第3章
“我靠！”
lizhenbeileilegewaijiaolinen。
benxiangzhexitongnengbaochudianhaodongxi。
kenachengxiang，jingranjizijibaochuyidaduilajiyongpin。
“xitong，nigaocuoleba，zenmesongjilaoziyiduilajiyongpin？”lizhenyitouheixian。
“suzhushibumanyibenxitongdefenpeima？ruguobumanyidehua，benxitongkeyishouhuixinshoudalibaosuoyoujiangli。”
“keke，womanyihaibuxingma？”
lizhenqidezhifanbaiyan，ganjuezheiniaoxitongtaibukaopule......
lizhenyouwen：“xitong，shoumingnengtishengma？”
“ding！xitongrenwuqidong，suzhuzaizuiduanshijianneirangwumeiniangdehaoganduzengjiadao80，keyihuodexiangyingdeshengmingjiangli。”
“suzhushifoujieshouzheigerenwu？”
“当然。”
“ding！zhuxianrenwuqidong。”
lizhenerhuabushuo，anlequerenjian。
“ding！xitongrenwuqueren，xianzaikaishidaojishi。”
“收到！”
lizhenfeiyiyangchongjinlewuzili。
ketaturankandao，wumeiniangbuzhishenmeshihoujingranzaifangliangxuanshangleyigenshengzi，wumeiniangbuduanchenzheshengzi。
纳尼？？？
zheiwumeiniangfenmingshiyaoxuanliangzijina。
“buyaoa！”lizhendajiao，jiangwumeiniangyibaandaolechuangshang。
“niganmaa。”wumeiniangbuduanniudongzheshenzi，ganshouzhenvxingdeshenti，lizhenzhijuexintouyidang，buguotalianmangzhengseshuodao：“wuguniang，shenmeshixiangbukaiyaoshangdiaoa？”
“keke......womeixiangshangdiaoa......”shuowanzheihua，wumeiniangbenlaijiushenzibushi，zheiyixiajingranbeiyadehunsileguoqu。
“weiwei！nibuyaohewo！”lizhenyaodongzhewumeiniang，danwumeiniangquelianyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
lizhenyiyaoya，yihenxin，lijijiangwumeiniangdeyijinjiekai，yibiananyaxiongbu，jiangyanyibi，yibianyongzuijiwumeiniangduqi，kaishirenkouhuxi。
piankezhihou，wumeiniangyouyouzhuanxingguolai，yikanzheiqingxing，wumeiniangheleyitiao，jidexiangyaozhengtuo，zheiyiyongliguomeng，jingranyouhunleguoqu。
“不要啊！”
lizhenzaiyiciyongshouanyaxiongbu，zuiduizuiduiwumeinianglailegerenkouhuxi。
banshang，wumeiniangyouxingleguolai，zheiyiciwumeiniangxuedeguaile，buganzaiyonglizhengzha，zhishiyongshouqingqingpailepailizhendeshoubei。
lizhenzhengkaiyanyikanwumeiniangzhengzaikanzheziji。
lizhenlianmangjiangshenzizuozhi，buhaoyisidekanzhewumeiniang，kouzhongshuodao：“nikesuanshixingle。”
wumeiniangyiliandekuxiao，xinshuowozaojiuxingle，buguoyoubeininonghunguoqule。
lizhenjiuwen：“wuxiaojie，renshengkuduan，haizhezuihao，nihebizuoxunduanjianzheiyangdeshashini？”
“youshenmeshi，benwangjinizuozhu。”
wumeiniangwunaideshuodao：“wangye，womeiyouxunduanjiana。”
“neinizaixishengziyaoganma？”
“keke......wozaixichuanglian......”
