第3章
三人来到沙县小吃。
dianneidexiaoerbianzouleguolai，lianshangguazhexiaorong，xiaoyinyindedao：“jiweichifanhaishizhudian？”
“hainengzhudian？”zhangzuoyayouxiejingcha，dantayeshibeizhenjingguowushucidecunzai，fanyingguolaihou，biandiuquleyiliangyinzi，“zhudian。”
kanzhezhuozishangdeyinzi，dianxiaoerxiaodao：“jiweikeguan，zanmendeshaxianxiaochishiquanchengliansuo，ruoshizhufanggongfensideng，erdeng、yideng、tedenghaiyouzongtongtaofang！”
“xiaodekanjiweishenchuanbuxiangshitaoyuanxianderen，zheijitianyoupengqiaodazhecuxiao，buzhijiwei，shifouyaotiyanxiazanmenzongtongtaofang？”
“bijing，zongtongtaofangyuanjiawushiliang，rujinzhiyaoershiliang，jiunengdingzhu，jihuibukeduodeyo！”
benlai，errentingdeyuelaiyuekun，dantingdaodianxiaoerzuihouneijuhuahou，tamenliansemengdiyibian，zhangzuoyajinghudao：“ershiliangzhudeshihuanggongma？zenmegui，nizenmebuquqianga！”
二十两的总统套房？
haimeimingqiyueshuoshenmetiyangaoduan？zheimingmingshizaizaike！
奸商！
真是特娘的奸商！
dianxiaoerxixinjieshidao：“jiweijinguanfangxin，zanjiashiquanchengliansuo，dingjiafangmian，doushixianlingdarentongyidingjia，fanshiyoueyideshangjia，huanyingkeguanquxiaofeizhezhongxinjubao！”
dianxiaoerjijizhazhayiduihua，errentingdeyunliwuli，wanquanbudongshenmeyisi。
zhangzuoyahaixiangzaikanxiajiage，zheishixiahuangkaikoudao：“jiranruci，neibianxuanzongtongtaofangba。”
bijing，duitaeryan，ershiliangyinzi，buguoshixiaoqianeryi。
tagenghaoqideshi，zheigesuoweidezongtongtaofang，daodiyoushenmebuyiyang。
xiangdaozheili，xiahuangpailepaizhangzuoyadejianbang，dao：“fuqian。”
wenyan，zhangzuoyajibuqingyuandetaochuershiliangyinzi。
“客官，请！”
kandaozhuozishangdeyinliang，dianxiaoerxiaorongmanmian，lianmangzhaohuzhejirenlaidaozongtongtaofang。
gangyidakaimen，errenbianbeiyanqiandeyimujingzhule。
这是住房？
errenzaiyicibeizhenjingdaole，fanshitamenmuguangsuoji，wubushibaifangzhelingtamenjingqidewupin。
erqie，gezhongyansezhijiandedapei，suimeiyouhuangjinbaiyinneibanfuyouchongjili，danjirendeganjue，queshijiqiwenxinshushi。
xiangbizhixia，tamenjuzhudehuanggong，jiuxiangbinglengdejiaozi，haowuwennuankeyan。
“jiweikeguan，xiaodexianxiaquzuofan，daifancaizuohao，zaijiaojiweiguoqu。”shuowan，dianxiaoerbiantuilexialai。
eryeanningzeshixianlaiwushi，dakaileyipingtaimao，jizijixiaodaoyibei，yiyinerjin。
leilebantian，yeyaoxiuxixiuxi。
erzaiguantamenerren，jiufangfojiulaolaojinledaguanyuan，manyandehaoqi。
wulunshibaifangdeciqi，haishiqiangbishangguadehuajuan，meiyigezhuangshipin，dourangtamenzezechengqi。
“yangtiandaxiaochumenqu，guilaiyizhangzitanxi，zheishoushi......haoguai！”
xiahuangkandaomianqiandeshiju，buyoudegandaoqiguai，biankaikouxunwendao，“huoji，nizhidaozheigeshishenmeyisima？”
yeanningpieleyiyan，youyinleyibei，shuodao：“zheigea，yisishixiaozhechumen，kuzhehuilai。”
wenyan，xiahuanglianseshunjianheilexialai。
得，白问！
zheishi，lingyijianwuzihuranchuanlaizhangzuoyadeshengyin：“laoye！”
