第4章
wangnanamannaoziwenhao,shizaixiangbutong,yushifangqingjiaobu,qiaowushengxidizoujinwumingfangjian。
jiuzaizuotianxiawu,erzineitongdianhualimanshishiluo,shuozijijuexingshibaile。
zuoweimuqin,taduizheishixinliyizhiningzhejinger。
yifangmianpanzheerzinengchengdingtianlididedayingxiong,gentayeyeyiyangguangyaomenmei;kelingyifangmian,youpatazhongdaoyeyefuzhe,jianshangkangtaizhongdanzi,huodetailei,weiguojiaweibaixingxishengtaiduo,daozuihou......
唉!
youshihoutashenzhixiang,rangerzizuogeputongrentinghao,pingpinganancaishizhenfuqi。
zhidaozuotian,jieguochenailuoding,tafandaotashile。
这是天意,也好。
wumingshuidezhengxiang,wangnanadunxiashen,qingqingfuzhewumingdetou,shengyinroudenengqiachushui:“erzi,yihouzanjiuzuogepingfanren,mahuzheni。”
shuowan,taqingshouqingjiaotuichuqu,daishangmen,dongzuoqingdexiangyipianyumaoluodi。
zhuantianyizao,wumingmanxuefuhuodixinglai,yichumenjiujianlaomabazaocanbaihaole。
“妈!”
“xingla?kuaiquxishu,chifanle。”wangnanaxiaodemeiyanwanwan。
“得嘞!”
muziliangzuoxialaichifan,youshuoyouxiao,rerenaonao。
wumingbenlaihaifandigu,pazijijuexingshibairanglaomashiwang,shenzhizhuomozheyaobuyaobamimidouchulai,rangtagaoxinggaoxing。
danzhuannianyixiang,zijizheidishiyizhongyinengwensuoweiwen,taijingshihaisu,shuochulaizhibudinggengrangtacaoxin。
yanxiakanlaomazheizhuangtai,yagenmeishouyingxiang,taxinlizuihouyidianbaofuyeluoledi。
“zheijitianxianzaijiaxiezhe,buguojuexingyishihou,yegaizhuomoshangbandeshile,youxiangfamei?”
wangnanayuqiteweiwan,shengpachuodaoerzitongchu。
taxinlimenerqing,juexingchenggongdedoujinyinenggongdaoyuanshenzaole,zhiyoushibaidecaixuyaoshangbantaoshenghuo。
wumingyaoyaotou,haizhenmeikaolvguo。
suishuoshouwoyidongli,danmingmianshangtajiushigejuexingshibaizhe。
lingqifusushidai,guojiabuyangxianren,bankendingdeshang。
可上啥班呢?
fanzhengdasibuqushipinchang,genlaomayiyangsanbandao?taidanwushuajingyanle!
“shaxiaozi,manmanxiang,mashangbanqule。”
wangnanarouleroutadetou,xiaozhechumen。
“妈再见!”
songzoulaoma,wumingsanliangkoubawanzaofan,shualewankuaijiukaishixingdong,shijianjiushijingyan,cangyingdengzhetashougeni!
kejializhuanyiquan,maodoumeiyou。
zhengdonglou、zhenggexiaoqufanbianle,liangecangyingtuidoumeichoujian!
qileguaile,zuowanmingmingpaolebushao,jinerzajiupingkongxiaoshile?
shubuzhi,neibangcangyingzuowanjiujitijuanpugaipaolule,rebuqihaiduobuqi?
wumingdalazhenaodaihuijia,fanlenan:cangyingmeile,jingyancongnalai?
haiyoulaomashuodegongzuo,liangshierdoudeganjinjiejue,huoshaomeimaole!
tayipainaodai,huranlingguangzhaxian,zheiliangshinengbunengyiguohuile?
jiandanshuo,jiushishangbandaguailiangbuwu!
wocao!xinsiluzheibujiulaile?
shagongzuonengmanzuzheiyaoqiu?
wumingzhuomobantian,naozili“kuangdang”yishengbengchusazi:
屠!宰!场!
shuodaotuzaichang,libobojiuguanzheyijia!
zheiweiliboboshigensuiyeyezuozhandelaozhanyou、laobuxia,dangniangenyeyebingjianxuezhan,genyeyegengshiguomingdejiaoqing。
houlaizaiqianxianfulezhongshang,tuixialaijieguantuzaichang,zhuanzuohouqin,zhaoyangfaguangfare。
qishibuguanglibobo,haiyouhuangbo、chenbo、leibo......wumingdeyeyeduitameneryan,yishiyiyou,shitamenjingzhongdezhangbei!
wumingdounamen,yeyedaodishishadarenwu?
suishuosuweimoumian,queliuxiayidui“bobo”,gegedoushuogenyeyeshiguomingdejiaoqing,duodaotadoushubuguolai。
zheixieboboduita,neizhenshibiqindehaiqin。
xiaoshihou,yougeboboyaosongtataofang,yougeboboyaojitazhuanshizhongdianzhongxue,haiyoudepatazaixuexiaoaie,zhijiesaiqiande......
yaobushilaomasanlingwushen,tazaoshouxiale。
jiuchongzheijiaoqing,ranglibobojianpaigetuzaichangdehuoer,neibugenwanerside?
