xiesiyujintiantedizuolexiesiyexihuandedabeitoufaxing,shoulianlepingrilimanbujingxindezitai,yishenjiancaidetidegaojixizhuang,juzhiyoudu,wenhezhixiatouzhejifenshuli。
hexiesiyezhenmeishenmequbie。
jiulianshenxiningdouhuanghulejimiao。
tacongwoshichulai,kandaotayanfengsaoguolaishi,yiweishixiesiyehuilaile。
正经不到三秒。
xiesiyuzuijiaoshangyang,tazouguoqu,qianqishenxiningdeshou,zaitashoubeiluoxiayiwen:“saozi,zuowanshuidehaoma?”
沈熹宁把手收回来。
孽畜还是那个孽畜。
…
shenxininghuanhaoyifushi,xiesiyuyijingzhunbeihaole,zuozaishafashangdengta。
tazouguoqu:“nibuyonghuanyifuma?”
xiesiyutankaishou,duizijidezhezhuanghenmanyi:“wohuanhaole。”
shenxiningyiye:“mashengri,nichuanyishenheibutaihaoba?”
xiesiyumeigezhengjing:“saozishidanxinwobeidama?”
shenxiningbujietadehua,naqibaojiuzou。
谢斯屿跟在她身后。
sijiyijingzailouxiadenghouduoshi。
shangchehou,liangrenzuozaihoumian,xiesiyucongkoudailinachuyigehongsesironghezidijishenxining。
shenxiningdakaikan,limianshiliangmeizuanjie,heshanglaihaijita:“woyoujiezhi。”
“womeiyoujiezhi。”xiesiyujixudakaihezidiguoqu:“nishoushangdeshiduijie,lingyimeizaiwogeshenshang,neixierenyanjinghendu,yaoshifaxianwomenshoushangdejiezhibushiyidui,huiqiyixinde。”
shuodesihuyouneimediandaoli。
kanlaitazaojiuyousuozhunbeile。
jiudengzhebatagedehunjiehuanxialai。
hesaozidaishangzijimaidejiezhi。
shenxiningmeiyouyouyu,bashoushangdejiezhizhaixialai,tazhunbeifangbaolishouhao,quebeishenbiandenanrenxianyibuqiangzou,jiangxiachechuang,zhijierenglechuqu。
“那是我的戒指!”
xiesiyudandingshengshangchechuang:“saozi,niyijingyouxindejiezhile,jiudejiugairengle,jixindetengweizhi。”
“nandaonixiangyigenshouzhidailiangmeihunjie?”
“neiyanghuibuhuitaijile?”
tayouyuandeyuqi,haoxiangzaishuo。
saozi,nandaonixianggegegendididoushoule?
那样你装得下吗?
会不会太挤了?
youqishitadeyanshen,haoxiangshibeigufudexiaokelian。
kansituibu,shizemeiyijuhuadouduishenxiningyoujueduizhanyoudeyisi。
shiyizhici,shenxiningzhinengconghezilinachuyimeijiezhitaozaishoushang:“zheiyangkeyileba。”
“youcuole。”xiesiyucoujintaerbianqingyu,reqiyushengyinjiaozhi,meigeziyindouliaodongzherendexinxian:“saozi,ninadeneimeijiezhishiwode,nimeifaxianchicundalema?”
沈熹宁:?
笑屁,笑。
尺寸大了就大了。
yongdezhezheimesaoqidishuohua?
shenxiningqiangrenzhecaimeirangzijimachulai,genxiesiyuzheihuodaijiule,tawenhehaopiqiderenshedechizaofanche。
youzhongxinhuanhuilai,shoushangdejiezhishangxiangzheyimeigezidan,nachuquzhijienengbarenyanshanxiadeneizhong。
什么审美。
真俗。
沈熹宁心里吐槽。
xiesiyuqueshenxinyuyue,anshuanghaibugou,pianpianyaoshuochulai:“saozi,wojinimaidehunjiehenizhenpei。”
“womenshoushangshiyiduide。”
“saozi,wogemaidejiezhihaokanhaishiwomaidejiezhihaokan?”
“buguoneiyebuzhongyao,fanzhengtasiguiyige,niyihouzhinengdaizhewomaidehunjie,genwoxiuenai。”
shenxininghaobengkui:“ninengbunengbuyaozaishuole?”
xiesiyuyileng,haiweiqushangle。
“saozi,nixianwochaoma?kewozhishitaigaoxingle,xianggennifenxiang。”
tawozhushenxiningdeshou:“nibuzhidao,shidiyigeguanxinwotengbutengderen?tamendoubabudewosi。”
“saozi,nizhidaobeiqinshengfumuzuzhouqusishishenmeziweima?”