“ninkuailai，zheiwuzilijingranhaiyoukoujing！”
井？
xiahuangyouxieyihuo，biantabuzoujinfangjian，yitanjiujing。
eryeanningtingdaohou，zeshiyouxieguguai，bufangxindigenleguoqu。
fangjianzhong，yikoutuoyuanxingdeciqidazaochulaidejing，baifangzaiyibian，jingneihaiyoubushaoqingshui，shunzheshangbiankanqu，yigenmashengguazaimuxiang，chuiluozaibankong。
ercike，zhangzuoyapengqijingzhongdeshui，suihouyiyinerjin，jinjiezheyigugantianbiancongtakoushezhongmimankailai。
taxiaorongmanmian，youpengqiyibashui，dao：“laoye，laonucongweijianguo，zheitianxiajinghaiyourucigantiandeshui！”
shuowan，tapengshuiyinjin，youyaomanyipiaozishui，didaoxiahuangmianqian，xingfendao：“laoye，ninyechangchang！”
wenyan，xiahuangyouxiedongxin，gangjieguoshuixiangyiyinerjin，zheishiyeanningzoulai，lianmangzhizhi：“qieman！”
shengyinluoxia，errenjieshikanxiangyeanning。
yeanningkandaozhangzuoyazuijiaodeshuizi，liansezhonghaiyouxieyiyouweijin，tanleyikouqi，“haishilaiwanyibu。”
“shenmelaiwanyibu？”errenyikoutongsheng。
erzhangzuoyabuzhiweihe，xinzhonghuranyouyigubuxiangdeyugan。
jiezhe，yeanningbiankaikoujieshidao：“nimenkouzhongdejing，jiaozuomatong，shiyonglaishangcesuo，yejiushichugong，erlimiandeshui，gengbunenghe，ershiyonglaiqinglichugonghou，qingliwuhui。”
“呕！”
yeanninghuayinluoxia，zhangzuoyamiansecangbai，baozhematongtulechulai，
xiahuanglaolianyihong，henbudejiangzheigehunzhangdongxiqiandaowangua！
狗东西！
jiuchayidian，taxiahuangdemingyujiuyaohuiyuyidanle！
tatangtangxiaguozhizhu，dangchaoshengshang，yaoshibeirendezhi，chadianhelechugongyongdewushui，neitahaiyouhelianmian，qujianbaixing？
xiangdaozheili，xiahuangyipiaoshui，podaozhangzuoyashenshang，liansetieqing，yaobushiyourenkanzhe，tadingyaozaibushangjijiao！
dengzhangzuoyatuwan，tayanshenjingzhandikanxiangxiahuang，shengyindaizheyisibushuang，dao：“weihebuzaicichutiegejingshi，yifangbianzhukezhidaozheishiganshenmeyongde！”
yeanningqiangrenzhexiaoyi，shuodao：“kenengshixiaoerwangjile，erweikeyiquxiaofeizhezhongxintousu，shuoshaxianxiaochibubiaoshichugongyongdematong，haidekeguanwuyinganshui。”
cihuayichu，tamenerrendeliannalihaiguadezhu？
xiahuangshensenaonu，fenhenditiletayijiao，suihoushuodao：“jiranshichugongyongde，neizheimatongshiruhecaozuode？”
huanggongshangxia，congweijianguozheizhongshenqidedongxi，xiahuangziranrenbuzhuhaoqi。
yeanningzuolegeshifan：“nimenkangenmasheng，shiyushangmiandeshuixianglianjie，ladongshengzi，shuixiangzhongdeshui，jiunengbamatongneidewuhuidaizou。”
kandaozheiyimu，xiahuangerren，yilianjingqi，haosixundaolexindalu。
zhangzuoyadingzhemianqiandematong，xujiucaiwendao：“neizheiwuhuihuipaiqunali？”
wenyan，xiahuangyeshiyilianhaoqi。
yeanningjieshidao：“taoyuanxiandishigao，shuishuiliuerxia，zailiurumaihaodedixiaguandao。”
zhangzuoyajuedeyouxieshenqi，youxunwendao：“zuihouhuidaonali？”
yeanningxiaolexiao：“gebixian。”