“kao，zaoshuoa！”lizhenzhangchuyikouqi，lianmangsongkailewumeiniang。
zheishiyigezhiyoulizhennengkandedaodetoumingjiemiantiaochu，chuxianzaiwumeiniangdetoushang，jingranshiwumeiniangduilizhendehaogandu。
zhishizheihaoganduxianzaizhiyou20，kanlai，jingguogangcaizheimeyizheteng，wumeiniangduizijideganguanjianzhishichadaolejidian。
lizhenlianmangshuo：“wuguniang，nizhendexiangliuxialai？”
“haiwangwangyebuqi，meiniangyuanliuzaiyuewangfu，zuoyibinv。”wumeinianghongzheyanjingshuodao。
“zheige......”lizhenyiyouyu，jiujianwumeiniangtoushangdehaogandushunjianjiangdaole15。
guoran，meigenvrendoubuxihuanzuoshituonidaishuidenanren。
“wokao，biezheiyanga！”
lizhendangshijiujile，lianmangshuo：“wuguniangruoxiangliuxialaiyekeyi，buguoguniangshenmeshihouyaozou，wolejuebuqiangqiu。”
lizhenzheihuashuowan，jiujianwumeiniangtoushangdeshuziyoushiyizhenbianhua，yijingbianchengle25。
“youxiaoguo！”lizhenxintouyixi，youjiezheshuodao：“wuguniangguosetianxiang，zenmenengdangbinv，yaodang，yeyaodangnvguanshicaidui。”
wumeiniangtoushangdeshuzishunjianyouhuidaole15。
wokao，zenmezheigeyangzi，woshuocuoshenmele？
lizhenzaiyixiang，yiranmingbai，zheiwumeiniangyexindadehen，rangtazuonvzhurenhaichabuduo，zhenrangtazhizuoxiaren，napashinvguanshi，tayebugaoxinga。
xiangdaozheier，lizhenlianmangshuodao：“wuguniangruoshibuqi，keyiyizhiliuzaixiaowangzheili。”
wumeiniangtoushangdeshuzimashangyoubianchengle２０。
“wuguniangrucijiaren，zhenshishizhishaoyou、chaofantuosu，yanjuedatang......”lizhenyikouqijiangzijinengzanmeinvrendehuajiaojinnaozhishuolegebian。
zhijianwumeiniangtoushangdeshuzibuduanxiangshangzengzhang，zuihoutingzaile５０shang。
lizhenxintoudaxi，haicha３０，haiyaojiabajinger。
“guniangzhenshixiuwaihuizhong、tianshenglizhi......”
lizhenshuobuxiaqule，yinweitafaxian，wulunzijizenmeshuo，wumeiniangtoushangdehaogandujiushibuzengjia。
我靠！我靠！
这可怎么办？
lizhenxinyiheng，danyizhuang，yibalaguolaiwumeiniang，zaiwumeiniangdejianjiaoshengzhong，lizhendezuiyiwenzailewumeiniangdechunshang。
zhijianwumeiniangtoudingshangdeshuzisousouwangshangsheng，yixiazishangshengdaole60。
lizhenzhongyumingbaileyigedaoli，shuodaoburuzuodao！
jiranruci，neijiuzaijiayibajinghuo！
xiayike，tajiangshoufangdaolewumeiniangrouruandeyaozhishang，wumeiniangtoushangdeshuzizaicishangshengdaole65。
有效果！
lizhenshoutoukuangxi，meidengtazaiyousuodongzuo，wumeiniangqueyipudaozaitadeshenshang......
“dengdeng......”
lizhenyaoququdongxi，danquebeiwumeiniangyibalouzhuandaolechuangshang......
“dengdeng......”lizhenyaoququ《tuce》，haishibeiwumeinianglaleguoqu。
“yongbuzhela......”wumeiniangjiaoshengshuo......
lizhenzhijueshenziqingpiaopiaode。
zaikanyipangdewumeiniang，yijiuzaishuijue，zuijiaoluzhexiaoyi。
wumeiniangtoushangdeshuziyijingxiaoshi，querdaizhideshiyigetoumingjiemian，lizhenxiangneijiemiankanqu。
“姓名：武媚娘。”
“生命值：８２”
“武力值：１０”
“智力值：９０”
“政治：９２”
“魅力：８５”
“好感度：８０”
嘿嘿......
zhiyiwan，wumeiniangduizijidehaoganjiuzengjiadaole８０dian，kanlaizijixiaoguohenbucuoma。
大功告成！
“ding！suzhuwanchengzhuxianrenwu，jiangwumeiniangdehaogantishengdaole８０，tejianglisuzhushengmingshiwutian。”
“nani？caishiwutian？xitong，niyetailinseleba。”lizhenyipiezui。
“suzhuruguoyoubuman，xitongkeyishouhuijiangli。”
“keke，suanle，haishibieshouhuile。”lizhenyinaomenziheixian。
“ding！zhuxianrenwuqidong，suzhuzaibangeyueneijiangwumeiniangdehaoganduzengjiadao100dian，wanchengkehuodefenghoudejiangli......”