舅妈是个奇葩。
henxiaodeshihou,wotingmamashuo,taweilejiajijiujiu,sahuangtabijiujiuxiaoyisui,dangnianwaipozhaorenjijiujiusuanguobazi,shuotabixuzhaogenianjibitaxiaoderencainenganwenguoyisheng。
suoyizaixiangqindeshihou,waipoyouqizhuzhongnvshengdenianji,dangshidejiujiuzaiguoqishangban,gongzuobucuo,zhangdeyougaoda,bushaonvshengqinglaita。
jiumagetouxiao,yishuangsanjiaoyan,genbenrubulejiujiudeyan,ketalianpigouhou,tiantianwangjiujiudanweilipao,haidaochusanboxiaoxi,shuotashijiujiudenvpengyou。
waipojuedetabugoujinchi,jiashangtazhangdebuhaokan,buxujiujiugentayouguoduolaiwang。
yiciyiwai,jiujiuhezuijiu,jiumaguyibarenfuqujiudian,haipailezhaopian。
shihou,jiumashuotahuaiyunle,haishuotahuaideshigenantai。
waipotingdaokeyibaosunzi,henkuaijiudongyaole,wentanianjiduoda。
jiumasahuang,shuotabijiujiuxiaoyisui,shijishangtabijiujiudasisui。
舅舅不想娶她。
jiumayijiadaotadanweishangnaoshi,shuoyaohuiletadegongzuo。
wunaizhixia,jiujiuzhihaoquleta。
jiumagenbenmeihuaiyun,jiehunyinianhoucaihuaiyun,shengdeshigenvhai。
waipotuokouerchu:zenmeshigepeiqianhuo。
congneiyihouqi,tafengleyiyangdihuaiyun,shengwa,napajiujiuyincidiulegongzuo,tayefeiyaosheng。
yilianshenglejiugenverhou,tazaiyemeiyouchuguomen,yimenxinsiheyao,shengbuchuerzibubaxiu。
zaitashengxiaerzideneitian,tayilianfaleshibagepengyouquan,baokuotajitaerzihuanniaopiandeshipin,teyiduizhunneigexiaowanyilaipai,shengpabierenbuzhidaotashengdeshigeerzi。
waipogaoxingdebuxing,huaguangjixu,bamanyuejiubandehenshilongzhong,haiweihaiziqileyigemingzi,jiaoliuyaozu。
kehaojingbuzhang,liuyaozubeijianchachuhuanyoudianxian。
zheizhongbingjizaozhiliaoshikefangde。
zuoweiyishengdewo,dezhizheijianshihou,ganjinjijiumadadianhua,rangtajinzaosonghaiziquzhiliao,miandeyuetuoyuezaogao。
tinglewodehuahou,jiumadafaleiting,shuowojianbudetashengleerzi,xianghuiletaerzi,feishuotaerzimeibing,haishuoyaogaoneigejitaerzikanbingdeyisheng,shuoneirenshiyongyi,xianghaitaerzi。
wohaoyanxiangquan,huanlaideshitaeyuxiangxiang。
我不再劝告。
zhidaoliuyaozuzhangdaoqisui,haibuhuishuohua,dingzheyigedifangkanhenjiu,zhihuiliukoushuishaxiao,jiumacaikaishihuang,daochuzhaomingyijitaerzizhiliao。
keshijiantuodeshizaishitaizhangle,liuyaozusuanshibeitayishoujihuile。
tabuzhihuigai,feishuoshiwodecuo,jiaobiantayigenongcunfunv,shenmedoubudong,wozuoweiyisheng,quemeiyoujixuquanta,fenmingshixianghaitaerzi。
她把责任推给我。
wozaojiuliugexinyan,dangchuquantadaihaiziqukanbingdeshihou,woyoujitazhunbeiqianqigongzuo,woshiyouzhengjude。
jianmeibanfabazerentuijiwo,takaishidaodebangjia,shuotaqiong,yangbuqiyigebinghaizi,haibanchuzhuanjiashuodehua:youkunnankeyizhaoyoutiaojiandeqinqibangmang。
wobeiqixiao,buzaidalita。
tadelianpishizaihou,rangtajiugenverguizaiwojiamenkouku。
mamaneibianyechengshoulewaipodeyali,waiponahenongyaolaiweixiemama,mamanazishalaiweixiewo。
wozhihaotuirangyibu,tichufuzeliuyaozujinhoudeshenghuofeiheyiyaofei,yizhidaotachengnian。
jiumatanxinbuzu,haiyaoqiuwojiasongliuyaozuyitaofang。
wozhijieshouhuishuoguodehua,zheicaibatahezhu。
shangbeizi,wonianzaiqinqiyichangdefenshang,jiashangwoxiaoshihou,jiujiuduiwohenhao,xianzaiwoyoushiyimingyisheng,yugongyusi,wodoubuxiangkandaoliuyaozudangyibeizideshazi。
yushiwohualedaliangdexinxue,peihetongyuanyishengjitazuihaodezhiliaogenjiaoyu。
liuyaozuchengnianhou,xingweibibushangtonglingren,danhaodaidianxianmeifazuoguo,zhilishang,yenengzhaoguziji,buhuijibierenzengtianmafan。
zheigeshihou,jiumayoutiaochulai,feiyaodailiuyaozuhuixiangxiazhu,yeshineitian,takandaolewoconghaochexialaidepiaolianghaoyou,feiyaowobahaoyoujieshaojiliuyaozu。
wobutongyi,taheizhelianzoule。
neijinian,liuyaozudianxianlvcifazuo,jiumashuodoushiwodecuo,ruguowoyuanyibahaoyoujieshaojiliuyaozu,tamenjieweifuqi,liuyaozujiushiyouqianren,youqiankanbing,haiyougenvrenpeizhe,jueduibuhuifabing。
suizheliuyaozubeiyuelaiyueduoderenshuoshishazi,yibeizidouqubudaolaopo,jiumabahenquanjidaolewotoushang。