楔子

“heihei,buhaoyisi,woyouyingle。”yigepangzidaxiaozheshenchufeishuodeshuangshou,bamianqiandeyiduiyinliangdouhuarudaotadehuaizhong。

pa!pangzizuoshoubianderenbashouzhongzhipaizhongzhongdeshuaizailezhuoshang,“zhoupangzi,nijintianxinga,womensandeqiandourangniyingquleba。”

“ai~zenmeshuohuani?nibuyexiaoyingleyixiema。”zhouxingpangziniutouyouduiyoucedeganshounanrenshuodao:“zheigelaoliujiushishubuqi,yiqiantayingdeduodeshihoukemeijiantayouzheimeduodefeihua,laogaonishuoshibushi?”

laogaoxizheshoulidepaiyiliankuxiao,duilingyibianshuodao:“laoye,nijintianshudezuiduoba?”

beichengweilaoyedenanrenlianseyinchenyebudahua,zheishitashenhoushenchuyizhixiaoshoulatadegebo,“die,zanmenhuijiaba。”

laoyeshenshoumomoerziyesandetou,shuodao:“zaidengyihui,jiuyihui。”ranhouhuiguoshenbianzhuapaibianziyanziyudao:“wojiubuxinwohuilianshushijici。”xiaoyesanwukenaihe,zhidezaifuqinshenhoujixuyanbabadekanzhe。

sirenyoujiezhedapai,buyihuizhoupangzizhouzhemeitoushuodao:“zheibapaiyebuxinga。”shuozheqingpiaopiaorengxiayizhangzhipai。

“guanshang!”laogaodaheyishengchouchuyizhangpaizhongzhongdeyaleshangqu,ranhoujianqitasanrendoubushuohua,younachuyibapairengjinpaidui“sanzhang!”

laoyeshijingniezheshouzhongdepai,yaoyadao:“buyao!”

laoliuyiduishuyanzuoyoukankan,bashouzhongpaiwanghuiyishou,“woyebuyao。”

“heihei!”zhoupangziyixiatigaolebadudesangmen,shuodao:“zhenghaojiwosonglaile,woyeshisanzhang!”pa!bashouzhongjinshengdepaixiangxiayipai“jiqianba!”

xiaoyesansuirankanbudongzheipaiju,danshiyezhidaofuqinkendingyoushuqianle。

zhoupangzixixiaozheshouqian,laoyezeshenshoubapaidouzhualeguolai,yaoyadao:“zheiciwoxipai!”

paijuzaicikaishi,laoyesisidingzheqitasanrendedongzuo,jiquanxialaiyebingweifaxianshenmeyichangjudong。

dazhedazhelaogaozhangtanyisheng,“ai,wozheipaishibuxingle,nimenaisheiyingsheiyingba。”shuozherengxialiangzhangxiangsidepai,laoyeyechouchuliangzhangpaiyaleshangqu,laoliuxiaoyanzhuyizhuan,“guanshang!”yerengchuliangzhangpai,qitasanrenyikan,doubiaoshiyaobuqi,laoliuweiweiyixiaoyounachuyibapaishuodao:“sanzhang!”zhoupangzikanlekanshouzhongdepai,yenachusanzhangfanglexiaqu。

“yingle!”laogaoturandajiaoyisheng,youshouyishuaibajinyoudesanzhangpaizaleshangqu,“haha!wohaiyiweizuihoudengbudaozheisanzhangleni,zheizhenshiyunqilailedangyedangbuzhua!”

laoyeyanjingdengdetonghong,ganjinshenshouqupaiduilizixijiancha,faxianbingwujiadaidengyichangqingkuang,zhenggerenyixiaziweimilexiaqu。

“laoyenishayisi!”zhoupangzibayanyideng,shuodao:“wandeqijiuwan,wanbuqijiubiewan,nihaihuaiyilaogaozuobibucheng?zaishuopaidoushinixide,nihaiyoushaxiangfabucheng,gankuaitaoyinzi!”shuozhebatamianqiandeyinziwanglaogaoneibiantuileyixie。

laoyemianqianyijingkongkongruye,zhidemanhanyuanqideshenshouzaiyifuzuilimianmochuyigeganbiedeqiandai。

“die,tamenshualai!”xiaoyesanzhinendeshengyinturanxiangqi。

laoyewenyannazheqiandaideshoujiushiyidun。

pa!zhoupangzimengranbapaizhuoyipai,shuodao:“xiaozaizihushuoshenmeni!”

laoliuheiheiyixiao,“ai~hebiheyigexiaohaizidongnu,jiranhaiziyouhua,jiurangtashuoma,”shuozheniutouduixiaoyesandao:“haiziniyehuiwanpaima?”

xiaoyesanyaoyaotoudao:“wobuhui。”

“neijiuqiguaile,jirannidoubuhuiwan,neinizenmejiushuonigaoshushushualaini。”laoliuyiduishuyanyoukanxianglaoye,“zheihaizihuiqunidehaohaoguanjiaoguanjiaoa。”

laoyeyeshizhoumeiduixiaoyesanshuodao:“biexiashuo,paishiwoxide,nigaoshushudepaiwoyekanle,doumeiyouwenti,zanmenjiajiranchulaiwanjiuwandeqi,nizenmenengzheimeshuonigaoshushuni,shangpangbiandaizhequ!”

xiaoyesanshijinglazhulaoyedegeboshuo:“wobushishuogaoshushushualai。”

“ng?”laoyeyihuodewendao:“neinishuosheishualai?”

xiaoyesandashengdao:“woshuotamensangedouzaishualai!”ciyanyichupaizhuodunshizhakaiguole。

“ai,laoye!”laogaozhijiezhanqishenshuodao:“wozheigangyingyibanierzijiushuowozuobi,zheiyejiusuanle,tajuranshuowomensanrendouzaizuobi,shibushiniguyiranghaizishuodenixianglaizhanga!”

