第2章

tahualinanyanbiyi,wotingdeqixiaole,womeiqianmeishi?

landegentabaiche,woguaduandianhuazhibenhuijia,pitougailiandiwenwoba,「nizaiwaitouyousishengnv?」

wobayileng,womaqideyierguazijiushuaitalianshangle。

「haonigeshenjinhan,nigantouchi!」

我爸委屈极了。

dengwobashenyuhejiangyangchoubuyaoliandefayannajitakanyihou,tadunshijiujiyanle。

「nalaidexiaoniezhongwumiewo?」

「dengzhe,womashangchengqingzheishi,yizhengqingbai!」

wobataochushoujijiujizhulidadianhua,pitougailianjiushiyidunma,wumietashenmedoukeyi,danjueduibunengnatadeqingbaikaiwanxiao。

tazixunandebiaogan,rangwoyihouzhaoduixiangjiuanzhetazheibiaozhunzhao。

zhulihenkuaijiudiaochaqingchule,lianlvshihandouzhunbeihaole。

wobagangxiangfalvshihan,wolikelanzhule:「ba,zheishibuji。」

badenglewoyiyan:「haibuji?zheibihuoshao**haiji!」

woqiangguobadeshouji,sajiaodao:「zheishijiaojiwochuli,woyidingjiniyigemanyidedaan!」

patabuxiangxin,wohaipaizhexiongfugegezuoxiang!

babamizheyanjing,xiangzhilaohuli:「yaojiaojinichuliyebushibuxing,danshiniyaocongmingtiankaishijieshougongsishiwu。」

woyouyulepianke,dalianzhanankeburonghuan!

「好!」

babaxingfendibashoujisaidaowoshouli,jidongdilazhemamashanglou:

「laopo,nizhiqianbushixiangqumaerdaifuma?xianzaijiuzou!womenyihouzhongyukeyiguoerrenshijiele。」

mamayemeikaiyanxiao:「laogong,womenzhongyukeyituixiule。」

meixiangdaohaoburongyihuijiayitang,haiyaobeiqiangxingweiyibogouliang,wobamazheishushinianruyirideganqingzhenrangwoxianmudebuxing。

dangchuwoyejiushijuedejiangyangrongmaoyoujifenxiangwoba,caixialeyanbangtayiba。

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jieshoubamagongsidiyitian,zhenshuang。

zheibubiwotaiyangdixiabangjiangyangpaojuchang,paotonggao,tanhezuoshufudeduo?

dangchuweiletadeziyuan,woqiuleduoshaoren,kanleduoshaoliansea,haiyaoshishikekezhuyizhetacuiruodezizunxin。

xianzai,chuizhekongdiao,hezhechuncha,tingzhetamenweilebangzijizhuanqianfeijinxinsizuodexiangmu,shuangwaiwai!

kaiwanhui,wozhibentida。

bamadegongsihenwendingdichixuzengzhang,hewobushuohaowuguanxi,danguanxibuda。

suoyiwoxiangkaituoxindeyewu,kaiyulegongsi。

wonengpengqiyigeyingdi,jiunengpengqidiergeyingdi。

woyiyanjiukanzhongzailanqiuchangtouqiudecuntoushaonian,nongmeidayande,gezigaogujikuaiyimijiule,zheituizhenzhangkuailiangmileba!

「咔嚓!」

wozhuapailegeceyanfajiletongweijingjirendelijie,suishuocengjinglishubutongdegongsi,danquehentouji。

lijieyigedianhuajiubenglaile:「**,xiaoshennicongnalizhaodaozheimezhengdedeshaonian?batajieshaojiwo,wojinishiwanjieshaofei。」

woqingxiaolesheng:「sheiyaojieshaojinile?wojiuchanchanni,zheimehaodemiaoziwoyaozijiliuzhe!」