第一章开局天桥摆摊
“xiexiezheiweidagesongchudeyigexuanzhuanmuma~”
tianqiaozhishang，yigezhangxiangqingchunkeaidemeizijuzheshouzhongdeshoujishuodao。
meiziyishenchenshanduanqundedaban，yishuangbaihuahuadedatuizaizheiyangdexiajijieshang，benyinggaixiangdangxijing，
buguojintian，zhouweilaiwangderendoumeiyoukanmeiziyiyan。
faner，tamendouweilongzaiyigemeizifujindetanweizhishang！
yizhangmuzhuo，gaileheibu。
erzaimuzhuopang，shiyigeshenchuanheisedaguadejunqiaoxiaosheng。
yaobushiheibushangmimimamadebumanlebaguazhileidetuan，beihouhaixielege“mayixiangshi”jigezi，pangrenkongpagenbenxiangxiangbudao，zheiyangmoyangjunqiaodeyigenanren，juranshigesuanmingde！
zheigenwangchangnagemazha，zaidishanglalilatadelaotoumenqizhibuyiyanga！
xiangmaoqingxiudexiaogemingjiaoguming，jinniancaiganggangshijiu。
未婚。
tianshengmingge，sanbiwuque......
zicongyeyeweilejiejuetademingjie，turanlikaizhihou，gumingyijingyouhenjiumeiyoushourulaiyuanle。
gumingcongxiaogenyeyeyiqishenghuo，yinweiteshuminggedewenti，bujingenzheyeyexuelebushaoxiangshu，jiulianshenghuoxiguan，yebizhichangrenlaochengxuduo。
zaibierenheqishuihejiudeshihou，gumingyijingbaowenbeilipaogouqile。
bierendouliuxingshenmejingshenxiaohuo，shenmegaojiefeng，gumingdeshenshang，doushijitaohuantangbuhuanyaodedaguazhangshan。
suoyidangtazhunbeiqugongsidagongshi，renjiayaomeshikantayifuxianyunyehedeyangzitaiguolansan，yaomeshikantachuandetaiguolaoqi。
zongzhi，dabangeyueguoqule，gumingshenmehuoyemeizhaodao。
那么......
老爷子，对不住了！
yushi，zaizheirenlairenwangdetianqiaozhishang，duolezheimeyigetanwei。
gumingzaizheleheibudezhuozipangbian，haizhiqileyigefanqi。
“ma......mayixiangshi？”
zhouweiweiguanderen，xixikanzheqizishangdezihuanhuanshuodao。
“shenmewanyierazheishi？”
“buzhidao，conglaimeitingshuoguoa。”
“yitingjiuzeitu，zoubazoubabiezaizheikanzhele。”
gumingduanzuozaizhuoqian，shoulibawanzheyibajingzhidetongshan。
tingdaozhongrendezheihua，bumianxinzhongyouqiyouxiao。
麻衣相法。
naishichuanshuozhongyigemingjiaomayidaozhedegaoren，chuanxialaideyizhongxiangmianzhishu。
buguoyebuguaizheixieren，bijingbiqiqitadexiangshu，zheimayixiangfaqueshibutaizhiming。
jiusuanzhidaode，yezhidangtashiyizhongjiandandexiangfa。
shubuzhizaiminjian，yizhiliuchuanzhelingyigebanbendemayixiangfa。
《麻衣注》
shudefeiye，xieleyixingxiaozi:
看掌中日月。
拿袖中乾坤。
zheibenshushisheichuanxialaide，yijingbutaikekao。
zhongyaodeshi，zheilimianjizaidexiangmianfangfa，zugouzhun！
jinguanzhiqianzaoyizaiyeyedezhidaoxiayouguoshizhan，dandiyicibaitan，zhouweiderendouzhiyouzhidiandedongzuo，meiyouyidianshangqianlaishishideyisi。
bijing，xianzaixiangtazheiyangde“shengun”，yijinghennanpiandaorenle。
“baobaomen，zheibianrenhaoduohaorenaoa，womenlaikanyixiazheibianzaiganshenme。”
ganggangzaigumingtanweipangbianjuzheshoujizhijiazhibodemeinvzhubojihan，kanzhezheibianrenao，yexiangzhezheibianzoulai。
“wa，zheibianhaoxiangshisuanguade！”
mianqiangcongrenqunzhongtanlegetou，jihanbianjingtandao。
【suangua？haoxiangyouduanshijianmeijianguole】
【xiaoshihouyougelaotoushuowozhangdabidinghuangpaojiashen，jieguowoxianzaiguoransongqilewaimai】
【buhuiba，buhuizhendeyourenhuaqiansuanmingba】
