第3章 娶我的条件

zhangfanzheiyijuebianshuidaolebangwanshifen,zhidaolaodiezhangdazhuangcongditoushangganhuohuilai,tacaiyouyouzhuanxing。

meiguoduojiu,yijiasankouweizaizhuozipangchiwanfan,zhangfandenaohailibuyoudefuxianchuliuyuanyuanneiroumeideqianying,yushibianduilaoniangshuodao:“ma,wokanshangtongcundeguniangliuyuanyuanle,nizhaogeshijianshangtajiaqutiqinba。”

“sha?”zhangcuilanyishijiandengdaleshuangyan,zhengzhanglianshangdoushibukesiyi,“zhangfan,niganggangshuosha?womeitingqingchu,nizaishuoyibian?”

“ma,woshuowokanshangliuyuanyuanle,nizhaogeshijianqutiqin,woyaoqutaguomen!”

zheiyici,zhangcuilanzongsuanshitingqingchule,biaoqingshashijianbiandejiweiganga,tashuo:“zhangfana,nibieyixiangtiankaixingbuxing?liuyuanyuantadieshicunzhang,tabenrenyouzhangdehetianxianside,shangmentiqinderendoukuaibatajiamenjianjitipole,tanengkanshangnia?majiusuanshangquleyeshibeijujuedexiachangba,yaobuzanmensuanle?zaihuanyigeguniang?”

“buxing,wojiuyaoliuyuanyuan!”

“nizheihaizi,zenmezheimebutinghuani?cunxinremashengqishibushi?”

“ma,nitingwoshuo,neiliuyuanyuantongyangduiwoyouyisi,womenliangsuanshiqingtouyihe,zongzhiniqutiqinjiuduile,wobaozhengbataquhuilaijinidangerxifu。”

“这……”

zhangcuilantingerzishuoderenzhen,yishijianjingranbuzhidaoruheshihaole。

qiazaicishi,yizhimentoubuhangshengdezhangdazhuangfahuale。

“haizitama,yaowoshuo,nihaishizhaomeipoquyitangba,fanzhengshangtamenjiatiqinderenduo,jiusuanshibeijujueleyebudiuren!zaishuo,wanyineiguniangzhendekanshangzanjiazhangfanleni,zheiyeshiyizhuanghaoyinyuanya!”

“neixing,womingtianjiuzhaomeiposhuohequ!”

……

diertianyidazao,zhangcuilanzaozaodelaidaoleliumeipojiali,bingqiehaitishanglewujinjidan,qishitadexinliyeshixiwangerzinengqudaoliuyuanyuande,neiguniangkeshizhenjuna,budanjiashihao,haishicunlidedaxuesheng,nengqudaotazufenshangdoumaoqingyanya。

zhangcuilanbatiqindehuayishuo,liumeipopaizhexiongkoudaying。

“zhangjiasaozi,nifangxinba,huawokendingbangnidaidao,zhiyuchengyubuchengma……wojiubutaiganbaozhengle!”

“neijiumafanninle,ninfangxin,chengyubuchengwomendoubumaiyuannin……”

liangrenzhijiandehuadaozheilijiujieshule,huashuozheiliumeipoyeshiyigeshizairen,dayingdeshijiukendingbandao,yushitamabutingtidejiulaidaoleliuyuanyuanjia……

liumeipodezuihaitinglisuode,henhendekualezhangfanyibian,batashuodegenzuanshizhanglaowuside,keyouxieshiqingzhongjiubushiyizhangzuinenggougaibiande,liumeipojiusuanbahuashuodetianhualuanzhui,neizhangfanhaishizhangfan!

suoyiliuyuanyuantadiekendingshibutongyide,buguorenjiayemeimingzhejujue,zhishishuoguinvhaixiao,zhaopojiadehuahaidezaidengliangnian!

liumeipobenlaiyemeibaoduodaxiwang,tingdaozheijuhua,bianhaobuyouyudezoule!

qishi,liumeipoqianlaitiqindeshihou,liuyuanyuanjiuzailiwuni,suoyierrenzhijiandeduihuabeitatinglegezhenqie!

liuyuanyuandangshijiuhendeyaoyaqiechi,xinxiang,zhangfanazhangfan,nizenmejiuzheimedandabaotianni,juranhaizhendaowojiatiqinlaile,zheijianshibunengjiuzheimesuanle,shuoshenmeyederangnisixin。

xiangmingbaizheixie,liuyuanyuanhaobuyouyudeduomenerchu,wuluntadiezenmehandoumeiyong!

yucitongshi,zhangfanhemuqinzaijialixiangduierzuo。zhangfanhaihaoxie,daoshimianqiangnenggoubaochipingjing,zhangcuilanjiubutongle,zongshizuolibuande,shishishangtazhenggeshangwudouguodejiweitante……

wujinjidandaoshibusuanshenme,danshiqingruguochengledehua,neizijikejiuduoleyigechusedeerxifule,xiangxiangjiulingrennanyipingjing。

“chouxiaozi,nizhendeyoubawoya?”