“laizhang?”cengdeyixiazhoupangziyezhanleqilai,dashengdao:“yuandujiuyaofushu,jintianwokansheiganlaizhang!”

laoliuyishuangshuyandiliuluanzhuan,shenshoubazhuoshangdeyinliangwangzijihuailibolebo。

laoyeyikanqingkuangbumiao,ganjinhechidao:“xiaohaizihushuoshenme?”

“womeihushuo!”xiaoyesantingqixiongtangwangqianmaichuyibu,shuodao:“tamensangezhiyaoyourenshuopaibuxing,biyourenchusanzhangde,eryourenshuopaibuhao,jiuyourendaliangzhangde,yaoshiyourenshuopaibucuozheileihua,jiuyourenchudanzhangde,tamenfenmingshizaizuobi!”

huayingangluo,changzhongyixiaanjinglexialai,zhoupangzixiangpaizhuozideyoushouxiangbeishizhanledingshenshutingzailekongzhong,laoliudelaoshuyanyebuzaisixialuanzhuan,ershijinjindingzhexiaoyesanyizhabuzha,laogaozhangkaidekouyedingzaineilizaibuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme......

laoyetingleerzidehualengzaiyuandiliangjiu,kaishizixihuiyiqizhenggepaijudeguocheng,suizhehuiyideshijianyuezhang,zhenggerenlianseyeyuelaiyueqing,yanjingyuelaiyuehong。

“hei!”kaca!huala!

zhoupangzixianyouledongzuo,shuangbeiyiyonglibazhenggepaizhuodouxianfanzaidi,ranhoushunshouchaoqi**xiamiandedengzizhizhilaoye,nudao:“xingyede!shuohuakeyaojiangzhengju,nabuchuzhengjunijiudeyuandufushu,taoyinzi!”

laoliu,laogaoyegenadengziqishenghandao:“dui!niyouzhengjuma!”

xiaoyesandanu,“mingmingnimensange......”

啪!

xiaoyesandunshijuedetianxuandizhuan,putongyishengshuaidaozaidicaijuedezuolian**ladetengtong,taitouyikan,laoyegangbayouzhangshouhui。

laoyelianshangjichunankandexiaorong,baoquanshuodao:“sanweixiongdibuhaoyisi,wozheierzipingrilirangwoguanhuaile,rangtazaiwaimianmeidameixiaoxinkouhushuo,jiweibieshengqiwozheijiudaihuiquhaoshengguanjiaoguanjiao,gaoci!”shuozhelaqidishangdexiaoyesanjiuyaozou。

“zhanzhu!”zhoupangzidaheyisheng,“zuihouyibanishudeyinzihaimeitaoni,bunaqian,nimenfuzijintianjiuzoubuchuzheijianwuzi!”

laoyebaganbiedeqiandaiwangdishangyireng,shuodao:“jiuzheixiele,zaiduoyigetongqianwoyemeiyou。”huayinweiluolaqixiaoyesankuaibuzoulechuqu。

fuzierrendatabudewangqianzou,yizhizoudaozaiyekanbujianhoubianyourenle,caishaoshaofangmanxiejiaobu。

laoyeqingqingjixiaoyesancalecalianshangdeleihen,shuodao:“gangcaidieneixiadatengleba。”

xiaoyesanwenyanyanleigunluodegengkuaile,chouqidehuidao:“die,wogangcaishuodedoushizhende。”

laoyeqingtanyishengpaipaitadenaodai,shuodao:“diezhidao,nicongxiaojiubibierendoucongming,nengkanchubierenkanbuchulaidedongxi,danshi......haizi,zaijianghuliyoushihoukanpobushuopocaishizhihui,jintiannizheimezhijiedejiubashiqingtongkaile,tamensangenaoxiuchengnuhenyoukenengzhijieduizanmenyeliangxiahenshou,daoneishihouaidunzoubushuo,yinziyiyangbaobuzhu,zanmenbijingmeishenmezhengju,yiqiedoushinidecaice。”

xiaoyesanyetingchuleqizhongdedaoli,zhishiyijiujuedeweiqu,yanleizhibuzhudeyizhiliu。

laoyeheheyixiaoshuodao:“haola,kuaibiekula,yihouniyaoshiyouxingbairuxuanlingpaimenxia,yiwoerzidecongmindedaochengxianzhirikedai,daoneishihouzanmenzailaitaohuigongdao!”

xiaoyesanyitingbairuxuanlingpaiyixiazhenggerenyoujingshenleqilai,yonglidiantoudao:“ng!dienifangxin!erziyidingnengbairushanmen,yihourangqifuzanmenderenbaibeichanghai!”

laoyeweixiaozhediandian,youturanxiaoshengdao:“neige......jintiandeshihuiquqianwanbieheniniangshuo,yebiehenijieshuo,buran......”

“haha。”xiaoyesanxiaoleqilai,shuodao:“neiwokebaozhengbulea!”

“hei!nizheichouxiaozi!”