说干就干!
wumingtaochushoujifantongxunlu,chulelaoma、guxuemi、liuerpangjigetongxue,shengxiadequanshi“bobo”。
fanlehaoyihuiercaizhaodaolibobo,zhijiebohao。
......
时间往回拨一点。
qinchurouliantuzaichang,changzhangbangongshili,lixianenzhengduizheshoujiqiaozi,qunming“lieshoutuji”。
“zuotianjuexingyishi,mingmingshibaile,douzhidaoleba?”
“刚听说。”
“jingweiyuanzuotianjiubabaogaofangwozhuoshangle,jinercaichoujian。”
“meixiangdaowuchenglongneimemeng,mingmingjuranmeijuexing......”
“meijuexingcaihao,buyongzoutayeyelaolu。”
“douchulaishuoshuo,wuchenglongbuzai,zanzheixiedangbobodedebahaizihuhao,bunengrangtagenputongrensideleisileihuohunrizi!”
“sheigankuidaita,wodiyigexianzhuozi!”
“youzanzai,jiusuanmeijuexing,yederangtayibeizishunshundangdang!”
“必需的!”
“wocao!mingmingjiwodadianhuale!”
“快接快接!”
“suanlesuanle,tajishayazidelaolida,bujiwozheituanzhangda?”
“谁不酸?+1”
“+1”
“+1”
“+1”
......
lixianenzaoannabuzhu,miaojiedianhua:“wei,mingming?xiangbobole?”
“sha?nilaiwozheiershangban?”
“bububu,meiwenti!yidianwentimeiyou!”
“今天就来?”
“haohaohao!niguolai,bobozaimenkoudengni!”
gualedianhua,lixianenhuosuqiehuiqun。
一群人早等急了:
“卧槽!”
“???laolikuaishuo!”
“mingmingshuoyaolaiwozheiershangban!”
“wocao!buxing!jianjuebutongyi!”
“nineihuoyouzangyoulei,huibamingmingleihuai!”
“+1”
“+1”
“yaobuzheiyang,xianrangtazainineiersansanxin,huitouwojidiaozou。”
“laolinijiwojilingdian,zanyiqunbobodingzhenini!”
“duilelaoli,zuiyanshidian,nanazhufuguo,biegenmingmingtitayeyedeshi。”
“zhiqianhaoxiangyougebuzhangyande......”
“xingleidenibizui!haixiangainanazou?”
“hahaha,wanxiaoguiwanxiao,xiaomingyaojin。”
“nanashizhenmeng,woyigetezhanduide,jianletahaifachu。”
“buliaole,woqujimingmingshoushibangongshi!”
lixianendiuxiayiju,jiumanghuoqule。
zaishuowuming,gualedianhuajiuchufa。
libobodefenglingshirouliantuzaichangbuyuan,zoulubanxiaoshijiudao。
jinertianqitejili,yangguanghuangderenzhengbukaiyan。
wumingzouzaijieshang,lingqifusushidai,nayouhepingshiqiguangjieliuwandexianqing?jieshangquanshixingsecongcongderen,gegejiaobufeikuai,touzheyigujinbengdemangliujinger。
突然!
cierdefangkongjingbaosiliekongqi,yanqianmengdiyian,mingmeiyangguangshunjianbeitunle,xiangshibeishapangrandawuzhezhule!
吴铭猛地抬头。
一只鸟!
大到离谱的鸟!
chabuduoyigezuqiuchangneimeda,zhetianbiri,neiguxiongliqixigenhaixiaosideyaguolai,chadianrangrenchuanbuguoqi!
“shijiujixiongshoutiezuijuying!”
“快躲!快躲!”
jiedaoshunjianzhakaiguo,renmengenfenglesidewangyantilizuan。
wumingyeyigejianbuchongjinpangbiandejianzhu,zheiyagenbuyongjiao,congxiaodaoda,zheizhongtufaqingkuangjinglitaiduo,zaochenglebenneng!
haihaoyingjixiaoduifanyinggoukuai,yifanjizhan,zongsuanbatiezuijuyingganpaole。
zheiciruqinsuishuonaoderenxinhuanghuang,danmeichurenming,yijingsuanwanxing。