第四章真假宽叔
kuanshuconghouyuanlaidaoqiantingzheibian,kaishirangwomenzhunbeidongxi。
wobagongjiheheimugoufangzaiqiantingzhengzhongyang,wangqiangbanlaileyigehuanglimudezhuozi,bianjiaoyouxiemosundehenji,kanshangquyouxieniantoule。
chenlilibadenghuierxuyaoyongdehuangfuhemodoudouzhunbeihao。
quanbudedongxidoubaifangzhengqi,kuanshubamenguanshang。
buzhiweihe,wangchuangwaiwangqu,jintiandeyesehewangchangpoyoubutong。
waimianmaochuyilvqingguang,jiushixiangkongbupianlimiandeneizhongyanse,kanshangquyouxieshendehuang。
“xiaobin,guolaibayifutuole!”
kuanshuhuranduiwozheimeshuo,rangwoyouxiecuobujifang。
bushishuoyaobangwojiejuewenti,zenmeturanyaowotuoyifu?
genghekuanggexianchanghaiyouchenlilizai,zheibutaihaoba。
keshikuanshujiwoyigejiandingdeyanshen,woyezhinengzhaozhetashuodezuo,xinghaozhishituodiaoshangyi。
beiduizhekuanshu,chenlilinonghaolehongmoshui,kuanshuzaiwohoubeishangxielebushaozi。
wozhinengyongzhitijiechuquganshou,bingbuzhidaojutixieleshenme。
yucitongshi,wokandaowuwaihaoxiangqilebaiwu。
zheizhongtianqi,qilebaiwuqueshirangrenjuedeqiguai。
“haole,denghuinijiuanxindezuozaizheigequanzilimian,qianwanbuyaochulai,fouzewoyebaobuleni。”kuanshushuowanzhihou,jiuzaizhuozimianqiandekongdishanghualeyigeyuanquan。
zheigeyuanquanbudabuxiao,ganghaokeyirangwoshuangtuipanxizuozailimian。
dengzheyiqiedoudouzhunbeihaolezhihou,kuanshubianrangchenlilihewangqianglazheyigenhongshengzi,zhenghaoraoguowodeqianmian,bangzaileqiantingdeliangbian。
qianhougeyigenhongsheng,suihoushizuoyouliangbian。
ruciyilai,wojiubeiyige‘jing’ziweiraozaihongquanlimian。
buzhihaohou,sangerenbianwanghoufangzouqu。
qiantingjiuzhishengxiawoyigeren,zaineixiezangdongxilaizhiqian,kuanshutamenbuhuichulai。
suizheshijiandetuiyi,wojingjingdezaihongquanlimiandaileyesansigexiaoshi。
shijianlaidaowuyeshierdian,yejiushizishi。
huranjianganjuedaoyouyisiliangyixilai,yuanbenjinbidedamen,huranjianqianqileqiaomensheng。
咚......
咚......
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qiaomenshengyuelaiyuexiang,wodexinyetidaolesangziyan。
woxiangyaojiaohan,tixingkuanshu,keshizheishiwoquefaxian,zijijuranfabuchushengle。yebuzhidaoshiyinweitaiguoyuhaipa,haishiyinweimouzhongwuxingdeliliang。
qiaomenshengmeiyouchixuhenjiu,liangzhexiangledagaijishimiaozhong,jiutingle。
yuanbenyiweijiuzheiyangjieshu,danqingkuangbingmeiyouwoxiangxiangzhongdeneimeleguan。
咔......
suizheyizhenshengxiang,dangpudedamenbeidakai。
wokandaoyigeshenxingmanmanwangwozheibianpaguolai。
henqitedeshi,jintianwanshang,waimiandeludengjuranhuaile,zaijiashangzhiqiankuanshukeyibadianlimiandedengquanbudouguandiao,xianchangbiandetebiehunan。
congyikaishi,wogenbenjiumeiyoubanfakanqingchuzheigeheiyingjiujingzhangshenmemoyang。
wozhinenggoucongtadewaixingshangpanduanchu,zhishaoshigerenxing。
yinweijinzhangdeguanxi,dangheiyingmanmankaojinwodeshihou,wozhinenggouganjinbishangyanjing。
buguoduifangdehuxisheng,haiyoushenxingzhuandongdezitai,keyirangwopanduanchuwohetazhiqiandejulibuguozhiyouyigequantouzuoyou。
huixiangqizhiqiankanguodeyixiedianying,woganjinbizhuhuxi,kezheiyangyechixubuleduojiu。
lanwojuedebijiaoqiguaideshi,zheituanheiyingmeiyouguoduotingliu,juranlikaile!