“dangranyoubawola!”zhangfanpaizhexiongkoushuodao:“ma,nishimeikandao,liuyuanyuanneigehenjiadeyangzi,babudemashangjiudaozanjiagenwodongfangni!”

“quququ……zheihuakebuxuhushuoa,renjiaqingqingbaibaideguniang,chuanchuqubuhaoting……”

“zenmenengshihushuoni?wohetakeshi……”

zhangfangangxiangfenbianjiju,qiazaicishi,menwaichuanlaiyishengjiaohe,bushiliuyuanyuanerhainengshishei?

“zhangfan,nijiwochulai,woyouhuagennishuo。”

zhangfanchaolaoniangxiaoxiao,shifenzihaodeshuodao:“ma,nindoutingdaoleba,liuyuanyuandaozanjialaizhaowole,ninhexifuchaderizibuyuanle。”

“ganjinquba,bierangrenjiaguniangdengjile!”

“fangxinba,tazaowanshizanjiaderen,kendingpaobule。”

zhangfansuiranzuishangzheiyangshuo,danjiaobuquechaozhemenkoudefangxiangmai,shishishangtazaojiubaizhuanaoxinle,liuyuanyuanjingrandaotajialaizhaotale,zheikeshiyigebucuodekaiduana。

zhangfanlaidaomenwai,zhongyukandaolechaosimuxiangdeliuyuanyuan,tajintianchuanleyijianshuilansedezhangqun,sizhidemianliaoqiaqiaojiangtadeshencaichentuochulai!

zhangfanbuyouzizhudejiuduokanlejiyan。

“ni……”liuyuanyuanyikanzhangfanzheifusemimideyangzijiulaiqi,dangxiatuiletayiba,shuodao:“zhangfan,nizaixiangshenmewochuodeshini?wogaosuni,zanliangbukeneng!wozuotianjinjinshizaijinizuorengonghuxibale,genbenjiubushiqinni,nikebuyaoxiangwaile!”

“wocaibuzhidaoshenmeshirengonghuxini,fanzhengnijiushiqinwole,zheizongmeicuoba?”

zhangfangancuishuaqilewulai,tajuede,yanqiandeliuyuanyuanerjiushilianpibo,qishiduizijihaishiyouhaogande!

“ni……”liuyuanyuanyishijianliansetonghong,buguanbugudehemadao:“nizheigewulai,meiyouwenhuade**,wokeshidaxuebiye,danniqueshixiaoxuewenhua,zanlianggenbenjiububanpei。”

“qie!yuanlainidanxinzheigea。”zhangfanlenghengyisheng,shifenbuxiedeshuodao:“daxuewenhuasuangesha?yanjiushengdezhengshuyecai500kuaiqian,nifangxinba,500kuaiqianwohaichudeqi,daoshihoubangejiazhengjiushile,kendinghenitebiebanpei。”

“我……”

liuyuanyuanyishijianweizhiyusai,tajuedezijikukoupoxindeshuolebantianquandoushiduiniudanqin,yanqiandezhangfangenbenjiushiyigewulai。

haobantianzhihou,liuyuanyuanyisizuochulezuihoutongdie,tashuo:“wobuguannibanbubanshenmejiazheng,fanzhengwoshibuhuixihuannide,zanliangyegenbenjiubukeneng。”

“buxihuanwoniganmahewoqinzuia?”zhangfanyixiazijiujile,dashengderangrangdao:“wozheigerenbijiaochuantong,jiranqinlezui,neijiudefuze,niyaoshibutongyidehuawojiuzhaocunlidelaorenqupingli,daoshihoukantamenzenmeshuo。”

“我……”

liuyuanyuanyishijianyukuwulei,tazhijuedezijiyaobeiqisile,zheilikeshinongcun,dajiadesixiangdoubijiaobaoshou,wanyizhangfandaochuhulielieqinzuishade,neiliuyuanyuandeliankejiumeichufangle。

liuyuanyuandangranbunengrenyoushiqingfazhanxiaqu,dangxiayanzhuyizhuan,jishangxinlai。

“zhangfan,nibushiyaoquwoma?woxianzaijiujinigejihui!”liuyuanyuansisidedingzhezhangfan,yiziyijudeshuodao:“buguozaineizhiqiannibixudayingwoyigeyaoqiu,fouzewojiushisiyebuhuijiajini。”

tingdaozheihua,zhangfanwusuoweidehuihuishoudao:“nishuoba,daodiyaoduoshaocailiqian?”

