第4章 大闹寿宴现场!

“heng!dangranzhidaole,wangxuanhuashizhende。”

tangzhongqianglenglengdekaikou,yinweitameikaimianti,suoyizaichangderenyemeitingdaotanxijundeshengyin。

“shenme?ba!bukenenga!zheifu《mudanfuguitu》zenmekenengshizhende……”yechendeliansedabian,ganjueyouxiebukesiyi。

“zhukou!woshuozihuashizhende,jiushizhende。”tangzhongqiangnuhedao。

ernvxuliujianlinlenglengdekanzheyechen:“nishizaizhiyibadehuama?”

dajietanglinmianlujifengzhise:“feiwujiushifeiwu!guorandaonalidoudiurenxianyan!beichaichuanlehaibuxin?zhendeshifeiwu!”

tangyunshuangshoubaoxiong:“renjiazijisongluobudangxuecan,beichaichuanle,naoxiuchengnubei。”

yuemulifengchunqibudayichulai,duiyechenshiwangzhiji:“yechen,nimenjiwoguixia!xiangnibarencuo!liushidashousongluobudangrencan,youshuokerendeliwushijiade,taibuxianghuale!”

“妈——”

yechenbaikoumobian,xinzhongnanshouwubi。

“guixia!”yuemulifengchunnuhedao。

tangruoxuanxiufenyusi,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

“yechen,nihailengzheganshenme?marangniguixiani!nandaonilianmadouhuabuxinle?”liujianlinzhanzaiyipanglengxiao,tianyoujiacu。

“wodexuecanshizhende,douyaoxiagui!

neimenisonggejiayufo,weishenmebugui?yaogui,yeshinixianguiba?”yechenlenglengdekanzheliujianlin。

qiantiantaluguoguwanshichang。

qinyanjiandaoliujianlincongyigexiaoshangfanneili,maileyizunjiayufo,jiushijintianzheizun。

yuanbenyechenyebuxiangchaichuanliujianlin,keshixianzailiujianlinduoduobiren,yechenyouxierenshoubule。

“**deshuoshenmehuhua?

laozideyufohualesanbaiwancongyigefuhaoshoulimaiguolaide,nijingranshuoshijiade?”liujianlinyixiazizhale,fafengyiyangdenuhou。

lifengchunnuchi:“yechen,nilianwodehuadoubutingle?

haixiangwuxianjianlin?nishibeizhuyoumenglexinma?jiwoguixia!”

“ma……zheiyufozhendeshijiade……”

yechenjieshi:“woqinyankanjian。”

“我让你跪下!”

lifengchunqideshangqibujiexiaqi。

tangzhongqiangyenuhedao:“yechen,nizheishihunao!

laofujintianliushidashou,nishiyaoqisiwohenimama?”

“yechen,nibieshuole!guixia!niguixiaa!”

tangruoxuannaoziwengwengzuoxiang,xiesidilidenuhou,doukuaiqidebengkui。

“ba!ma!zheiyufozhenshijiade!”

yechenbuzhidaonalilaideliqi,chongleshangqu,jiangyufogaogaojuqi,mengdichaodishangzaqu。

“砰!”

yufoyingshengersui,changmianjingren。

zhenggedatingli,suoyoudeqinqi,quandoujingdaile。

sheidoumeixiangdaoyixiangfeiwudeyechen,jingrannengzuochuzheizhongjingrendejudong。

“啊!你!”

lifengchunyishengxinfo,jiandaoyufobeishuaisui,xinzanghenhendeyichou。

“ma,zheiyufohaoxiangshigongyehechengdecailiaoba?”yechendeshouli,nazheyikuaiyufosuipian,zhijiansuipianzhijian,youmianxuzhuangdelianjiewu。

yibandeqingkuangxia,feicuilimianzenmekenengyoumianxuzhuangdelianjiewu?

mingyanrenyikanjiuzhidao,gongyecailiao,rengonghecheng,jiade。

“这……”

zhenggedatingnei,yipiansiji。

众人瞠目结舌!

tangjiazuiyouchuxidenvxu,jingransongleyizunjiayufo?

tangyunhenhendedenglelaogongliujianlinyiyan,xinshuoninalesanbaiwanqumailiwu,jiumaileyigejiayufohuilai?

liujianlindeyanjiaohenhendechouchu,shuangmukeyidichuxuelai,hensileyechen。

tanazhesanbaiwan,qubaoyanglexiaosan,zitaoyaobaowuwanmailezheizunjiayufo,meixiangdaodangzhongbeiyechenjichaichuanle。

“ma,nikandaoleba,zheigeyufoshijiade,ninyaoshimeitiancanbaideshiyigejiayufo,pusahuizenmexiangnin?”yechenlenglengdetixing。

“你住口!”

lifengchunqideliansecangbai,qidehunshenzhandou,shangqibujiexiaqi。

yifangmianshishengqiyechenshuaisuileyufo,danshigengjiashengqideshi,liujianlinjingransongleyizunjiayufojita。

“噗!”

yikoulaoxue,penlechulai。

lifengchunyanqianyihei,jingrandangzhesuoyourendemian,zhijieyundaoguoqu。

“ma!ma!nizenmele……jiuhuche!kuaijiaojiuhuchea!”tangruoxuanjianzhuang,jingkongdedahouchusheng,chaozhezijidemuqinpuleguoqu。

liujianlinbaonuqilai,shuangmutonghong:“yechen,nikannigandehaoshi。”

“给我打!”

liujianlinhejigeqinqiyihongershang。

yechenshuangquannandisishou,naodai、xiongkou、houbei,buzhidaoaileduoshaoquan,duoshaojiao。

zuihouyechenbeidadehunshenshixue,zuilibutingdewangwaimaoxue,caiyanqianyiheideyunsiguoqu。

jiuzaizheishi,youyouzhushouderendaochang,yiweilaozhegangjinrutangjiadating,bizijiuhenlingmindexiulexiu。

“这味道……”

tamuguangyichen,luozaiyechensongde‘luobu’zhazishang。

laozhechongguoqu,pazaidishangyiwen:“yi?zheiyanse,zheiweidao……”

“嘶!”

laozhedaoxiyikouliangqi,fennudedahou:“zheishisheigande?”

“zheiqimashisanbainianyishangdekunlunshanxuecana!wujiazhibao,jingranjiuzheiyangbeicaidexibalan?”

“gaosuwoshisheigande!”

datingneidezhongrenshaleyan。

zhendeshisanbainiandexuecan!