taxiangzhixiaogouyiyangmaicansajiao。
shenxiningzhidaotashiguyide,kandaotaweihongdeyanjingshi,zhonghuahaoxiangduzaisangziyanshuobuchulai,zuizhongtuoxiedefangqingshengyin。
“我没有嫌你吵。”
谢斯屿笑了。
“saozi,wojiuzhidaoxintengwo。”
taqianzheshenxiningdeshouxinshang,mouzishanshuozhejinhubingtaideguangmang:“saozi,nideshouzhenhaokan,haoxiangzangqilaia。”
shenxiningxiaoxinzangdouleyixia,ganjinbashoushouhuilai。
bukesiyideyanshenkanzheta。
变态吧你。
xiesiyuzhazhayan,lianxiagangcaideshikong:“saozi,wozhishikuazhangdeshuofa,biaodawoduinixinshang。”
我信你的鬼话。
shenxiningyoudiandatuitanggule。
kaishibuquedingcongxiesiyurushoushibushimingzhidexuanze。
bijing,meiciduishangtadeyanshen,youzhongyaofenshensuigudeweixian。
…
chezizhongyuzaixieyuantingxia。
menkoudehaochechengpian,binkeluoyibujue。
xiesiyuxianxiache,raoguochetouzoudaolingyibiandakaichemen,chaoshenxiningshenchushou:“laopo。”
shenxiningchuanzhefenselujianlifu,jianjingyouruyoumeidebaitiane,taweiweixiaozhebashoudijita:“xiexie。”
xialeche,xiesiyulouzhutadeyao,zaitaerbiandidao:“laopo,nibuhanwolaogongma?”
老公?
talianxiesiyedoumeihanguo。
小孽畜想得挺美。
“wojuedezheiyanghantaikeyile,haishihanmingzigengziranyidian。”
“zenmehui,womenshixinhunfuqi,roumadianhenzhengchang。”
xiesiyujiangtawanghuailian:“nibuhanwolaogong,wojiuzaizheiqinni。”
“你不要太过分。”
xiesiyuxiaolexia:“kanlainigengxiangwoqinni。”
tafushou,huanhuanwangshenxininglianshangcou。
shenxiningbeichanmodemeiyoubanfa,hanhudishuolelianggezi。
shuowan,lianshangdexiuselianfendidouzhebuzhu。
suiranhexiesiyedehunyinmingcunshiwang,danyeshicunzaide,duixiaoshuzihanlaogong,shizaishitaiweinantale。
xiesiyudecunjinchi:“laopo,nishengyintaixiaole,womeitingdao。”
shenxiningpixiaoroubuxiao:“laogong!”
xiesiyuhoujianfachumenmendexiaosheng,zaitalianshangqinleyixia:“laopozhenguai。”
shenxiningnudengta:“nipianwo!”
xiesiyuxiaodehenqianzou:“womeishuobuqina。”
妈的!
死骗子!
沈熹宁的脸红透了。
biaoqingxiunandexiangshibeizhangfudiaoxidexiaoxifu。
anchuyourenjiangliangrendehudongquanchenglulexialai,benlaixiangpaishenxininghe“xiesiye”hunbiandezhengju,jieguobeixiuleyizuidegouliang。
xiesiyulouzheshenxiningdeyaojinmen:“laopobieshengqi,yourenzai**women。”
shenxiningkandaole,dantabuxingangcaixiesiyudiaoxitazhiweilezuoxi,zhihaochixiazheigeankui。
caopingshangbuzhilejingmeidexianhua,fenweiganzhijielaman。
sumanshenbianweizhejiweifuren,yourentiaoqihuati:“manjie,nierziheerxizenmehaimeiguolai?”
sumandandingyingfu:“nianqingrentanshui,gujishizuowanyounaodetaiwanle,fanzhengshengrimeiniandouzheimehuishi,tamennengshuijiuduoshuihui。”
“manjie,haishinintitie,yaobudoushuoninerziheerxienaini。”
shuohuadeshiyuanmingjituandedongshizhangfurencengyu,zheimeduoniangenxieshimianhexinbuhe,anchuochuohexiejiaqiangshengyi。
zuotianxinwenbaochuxiesiyesiben,taqueguyishuoshenxininghexiesiyeenai,fenmingshiguyiwaku。
sumanmianshangbudongshengse,nitayiyan:“neiyebibushangnititie,nierzijiehunliangnian,haizidoushenglesigele,hainengbangzhecaoxinmaichemaifang,zheimehaodefuqi,woshimeiyoude。”
cengyuerzijiehunliangnian,erxifuduzilimeidongjing,waimianyijingyousangenvrenbaochulaishengleyuanmingtaiziyedegurou。
tazheigedangmadeyizhizaijierzica**,meishaobeikanxiaohua。
cengyubuganshiruo:“manjieya,nizheihuashuode,erzigenerxibuzhuzaiyiqi,sunzinandaohainengcongshitoulibengchulaia。”
就在这时。
“妈,我们来了。”
xiesiyuqianzheshenxiningzouleguolai。
sumankandaoxiesiyuchuanyishenhei,dangjiyanshenlenglexialai,pianpianzheimeduorenkanzhe,buhaogualian,yingshengshengjichuxiao。
“小烨,宁宁。”
xiesiyulouzheshenxiningjianbang:“ma,baoqian,womenqiwanle。”
shenxiningjiangshouzhongdehezidiguoqu:“ma,zheishiwohesiyeyiqijinintiaodeliwu,xiwangninxihuan。”