“nihushuo,woliuyuanyuanbushineimeyongsudenvren!”

liuyuanyuandelianshangyixiazibianbumanlehanshuang,jiufangfoshishoudaoleshenmewuru,xiangdangchutabeizhangfantoukanxizaodeshihoudoumeiyouzheimeshengqi。

zhangfanyeyishidaoleshiqingdeyanzhongxing,yushiganmangchakaihuati,“nishuoba,daodishishenmetiaojian?wojiushipinlemingyehuiwanchengde。”

zhangyuanyuanshuo:“zanmencundejiaoyuchengdutailuohoule,haizimenxiangyaoshangxuehaidefanshanyuelingdaolincunqu,niyaoshizhendexihuanwojiujizanmencunjianyizuoxiwangxiaoxueba,daoshihouwokendingjiajini,juebushiyan。”

“shenme?”zhangfantinghoudaweidongrong,dangxiaganmangwendao:“zheijiushinideyaoqiuma?niquedingmeiyoushenmeqitafujiatiaojianle?”

“meiyou,woliuyuanyuansuiranshinvliuzhibei,danshuoguodehuajueduisuanshu,yikoutuomoyikeding。”

“hao,meiwenti,jiuzheimedingle!”

zhangfanhaobuyouyudejiudayingle,tazheigerenyeshiyouliangxinde,suiranwulaiyixie,danyaoshizhenfacailekendingshibuhuiwanglexiangqinmende,suoyixiuyizuoxiwangxiaoxuedaoshibusuangesha。

zaishuo,tabennengderenwei,zijijianglaikendingshihuifacaide,jiupingneizhaorencandebenshi,jiusuanshixiangbufacaidounana!

liuyuanyuankanzhangfandayingle,lianshangluchuyisixise,dangxiabianchenredatiedao:“neizanmenkeshuohaole,zainigaichengxiwangxiaoxuezhiqianbuyaozailaifanwole,erqieyebuyaodaochuquhulielie……”

“fangxin,neijianshishizanliangzhijiandemimi,wokendingbuhuihebierenshuode!”

“你……”

zhangfanzheihuashuodexiangdangaimei,jiufangfotaheliuyuanyuanzhijianzhendeyoushenmeside!

liuyuanyuantingzaierli,ziranshiqifenyichang,youxinxiangyaoshuoxieshenme,danzuizhongquefangqile!

yuanyinwuta,zijijiusuanshuoleyemeiyong,sheirangduifangshigewulaini!

“哼!”

liuyuanyuanlenghengyishengjiudasuanlikai,danzhangfanbatajijiaozhule。

“nihaiyoushenmeshier?”

liuyuanyuanhuiguotou,duoshaoyouxiechayidewendao。

zhangfanshuo:“qishiyebushishenmedashi,wojiuxiangwenwenni,jianyizuoxiwangxiaoxuedagaideduoshaoqian?”

“hehe……”liuyuanyuanshifenbuxiedekanlezhangfanyiyan,shuodao:“chabuduode20duowanba!zenme?nihouhuilema?houhuileyemeiguanxi,fanzhengnizheizhongwulaiyebuyongxiangnanzihanneiyangyiyanjiuding!”

“我……”

zhangfanyishijianxiangdangdeqifen,tazheirensuiranyouxiewulai,danqueshiyigetangtangzhengzhengdenanzihan,xianrujinjingranbeixinyideguniang**luodekanbuqi,takendingshinanyijieshou!

“liuyuanyuan,nijiwodengzhe,bujiushi20wanma?wokendinghuibaneixiwangxiaoxuejijianqilaide!”

“haoa,wodengzheni……”

liuyuanyuanshifenbuxiedebaibaishou,zoule!

henxianran,tagenbenjiubuxiangxinzhangfannenggoucouqi20wan。

musongzheliuyuanyuanlikai,zhangfanjicongcongdepaohuizijidefangjian,dakaidiannaozhihoubianchakanrencandemaijiaqingkuang。

haibieshuo,tadetiezijingranzhendeyourenliuyanle。

内容如下:

zheiweipengyou,woduiniderencanfeichangganxingqu,zanmenjianmianxiangtanba,zheishiwodedianhuahaoma……

有门儿啊!

zhangfanyishijianjidongdeshouwuzudao!