woyouxiechijing,nandaoshiqingjiuzheiyangjieshule?
yihouzheixiezangdongxibuhuijixuchanzhewole?
huanhuandezhengkaiyanjing,huangusizhou,queshimeiyoufaxianyoushenmeyiyang。
jiuzaizheigeshihou,kuanshuzoulechulai,duiwoshuo:“yiqiedoujieshule,nikeyiconghongquanlimianchulaile。”
tingdaokuanshuzheimeshuo,wozongsuanshisongleyikouqi。
keshidangwoxiangyaoqilaideshihou,quefaxianyinweitaizhangshijiandoubaochizheshuangtuipanxidezitai,xianzailiangzhijiaoshiquleganjue,zanshimeiyoubanfahuifuzhijue。
wogangxiangyaozhongxinzuohuiqu,dengyihuierzaiqilai,kuanshuyouduiwoshuohuale。
“nizenmehaibuqilai?kuaidianjiwoqilai,likaizheigequanzi!”
woyouxieyihuo,bujiushishaoweiwandianqilai,kuanshuyebuzhiyufazheimedadepiqi。
kejiuzaizheishi,wokandaochenlilihewangqiangchichimeiyouchuxian,bianwen:“liliheqiangzini?”
“nibietamen,ganjinjiwoqilai!”
kandaokuanshuzheimeshuo,wofaxianleyigexijie,neijiushikuanshubingmeiyouwangwozheibianzouguolai,haoxiangyoushenmedongxidangzhutaside。
huixiangqizhiqiandezhongzhongxijie,wohuranxiangdaoleshenme,bianshitanxingdeshuodao:“kuanshu,wotuimale,nifufuwoqilaiba。”
“nizijibuhuiqilaima,tuimalejiukefuyixia,bieneimeduofeihua。”
kuanshushuohuadeyuqibiandeshifenxingfen,haoxiangtebiepoqiewocongquanzilimianchulai。
kezhiqianmingmingshitagaosuwo,rangwoqianwanbuyaoconglimianchulai。
yejiushishuo,cikechuxianzaiwoyanqiandezheigekuanshu,henyoukenengshijiade!
“nibushikuanshu,nidaodishishei?”
wotiwendetaiduyebiandeyansuqilai,huranjianbiandexiongyouchengzhu。
‘kuanshu’kanzhewobushuohua,jiusisididingzhewo。
neiyangdeyanshenchongmanlesiqi,meiyoushengji,buxiangshigechongmanshengminglideren。
chenmolehaoyihuierhou,‘kuanshu’kaishinuqichongtian,zhijiechongzhewonuhou:“kuaidianchulai!”
zheihui,wokeyiquedingduifangshijiabande。
kuanshudepiqihenhao,renshizheijigeyueyilai,wohaiconglaimeiyoujiantashengguoqi,suoyizhenzhengdekuanshugengbukenengyinweizheizhongxiaoshishengqi。
zhishizaigaoqingchushishizhihou,wofanerkaishiyoudianhaipale。
ruguozaiwomianqiandeshijiadekuanshu。neimezhenzhengdekuanshuzainali?
yixiangdaozheili,wojiujuedehenhaipa。
“kuanshu!lili!qiangzi!”
woshijingerdedahanzhe,xiwangnenggoudedaotamendehuifu,danshizhongmeiyouconghongquanlimianlikai。
zheigeshihou,jiadekuanshuyijingkaishikuangnu,keshitaqueshizhongmeiyoujiejinwo,huozheshuodangwohaizaiquanzilimiandeshihou,tajiuwufaduiwozuorenheshi。
kanlaikuanshushuodeshizhende,zhiyaonenggoubaochizaizheigequanlimian,jinwanwojiunenggouanquan。
kezheimanmanzhangye,haiyouyigejiakuanshuzaiwomianqian,yaorangwozenmeaoguoqu?
jiakuanshukaishihuihuaixianchangdedongxi,buguodengdaotamianxiangwoshenhoudezhuozishi,yidaoyingzishanguo,zhijienaqiyizhanghuangfutiezailejiakuanshudeshenshang。