第2章

舅妈是个奇葩。

henxiaodeshihou,wotingmamashuo,taweilejiajijiujiu,sahuangtabijiujiuxiaoyisui,dangnianwaipozhaorenjijiujiusuanguobazi,shuotabixuzhaogenianjibitaxiaoderencainenganwenguoyisheng。

suoyizaixiangqindeshihou,waipoyouqizhuzhongnvshengdenianji,dangshidejiujiuzaiguoqishangban,gongzuobucuo,zhangdeyougaoda,bushaonvshengqinglaita。

jiumagetouxiao,yishuangsanjiaoyan,genbenrubulejiujiudeyan,ketalianpigouhou,tiantianwangjiujiudanweilipao,haidaochusanboxiaoxi,shuotashijiujiudenvpengyou。

waipojuedetabugoujinchi,jiashangtazhangdebuhaokan,buxujiujiugentayouguoduolaiwang。

yiciyiwai,jiujiuhezuijiu,jiumaguyibarenfuqujiudian,haipailezhaopian。

shihou,jiumashuotahuaiyunle,haishuotahuaideshigenantai。

waipotingdaokeyibaosunzi,henkuaijiudongyaole,wentanianjiduoda。

jiumasahuang,shuotabijiujiuxiaoyisui,shijishangtabijiujiudasisui。

舅舅不想娶她。

jiumayijiadaotadanweishangnaoshi,shuoyaohuiletadegongzuo。

wunaizhixia,jiujiuzhihaoquleta。

jiumagenbenmeihuaiyun,jiehunyinianhoucaihuaiyun,shengdeshigenvhai。

waipotuokouerchu:zenmeshigepeiqianhuo。

congneiyihouqi,tafengleyiyangdihuaiyun,shengwa,napajiujiuyincidiulegongzuo,tayefeiyaosheng。

yilianshenglejiugenverhou,tazaiyemeiyouchuguomen,yimenxinsiheyao,shengbuchuerzibubaxiu。

zaitashengxiaerzideneitian,tayilianfaleshibagepengyouquan,baokuotajitaerzihuanniaopiandeshipin,teyiduizhunneigexiaowanyilaipai,shengpabierenbuzhidaotashengdeshigeerzi。

waipogaoxingdebuxing,huaguangjixu,bamanyuejiubandehenshilongzhong,haiweihaiziqileyigemingzi,jiaoliuyaozu。

kehaojingbuzhang,liuyaozubeijianchachuhuanyoudianxian。

zheizhongbingjizaozhiliaoshikefangde。

zuoweiyishengdewo,dezhizheijianshihou,ganjinjijiumadadianhua,rangtajinzaosonghaiziquzhiliao,miandeyuetuoyuezaogao。

tinglewodehuahou,jiumadafaleiting,shuowojianbudetashengleerzi,xianghuiletaerzi,feishuotaerzimeibing,haishuoyaogaoneigejitaerzikanbingdeyisheng,shuoneirenshiyongyi,xianghaitaerzi。

wohaoyanxiangquan,huanlaideshitaeyuxiangxiang。

我不再劝告。

zhidaoliuyaozuzhangdaoqisui,haibuhuishuohua,dingzheyigedifangkanhenjiu,zhihuiliukoushuishaxiao,jiumacaikaishihuang,daochuzhaomingyijitaerzizhiliao。

keshijiantuodeshizaishitaizhangle,liuyaozusuanshibeitayishoujihuile。

tabuzhihuigai,feishuoshiwodecuo,jiaobiantayigenongcunfunv,shenmedoubudong,wozuoweiyisheng,quemeiyoujixuquanta,fenmingshixianghaitaerzi。

她把责任推给我。

wozaojiuliugexinyan,dangchuquantadaihaiziqukanbingdeshihou,woyoujitazhunbeiqianqigongzuo,woshiyouzhengjude。

jianmeibanfabazerentuijiwo,takaishidaodebangjia,shuotaqiong,yangbuqiyigebinghaizi,haibanchuzhuanjiashuodehua:youkunnankeyizhaoyoutiaojiandeqinqibangmang。

wobeiqixiao,buzaidalita。

tadelianpishizaihou,rangtajiugenverguizaiwojiamenkouku。

mamaneibianyechengshoulewaipodeyali,waiponahenongyaolaiweixiemama,mamanazishalaiweixiewo。

wozhihaotuirangyibu,tichufuzeliuyaozujinhoudeshenghuofeiheyiyaofei,yizhidaotachengnian。

jiumatanxinbuzu,haiyaoqiuwojiasongliuyaozuyitaofang。

wozhijieshouhuishuoguodehua,zheicaibatahezhu。

shangbeizi,wonianzaiqinqiyichangdefenshang,jiashangwoxiaoshihou,jiujiuduiwohenhao,xianzaiwoyoushiyimingyisheng,yugongyusi,wodoubuxiangkandaoliuyaozudangyibeizideshazi。

yushiwohualedaliangdexinxue,peihetongyuanyishengjitazuihaodezhiliaogenjiaoyu。

liuyaozuchengnianhou,xingweibibushangtonglingren,danhaodaidianxianmeifazuoguo,zhilishang,yenengzhaoguziji,buhuijibierenzengtianmafan。

zheigeshihou,jiumayoutiaochulai,feiyaodailiuyaozuhuixiangxiazhu,yeshineitian,takandaolewoconghaochexialaidepiaolianghaoyou,feiyaowobahaoyoujieshaojiliuyaozu。

wobutongyi,taheizhelianzoule。

neijinian,liuyaozudianxianlvcifazuo,jiumashuodoushiwodecuo,ruguowoyuanyibahaoyoujieshaojiliuyaozu,tamenjieweifuqi,liuyaozujiushiyouqianren,youqiankanbing,haiyougenvrenpeizhe,jueduibuhuifabing。

suizheliuyaozubeiyuelaiyueduoderenshuoshishazi,yibeizidouqubudaolaopo,jiumabahenquanjidaolewotoushang。