dantazheishidiyicilai，zhinengxianzhuangzheburenshi。
“wojiaoliulei，shiyingzhangdetongxunbing，yingzhangrangwolaijieninhuiqu！”
liuleikanzhefangyuanxinglegeli，yibianshuoyibianjieshoufangyuandexingli。
“baoernikankan，zheiyangderenjuranshigeguantaitai，haiyourenjie？liankouroudoushebudejihaizichi，xinneimehuai，wopei！”
zheichaofengdeshengyinbuxiaohaishuxi，fangyuanshunshengyinwangguoqu。
juranshineigeyaorouchidelaotaipo，shenbianhaigenleyigeshibajiusuidenianqingguniang。
“咦！”
fangyuankanzheneigeguniang，zheinvrenzenmegenyuannvzhuyoudianxianga。
“tongzi，zheigeshinvzhuma？tazenmegennijiwodejiyibuyiyanga？”fangyuanzainaohailiwenzhexitong。
zheinianqingguniangyizhanglianheihuangheihuangde，pifuyecucaodekeyi。
danzhangxiangquegenxitongjidenvzhuqibafenxiangsi，fangyuanyouxiebuqueding。
【是的！】
xitongdeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi。
“bushiba？tajiushizhangxiuzhen？zheigennijiwodejubenchataiduoleba？”
fangyuanyouzixidedaliangleneigenvren，xitongchuanjitadeshigefubaimaomeidedameinvya。
mianqianzheigezhinengsuanshizhongdengmoyang，chufeijinxingxiandaidewuguanweidiaojiameibai，fouzejueduibukenengbianbuchengbaitiane。
【tayinweidedaolekongjian，youkongjianlingqiziyang，gaishanletadetizhiwaimao，suoyicaihuibuyiyang。】
【suzhufangxin，xianzainirenzhulekongjian，houmianyehuiyuelaiyuepiaoliangde。】
“nideyisishizheinvrendeyiqiedoushikaokongjian？neiwozheigeyuanshenbushikuidafale？”
tingdaoxitongdehuida，fangyuanchadianmeixintengsile。
zheimeniubidedadebaobei，juranbianyilezheiyijiazixinsiedudejiahuo，xiangxiangdourangrenxinlibushuang。
【······】
系统没回答默认了。
zheigezhangxiuzhenjurangentayigehuochequde，haigenneigezhaotayaoroudelaotaiposhiyihuode。
yaobushizheilaotaipoqibuguocoushanglaimata，tahaizhenbuzhidaoni。
想做首长夫人？呸！
zuomengquba，menglishadouyou！
daizhexinzhongdebushuang，fangyuanzhijieduilehuiqu：
“zheiweidaniang，kannizheiyangyeshiqubuduitanqinde？nizaihuocheshanggenrendajiaqiangbierenderou，nijiaerzihainengdangbing？wohaihuaiyinijiadangchushibushisaihongbaoleni。”
tashuohuadeshengyinyebuxiao，ranghaoxierenyekanxiangtamen。
tajiushuoyuanshenzenmekenengturangenxiangxialaidenvzhuchenglepengyou。
kendingshizheilaotaipokanyuanshendafang，caiguyirangnvergentazuopengyouzhantabianyi。
zheikezhenshirenshanbeirenqia！
“nigexiao**ganshuowoerzi，woerzitangtangzhengzhengdangdebing，nixiashuoshenme？niyaoshiwojiaxifu，wofeirangwoerzibanixiulebuke！”
laotaipobeifangyuandehuashuodeyouxiexinxu，zhizhefangyuanjiuhushuobadao。
“nijiadexifushitingdaomeide，dengdaolebuduiwodegenzhengweifanyingyixia，zhuxidoushuolefunvnengdingbanbiantian，nijiahaijichengzhefengjianzaoposixiang，qianwanbiebabuduifengqiyingxiangle！”
fangyuanyebuganshiruodefanjidao。
zheinvzhuyijiazhengzhibeijingbenjiuyouwenti，yundongshihouchadianjiubeichachulaile。
yaobushinvzhujiadenanrenyoubenshi，zuihounvzhuneigegegenanengjixudaizaibuduili，haishengdaotuanzhang？
jirantalaile，zheiyangdehaozishi，haishizaodianlikaibuduidehao。
“ni·······”
yankanlaotaipohaiyaoshuohua，zhangxiuzhenlianmangjiaozhulezijilaoniang。
“niang，nibieshuole，zheishizaiwaimian，haoduorenkanzheni，zanmenganjinzouba，dagehaidengzhezanmenni！”
takanleyansizhou，bushaorenancuocuodekanzhetamenni。
taniangxiangrangtajiajibuduidelingdao，ruoshibeishangbuhaodemingsheng，haizenmejiadaohaorenjia？