第6章 恬不知耻

“gunkai,biedanglu。”hanfeiyijingchedikanqinglezheinvrendemianmu,talinzheyijingzhenglihaodedongxi,wangxiazou。

“hanfei。”zhongjianyoulanzhuleta,“jirannihuilaile,jiushundaobayixieshiqingdouchulileba。”

“pa!”zhongjianquchuyibenyijingdayinhaodewendang,diujilehanfei。

“qianlezheifenlihunxieyiba,nixianzaizheigeyangzipeibushangta,congciyihounijiuzhishiyujiedeqianfu。”

baiqiangyuliuyuliangrenyexiangqizheichashi,tamenzaojiuxiangrangtamenlihunle,zhibuguozhiqianhanfeizaijianyulibanlilihunrongyiluorenhuabing,xiandetaiguoyuluojingxiashi,xianzaijiuhenheshile。

“duia,nimenganjinbahunlileba,womenjiaxianzaidoushiyoutouyoulianderen,zheijiniannimeishaorangwomenmengxiu,xianzaiganjinqubahunlile,yihougeyougede。”

baiqiangfufuliangrendashouyihui,shuodelizhiqizhuang,haoxiangzheifenjiayeshitamenxinkudapindelaide,wanquanyijingwangjidangnianshiruhesipilailianzhuzhenvxujialibuzoude。

hanfeidaliangleyiyanlihunxieyi,yaotoudao:“woweishenmeyaolihun?woxianzaikeshiyiwusuoyou,nandaowohaiyaobawomingzhengyanshundelaopojirengle?”

“zhidaozijiyiwusuoyoujiuganjinqulihun!bietuoleiwonver!”

baiyujietaochuyizhangyinxingka,fangzailelihunxieyishang,“kanzaiyiwangdeqingfenshang,zhiyaoniqianle,zheiwushiwanjiushinidele。”

hanfeilengxiao:“nikezhendafang!guangwozheitaosancengbieshujiubuzhiwushiwanba?”

liuyujile:“nihaidengbizishanglianleshiba?jiniwushiwanwodouxianduo?niyaoshibutongyiwuwandoumeiyou。”

“duia,hanfei,nikeyaokaolvqingchu,woyijingbangnisuanguole,xianzainimenmingyishangdefuqigongtongcaichanjiushengxiayigekuaiyaodaobidegongsile,niyaoshibutongyilihun,wohaikeyirangnihaifuzhaijibaiwan。”zhongjiansixiaofeixiaoditixingdao。

“he,neijiulaia,niyiweiwoshihedademe?woxianzaiyifenqiandoumeiyou,nijiushirangwofuzhaijibaiwan,woyiranhaibuqi,youshenmequbieni?keshinimenbuyiyang,zhiyaowomenmeiyoubanlilihunshouxu,nimenlianggejiuyongyuanbiexiangguangmingzhengdadechuxianzaiwaimian。”

hanfeihenminruidiqiazhuletamenlianggedemingmen,guangjiaodebupachuanxiede,zijizailuopoyeluopobudaonaliqule,keshitamenlianggebuyiyang,ruguozijibulihun,tamendeshiqingkendinghuizhaolaigezhongfeiyi。

baiyujiebumandao:“nifeiyaonongchengzheiyangma?zheiyangziduisheidoubuhao。”

zhongjianyuqiyibian:“zheiyangba,niganggangcongjianyulichulai,fangfangmianmiandoudezhongxinlaiguo,kanzainiwodaxuetongxuedefenshang,wobangnianpaiyifentimiandegongzuo,chengxineiliwohaiyouyitaoxiaofangzi,wosongjinile。”

hanfeisihaomeiyouxindong,faneryuefakanbuqizheixiefeiwu,kanqilaitamenqishixiongxiong,shijishangquebeizijibidezheimebeidong。

zhongjiankanzhehanfeidebiaoqingdaizhejinggaodeyuqishuodao:“zheishiwozuihoudedixian,wokeyijinishijiankaolv。”

“buyongkaolv,woxianzaijiukeyidafuni,bukeneng!hahaha!”hanfeilinzhedongxiwangwaizou。

zhongjianqijibaihuaidilanzhulehanfei,“zhanzhu!sheirangnizoude?zheilishinixianglaijiulaixiangzoujiuzoudema?”

“jiushijiushi!”liuyufahuilepofudebenneng,likewuxianhanfei:“nishenshangnadezheixiedoushiwojiadedongxi,woxianzaijiubaojing!nishixiaotou,laiwojiatoudongxi!”

“nijinwanyinggaimeidifangzhuba,wosongnizaihuijianyuli,nizheigexingmanshifangdesharenfan!”

