第2章 惊喜的礼物(1837字)

qibagebaobiaoweizhuzhaotiansheng,xiongsheneshadepuguoqu。

砰砰!

zhaotianshengyijiaotifeiyige,rengenshabaoyiyangdaofeichuqu,zazailiuruxuejiaodixia。

liuruxuefennudemuzijinlie,yuanduhoudao:“xiaozazhong,wojintianbushaleni,laoniangwobuxingliu!”

tanaqishoujizhunbeijiaoren。

jiuzaizheishi,jiliangbenchijiaochexunsutingzaidamenkou,jinjiezheyimingpangzijicongcongpaoguolai。

kanjianzheigepangzi,liuruxueliansedabian,xiayishidao:“linzong?ninzenmelaile,shuohaowoqubaifangninde。”

jiezhe,taganjinzouguoquyingjieduifang。

“滚开,别挡路。”

linzongzhijiebaliuruxuetuikai,zaitazhenjingdemuguangxia,linzongyilianjingweidezhanzaizhaotianshengmianqian。

“zhaoxianshengduibuqi,gangganglushangduche,meilaidejiquchezhanjienin。”

linyumantoudahandejieshiyuanyin,haitoumiaoduifangyiyan,shengparenuduifang。

“nijiushiwolaodiedepengyou?”

zhaotianshengluchuyihuo,nachutianzhuling。

扑通。

linyukandaozheigelingpai,turanjingkongdeguizaidishang,dashenghandao:“zhaoxianshengwozuigaiwansi,ninzaijiwoyicijihuiba,woyuanxianshangquanbujiachan,qiuninliuwoquanjialaoxiaoyiming。”

他砰砰磕头。

zhaotianshengxiaoleqilai,dao:“nibiewuhui,womeiyouguaizuinideyisi,woshouzhongzheigewanyi,nirenshi?”

“当然认识……”

linyumanyanjingweishuodao:“zheishitianzhuling,quanqiujiuzheimeyige,tashishenfengenquanlidexiangzheng,jiusuanshilonggederenlai,yedetuibisanshe。”

zhaotianshengruoyousuosidiantou,laodiejidezheiwanyi,laitouzhenda。

cishi,tayuguangxieshiliuruxue,duifangshensejiangying,shenzizaiweiweifadou。

“nijuranshilinzongdepengyou?”

liuruxuehoulongganse,tahuranganjue,zijishibushipanduancuo,kanzouyanle。

zheigeqiongxiaozi,haiyoutabuzhidaodeshenfen?

“niguanwoliangshenmeguanxi。”

“ganggangnimawodehua,wokehaijizheni。”

赵天圣讥讽道。

linyulijidashenghechi:“liuruxue,nigegaiside**,nishibushiqifuzhaoxianshengle!”

“nigexiayandedongxi,zhaoxianshengshiwodeguibin,nisidingle。”

“congxianzaikaishi,wogongsilikejiechugennisuoyoudehezuo,yongyuanlaruheimingdan!”

cihuayichu,duiliuruxuelaishuowuleihongding,lianseshunjiangensirenyiyangcanbai。

tagongsiyibanyewudougenlinzongyouguan,jiechulehezuo,dongshihuihuishaletade。

“wocuole,wozhidaocuole,linzongnizaijiwoyicijihuiba。”

“shiwoyouyanbushitaishan,womuguangxiaai,beixiaorenqipian,shuolenantingdehua。”

liuruxuekukuaiqiuqilai,tahaizhuazhuzhaotianshenggeboqiqiu。

“liuxiaojie,nigangganghaishuowoshilaihama,zenmexianzaiyoubianle?”

“nizheibaijindemoyang,wokandezhenfanwei。”

“tiansheng,woneishigennikaiwanxiaode,wokeshinidedayia。”

liuruxuemanliantaohaodeshuodao。

“hehe,wozheigexiangbalao,kebupeidangnidemeifu。”

zhaotianshengzhijiebarentuikai,zhuanshenzoule。

liuruxuelijiqideyaoyaqiechi,xinzhongyuanhenxiangdao:“xiangbalao,nixiaozhangshenme,bujiushizoulegoushiyunjiejiaolelinzong,worenshibilinzonghainiubideren,nisuanshenmewanyi!”

“曹他妈的!”

……

cheshang,linyujiciyuyanyouzhi。

zhaotianshengdao:“buyongzheimejujin,youhuajiuzhijieshuo。”

linyuxiaoxinyiyideshuodao:“zhaoxianshengninbuyongshengqi,zheigeliuruxuebushishenmehaodongxi,nanpengyouyigeyuehuansansige,tingshuohairanlebing,tianhaishichulemingdejiaojihua。”

“什么?”

zhaotianshengdunshiyizhennaohuo,yigezheimedaodebaihuaidejiannvren,ganggangjiuyinggaizhijieshale。

“buguo,liujiadeerxiaojie,queshishiyigehaonvren。”

linyulikenachuyifenziliao,jieshidao:“liujiadeernverjiaoliuqingyan,haizaishangdaxue,zhangdebidajiehaokanjishibei。”

“tingshuozheigeliuqingyanxuexibucuo,renshanliangdongshi,piqiyehenhao,shixianqiliangmuderenxuan。”

zhaotianshengjiguoziliao,fankanzhaopian,shuangyanfangguang,zheigemeinvqueshipiaoliang,shenmeizaizijibiaozhunshang。

ershifenzhonghou,zhaotianshengzaixiaomenkoujiandaolezhenzhengdeweihunqi,liuqingyan。

tashencaihenshou,zhanzaineili,haoxiangyizhenfengdounengchuidao。

yishuangmingliangdedayanjingchongmanhaoqi,zhengrenzhendekanzheta。

“zeze,laodieyanguangbucuo,zheicaishiwoxihuandelaopo。”

zhaotianshengxinzhonganzifashi,yidingyaoquzheigepiaoliangdemeinvdanglaopo,jitashengyiwohaizi。

“niyanjingkannalini?”

liuqingyanweiweizhoumeitou,youxiebushuang。

ganggangtajiedaojialidedianhua,shuocongxiaodingguowawaqindenanrenlaile。

tabingbushiniuniederen,suoyiyejiudadafangfangguolaijianmian。

jiandaozhaotianshengdiyiyan,tadiyiyinxiangjuedezheirenkanqilaihenlaoshi。

kezhuanyan,duifangjiudingzhezijidexiongkan。

很生气!

zhaotianshengyebubihuishenme,zuiyipie:“woxinggezhijie,shuoshihua,nideneiwanyibuxiao,wohaisuanmanyi。”

“wolaodie,hairangwojinidaileliwu。”

“zheihezilimian,woyebuzhidaoshisha,nizijidakaikan。”

zhaotianshengyiweihezifangzheshishouzhuoshenmede,zhijiedijiduifang。

liuqingyansonglekouqi,diyicijianmianhaiyouliwu,zheixiaozihaisuandongdianshi。

taxiaoyinyindedakaihezi。

下一秒。

脸上表情骤然凝固。

jiezhe,liuqingyanshuangmupenhuo,fennudebahezirenglehuiqu。

“**臭流氓!”

她生气的离开。

zhaotianshengweiweiyileng,zheishenmeqingkuang?

jiusuanshikandaobuxihuandeshouzhuo,yebuzhiyufazheimedapiqiba?

suihou,tabahezijianqilai。

kandaolimiandeliangyangdongxihou,zhaotianshengyezhijielengzhule。

limianyagenbushishenmeshouzhuo。

而是一本生子宝典。

还有一盒安全套。

这可真是亲爹啊!