【kantaneiyang，xuedoumeishangwanba！】
dangjingtouduizhunlezheitanwei，youqishitanweishangyongyouzhezhinenlianpangdegumingshi，zhibojiandedanmushunjianduoleqilai。
jihanyanjingyiliang，yongshoujuzheshoujijiuwangqianjiqu，yibianjiyibianshuodao：“baobaomen，jintianwomenjiukankan，zheidashisuandezhunbuzhunhaobuhao？”
zhongrentinglejihandehua，jingranzaiyongjiderenqunzhong，shengshengjitarangchuyitiaodaolai。
bijingzheiguniangdabandehuazhizhaozhan，youyuanyilaidangzheigeyuandatou。
zheizhongshi，dajiahaishixiwenlejiande。
zhibojianli，dajiaquequandoushuaqilewenhao。
benlaidajiayezhishisuibianshuoshuo，meixiangdaozheinvrenjingranzhijieshangqule！
【主播土豪啊】
【xiongdimen，shuadianliwu，shouhushijieshangzuihaodehanhan！】
【冲冲冲】
“e^，ganxiezhibojiandedagesongshangdeliushiliugezhulibangha！”
kanzhezhibojianturanzhijiangaozhangqilaiderenqi，jihanziranshibunengcuoguo，zhijiepaodaogumingzhuoqianzuolexialai。
“dashinihaoa！”jihanxiaoxixideshuodao，“nilaijiwosuansuanbei！”
“keyia，xiangsuanshenme？”
guminghuidadeganjingliluo，jiuxiangshipingchanggenrenjianghuayiban，sihaomeiyouneizhonggelushenguntuonidaishuideganjue。
“heihei，kanqilaihenyouzixinma！”jihanyeganjuedao，yanqianzheirensihugenzijipingchangzaijiebianjiandaodejianghupianzibutaiyiyang，“neinijiusuansuanwoba！wokannisuandezhunbuzhun！”
“好！”
gumingpadeyishuaishou，tongshandakai，shanchuzhenzhenliangfeng。
tazhidao，zuoshengyizhongyaodejiushizheikaimenke。
yaoshinengbazheiyidanzuohao，zijizaizheitianqiaodediwei，jiusuanshilizhule。
“dashi......”
jihanhaiyiweigumingyaowendianshenme，jieguotajiuzheimekanzheziji。
zijijiusuanshigezhubo，yebeitakandeyouxiefamaole。
【hanhankuaipao，zheirenshigeliumang！】
【maya，zheizahaikanshangleni】
【zheisunziganzhanhanhandebianyi，zhenbuyaolian！】
yishijian，zhenggezhibojianzhong，doushiduigumingdekouzhubifa。
gumingyebudali，zhishishangshangxiaxiadaliangzhejihandezheizhanglian。
“好了。”
piankezhihou，gumingshuodao。
zheijiu......haole？
jihanyilianbuxiangxindeyangzi，kanzheyanqiandeguming。
gumingdianlediantou，renyousantingwuyan，xianzaisuiranchenglenvshenghuazhuangcankao，danshizai《mayizhu》limian，quexiangdangyu“mingpian”bandecunzai，wulunshiminggehaishiqitagengqianxiandedongxi，gumingyikanbianzhi，genbenbuxuyaoxiangqitasuanmingneiyang，wenshengchenbazidengshi。
“nifumuzonggongxidesanzi，liangnvyinan，nipaidier。”
“nicongxiaotiruoduobing，xingerjiatingfuzu，zheicaiduguonanguan。”
“zheiliandaoshitianshengpinang，meidongguodaozi。”
“buguo，nichulaimousheng，queshishenghuojiongpo，bibudeyi。”
zheijijuhualianzhupaosideshuolechulai，rangzhouweirenjieshifachuyizhenhongxiao。
“suanmingde！bianhuangnengbunengbianyuanle！”
“jiushi，nizheiyewubushuliana，haizenmezhengqian！”
gumingdangranzhidaozhongrenshuodeshishenme。
zijiqianjiaohaishuobierenjiatingfuzu，younenglirangrenjiayouniantiruoduobingdeshihouduguonanguan。
jieguohoujiaoyoushuorenjiashenghuojiongpo。
qianhoumaodun，zheisheixina！
gumingqueyiliandeyi，jingjingdeyaozheshouzhongdetongshan，anjingdekanzheyanqiandejihan。
jihanyedingdingdekanzheguming，yilianzhenjing！
“ni......renshiwo？”