“heihei,buhaoyisi,woyouyingle。”yigepangzidaxiaozheshenchufeishuodeshuangshou,bamianqiandeyiduiyinliangdouhuarudaotadehuaizhong。
pa!pangzizuoshoubianderenbashouzhongzhipaizhongzhongdeshuaizailezhuoshang,“zhoupangzi,nijintianxinga,womensandeqiandourangniyingquleba。”
“ai~zenmeshuohuani?nibuyexiaoyingleyixiema。”zhouxingpangziniutouyouduiyoucedeganshounanrenshuodao:“zheigelaoliujiushishubuqi,yiqiantayingdeduodeshihoukemeijiantayouzheimeduodefeihua,laogaonishuoshibushi?”
laogaoxizheshoulidepaiyiliankuxiao,duilingyibianshuodao:“laoye,nijintianshudezuiduoba?”
beichengweilaoyedenanrenlianseyinchenyebudahua,zheishitashenhoushenchuyizhixiaoshoulatadegebo,“die,zanmenhuijiaba。”
laoyeshenshoumomoerziyesandetou,shuodao:“zaidengyihui,jiuyihui。”ranhouhuiguoshenbianzhuapaibianziyanziyudao:“wojiubuxinwohuilianshushijici。”xiaoyesanwukenaihe,zhidezaifuqinshenhoujixuyanbabadekanzhe。
sirenyoujiezhedapai,buyihuizhoupangzizhouzhemeitoushuodao:“zheibapaiyebuxinga。”shuozheqingpiaopiaorengxiayizhangzhipai。
“guanshang!”laogaodaheyishengchouchuyizhangpaizhongzhongdeyaleshangqu,ranhoujianqitasanrendoubushuohua,younachuyibapairengjinpaidui“sanzhang!”
laoyeshijingniezheshouzhongdepai,yaoyadao:“buyao!”
laoliuyiduishuyanzuoyoukankan,bashouzhongpaiwanghuiyishou,“woyebuyao。”
“heihei!”zhoupangziyixiatigaolebadudesangmen,shuodao:“zhenghaojiwosonglaile,woyeshisanzhang!”pa!bashouzhongjinshengdepaixiangxiayipai“jiqianba!”
xiaoyesansuirankanbudongzheipaiju,danshiyezhidaofuqinkendingyoushuqianle。
zhoupangzixixiaozheshouqian,laoyezeshenshoubapaidouzhualeguolai,yaoyadao:“zheiciwoxipai!”
paijuzaicikaishi,laoyesisidingzheqitasanrendedongzuo,jiquanxialaiyebingweifaxianshenmeyichangjudong。
dazhedazhelaogaozhangtanyisheng,“ai,wozheipaishibuxingle,nimenaisheiyingsheiyingba。”shuozherengxialiangzhangxiangsidepai,laoyeyechouchuliangzhangpaiyaleshangqu,laoliuxiaoyanzhuyizhuan,“guanshang!”yerengchuliangzhangpai,qitasanrenyikan,doubiaoshiyaobuqi,laoliuweiweiyixiaoyounachuyibapaishuodao:“sanzhang!”zhoupangzikanlekanshouzhongdepai,yenachusanzhangfanglexiaqu。
“yingle!”laogaoturandajiaoyisheng,youshouyishuaibajinyoudesanzhangpaizaleshangqu,“haha!wohaiyiweizuihoudengbudaozheisanzhangleni,zheizhenshiyunqilailedangyedangbuzhua!”
laoyeyanjingdengdetonghong,ganjinshenshouqupaiduilizixijiancha,faxianbingwujiadaidengyichangqingkuang,zhenggerenyixiaziweimilexiaqu。
“laoyenishayisi!”zhoupangzibayanyideng,shuodao:“wandeqijiuwan,wanbuqijiubiewan,nihaihuaiyilaogaozuobibucheng?zaishuopaidoushinixide,nihaiyoushaxiangfabucheng,gankuaitaoyinzi!”shuozhebatamianqiandeyinziwanglaogaoneibiantuileyixie。
laoyemianqianyijingkongkongruye,zhidemanhanyuanqideshenshouzaiyifuzuilimianmochuyigeganbiedeqiandai。
“die,tamenshualai!”xiaoyesanzhinendeshengyinturanxiangqi。
laoyewenyannazheqiandaideshoujiushiyidun。
pa!zhoupangzimengranbapaizhuoyipai,shuodao:“xiaozaizihushuoshenmeni!”
laoliuheiheiyixiao,“ai~hebiheyigexiaohaizidongnu,jiranhaiziyouhua,jiurangtashuoma,”shuozheniutouduixiaoyesandao:“haiziniyehuiwanpaima?”
xiaoyesanyaoyaotoudao:“wobuhui。”
“neijiuqiguaile,jirannidoubuhuiwan,neinizenmejiushuonigaoshushushualaini。”laoliuyiduishuyanyoukanxianglaoye,“zheihaizihuiqunidehaohaoguanjiaoguanjiaoa。”
laoyeyeshizhoumeiduixiaoyesanshuodao:“biexiashuo,paishiwoxide,nigaoshushudepaiwoyekanle,doumeiyouwenti,zanmenjiajiranchulaiwanjiuwandeqi,nizenmenengzheimeshuonigaoshushuni,shangpangbiandaizhequ!”
xiaoyesanshijinglazhulaoyedegeboshuo:“wobushishuogaoshushushualai。”
“ng?”laoyeyihuodewendao:“neinishuosheishualai?”
xiaoyesandashengdao:“woshuotamensangedouzaishualai!”ciyanyichupaizhuodunshizhakaiguole。
“ai,laoye!”laogaozhijiezhanqishenshuodao:“wozheigangyingyibanierzijiushuowozuobi,zheiyejiusuanle,tajuranshuowomensanrendouzaizuobi,shibushiniguyiranghaizishuodenixianglaizhanga!”
