第四章 回门日,狗过寿

taxunsuzhuanshen,zuochufangyuzitai。

ranhoujiubeimouzhidaxingquanpudaole。

muchenyeyanjingliangjingjing:“niangzihaolihai!tamendouhaipani!”

guyunlanwunaixiaozherouleroutadenaodai:“neifujunpama?”

muchenyeyaotou:“niangzi,duiwohao!bupa!”

“neinengxianrangwoqilaima?”guyunlanyouxiewunai。

tabushibuxihuanreqingxiaogoudepubao。

ershizheishiyuedetian,dibanzheshiyouxieliangle。

“hao,hao!”reqingxiaogouganmangbaguyunlanfuleqilai。

yikezhonghou,xiamiaoheqiushoujiangshiwuheyaochengshang,erhouguijudezhandaoyibian。

guyunlannieleniemuchenyedelian:“ehuaileba?kuaichiba。”

muchenyeyanleyantuomo,queshixiannaqiyaomian,xiaoxinyiyidejiguyunlandeetoushangyao。

“niangzitongtong,xianshangyao。dududengdeng。”

muchenyexiaoshenghezijideduzidazheshangliang。

guyunlanyileng,xiaoleqilai。

zheigexiaoshazi,zenmezheimererenxihuanni。

youshuaiyouguaidexiaonaigouyeshirangtaqudaole,xingfusisheilea!

jiguyunlanshangwanyao,muchenyezheicaipobujidaidenaqikuaizichifan。

“haochi,haochi!yeerhaojiumeichizheimehaochidefanle!”

tadechixiangbingbuhao,chifansuduyoukuai,kehaishiyibianchiyibianjiguyunlanwanlijiarou。

guyunlanqiaozhexintengjile。

kelianletadexiaoshuaige,zendejihaiziechengzheigeyangzile。

“manxiechi,miandeduzibushufu。”guyunlanquandao。

muchenyesuiyouxiebuqingyuan,danhaishifangmanlesudu。

sheirangfahuadeshitayoupiaoliangduitayouhaodeniangzini!

他听话!

chiguolefan,yahuanmenshoushihaoledongxi,yousihouleerrenxishu,biantuilechuqu。

guyunlanchuanlaibuguojigeshichenbianfashenglezheimeduoshi,rujinzheshiyouxieleile。tanieniemuchenyedelian:“fujun,jiuqinba。”

errenshuixia,yiyewumeng。

guyunlanzheiyijueshuideheichen,xinglaishiyijingtiansedaliang。

muchenyezaoqilaipaochuquwanle,taroulerouyanjing,hanleqiushuanglai:“zenmebuhanwoqilai?jinriyaojidiejingchade。”

qiushuangsihouzheguyunlanchuanyixishu:“laoyeyizaochuanlehualai,shuoshaonainaizuorizhetengyitiandingshileihuaile,shaoyeyegangdabingchuyu,jiubujuniyuxingshile。rangninerweizaiyuanzhongxiuxi,jianmianlidouyijingzhijiesonglaile。”

guyunlandianlediantou,rangrenjiangjianmianlinalai。

mukangshengsongdeshigehezi,dakailaikan,quanshifangqidiqidianqi。

guyunlanlianliandiantou,zheijianmianlizhenshizai。

“qiaoyiniangsongdeshiyiduijinerzhui,luoyiniangsongleyigeyinzhuozi。chenyiniangsongdeyeshixiaohezi。”qiushuangjiangdongxiyiyididaoguyunlanmianqian。

guyunlandakaichenyiniangsongdehezi,limianshiyiluoyinpiao。

“zheichenyiniangyeshigeshizairen。”guyunlanxiaole。

qiushuangyigesandengyahuanzhijiejinshengchengleyideng,ziranyaozaiguyunlanmianqianbiaozhongxin,limaguaijuedejieshao:“qiaoyiniangshiershaoyeshengmu,youshilaoyedeqinbiaomei,yizhibiaoxiandeshifenshidati。luoyiniangshisishaoyeshengmu,xingziyouxiekebo,chongsishaoyegenyanzhuziside。”