“dingdong!dingdong!”wuneijianbanuzhang,menlingshenghuranxiangqi,baiyujieguoqudakaifangmen,zhijianandaoquanjicongcongdizhanzaimenkou。

“bainvshinihao!woshishiyiyuandezhongyiandaoquan。”

“anyisheng?wozaidianshishangkandaoguonin,ninkuaijin。”baiyujiexiangqileandaoquan,zheiweilaozhongyimingshengzaiwai,xiangyaozhaotakanbingderenfeichangduo,zhuanjiahaoyoujiawushi。

zhongjiantingdaoandaoquanyelikeduichuxiaolianquhetawoshou:“anshenyi?jiuyangjiuyang!”

baiqiangliuyufufuyetingdaoguoandaoquandemingtou,zheiyangdemingyiyidingyaojiejiaoshang,sheiganshuozijiyihoubuhuiyougetoutengnaoreni?tamenlianggeyepaoleguoquyingjieandaoquan。

andaoquanqueyiyanjiukandaolehanfei,jidongdishuodao:“ninzhenzaizheilia?”tazhijiewushizhongjiandengren,chuanguotamenlaidaolehanfeideshenbian。

“怎么了?”

“ningenwolai,zanmenquwaimianshuo。”

“anshenyinin……”zhongjiantamengangadilizaidangchang,andaoquanyijingdaizhehanfeilikaile,zishizizhongmeiyoukantamenyiyan。

“anshenyizenmehuirenshihanfei?tayigeganggangchulejianyuderen……”

“wokanshishiyoubajiutaqianleyiyuandeqian,anyishenglaizhaotayaoqian……”liuyuhuluancaice,“xiaojie,tadidizaiyiyuandeyiyaofeibiejitachu,rangtazheigeqiongguangdanzijixiangbanfaqu。”

“jiushi,buyaolian,jiwushiwanhaibugou,tanxin,tandewuyan!pei!”baiqiangyilianbiyi。

baiyujiemiandaichourongdianlediantou,zheigehanfeiyichuyujiujitamendailaizheimeduomafan,zuiguanjiandeshitamensihuhainatawanquanmeiyoubanfa。

zhongjiananweibaiyujie:“meishimeishi,tadouzheigeyangzile,hainengfanqishenmebolanglai,zheigeshiqingjiaojiwo,yigexingqizhinei,takendingguaiguaiqianzi。”

hanfeilinzhedongxizoudaowaimian,“zenmele,anlao?nilaizheilizhaowo?”

“shia,wodouzhaobudaonin,yiyuanfangmianshuozheigebainvshishinindeqiziwojiuguolaiwenwenkan,meixiangdaonijiuzaizheili。”

“heng,takebushiwoqizi,nizhaowoshenmeshi?guanyuwodidideme?”

“bushiwozhaonin,shiwujiadezhangquanrenwutongtahuranyaozhaoni!”

wutongchuliwangongsishiwu,likechengcheganhuiwujiadeyiliaozhongxin,heisedelinkencheli,wutongwenmishu:“miguodeyixuejiaoshouluogezenmeshuo?wujundeqingkuangzenmeyang?”

mishubingbao:“luogeyishengshuoyougenianqingdezhongyiyingxiangletadezhiliao,daozhilewujunbingqingchuxianleehua,tahenshengqi,yijingzhunbeihuimiguoqule。”

“shenme?ehua?”wutonglianseshaobian,chelideqifenlikechongmanleshaqi,mishujinruohanchan,dianlediantou。

“shisheiyingxianglewujundezhiliao,wenqingchu!zhuahuilai!”

wutongcongconghuidaobingfang,wulangyixingrenfenfenzhanqilai。

“爸!”

“爷爷!”

“爷爷!”

wutongjingzhizoudaowujunbingchuangqian,guanchawujunqingkuang“luogeyishengshuowujunbingqingchuxianleehua?”

wulanglikejieshidao:“luogeyishengshiyonglezhendingji,buzhizenme,xiaojuntachuxianlekexue。buguoxianzaiyijingmeishile,youyiweizhongyiyongyinzhenfengzhulexiaojundexuedao,tadeqingkuangxianzaihenwending。”

“e?”wutongxiankaibeizi,wujundexiongkouchupailiezheshisangenyinzhen,wutongmizheyanjingguanchaleyizhen,shensequeyuelaiyuezhengzhong。

“zheishi……chuanshuozhongdeneitaozhenshume?lairen!qubazheigeshizhendezhongyijiwozhaolai,woyaotacunbubulidishouzhewujun!haiyou,neigeyangguiziyishengganpianwo,rangrenbatazhuihuilai!heng!buzhisihuo!”

“cunbubuli?wobuqu!”hanfeizhijiejujue。

“shifu,ninbiezheiyang,zheiwujiakeshijinyangshideyiba,hetamenjiaohaobailierwuyihai,niyaoshijujuele,jiushidezuiletamena,zheiyihoukejiubuhaoguole。”