，nalixiangtoutengdeyangzi？
绿茶婊！
youyushiqujitiaozhugandaodouzaixiulu，yuxiaotaizoudedoushifulu，dengdaodushashafanyingguolaideshihou，yijingdaotajiamenkoule。
dushashalianshangweichileyiludexiaorongjiangzhu：“zenmexiansongwole？”
yuxiaotaihuidadedishuibulou：“tajiazaibeiwuhuanni，wopanizaichelizuojiuletougengteng。”
dushasha：“…………”
tazenmehuiduiqingqingpengyoudezhuangkuangzheimelejie？danchengshudenvrenconglaibuhuibaogenwendi。
“neinikaichemandian，shaowanzailianxi。”
dushashayibusanhuitoudelikaihou，yuxiaotaimeizhejikaiche，ershidianleyizhiyan，chouleqilai。
“zhuangdehaitingxiang。”choudaochabuduokuaiyibandeshihou，yuxiaotaituranshuodao，“biezhuangle！”
xiayinongjuedezhiyaobubeidianming，jiujianjuebunengzhudongluxian。
sheizhixiayimiao，yuxiaotaijiudianleming：“xiayinong，biezhuangle！”
xiayinongjiazhuangbeichaoxing，roulerouyanjing，wugudao：“zenmele？”
yuxiaotaizhijiexialezhukeling：“gunxiaqu，zijidachequ。”
xiayinongzhidaotazheishizaibaoganggangfutadeshihou，tazhuangzuishijingnietapigudechouni：“nizheirenzenmezheiyanga？womenhaodaishuiguoyichang，rangnisongwohuigejia，nengleisinima？”
yuxiaotailengheng：“nizijizuoleshenmenizijiqingchu！”
xiayinongdiqibuzudeshuo：“neiwomenjiusuanchepinglebuxingma？nineiwanbawozijirengjiudianle，wobuyeshenmedoumeishuoma？”
“neiwanwoxinqinghao，jiuxihuanbaisongshangmende。”yuxiaotaishuo，“jinwanwoxinqingbuhao，baisongshangmendeyebuyao！”
xiayinongyijingzirenlianpikanbitongqiangtiebihoule，danhaishibeizheiliangjuhuajishangdaole。
tameiyandichui，banshangcaitaiqitou：“hao，wozheijiuzou！”
tagangxiacheguanshangchemen，binlichejiuyiliuyandekaimeiyingle，qicheweiqipenletayilian。
xiayinongqideyagendouyangyangleqilai，zijidangnianzenmehuianlianguozheimegemeipindenanren？