“chenyiniangzeshifurendepeijiayahuan,suixingzimunebutaishoulaoyexiai,dankanzaifurendemianziqingshangyehaiguodequ。chenyiniangduizanmensanshaoyezuihao。jingchanghuirangsixiaojielaijisanshaoyesongchideyongde。songlezheimeduoyinpiao,xianglaiyezanlebushaonianfenle。”

guyunlandianlediantou,shouhaodongxirangqiushuangquhanmuchenyechifan。

chiguofan,guyunlanrangsuoyouxiarendouchuquhou,kanzhemuchenye:“tuo。”

muchenyezhabazheyanjing,suibumingbaiguyunlanyaozuoshenme,danhaishiguaiguaikaishituoqileyifu。

zheihaizishizai,rangtuojiutuo,liandikudouchadianchexialai,guyunlanganmanglanzhu:“xingle,zheigebuyongtuo。”

suiranmuchenyeshitadexiaonaigou,kezheiyangzhijietanchengxiangjian,taduoshaohaishiyoudianbuhaoyisi。

tazixiguanchazhemuchenyedetui,shibushishenshounienieanan。

gutoubianxing,yikanbianzhishicengjingbeirenjidaduande。chucizhiwai,haiyoubushaochennianjiushang。

guaiguai,tadexiaonaigouguodedoushishenmekurizi。

takandechulai,mukangshengshizhenxintengaimuchenye,ketabijingshigedalaocu,yougongwufanmang,wangqiguoshihoutaweicengxuxian,houyuandeshijiuyouxiebuqingbuchude。

yuanzhujiyizhongyouguo,muchenyetuiduanhoumukangshengcaizhidaomuchenyeshouqifu,yincidafaleiting,zheizhihoumuchenyecaisuanshinengpinganduri。

kezheipinganzaitayanli,yebingbusuanpingan。

sheijiahaorentineiyoujishizhongduyaoa!

“guaiguaizuozhebiedong。”tacongkongjianquchuyinzhen,zaicijimuchenyeshizhen。

zuorijimuchenyediaoming,zhilaidejizuoyixiejiandandechuli,ruoxiangchediqingchumuchenyetineideyudu,haideshizhenjiayaoyuyiduanshijian。

jiezheyoushijizhenzhazaimuchenyedetouding。

naoziyeyiqizhileba,shunshouzhajizhendeshier。

bijingtazheichishazhizhengyehetineideduyouguan。taxiantiantineidaidu,xianglaishizaimutizhongbianzhongledu,duipangrenlaishuohuoxunanzhi,duitaeryan,buguofeixieshijianbale。

dengguyunlanshiwanzhen,muchenyeyanzhongshanguoyisiqingming,dansuihouyoubeimengdongtianzhensuotidai。

taqingqingtaishouyongxiuzicalecaguyunlaneshangdehan:“niangzi,leilei,baobao。”

shuoba,bianxiongbaozhuleguyunlan。

guyunlanlanlandewozailetahuaili。suishidiyici,quexiangshizuolewushuciyiyang,rangtaganshoudaolewubideanxin。

“fujun,nidetuiguzhangwaile,xuyaoduanguzhongjie,hentongde。nirujinshenzitaixu,ruoshimaoranduangufengxiantaida,dengniyangyangshenziwozaijinizhi,nibuyaoxinji。”guyunlanmenmendao。

“woguaiguai,tingniangzide。”muchenyeguaiqiaohuida。

yushijiexialaideshiri,guyunlanbianririjimuchenyeshizhen,tadelianseyeyiririhaoleqilai,yuanbenshouxuedelianjiadouzhanglexierou。

zhuanyanbiandaoleguyunlansanrihuimendeshihou。

yitiqineigejia,guyunlanjiutouteng。

jianyaogaikuo,zisipianxindeba,ruanruoduobingdema,baiyanlangdeqindi,fokoushexindedafuren,zhangyangbahudedimeiheposuideta。

huimen,dingshiyouyichangyingzhangyaoda。

ketasuitouteng,quebingbupa。tashenyidianzhizhuguyunlan,haicongweipaguoshenme。

yidazao,guyunlanbiandaizhemukangshengzhunbeideliwu,daizhemuchenyewanggufuerqu。quemeixiangdaozaigufumenkouchilegebimengeng。

moshuorerenaonaodeyingchujianvhuimen,gufumenkouliangesasaodoumeiyou,zhiyougemenfangchengzheliandakeshui。

kandaoguyunlan,tabunaidezhoumei:“e,shidaxiaojiea,ninhuiba。fulimangzhejierxiaojiedegouguoshengchenni,meigongfuzhaodainin!”