“laizhang?”cengdeyixiazhoupangziyezhanleqilai,dashengdao:“yuandujiuyaofushu,jintianwokansheiganlaizhang!”
laoliuyishuangshuyandiliuluanzhuan,shenshoubazhuoshangdeyinliangwangzijihuailibolebo。
laoyeyikanqingkuangbumiao,ganjinhechidao:“xiaohaizihushuoshenme?”
“womeihushuo!”xiaoyesantingqixiongtangwangqianmaichuyibu,shuodao:“tamensangezhiyaoyourenshuopaibuxing,biyourenchusanzhangde,eryourenshuopaibuhao,jiuyourendaliangzhangde,yaoshiyourenshuopaibucuozheileihua,jiuyourenchudanzhangde,tamenfenmingshizaizuobi!”
huayingangluo,changzhongyixiaanjinglexialai,zhoupangzixiangpaizhuozideyoushouxiangbeishizhanledingshenshutingzailekongzhong,laoliudelaoshuyanyebuzaisixialuanzhuan,ershijinjindingzhexiaoyesanyizhabuzha,laogaozhangkaidekouyedingzaineilizaibuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme......
laoyetingleerzidehualengzaiyuandiliangjiu,kaishizixihuiyiqizhenggepaijudeguocheng,suizhehuiyideshijianyuezhang,zhenggerenlianseyeyuelaiyueqing,yanjingyuelaiyuehong。
“hei!”kaca!huala!
zhoupangzixianyouledongzuo,shuangbeiyiyonglibazhenggepaizhuodouxianfanzaidi,ranhoushunshouchaoqi**xiamiandedengzizhizhilaoye,nudao:“xingyede!shuohuakeyaojiangzhengju,nabuchuzhengjunijiudeyuandufushu,taoyinzi!”
laoliu,laogaoyegenadengziqishenghandao:“dui!niyouzhengjuma!”
xiaoyesandanu,“mingmingnimensange......”
啪!
xiaoyesandunshijuedetianxuandizhuan,putongyishengshuaidaozaidicaijuedezuolian**ladetengtong,taitouyikan,laoyegangbayouzhangshouhui。
laoyelianshangjichunankandexiaorong,baoquanshuodao:“sanweixiongdibuhaoyisi,wozheierzipingrilirangwoguanhuaile,rangtazaiwaimianmeidameixiaoxinkouhushuo,jiweibieshengqiwozheijiudaihuiquhaoshengguanjiaoguanjiao,gaoci!”shuozhelaqidishangdexiaoyesanjiuyaozou。
“zhanzhu!”zhoupangzidaheyisheng,“zuihouyibanishudeyinzihaimeitaoni,bunaqian,nimenfuzijintianjiuzoubuchuzheijianwuzi!”
laoyebaganbiedeqiandaiwangdishangyireng,shuodao:“jiuzheixiele,zaiduoyigetongqianwoyemeiyou。”huayinweiluolaqixiaoyesankuaibuzoulechuqu。
fuzierrendatabudewangqianzou,yizhizoudaozaiyekanbujianhoubianyourenle,caishaoshaofangmanxiejiaobu。
laoyeqingqingjixiaoyesancalecalianshangdeleihen,shuodao:“gangcaidieneixiadatengleba。”
xiaoyesanwenyanyanleigunluodegengkuaile,chouqidehuidao:“die,wogangcaishuodedoushizhende。”
laoyeqingtanyishengpaipaitadenaodai,shuodao:“diezhidao,nicongxiaojiubibierendoucongming,nengkanchubierenkanbuchulaidedongxi,danshi......haizi,zaijianghuliyoushihoukanpobushuopocaishizhihui,jintiannizheimezhijiedejiubashiqingtongkaile,tamensangenaoxiuchengnuhenyoukenengzhijieduizanmenyeliangxiahenshou,daoneishihouaidunzoubushuo,yinziyiyangbaobuzhu,zanmenbijingmeishenmezhengju,yiqiedoushinidecaice。”
xiaoyesanyetingchuleqizhongdedaoli,zhishiyijiujuedeweiqu,yanleizhibuzhudeyizhiliu。
laoyeheheyixiaoshuodao:“haola,kuaibiekula,yihouniyaoshiyouxingbairuxuanlingpaimenxia,yiwoerzidecongmindedaochengxianzhirikedai,daoneishihouzanmenzailaitaohuigongdao!”
xiaoyesanyitingbairuxuanlingpaiyixiazhenggerenyoujingshenleqilai,yonglidiantoudao:“ng!dienifangxin!erziyidingnengbairushanmen,yihourangqifuzanmenderenbaibeichanghai!”
laoyeweixiaozhediandian,youturanxiaoshengdao:“neige......jintiandeshihuiquqianwanbieheniniangshuo,yebiehenijieshuo,buran......”
“haha。”xiaoyesanxiaoleqilai,shuodao:“neiwokebaozhengbulea!”
“hei!nizheichouxiaozi!”